From dmarti at zgp.org Thu May 1 08:25:23 2003 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:30 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] AOL kills puppies. Message-ID: <20030501152522.GA31603@zgp.org> Puppy killers. ----- Forwarded message from Declan McCullagh ----- Date: Thu, 01 May 2003 01:25:48 -0400 From: Declan McCullagh Subject: FC: AOL vs. chihuahuas: Animal shelter site takes business elsewhere To: politech@politechbot.com Cc: amoorkah@amrt.net, carol@amrt.net X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Version 5.2.0.9 Sender: owner-politech@politechbot.com Reply-To: declan@well.com X-URL: Politech is at http://www.politechbot.com/ X-Author: Declan McCullagh is at http://www.mccullagh.org/ X-News-Site: Cluebot is at http://www.cluebot.com/ X-Bogosity: No, tests=bogofilter, spamicity=0.238689, version=0.9.1.2 X-Spam-Status: No, hits=-0.2 required=7.0 tests=AWL version=2.20 X-Spam-Level: --- Date: Wed, 30 Apr 2003 16:47:06 -0400 (EDT) From: destiny To: declan@well.com Subject: AOL censors chihuahuas Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Man, just when I thought there were no new demographic groups that AOL hadn't offended -- they offend owners of chihuahuas... http://hometown.aol.com/sbdogpage/ I wonder if this guy got caught up in some aggressive anti-spam program -- or if AOL really does have a new policy precluding .sig files with links! --- Destiny-land. The happiest blog on earth. http://destinyland.blogspot.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- POLITECH -- Declan McCullagh's politics and technology mailing list You may redistribute this message freely if you include this notice. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- To subscribe to Politech: http://www.politechbot.com/info/subscribe.html This message is archived at http://www.politechbot.com/ Declan McCullagh's photographs are at http://www.mccullagh.org/ Like Politech? Make a donation here: http://www.politechbot.com/donate/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Don Marti Even if we don't get DMCA reform, loudly http://zgp.org/~dmarti demanding DMCA reform is going to get the dmarti@zgp.org injustice of the DMCA in front of the next KG6INA jury. Make noise. It counts. From nick at zork.net Thu May 1 11:35:16 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20030501183515.GX773@zork.net> \/\/hatever. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- david@creeknet.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From adam at flounder.net Thu May 1 11:32:52 2003 From: adam at flounder.net (Adam McKenna) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20030501183515.GX773@zork.net> References: <20030501183515.GX773@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030501183252.GE417@flounder.net> On Thu, May 01, 2003 at 11:35:16AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > \/\/hatever. > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > david@creeknet.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. > > > ----- End forwarded message ----- All I know is that if I don't get my fucking mailman day joke soon, I'm out of here too. --Adam From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Thu May 1 12:21:44 2003 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Brian Danger Hicks) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20030501183252.GE417@flounder.net> References: <20030501183515.GX773@zork.net> <20030501183252.GE417@flounder.net> Message-ID: <20030501192144.GH2343@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Adam McKenna quotation: > All I know is that if I don't get my fucking mailman day joke soon, I'm out > of here too. Oh, it's not coming. Feel free to make your own mailman day joke procmail recipe, though. - -- Brian Hicks -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+sXPGjLHcIq3dHxYRAuewAJ0Zm20duBsFPUdvmU1xp+Y6CG2QZQCgjLot Qt/coqm6yy+k87i8+ziegts= =6Gw/ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From nick at zork.net Thu May 1 13:50:03 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [Fwd: Jon Carroll vs. Bikram] Message-ID: <20030501205003.GG773@zork.net> emad. ----- Forwarded message from Richard Reinholdt ----- Watch your step, I own it by Jon Carroll Thursday, May 1, 2003 So today we have the case of Bikram Choudhury, a semi-famous yoga teacher whose Bikram Yoga, a series of 26 postures performed in a room heated to 105 degrees, has become immensely popular over the past 10 years. The poses are based on traditional yogic asanas, but apparently the rigid order and high heat (because it's hot in India, see, and therefore . . . never mind) are original with Choudhury. He trains Bikram Yoga teachers and offers certificates at $5,000 a pop. There are 330 Bikram schools worldwide, and his personal fortune is estimated at $7 million, including a fleet of Rolls-Royces. And why not? This is America. If McYoga catches on, what's the harm? Oh, maybe the rigidity and the materialism run counter to the original philosophy of yoga, but maybe that's some kind of spiritual evolution. Heck, I can't cross my legs for more than five minutes; what do I know? But here's the thing: Choudhury has taken out a copyright on his poses and is going after studios that teach those poses without paying royalties. He has decided, more or less post hoc, that Bikram Yoga is a franchise, and that you gotta pay for the poses the same way McDonald's franchisees have to pay for the Golden Arches logo on every damn thing. He did not, of course, invent the poses. He's not suing people who use his name without permission; he's suing people who use "his" poses without permission. Of course, his copyright could be declared invalid, but by then lots of small yoga studios would have run up a fortune in legal bills. Time for some breathing exercises. Remember, you are the air and the air is you. Just don't bend your knees. We don't wanna get sued. Imyself, Jon Carroll of the Jon Carroll Column, have recently taken out a copyright on walking. Not all walking, just the kind where the heel hits the ground before the toe. I have been teaching this kind of walking to literally two people for years now. My daughters have taken the Carroll Brand of Walking and spread its benefits out into the world. Now a whole new generation is walking the Carroll way. And I'll bet you're doing it too. Such is my influence. But where are my Rolls-Royces? This is a question I often ask. Now, of course, I would not sue you if you want to walk, say, down to the grocery store. I am not some heartless yoga guru. No, I'm going after any establishment that has treadmills, any school athletic program that teaches race walking, and any shoe manufacturer that produces "walking shoes." These are the deep pockets, friend. I could break you in the time it takes to say "Bikram." Where's the fun in that? Fortunately, we can avoid all this bother. Any of the named parties could just send me a franchise fee of 1 percent of gross profits, and we'd have a deal. The licensee would have the right to use the words "Carroll" and "walking" on any promotional literature. For an extra sum, they could avoid using the word "Carroll." It's really their choice. I'm something of an idealist. I want the world to walk. I just want everybody to walk in the healthy, approved way -- none of this walking with just one foot, for instance, or walking with the toes hitting the ground before the heel. These are unhealthy practices. They ruin the chi. The feng shui of the foot is destroyed, sometimes permanently. I want to relieve people of that pain. I also need a home in Taos. I can do well by doing good, just like Bikram Choudhury. I wonder if he walks? He could owe me some dough. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The spirit of good health is within you; please, no personal checks. A movement is accomplished in six stages, and the seventh brings return. The seven is the number of the young jcarroll@sfchronicle.com ?2003 San Francisco Chronicle | Feedback URL: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2003/05/01/DD294983.DTL _______________________________________________ pigdog mailing list pigdog@pighaven.org http://mail.pighaven.org/mailman/listinfo/pigdog ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Thu May 1 20:17:26 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20030501192144.GH2343@8ball.wox.org> References: <20030501183515.GX773@zork.net> <20030501183252.GE417@flounder.net> <20030501192144.GH2343@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <1051845444.18298.108149.camel@dante> On Thu, 2003-05-01 at 15:21, Brian Danger Hicks wrote: > commence Adam McKenna quotation: > > All I know is that if I don't get my fucking mailman day joke soon, I'm out > > of here too. > > Oh, it's not coming. Feel free to make your own mailman day joke > procmail recipe, though. This was found on the floor the Iraqi Information Ministry: In honor of Mailman Day, here's a joke: One day Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf walks into a presidential palace bar with a steering wheel made by suicidal Americans whose stomachs will roast in Hell attached to his crotch. So the bartender says to him, "Minister, you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" And al-Sahaf says, "Never! My nuts will never be led by the infidel steering wheel!" Next time, don't leave the recipe at the Iraqi Museum. From nick at zork.net Fri May 2 02:40:56 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20030502094056.GV773@zork.net> OUTRAGER!!! r0r!!!!! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- outrager@hotmail.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From nick at zork.net Fri May 2 03:42:34 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20030502104234.GW773@zork.net> Fucking learn procmail already. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- crackmonkey@tiram.org has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Fri May 2 18:02:47 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: Message from Nick Moffitt of "Fri, 02 May 2003 03:42:34 PDT." <20030502104234.GW773@zork.net> References: <20030502104234.GW773@zork.net> Message-ID: <200305030102.h4312lP24129@mail0.rawbw.com> Nick Moffitt wrote: > Fucking learn procmail already. Hey, some of us do it with mh commands and shell scripts. Someone has to prove the unix-haters were right. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri May 2 19:45:48 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <200305030102.h4312lP24129@mail0.rawbw.com> References: <20030502104234.GW773@zork.net> <200305030102.h4312lP24129@mail0.rawbw.com> Message-ID: <20030503024548.GG773@zork.net> begin J. M. Brenner quotation: > Hey, some of us do it with mh commands and shell scripts. ha ha inc -- end From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Sat May 3 14:47:46 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: Message from Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco of "Fri, 02 May 2003 19:45:48 PDT." <20030503024548.GG773@zork.net> References: <20030502104234.GW773@zork.net> <200305030102.h4312lP24129@mail0.rawbw.com> <20030503024548.GG773@zork.net> Message-ID: <200305032147.h43LllP58565@mail0.rawbw.com> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin J. M. Brenner quotation: > > Hey, some of us do it with mh commands and shell scripts. > > ha ha inc Much easier to read than procmail junk: refile `pick +inbox -from "rs@bernstein.providence.ri.us"` +IDJITS And someday hardware will be fast enough that I won't notice how grossly inefficient it is. From pgl at yoyo.org Sat May 3 15:07:41 2003 From: pgl at yoyo.org (Peter Lowe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Raed Message-ID: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> So, like, where the fuck is Raed anyway? -- A: No. Q: Should I include quotations after my reply? -- Nick Moffitt From ebourg at cs.mcgill.ca Sat May 3 17:05:52 2003 From: ebourg at cs.mcgill.ca (Erik Bourget) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Raed In-Reply-To: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> Message-ID: <87smrv8tjz.fsf@cs.mcgill.ca> Peter Lowe writes: > So, like, where the fuck is Raed anyway? He's an American now. And Southern Baptist, i hear. GENERAL NOTICE: Iraqi information minister quips are lame. Please refrain from making them, or should I say, THERE ARE NO LAME QUIPS, THEY ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE AT THE GATES hohoho. -- erik bourget | CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by ebourg@cs.mcgill.ca | nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the | domestic circle. From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Sat May 3 19:22:00 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Raed In-Reply-To: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> Message-ID: <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> On Sat, May 03, 2003 at 11:07:41PM +0100, Peter Lowe wrote: > A: No. > Q: Should I include quotations after my reply? > -- Nick Moffitt Nick has a groupie. -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat May 3 22:53:16 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Raed In-Reply-To: <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> Message-ID: <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> begin Bob Bernstein quotation: > On Sat, May 03, 2003 at 11:07:41PM +0100, Peter Lowe wrote: > > A: No. > > Q: Should I include quotations after my reply? > > -- Nick Moffitt > > Nick has a groupie. He's not the first. -- end From jdub at perkypants.org Sat May 3 23:04:11 2003 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> > begin Bob Bernstein quotation: > > On Sat, May 03, 2003 at 11:07:41PM +0100, Peter Lowe wrote: > > > A: No. > > > Q: Should I include quotations after my reply? > > > -- Nick Moffitt > > > > Nick has a groupie. > > He's not the first. It's in my quotes file too. Sometimes, the sigmonster chooses it as the perfect reply quote. ObGroupie: Nick, you were *great* in Revolution OS. Bwah-ha - Jeff -- linux.conf.au 2004: Adelaide, Australia http://lca2004.linux.org.au/ "There's always a new bogeyman - every two months, there's a new axe to add to the axis of evil." - Michael Moore From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Sun May 4 05:41:35 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] What a maroon [Was: perky organ] In-Reply-To: <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> Message-ID: <20030504124135.GA18551@callisto.jtan.com> On Sun, May 04, 2003 at 04:04:11PM +1000, Jeff Waugh wrote: > > > begin Bob Bernstein quotation: > > > Nick has a groupie. > > > > He's not the first. > > It's in my quotes file too. What a maroon: "Me too! Me too Nick!!" The deep hermeneutical twists of conjoining PERKYPANTS and ORG continue to emerge out of the preconscious archetypal mist. -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From nick at zork.net Sun May 4 09:45:22 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] bling bling Message-ID: <20030504164522.GT773@zork.net> http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1471629/20030430/bg.jhtml > The venerable definitions resource has already added other > hip-hop-turned-mainstream terms like "jiggy," "breakbeat," "dope" > and "phat" to the online updates of the 20-volume dictionary, and > now it has started drafting an entry for the latest OED-approved > term, "bling bling." -- end From necco at relst8.net Sun May 4 10:08:41 2003 From: necco at relst8.net (Loki Ambrodious von Esling) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] bling bling In-Reply-To: <20030504164522.GT773@zork.net> References: <20030504164522.GT773@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030504170841.GA10717@relst8.net> On Sun, May 04, 2003 at 09:45:22AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1471629/20030430/bg.jhtml > > The venerable definitions resource has already added other > > hip-hop-turned-mainstream terms like "jiggy," "breakbeat," "dope" > > and "phat" to the online updates of the 20-volume dictionary, and > > now it has started drafting an entry for the latest OED-approved > > term, "bling bling." > a) this is a complete waste of time. b) i'm pretty sure "breakbeat" was coined amoung the Detroit techno crowd and has little to do with "hip hop" (whatever the fuck that is). -- Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | From unpost at hafd.org Sun May 4 10:17:35 2003 From: unpost at hafd.org (Jordan Bettis) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> Message-ID: <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> Jeff Waugh writes: > It's in my quotes file too. Sometimes, the sigmonster chooses it as the > perfect reply quote. A good lesson to be learned from this: Don't use crackmonkey derived quotes in messages to crackmonkey. I should add it to mine, actually. -- Jordan Bettis Rick Moen is an idiot. -- Daniel J Bernstein From leklund at tastytronic.net Sun May 4 10:34:16 2003 From: leklund at tastytronic.net (Lukas Eklund) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] bling bling In-Reply-To: <20030504170841.GA10717@relst8.net> References: <20030504164522.GT773@zork.net> <20030504170841.GA10717@relst8.net> Message-ID: <20030504173416.GA24152@tastytronic.net> Quoting Loki Ambrodious von Esling: > b) i'm pretty sure "breakbeat" was coined amoung the Detroit techno > crowd and has little to do with "hip hop" (whatever the fuck that is). Bzert! Thank-you for playing. Please try again. -- lukas | Self-Evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else. eklund | -- Ambrose Bierce +++ tastytronic.net -- SPECTACULAR PHILANTHROPY FOR A PLASTIC CYBERSPACE! +++ From necco at relst8.net Sun May 4 11:06:37 2003 From: necco at relst8.net (Loki Ambrodious von Esling) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] bling bling In-Reply-To: <20030504173416.GA24152@tastytronic.net> References: <20030504164522.GT773@zork.net> <20030504170841.GA10717@relst8.net> <20030504173416.GA24152@tastytronic.net> Message-ID: <20030504180636.GA10901@relst8.net> On Sun, May 04, 2003 at 01:34:16PM -0400, Lukas Eklund wrote: > Quoting Loki Ambrodious von Esling: > > b) i'm pretty sure "breakbeat" was coined amoung the Detroit techno > > crowd and has little to do with "hip hop" (whatever the fuck that is). > > Bzert! Thank-you for playing. Please try again. > aye, i stand corrected... http://phobos.plato.nl/e-primer/breakbeat.htm Hmm, i think my dogs gave me fleas... :( -- Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | From dmarti at zgp.org Sun May 4 12:40:30 2003 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> Message-ID: <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> begin Jordan Bettis quotation of Sun, May 04, 2003 at 12:17:35PM -0500: > A good lesson to be learned from this: Don't use crackmonkey derived > quotes in messages to crackmonkey. Why not? -- Don Marti "Get your own fanboys! These are mine!" dmarti@zgp.org -- Monkey Master From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Sun May 4 12:50:25 2003 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: Your message of "Sun, 04 May 2003 12:40:30 PDT." <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> Message-ID: <200305041950.h44JoRQF006186@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Sun, 04 May 2003 12:40:30 PDT, Don Marti said: > begin Jordan Bettis quotation of Sun, May 04, 2003 at 12:17:35PM -0500: > > > A good lesson to be learned from this: Don't use crackmonkey derived > > quotes in messages to crackmonkey. > > Why not? ha ha why not. From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Sun May 4 15:49:24 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] What a maroon [Was: perky organ] In-Reply-To: <20030504124135.GA18551@callisto.jtan.com> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <20030504124135.GA18551@callisto.jtan.com> Message-ID: <1052088564.12544.33944.camel@dante> On Sun, 2003-05-04 at 08:41, Bob Bernstein wrote: > On Sun, May 04, 2003 at 04:04:11PM +1000, Jeff Waugh wrote: > > > > > begin Bob Bernstein quotation: > > > > > Nick has a groupie. > > > > > > He's not the first. > > > > It's in my quotes file too. > > What a maroon: "Me too! Me too Nick!!" But I've had that in my quotes for months. It happens to be a good quote. Now I have to take it out just 'cause it's all trendy and shit. -- Crackmonkey: Where good quotations turn orange. From rick at linuxmafia.com Sun May 4 19:16:33 2003 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> Quoting Don Marti (dmarti@zgp.org): > Why not? Because of the first rule of Crackmonkey. -- Cheers, Right to keep and bear Rick Moen Haiku shall not be abridged rick@linuxmafia.com Or denied. So there. From sharkey at zoic.org Mon May 5 17:21:59 2003 From: sharkey at zoic.org (Nick 'Sharkey' Moore) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> On Sun, May 04, 2003 at 07:16:33PM -0700, Rick Moen wrote: > Quoting Don Marti (dmarti@zgp.org): > > > Why not? > > Because of the first rule of Crackmonkey. Is that the one about not talking about Crackmonkey, or is that the one about energy being conserved in a closed system? I'm so confused. -----sharks PS: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22first+rule+of%22 From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Mon May 5 19:27:26 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> Message-ID: <20030506022726.GA14731@callisto.jtan.com> On Tue, May 06, 2003 at 10:21:59AM +1000, Nick 'Sharkey' Moore wrote: > Is that the one about not talking about Crackmonkey, or is that the > one about energy being conserved in a closed system? No current subscriber is authorized to render an authentic account of any of the Rules of Crackmonkey. I know some of you have recently completed rehab, and managed not to shack up with your latest detox romance, but that still does NOT confer the needed credibility. Sorry. > I'm so confused. Have you been thru rehab yet? -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Mon May 5 19:28:41 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: Message from "Nick 'Sharkey' Moore" of "Tue, 06 May 2003 10:21:59 +1000." <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> Message-ID: <200305060228.h462Sgl55983@mail0.rawbw.com> Nick 'Sharkey' Moore wrote: > Is that the one about not talking about Crackmonkey, or is > that the one about energy being conserved in a closed system? But it's all about open systems, and clearly energy is not conserved. From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Mon May 5 19:41:14 2003 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Brian Danger Hicks) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <200305060228.h462Sgl55983@mail0.rawbw.com> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> <200305060228.h462Sgl55983@mail0.rawbw.com> Message-ID: <20030506024114.GB19473@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence J. M. Brenner quotation: > Nick 'Sharkey' Moore wrote: > > > Is that the one about not talking about Crackmonkey, or is > > that the one about energy being conserved in a closed system? > > But it's all about open systems, and clearly energy is > not conserved. Will you just shut up about conservation? Damn tree-huggers. - -- Brian Hicks -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+tyDJjLHcIq3dHxYRApGMAKDLXuZLzgQZ+Xtv6Li3JfkHgHjWSgCfaDvR Qd4tZ7D1LeyqIzmTU9nQudI= =4z8u -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Mon May 5 20:18:07 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <200305060228.h462Sgl55983@mail0.rawbw.com> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> <200305060228.h462Sgl55983@mail0.rawbw.com> Message-ID: <20030506031807.GB14731@callisto.jtan.com> On Mon, May 05, 2003 at 07:28:41PM -0700, J. M. Brenner wrote: > But it's all about open systems, and clearly energy is > not conserved. Gee. Stanford used to be a school where really smart kids went. What happened? -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From aelmore at interwoven.com Mon May 5 19:56:01 2003 From: aelmore at interwoven.com (Andrew Elmore) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <20030506024114.GB19473@8ball.wox.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> <200305060228.h462Sgl55983@mail0.rawbw.com> <20030506024114.GB19473@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20030506025601.GF41671@interwoven.com> On Mon, May 05, 2003 at 09:41:14PM -0500, Brian Danger Hicks wrote: > > Will you just shut up about conservation? Damn tree-huggers. Actually, the modern term is "green-green lima bean". http://www.badattitudes.com/MT/archives/000138.html (Unfortunately the LA Times link on the page is broken.) AE From nick at zork.net Mon May 5 22:44:53 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] <-- emad Message-ID: <20030506054453.GH773@zork.net> http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberId=andy46477&items=250 -- end From nick at zork.net Tue May 6 09:49:53 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20030506164953.GA6898@zork.net> I almost care. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- duncan@styx.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From jdub at perkypants.org Tue May 6 10:33:32 2003 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20030506164953.GA6898@zork.net> References: <20030506164953.GA6898@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030506173332.GJ2836@lazarus> > I almost care. YOU LIE! - Jeff -- GU4DEC: June 16th-18th in Dublin, Ireland http://www.guadec.org/ "That whole 'you complete me' thing is just tragic and totally unrealistic. Go complete yourself." - Anon From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Tue May 6 14:45:05 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20030506164953.GA6898@zork.net> References: <20030506164953.GA6898@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030506214505.GE10907@callisto.jtan.com> On Tue, May 06, 2003 at 09:49:53AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > I almost care. Ah....crackmonkey, anomie is thy name. -- Bob Bernstein From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Tue May 6 22:25:51 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Deja vu department Message-ID: <20030507052551.GH10907@callisto.jtan.com> Lacey Chabert is on Craig Kilborn right now. She says "I'm working my way towards an A.A., but I hope to go on to a four year school." Good for you Lacey. -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Thu May 8 13:04:46 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] 404 Erreur Message-ID: <20030508200446.GC30703@callisto.jtan.com> But what, really, is the deal with the leaf? http://www.ccrs.nrcan.gc.ca/ccrs/tour/tour.html -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From nick at zork.net Sat May 10 13:55:41 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] in the news Message-ID: <20030510205541.GG6589@zork.net> We just made NTK! Beaujolais! http://www.ntk.net/ > >> TRACKING << > sufficiently advanced technology : the gathering > > The Linux Bootable Business Card (LNX-BBC) is 40 megs of purest > ISO image - just small enough to fit onto one of those Business > Card CD-Rs, just big enough to boot into a reasonally > fully-fledged Linux system without touching your hard drive. So > far, so average emergency boot disk. What makes the LNX-BBC > different is the level of heavyweight distro-engineering that's > gone into that forty megs. Its home-grown dev system, GAR, is a > full-featured BSD-ports-like system for Linux, good enough to > become the GNOME2 beta-testers dev harness of choice. In its > native environment, GAR's been used to reconfigure, strip down, > relink and rebuild the entire Linux toolkit: Xwindows, > ethereal, ogg vorbis, vnc, ssh, openssl, Perl and Python, ddate > and cowsay are all there on the CD, in skinnier swimwear than > they've ever dared wear, waving at you, beckoning, taunting. > Version 2.1 has just shipped, with the latest versions of > everything - although you should wait for a couple of days > before the feast of downloadable add-on packages arrives. > LNX-BBC 2.1 can be snatched from their site, via bittorrent if > you're feeling generous. And if you're feeling ultra-generous, > join the Free Software Foundation and receive one as your > membership bribe. http://www.lnx-bbc.org/ > - well done, the BBC! (as people are always reported as saying > by the BBC). > http://member.fsf.org/benefits.html > - although apparently the 2.1 CD shipment may be delayed due to SARS > (true) > http://www.nog.net/~tony/warez/cowsay.shtml > - moo -- end From andy at strugglers.net Sat May 10 21:24:17 2003 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Not unlike the monkeys on this list... Message-ID: <20030511042417.GK31360@lug.org.uk> http://www.msnbc.com/news/911508.asp?0si=-&cp1=1 "Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies. -- "Greatness sits upon my shoulders as the dog urinates upon the pavement - with naturalness and ease and some offence to passers-by." -- The League Against Tedium From jason at sopko.net Sun May 11 05:10:27 2003 From: jason at sopko.net (Jason Sopko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:31 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Not unlike the monkeys on this list... In-Reply-To: <20030511042417.GK31360@lug.org.uk> References: <20030511042417.GK31360@lug.org.uk> Message-ID: <3EBE3DB3.9090204@sopko.net> Andy Smith wrote: > http://www.msnbc.com/news/911508.asp?0si=-&cp1=1 > "Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and > urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the > university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies. At first, said Phillips, ?the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it. They seem to at least know a little bit about how computers work, I mean, that's eventually what I end up doing sometimes. Maybe they're really smarter than us and know to use the stone immediately. ///Jason From nick at zork.net Sun May 11 20:07:49 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Jeff Weff's Arse. Message-ID: <20030512030749.GN6589@zork.net> It's funny because it's "arse". ----- Forwarded message from Rodd Clarkson ----- On Sat, 2003-05-10 at 07:09, Jeff Waugh wrote: > > > > er...is that a challenge? :-P > > YES! It's not like it sounded like a polite invitation! FRY MY ARSE! Ah, Jeff. A quick questions. Could you estimate the size of your arse? We're getting together the lard and an pan and realized that we should confirm this detail to make sure the we got enough fat and a big enough pan ;-] Rodd -- Lest we forget... "They disembarked in 45, And no one spoke and no one smiled, There were too many spaces in the line. And Gathered at the cenotaph, All agreed with hand on heart, To sheath the sacrificial knives. "But now... She stands upon Southampton Dock With her handkerchief, and her summer frock That clings to her wet body in the rain. In quiet desperation Knuckles white upon the slippery reins, She bravely waves the boys goodbye again" -- Southampton Dock, by Pink Floyd -- garnome-list mailing list garnome-list@gnome.org http://mail.gnome.org/mailman/listinfo/garnome-list ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From mr.bad at pigdog.org Mon May 12 15:49:16 2003 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache Message-ID: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> So, I was just drifting over Apache documentation looking for something or other, and I was thinking about the big ol' feather that's used as the Apache logo. And then I started wondering: there are Native American groups that make a big deal about companies or organizations (especially sports teams) using names that are related to Native Americanness or are racial slurs for Native Americans. The Atlanta Braves, Cleveland Indians, and Washington Redskins are famous recipients of these groups' attention. Anyways, I was thinking: has anyone ever made a stink about the use of the name of a tribe for this software? I think the use of the name is fairly subtle, and except for the feather logo the association with Native Americans is pretty much nil. Like, there's not a lot of punny "Apache Geronimo" or "Apache Scalp" ASF projects. But it _is_ still an appropriation, however well done. Also, I wonder if there's ever been contact or a legal agreement between the ASF and any of the multiple tribes, bands, and nations (White Mountain, Yavapai, Mescalero, etc.) that are Apaches or Apache-related. The ASF is supposed to protect the Apache trademark, but I have a hard time believing they'd have much ability to do that if one (or all) of the Apache groups actually took it to court. Anyways, I dunno. I can't really find anything about it on the Web, but I can't believe that the subject has never come up. ~Mr. Bad -- X-Email: mr.bad@pigdog.org X-Jabber: MisterBad@pighaven.org X-Pigdog-Journal: http://www.pigdog.org/ X-Quote: "I may not have class, but I have style." -- Miss Conduct From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon May 12 16:01:54 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> Message-ID: <20030512230153.GO6589@zork.net> begin The Mighty Silverback quotation: > Anyways, I was thinking: has anyone ever made a stink about the use > of the name of a tribe for this software? I think the use of the > name is fairly subtle, and except for the feather logo the > association with Native Americans is pretty much nil. Like, there's > not a lot of punny "Apache Geronimo" or "Apache Scalp" ASF projects. > But it _is_ still an appropriation, however well done. [...] > Anyways, I dunno. I can't really find anything about it on the Web, > but I can't believe that the subject has never come up. Brian has always stressed that it was chosen as an *arbitrary* code name, to avoid all the "HotWebLinkPro" crap that was going on at the time. He was probably just thinking of helicopters at first. I've heard him say in a public speech that he'd consider making a donation to one of the Apache nations. -- end From nkj at iaminsane.com Mon May 12 16:29:49 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> Message-ID: <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 03:49:16PM -0700, Mister Bad wrote: > But it _is_ still an appropriation, however well done. Well done? From adam at flounder.net Mon May 12 16:15:35 2003 From: adam at flounder.net (Adam McKenna) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030512230153.GO6589@zork.net> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512230153.GO6589@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030512231535.GT417@flounder.net> On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 04:01:54PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Brian has always stressed that it was chosen as an *arbitrary* > code name, to avoid all the "HotWebLinkPro" crap that was going on at > the time. He was probably just thinking of helicopters at first. I remember reading that it was named that because it was 'a patchy' system. I.E., it was whatever it started out as (CERN or NCSA web server, I think NCSA) with a bunch of patches applied. --Adam From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon May 12 16:35:11 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030512231535.GT417@flounder.net> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512230153.GO6589@zork.net> <20030512231535.GT417@flounder.net> Message-ID: <20030512233510.GP6589@zork.net> begin Adam McKenna quotation: > On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 04:01:54PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince > Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > Brian has always stressed that it was chosen as an *arbitrary* > > code name, to avoid all the "HotWebLinkPro" crap that was going on > > at the time. He was probably just thinking of helicopters at > > first. > > I remember reading that it was named that because it was 'a patchy' > system. I.E., it was whatever it started out as (CERN or NCSA web > server, I think NCSA) with a bunch of patches applied. Well, I don't know if Brian's still on this list, but the last time some noodlehead brought that inane story up, he explained that it was a back-formation from a fan. -- end From adam at flounder.net Mon May 12 16:25:06 2003 From: adam at flounder.net (Adam McKenna) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030512233510.GP6589@zork.net> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512230153.GO6589@zork.net> <20030512231535.GT417@flounder.net> <20030512233510.GP6589@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030512232506.GU417@flounder.net> On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 04:35:11PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin Adam McKenna quotation: > > I remember reading that it was named that because it was 'a patchy' > > system. I.E., it was whatever it started out as (CERN or NCSA web > > server, I think NCSA) with a bunch of patches applied. > > Well, I don't know if Brian's still on this list, but the last > time some noodlehead brought that inane story up, he explained that it > was a back-formation from a fan. Figures. I probably read it in a Dvorak article back when I didn't know he was a k00k. --Adam From nick at zork.net Mon May 12 16:59:15 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] long bets Message-ID: <20030512235915.GQ6589@zork.net> http://www.longbets.org/86 -- end From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Mon May 12 19:21:44 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: Message from Mister Bad of "Mon, 12 May 2003 15:49:16 PDT." <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> Message-ID: <200305130221.h4D2LjQ17377@mail0.rawbw.com> Mister Bad wrote: > And then I started wondering: there are Native American groups that > make a big deal about companies or organizations (especially sports > teams) using names that are related to Native Americanness or are > racial slurs for Native Americans. The Atlanta Braves, Cleveland > Indians, and Washington Redskins are famous recipients of these > groups' attention. The sensitive issue has always been equating Native Americans with dangerous animals like "Vikings". > Anyways, I dunno. I can't really find anything about it on the Web, > but I can't believe that the subject has never come up. The apache web site used to have a soothing statement of respect for native americans... that appears to have gone away, but there's still this bit: > Links about the Apache People > > Inde (Apache) Literature From pgl at yoyo.org Mon May 12 19:37:52 2003 From: pgl at yoyo.org (Peter Lowe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030512233510.GP6589@zork.net> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512230153.GO6589@zork.net> <20030512231535.GT417@flounder.net> <20030512233510.GP6589@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030513023752.GA20730@yoyo.org> On May 13, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin Adam McKenna quotation: > > On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 04:01:54PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince > > Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > > Brian has always stressed that it was chosen as an *arbitrary* > > > code name, to avoid all the "HotWebLinkPro" crap that was going on > > > at the time. He was probably just thinking of helicopters at > > > first. > > > > I remember reading that it was named that because it was 'a patchy' > > system. I.E., it was whatever it started out as (CERN or NCSA web > > server, I think NCSA) with a bunch of patches applied. > > Well, I don't know if Brian's still on this list, but the last > time some noodlehead brought that inane story up, he explained that it > was a back-formation from a fan. Maybe someone should take it out of the info page then: http://httpd.apache.org/info.html -- A: No. Q: Should I include quotations after my reply? -- Nick Moffitt From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon May 12 19:57:00 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513023752.GA20730@yoyo.org> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512230153.GO6589@zork.net> <20030512231535.GT417@flounder.net> <20030512233510.GP6589@zork.net> <20030513023752.GA20730@yoyo.org> Message-ID: <20030513025700.GU6589@zork.net> begin Peter Lowe quotation: > On May 13, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > Well, I don't know if Brian's still on this list, but the last > > time some noodlehead brought that inane story up, he explained > > that it was a back-formation from a fan. > > Maybe someone should take it out of the info page then: > > http://httpd.apache.org/info.html Oh I quite agree. -- end From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Mon May 12 20:15:26 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 04:29:49PM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 03:49:16PM -0700, Mister Bad wrote: > > But it _is_ still an appropriation, however well done. > Well done? Shut the fuck up Nick. -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From nkj at iaminsane.com Tue May 13 10:07:17 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> Message-ID: <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 11:15:26PM -0400, Bob Bernstein wrote: > On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 04:29:49PM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > > On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 03:49:16PM -0700, Mister Bad wrote: > > > But it _is_ still an appropriation, however well done. > > Well done? > > Fuck me in the butt Nick. Bob, I am by no means a homophobe, and have, in fact, experimented with homosexuality in the past. Both on humans, and sheep. However, I find your comment a bit forward, crude and tasteless. You could at least have me over for wine and cheese first. - Nick From a.tob at ntlworld.com Tue May 13 10:50:10 2003 From: a.tob at ntlworld.com (Atob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <20030513175010.GA285@groznick.435> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 10:07:17AM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 11:15:26PM -0400, Bob Bernstein wrote: > > On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 04:29:49PM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > > > On Mon, May 12, 2003 at 03:49:16PM -0700, Mister Bad wrote: > > > > But it _is_ still an appropriation, however well done. > > > Well done? > > > > Fuck me in the butt Nick. > > Bob, I am by no means a homophobe, and have, in fact, experimented with > homosexuality in the past. Both on humans, and sheep. However, I find > your comment a bit forward, crude and tasteless. > > You could at least have me over for wine and cheese first. Sheep aren't people ?!?!?IU??!?! -- Atob http://bourdrez.org/~atob/ From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Tue May 13 12:14:42 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 10:07:17AM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > Bob, I am by no means a homophobe, and have, in fact, experimented > with homosexuality in the past. Both on humans, and sheep. Sounds like you need to share Nick, but first find someone who gives a rat's ass about you or anything remotely associated with you. That's after you shut the fuck up. (Also, better forget about this "I've experimented" stuff; nobody buys that anymore...) -- Bob Bernstein No no no, my fish's name is Eric, Eric the fish. He's an halibut. From nkj at iaminsane.com Tue May 13 13:32:25 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> Message-ID: <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 03:14:42PM -0400, Bob Bernstein wrote: > On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 10:07:17AM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > > On Teu, May 13, 2003 at 09:00AM -0400, Bob Berstein wrote: > > > Fuck me in the butt Nick. > > How about some wine and cheese first? > > That's after you fuck me in the butt. Well, if it'll shut you up... - Nick From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Tue May 13 13:42:00 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 01:32:25PM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > > That's after you fuck me in the butt. > > Well, if it'll shut you up... Kinda hung up on that butt-fucking theme Nick? Experimenting? -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue May 13 15:57:42 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> Message-ID: <20030513225742.GG31914@zork.net> begin Bob Bernstein quotation: > Kinda hung up on that butt-fucking theme Nick? Experimenting? I think this is where you concede defeat. -- end From dtype at dtype.org Tue May 13 16:31:33 2003 From: dtype at dtype.org (M. Drew Streib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] my get rich quick scheme Message-ID: <20030513233133.GE20150@dtype.org> I get 20 emails a day that promise to enlarge my penis. Granted, that sounds great, but I think that maybe this is a business I need to get into. Unlike other methods, mine will work for sure. I'm testing this site out on an audience that I'm pretty sure won't sue me. http://alt.org/longdong/ Can I make money off this thing? Time to invest folks. I'm looking for my VC. -drew -- M. Drew Streib Independent Rambler, Software/Standards/Freedom/Law -- http://dtype.org/ From rick at linuxmafia.com Tue May 13 16:57:13 2003 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] my get rich quick scheme In-Reply-To: <20030513233133.GE20150@dtype.org> References: <20030513233133.GE20150@dtype.org> Message-ID: <20030513235712.GE24181@linuxmafia.com> Quoting M. Drew Streib (dtype@dtype.org): > I get 20 emails a day that promise to enlarge my penis. Granted, that > sounds great, but I think that maybe this is a business I need to get > into. > > Unlike other methods, mine will work for sure. I'm testing this site > out on an audience that I'm pretty sure won't sue me. > > http://alt.org/longdong/ You are a wonderfully sick person, Drew. Would it be appropriate to request that you, um, keep it up? -- Cheers, find / -user your -name base -print | xargs chown us:us Rick Moen rick@linuxmafia.com From bernstein at cesmail.net Tue May 13 16:58:48 2003 From: bernstein at cesmail.net (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Canadia. In-Reply-To: <20030420234333.GC19136@lazarus> Message-ID: On 20-Apr-2003 Jeff Waugh wrote: >> > > > O? >> > > >> > > OO? >> > >> > OOH! >> >> POOH! > > I see Crackmonkey has turned to shit. Not yet... POOP! There, now we got shit. -- Bob Bernstein M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. A: No it isn't. From krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org Tue May 6 12:02:35 2003 From: krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org (Nikolai Krylenko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20030506164953.GA6898@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030506190200.C60899-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> On Tue, 6 May 2003, Nick Moffitt wrote: > I almost care. > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > duncan@styx.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. > > > ----- End forwarded message ----- > > -- > > end > Cry me a River Styx. From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Tue May 13 16:58:48 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (rs@bernstein.providence.ri.us) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: Re: RPM problem--tryin In-Reply-To: <20030421211504.GE23479@zork.net> Message-ID: On 21-Apr-2003 Nick Moffitt wrote: > The GARNOME list is full of live ones. I would have said 'dead,' but that's me I guess. > ----- Forwarded message from Jeff Waugh ----- > > This is when you stop playing with random RPMs and make sure you're > installing what's appropriate for your distribution version. You do > *not* want to upgrade glibc willy-nilly! Hmm...not to put too fine a point on't, but what other sorts of rpms are there, besides "random" ones? -- Bob Bernstein M: Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes. A: No it isn't. From atob at groznick.435 Tue May 13 16:58:50 2003 From: atob at groznick.435 (Christopher Amin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: References: <20030427003333.GJ23479@zork.net> <20030427055305.GB29895@laviola.org> Message-ID: <20030428012722.GA281@groznick.435> On Sun, Apr 27, 2003 at 12:54:43PM -0700, Neale Pickett wrote: > > On Sat, Apr 26, 2003 at 05:33:34PM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > >> Hi asl. > > > > Dude, it's Amon Tobin! > > Whoa, you mean that's actually his name? I always thought it was > "A to B"; like "A to Z", just not nearly as long. In fact, it's *longer* - it loops round and back again. -- Atob http://bourdrez.org/~atob/ From krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org Tue May 13 16:54:31 2003 From: krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org (Nikolai Krylenko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] my get rich quick scheme In-Reply-To: <20030513233133.GE20150@dtype.org> Message-ID: <20030513235340.X22754-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> On Tue, 13 May 2003, M. Drew Streib wrote: > I get 20 emails a day that promise to enlarge my penis. Granted, that > sounds great, but I think that maybe this is a business I need to get > into. > > Unlike other methods, mine will work for sure. I'm testing this site > out on an audience that I'm pretty sure won't sue me. > > http://alt.org/longdong/ > > Can I make money off this thing? Time to invest folks. I'm looking for > my VC. > > -drew > Just create your own religion, n00b. From a.tob at ntlworld.com Tue May 6 01:11:33 2003 From: a.tob at ntlworld.com (Atob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Groupies [Was: Raed] In-Reply-To: <20030506024114.GB19473@8ball.wox.org> References: <20030503220741.GA30040@yoyo.org> <20030504022200.GB1289@callisto.jtan.com> <20030504055316.GO773@zork.net> <20030504060411.GJ2836@lazarus> <877k96y6kw.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> <20030504194030.GB17680@zgp.org> <20030505021633.GM16795@linuxmafia.com> <20030506002159.GD30405@zoic.org> <200305060228.h462Sgl55983@mail0.rawbw.com> <20030506024114.GB19473@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20030506081133.GA287@groznick.435> On Mon, May 05, 2003 at 09:41:14PM -0500, Brian Danger Hicks wrote: > > > Is that the one about not talking about Crackmonkey, or is > > > that the one about energy being conserved in a closed system? > > > > But it's all about open systems, and clearly energy is > > not conserved. > > Will you just shut up about conservation? Damn tree-huggers. It's not conservation, it's neo-conservationism, you jerk. -- Atob http://bourdrez.org/~atob/ From nick at zork.net Tue May 13 17:18:04 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Caught in the filters... Message-ID: <20030514001804.GL31914@zork.net> Excellent... ----- Forwarded message ----- From: Peter B Van Campen Reply-To: peterb924@ameritech.net To: Ruben I Safir , General Discussion Subject: Re: [SLE] Re: [d@DCC] [Marketing] Re: You are spreading disinformation Date: Thu, 24 Apr 2003 11:38:31 -0500 User-Agent: KMail/1.5.1 Cc: adk9001@nyp.org, arron.rouse@theinquirer.net, brian@wholok.com, bruce@perens.com, crackmonkey@crackmonkey.org, dev@marketing.openoffice.org, discuss@digital-copyright.ca, dmarti@zgp.org, egan.orion@theinquirer.net, hangout@nylxs.com, heather@ssc.com, jill@ssc.com, mike.magee@theinquirer.net, rms@gnu.org, ruben@mrbrklyn.com, ruben@rm-cpa.com In-Reply-To: <20030424113324.A29993@www2.mrbrklyn.com> We demand that you cease and desist sending this crap to the SuSE listserver. What can you possibly be thinking? STOP this INSANITY On Thursday 24 April 2003 10:33 am, Ruben I Safir wrote: > 1600 East 17th Street > Brooklyn, NY, 11230 > > > > > March 21, 2003 By Certified Mail: # 7002 0460 > 001 0914 0510 > > > Mr. Brett Wynkoop > Wynn Data Ltd > 622A President Street > Brooklyn, NY 11215 > > Dear Mr Wynkoop: > > You have received several requests over the past year from members of > the board of NYLXS, Inc. asking you to either assign the internet domain > NYLXS.org to us, or to permanently remove the website of > www.nyfairuse.org from the servers you control. We have offered to > reimburse you for out of pocket expenses. You have refused to comply > with these numerous requests. > > NYLXS, Inc. as a non-profit, has done business in education and Free > Software Advocacy since as early as October 2001. We've educated the > public on digital rights issues since May of 2001 under this trademark.. > The trademark has prior use by Ruben Safir, the sole founder of NY Fair > Use. Ruben gave the trademark to NYLXS in exchange for the support of > NYLXS, which up to this time paid for the majority of the expenses of NY > Fair Use. Thousand of people have benefited from NY Fair Use efforts > sponsored by NYLXS under that trademark, and we have spent much time, > effort and money investing in the promotion of our trademark in these, > and other activities associated with the organization. > > In addition to NYLXS, Inc Company's extensive common-law rights in the > mark. NYLXS has developed sizable good will through our trademark, and > your use of that trademark through the nyfairuse.org domain is impairing > our efforts, and devaluing the trademark. In addition, you are using our > copyrighted material and works on your site. > > Your site has never been authorized by NYLXS, and in fact, we > specifically objected to you copying our website. The result of your > use of our Trademark has confused our clients and members, and we have > cases of members of the public being confused about broken programs on > your illegal copy of our site and this has cost us of real income. > > We respectfully demand that you cease and desist any further use of the > mark NYFAIRUSE and any other mark or name likely to cause confusion or > dilute the distinctive quality of the NYFAIRUSE mark, including, but not > limited to NYFAIRUSE.COM, NYFAIRUSE.ORG, or any other organizational > components of the NYLXS, Inc organization. > > For these reasons, we must insist that you also promptly cease and > further use of the "NYFAIRUSE.ORG" domain name and transfer such domain > name to NYLXS, Inc. transferring the NYLXS.org to the registered > Verisign user RSB468. > > Please provide us with your written assurance by April 1st, 2003 that > you will comply with the terms of this letter, by no longer using the > NYFAIRUSE trademark in connection with your business or domain name. You > may indicate your agreement by signing in the space provided below and > returning the original signed letter to us for our records, as wells as > the above referenced domain name transfer agreement, or alternatively > providing us with your intentions in writing. By signing these > agreements, you are also agreeing not to use or register any domain > names, trademarks or trade names in the future which includes, but not > limited to "NYLXS" or other terms likely to cause confusion or dilute > the distinction quality of the NYLXS mark. > > > Very truly yours, > > > > > Ruben Safir > Secretary NYLXS > Founder of NY Fair Use and NYLXS > > On 2003.04.22 02:39 Brett Wynkoop wrote: > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > > > > 2002/02/14 > > > > For the past several months New Yorkers For Fair Use has been silent in > > spite of various false statements made by Ruben Safir about New Yorkers > > For Fair Use, or allegedly on behalf of New Yorkers For Fair Use. It had > > been our hope that the false statements would stop and we would not need > > to say anything that might cause a loss of public esteem for someone who > > has done much good work on behalf of the information freedom movement. > > > > o Ruben Safir is not the President of New Yorkers For Fair Use. > > > > o Ruben Safir was not the sole founder of New Yorkers For Fair Use. > > > > o Ruben Safir has not worked with New Yorkers For Fair Use since > > September 2002. > > > > o Ruben Safir is not authorized to speak for New Yorkers For Fair > > Use. > > > > New Yorkers For Fair Use regrets deeply that we must publish these > > statements. We publish only so that reporters, citizens, users, workers, > > advocates of Free Software and the public may know that Ruben Safir does > > not speak for New Yorkers For Fair Use. > > > > > > Brett Wynkoop > > > > Managing Director > > New Yorkers For Fair Use > > > > > > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- > > Version: 2.6.2 > > > > iQCVAwUBPk6n9oI+Mj/Zijp5AQFg5gQAwHHgFHHRGyu2SDaOcNrt17QWRHCW2SVE > > Hnm+r27fyFeIZE7xsmb1H/zihARZXxj5s3CED1EADVqlEQ0sGkABuT529HocC+by > > zU1G9raA0DD7wTkSF8+ZbjDOqxRjk4lJDT9vuESkOJkc6zXsUQlmHJ0r1k1W+Cg0 > > K4Xxc8FOgzM= > > =QAGC > > -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- > > -- > > For (un)subscription information, posting guidelines and > > links to other related sites please see http://www.digital-copyright.ca > > -- > __________________________ > Brooklyn Linux Solutions > __________________________ > DRM is THEFT - We are the STAKEHOLDERS http://fairuse.nylxs.com > > http://www.mrbrklyn.com - Consulting > http://www.inns.net <-- Happy Clients > http://www.nylxs.com - Leadership Development in Free Software > http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/resources - Unpublished Archive or stories and > articles from around the net http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/downtown.html - See > the New Downtown Brooklyn.... > > 1-718-382-0585 ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From dep at linuxandmain.com Tue May 13 17:37:42 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20030428012722.GA281@groznick.435> References: <20030427003333.GJ23479@zork.net> <20030428012722.GA281@groznick.435> Message-ID: <200305132037.42945.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Christopher Amin's quote: | > Whoa, you mean that's actually his name? I always thought it was | > "A to B"; like "A to Z", just not nearly as long. | | In fact, it's *longer* - it loops round and back again. yes. drew has been applying his miracle cure to it, as he makes fun of those less fortunate than myself. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From nkj at iaminsane.com Tue May 13 17:56:01 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> Message-ID: <20030514005601.GB29863@iaminsane.com> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 04:42:00PM -0400, Bob Bernstein wrote: > Butt fucking, butt fucking, butt fucking, how I love it in my butt. > In my butt butt butt butt butt butt butt. Bomb Iraqi Children! > | | o. | | / | ' / | / / | / ^. / @@@ / / | _ @@@@__________' '_/ ) __ ~' | / __________' |uu | ~ ` ' / ' \ \ \ " ~ '| \ \ \ \______/ ' ' ' | | | From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Tue May 13 20:00:36 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030513225742.GG31914@zork.net> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513225742.GG31914@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030514030036.GB17179@callisto.jtan.com> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 03:57:42PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > Kinda hung up on that butt-fucking theme Nick? Experimenting? > I think this is where you concede defeat. Maybe in your twisted bizarro-world. I haven't rewritten someone's message to fit my mastubatory needs since I was tearing up BBS's in Providence way back in the day. Ain't gonna start again. But maybe it's me; maybe no one else wants to know more about Nick's "experiments?" DON'T WORRY NICK; THEY'RE JUST EXPERIMENTS! -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Tue May 13 20:04:16 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030514005601.GB29863@iaminsane.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> <20030514005601.GB29863@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <20030514030416.GC17179@callisto.jtan.com> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 05:56:01PM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > > | | o. > | | / > | ' / > | / / > | / ^. / > @@@ / / | _ > @@@@__________' '_/ ) > __ ~' | / > __________' |uu > | ~ ` ' / ' \ \ > \ " ~ '| \ \ \ > \______/ ' ' ' > | | | > Just "catching" (right Nick?) up to this! Is THIS what's supposed to drive me to concede "Defeat(tm)" God, you guys are really hurting out there! Ha! -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue May 13 20:24:28 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030514030036.GB17179@callisto.jtan.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513225742.GG31914@zork.net> <20030514030036.GB17179@callisto.jtan.com> Message-ID: <20030514032428.GR31914@zork.net> begin Bob Bernstein quotation: > Maybe in your twisted bizarro-world. I haven't rewritten someone's > message to fit my mastubatory needs since I was tearing up BBS's in > Providence way back in the day. Ain't gonna start again. > > But maybe it's me; maybe no one else wants to know more about Nick's > "experiments?" DON'T WORRY NICK; THEY'RE JUST EXPERIMENTS! I don't think you get the point. For pure entertaining spectacle points, Nick Jennings wins. Yes, you're all high-falootin' and noble with your criticism of his post-rewriting. Wow, I guess you have the upper hand in the serious critical debate of your own gayness. http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-09-23 But Nick Jennings charms and entertains us all with his puckish hijinx. His playful manipulations of your MEGO blatherings are jocular in the extreme! Those kids are always after his lucky charms; but to get that fruity taste, he's gotta trick Fred. In closing, you're totally gay. -- end From nick at zork.net Tue May 13 21:31:37 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] <-- emad Emad EMAD! Message-ID: <20030514043137.GA4299@zork.net> 100% pure emad ----- Forwarded message from Owen Thomas ----- D I T H E R A T I see the digerati dither, daily TOILET RUMOR "We jumped the gun basically yesterday in confirming that [the iLoo] was a hoax, and in fact it was not. Definitely, we're going to be taking a good look at our communication processes internally." Microsoft product manager Lisa Gurry, retracting the company's claims that a Web-enabled commode was only a prank, Wired News, 13 May 2003 http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,58836,00.html ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Wed May 14 07:06:32 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030514032428.GR31914@zork.net> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513225742.GG31914@zork.net> <20030514030036.GB17179@callisto.jtan.com> <20030514032428.GR31914@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030514140632.GB4401@callisto.jtan.com> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 08:24:28PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > I don't think you get the point. That must be it. > His playful manipulations of your MEGO blatherings are jocular in the > extreme! MEGO? You were doing well, but the MEGO ploy is and always has been really lame. > Those kids are always after his lucky charms; but to get that fruity > taste, he's gotta trick Fred. For the Flintstone allusion to be really effective, throw in the asshole-term-of-art 'MEME' right here. > In closing, you're totally gay. You may be right. -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From pgl at yoyo.org Wed May 14 23:27:16 2003 From: pgl at yoyo.org (Peter Lowe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Canadia. In-Reply-To: References: <20030420234333.GC19136@lazarus> Message-ID: <20030515062716.GA10758@yoyo.org> On Apr 21, Bob Bernstein wrote: > M: Argument is an intellectual process. > Contradiction is just the automatic > gainsaying of any statement the other > person makes. > > A: No it isn't. Is too infinity I win. -- A: No. Q: Should I include quotations after my reply? -- Nick Moffitt From nick at zork.net Thu May 15 10:43:37 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20030515174337.GE5063@zork.net> Ha ha nylxs. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- "Michael L. Richardson" has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From miker at mrbrklyn.com Thu May 15 10:34:22 2003 From: miker at mrbrklyn.com (Mike Richardson - NYLXS VICE PRESIDENT) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement Message-ID: For Immediate Release: NEW EDUCATIONAL CENTER OPENS IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK The New York GNU/Linux Scene Free Software Institute is starting New Clases this coming week, the week of May 20th, 2003. Classes are located in Brooklyn, and Manhattan. -------------------------------------------------------------- GNU/Linux 1 will be held on Thursday nights from 7pm to 11pm. Starting May 22nd. Thru: June 26th. NYLXS Educational Center at Kings Games ADDRESS: E 1724 East 12th Street (Corner of Kings Highway) CONTACT: Alex PHONE: 1-718-336-1955 INSTRUCTOR: NYLXS Founder and Secretary - Ruben Safir ------------------------------------------------------------- Unix 1 will be held Wed. nights from 7pm to 11pm. Starting May 21st. Thru: June 25th. ADDRESS: Rosenzweig and Maffia: 845 3rd Ave 13th Floor CONTACT Joe Maffia PHONE:1-212-980-2470 INSTRUCTOR: NYLXS President and Yale Graduate: Marco Scouffier -------------------------------------------------------------- Perl 1 will be held Wed. nights from 7pm to 11pm. Starting May 21st. Thru: June 25th. NYLXS Educational Center at Kings Games ADDRESS: E 1724 East 12th Street (Corner of Kings Highway) CONTACT: Alex PHONE: (718) 336-1955 INSTRUCTOR: NYLXS Secretary and Founder: Ruben Safir -------------------------------------------------------------- Classes cost $300 of a single class, and $500 for 2. It is highly recommended for the GNU/Linux 1 class that you purchase your own $200 computer from Walmart to do a fresh install and to break as you learn. This machine can be used for all the rest of your class work. NYLXS membership free comes with the class. You can complete online registration at : http://www.nylxs.com/classes/class_registration.html Please visit http://www.nylxs.com/classes/ for more information and contact marco@nylxs.com for more information or call 1-718-638-7726. From nick at zork.net Thu May 15 10:51:53 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20030515175152.GF5063@zork.net> begin Mike Richardson - NYLXS VICE PRESIDENT quotation: > For Immediate Release: > > NEW EDUCATIONAL CENTER OPENS IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK huk huk huk -- end From slacker at linuxcowboy.org Thu May 15 11:09:26 2003 From: slacker at linuxcowboy.org (lehi k davis) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20030515180926.GW483@linuxcowboy.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 > > NYLXS membership free comes with the class. > Wow! That's as unintelligable as Rubn. .l. - -- ... .-.. .- -.-. -.- . .-. lehi k davis slacker at linuxcowboy.org web: www.linuxcowboy.org gpg: 0x6A1E834C "it takes a viking to raze a village." .-.. .. -. ..- -..- -.-. --- .-- -... --- -.-- -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+w9fTw7huR2oeg0wRAovzAJ4gsujFlV72/xvDoO9uI3BTLFZzSgCfe3is /eAhmawYAkE54PFBMMsk38E= =TXK/ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From derek at cynicism.com Thu May 15 11:09:48 2003 From: derek at cynicism.com (Derek Vadala) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515175152.GF5063@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030515180948.CB38F3B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> On Thu, 15 May 2003, Nick Moffitt wrote: > begin Mike Richardson - NYLXS VICE PRESIDENT quotation: > > For Immediate Release: > > > > NEW EDUCATIONAL CENTER OPENS IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK > > huk huk huk Maybe I should attend and cause a scene. -- Derek Vadala, derek@cynicism.com, http://www.cynicism.com/~derek From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu May 15 11:18:17 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515180948.CB38F3B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> References: <20030515175152.GF5063@zork.net> <20030515180948.CB38F3B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> Message-ID: <20030515181817.GI5063@zork.net> begin Derek Vadala quotation: > Maybe I should attend and cause a scene. A NEW YORK LINUCKS SCENE -- end From derek at cynicism.com Thu May 15 11:32:52 2003 From: derek at cynicism.com (Derek Vadala) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> On Thu, 15 May 2003, Mike Richardson - NYLXS VICE PRESIDENT wrote: > Sure maybe youy can become a NYLXS teacher while you are at it. Can I teach a course on obnoxious crossposting and reply messages at the top of email and quoted material at the bottom? -- Derek Vadala, derek@cynicism.com, http://www.cynicism.com/~derek From jv at zork.net Thu May 15 12:18:42 2003 From: jv at zork.net (Juggler Vain) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515175152.GF5063@zork.net> References: <20030515175152.GF5063@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030515191842.GB27278@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > begin Mike Richardson - NYLXS VICE PRESIDENT quotation: > > For Immediate Release: > > NEW EDUCATIONAL CENTER OPENS IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK > huk huk huk Nick, may be you know these folk well enough to explain why -- when I read their posts -- my spidey senses tingle "Linux Defense League". -jv p.s... "Now, don't get me wrong. Some of my best friends are Jewish. !Hey, my *mother's* a Jew, ?OK. C'mon, I just wanna' help." - what a self-hating Jew might say to put you off your guard so he can lie to you and lead you astray (from "JDL for Dummies") From necco at relst8.net Thu May 15 14:40:19 2003 From: necco at relst8.net (Loki Ambrodious von Esling) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> References: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> Message-ID: <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> On Thu, May 15, 2003 at 02:32:52PM -0400, Derek Vadala wrote: > On Thu, 15 May 2003, Mike Richardson - NYLXS VICE PRESIDENT wrote: > > > Sure maybe youy can become a NYLXS teacher while you are at it. > > Can I teach a course on obnoxious crossposting and reply messages at the > top of email and quoted material at the bottom? > hmm, although i despise top-posting in every way, do the USENET netiquitte rules apply to mailing lists as well? Meh. -- Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | From jordanb at hafd.org Thu May 15 15:01:52 2003 From: jordanb at hafd.org (Jordan Bettis) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:32 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> References: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> Message-ID: <28140.163.191.24.14.1053036112.squirrel@trillian.hafd.org> Why wouldn't they? Loki Ambrodious von Esling said: > On Thu, May 15, 2003 at 02:32:52PM -0400, Derek Vadala wrote: >> On Thu, 15 May 2003, Mike Richardson - NYLXS VICE PRESIDENT wrote: >> >> > Sure maybe youy can become a NYLXS teacher while you are at it. >> >> Can I teach a course on obnoxious crossposting and reply messages at >> the top of email and quoted material at the bottom? >> > > hmm, although i despise top-posting in every way, do the USENET > netiquitte rules apply to mailing lists as well? > > Meh. > > > -- > Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- > RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey -- Jordan Bettis Bjarne Stroustrup strikes me as a guy who desperatly wants to be Dennis Richie, but just isn't smart enough. From krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org Thu May 15 15:02:24 2003 From: krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org (Nikolai Krylenko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> Message-ID: <20030515220021.N99123-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> Uh.... No officiating body made the so-called "USENET Nettiqutte" rules. Additionally, who cares if the "USENET Nettiquttie" rules apply? It's DAMNED rude to toppost REGARDLESS, and people probably shouldn't do it too much. On Thu, 15 May 2003, Loki Ambrodious von Esling wrote: > On Thu, May 15, 2003 at 02:32:52PM -0400, Derek Vadala wrote: > > On Thu, 15 May 2003, Mike Richardson - NYLXS VICE PRESIDENT wrote: > > > > > Sure maybe youy can become a NYLXS teacher while you are at it. > > > > Can I teach a course on obnoxious crossposting and reply messages at the > > top of email and quoted material at the bottom? > > > > hmm, although i despise top-posting in every way, do the USENET > netiquitte rules apply to mailing lists as well? > > Meh. > > > -- > Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- > RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey > From nick at zork.net Thu May 15 15:13:26 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nmap is actually fast in the future. Message-ID: <20030515221326.GQ5063@zork.net> Ha ha NMAP. ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Forwarded-by: nev@bostic.com Forwarded-by: "Frank Byrum" From: Fyodor [mailto:fyodor@insecure.org] Sent: Thursday, May 15, 2003 5:17 AM To: nmap-hackers@insecure.org Subject: Whoa! Hi Everyone. There is a disturbance in the force! You may recall a couple weeks ago that MS started recommending Nmap on some of their web pages. That was strange, but I did not foresee the anomalous omens that would ensue. Like almost any self-respecting geek, I bought tickets to 'Matrix: Reloaded' several weeks back (no spoilers, I promise). After all, who can resist the combination of philosophical mind games and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) in that tight leather bodysuit? So after waiting an hour in a line snaking out of the theatre to the parking lot, I finally got in to my 10pm Wednesday showing. All was going well until Trinity needed to do some hacking. Oh, no! I was sure we'd see a silly "Hackers"-esque 3D animated "hacking scene". Not so! Trinity is as smart as she is seductive! She whips out Nmap (!!!), scans her target, finds 22/tcp open, and proceeds with an über ssh technique! I was so surprised, I almost jumped out of my seat and did the "r00t dance" right there in the theatre! There can be only one explanation: Carie-Anne has the hots for me! Now your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to secure a screen-shot of that few-second episode! Not only is it important for the coolness factor, but we can learn how Nmap looks in the future by studying that output! So perhaps some of you gray hats in the audience have a quality DivX/MPG of the movie already? Let me know if you do (but no 2GB email attachments please!) Or perhaps someone could sneak a quiet flashless digital camera into the theatre and take a shot. But you must react quickly as it is literally only up for a few seconds (Nmap is actually fast in the future). Do this, and you will prove that you are truly "the one"! I'll also put your name and a thumbnail on the front page of Insecure.Org if you send in the best shot. In other news, a few people have inquired about further survey results. Sorry I have been so slow, but things have been very busy. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to send more by next week. I hope to have a couple other announcements ready for next week as well! Keep it real, Fyodor -------------------------------------------------- For help using this (nmap-hackers) mailing list, send a blank email to nmap-hackers-help@insecure.org . List run by ezmlm-idx (www.ezmlm.org). ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From squinky at dasbistro.com Thu May 15 15:15:11 2003 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> References: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> Message-ID: <20030515221510.GD31414@dasbistro.com> On Thu, May 15, 2003 at 05:40:19PM -0400, Loki Ambrodious von Esling wrote: > hmm, although i despise top-posting in every way, do the USENET > netiquitte rules apply to mailing lists as well? > > Meh. HAHAHA And just look at all of the ironic top-posting that follows! LOLZ@U!!!!! -- not erik - squinky@dasbistro.com - http://www.dasbistro.com/~erik/ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu May 15 15:17:09 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515221510.GD31414@dasbistro.com> References: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> <20030515221510.GD31414@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20030515221709.GR5063@zork.net> begin Not Erik quotation: > HAHAHA And just look at all of the ironic top-posting that follows! > > LOLZ@U!!!!! Irony is so dead, and jordanb is busy pounding nails into its coffin. -- end From nick at zork.net Thu May 15 15:33:55 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sex in Space -- a Seminar Message-ID: <20030515223355.GS5063@zork.net> WOohoo! SEX IN SPACE SEMINAR! ----- Forwarded message from Laughing Squid ----- ----> The Squid List <-------------------------------------------------- Sex in Space -- a Seminar Sunday, May 18 3:00 pm - 5:00 pm $5 or sliding scale (pay what you can) ----> Event Description <----------------------------------------------- "Sex in Space: Dealing with Intimacy during Long Space Journeys And Honeymoon Vacations in Orbital Hotels" Presented by the Space Tourism Club Seminar #1 This seminar is part informational, part brainstorming, and all fun. With NASA looking at sending a manned mission to Mars, and the space tourism industry starting to develop, one question stands out: will couples get to share intimacies in space, and what would it be like? Agenda: 1. Introduction to Space Tourism 2. Effects of zero gravity on the human body 3. Psychological effects of living in close quarters 4. Intimacy in space: facts and fiction 5. Mars Journey and Space Hotels 6. Open discussion: What would you like to do? About the Presenters: Sam Coniglio is a space tourism consultant who is looking at all aspects of living, working, and playing in Low Earth Orbit. He is founder of the Space Tourism Club, a group of designers and artists, developing new concepts for space architecture and promoting the nascent private space industry. Lara Battles is a practicing psychotherapist and teaches Social Sciences at Allen Hancock College. She has an affinity for things spatial since encountering the X-15 rocket plane. She has studied and lived in extremes of human habitats in remote areas of Montana, Mexico and the teen frontier. Her interest in sex in space is purely hypothetical...so far. This is the first of a series of seminars to educate the public about spacetourism. 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All rights reserved. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From unpost at hafd.org Thu May 15 16:20:22 2003 From: unpost at hafd.org (Jordan Bettis) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <20030515221709.GR5063@zork.net> References: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> <20030515221510.GD31414@dasbistro.com> <20030515221709.GR5063@zork.net> Message-ID: <87llx7yeyx.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: > begin Not Erik quotation: > > HAHAHA And just look at all of the ironic top-posting that follows! > > > > LOLZ@U!!!!! > > Irony is so dead, and jordanb is busy pounding nails into its coffin. I don't get it. -- Jordan Bettis Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones. -- Alan J Perlis: Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN 1982 From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu May 15 16:22:30 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: <87llx7yeyx.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> References: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> <20030515221510.GD31414@dasbistro.com> <20030515221709.GR5063@zork.net> <87llx7yeyx.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> Message-ID: <20030515232230.GB26078@zork.net> begin Jordan Bettis quotation: > > Irony is so dead, and jordanb is busy pounding nails into its coffin. > > I don't get it. o/~ If I had a haaaaameeerrrrr.... o/~ -- end From tomduffy at dslextreme.com Thu May 15 16:38:17 2003 From: tomduffy at dslextreme.com (Tom Duffy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nmap is actually fast in the future. In-Reply-To: <20030515221326.GQ5063@zork.net> References: <20030515221326.GQ5063@zork.net> Message-ID: <1053041896.1610.17.camel@biznatch> On Thu, 2003-05-15 at 15:13, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Ha ha NMAP. Is the "r00t dance" like the macarena or more like the hokey pokey? -tduffy -- A: No. Q: Should I include quotations after my reply? -- Nick Moffitt == g0d From dep at linuxandmain.com Thu May 15 16:45:17 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nmap is actually fast in the future. In-Reply-To: <1053041896.1610.17.camel@biznatch> References: <20030515221326.GQ5063@zork.net> <1053041896.1610.17.camel@biznatch> Message-ID: <200305151945.18034.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Tom Duffy's quote: | On Thu, 2003-05-15 at 15:13, Nick Moffitt wrote: | > Ha ha NMAP. | | Is the "r00t dance" like the macarena or more like the hokey pokey? it is the movement of a pirate trying to get the wheel off his midsection. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From tomduffy at dslextreme.com Thu May 15 16:46:41 2003 From: tomduffy at dslextreme.com (Tom Duffy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sex in Space -- a Seminar In-Reply-To: <20030515223355.GS5063@zork.net> References: <20030515223355.GS5063@zork.net> Message-ID: <1053042401.1610.24.camel@biznatch> On Thu, 2003-05-15 at 15:33, Nick Moffitt wrote: > WOohoo! SEX IN SPACE SEMINAR! Just don't practice the withdrawal method... -tduffy -- "[ SUV drivers are ] insecure and vain. They are frequently nervous about their marriages and uncomfortable about parenthood. They often lack confidence in their driving skills. Above all, they are apt to be self-centered and self-absorbed, with little interest in their neighbors and communities." -- Keith Bradsher reporting on SUV automakers' own market research From nkj at iaminsane.com Thu May 15 17:30:12 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030514030416.GC17179@callisto.jtan.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> <20030514005601.GB29863@iaminsane.com> <20030514030416.GC17179@callisto.jtan.com> Message-ID: <20030516003012.GA28646@iaminsane.com> On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 11:04:16PM -0400, Bob Bernstein wrote: > On Tue, May 13, 2003 at 05:56:01PM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > > > > | | o. > > | | / > > | ' / > > | / / > > | / ^. / > > @@@ / / | _ > > @@@@__________' '_/ ) > > __ ~' | / > > __________' |uu > > | ~ ` ' / ' \ \ > > \ " ~ '| \ \ \ > > \______/ ' ' ' > > | | | > > > > Just "catching" (right Nick?) up to this! Is THIS what's supposed to > drive me to concede "Defeat(tm)" God, you guys are really hurting out > there! Ha! Well Bob, it *is* driving you somewhere, but no, I had already won. This was just me "planting the flag" so to speak. A little party for the troops if you will. - Nick From rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us Thu May 15 18:10:35 2003 From: rs at bernstein.providence.ri.us (Bob Bernstein) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030516003012.GA28646@iaminsane.com> References: <87ptmn232r.fsf@pigdog.org> <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> <20030514005601.GB29863@iaminsane.com> <20030514030416.GC17179@callisto.jtan.com> <20030516003012.GA28646@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <20030516011035.GI15566@callisto.jtan.com> On Thu, May 15, 2003 at 05:30:12PM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > Well Bob, it *is* driving you somewhere, but no, I had already won. > This was just me "planting the flag" so to speak. The only winner is the _other_ Nick, if you want to call getting blow jobs from you for the next month "winning." -- Bob Bernstein "The wish not to have to update one's Rolodex burns fiercely in the political breast." Mark Steyn From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Fri May 16 09:42:23 2003 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FSI Announcement In-Reply-To: Your message of "Thu, 15 May 2003 18:20:22 CDT." <87llx7yeyx.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> References: <20030515183252.8FEE23B80C@jaded.cynicism.com> <20030515214019.GA18836@relst8.net> <20030515221510.GD31414@dasbistro.com> <20030515221709.GR5063@zork.net> <87llx7yeyx.fsf@eddie.hafd.org> Message-ID: <200305161642.h4GGgNcx008414@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Thu, 15 May 2003 18:20:22 CDT, Jordan Bettis said: > Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: > > Irony is so dead, and jordanb is busy pounding nails into its coffin. > > I don't get it. Put the screwdriver down and step away from the coffin.... From nkj at iaminsane.com Fri May 16 10:36:37 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030516011035.GI15566@callisto.jtan.com> References: <20030512232949.GB17686@iaminsane.com> <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> <20030514005601.GB29863@iaminsane.com> <20030514030416.GC17179@callisto.jtan.com> <20030516003012.GA28646@iaminsane.com> <20030516011035.GI15566@callisto.jtan.com> Message-ID: <20030516173637.GC5106@iaminsane.com> On Thu, May 15, 2003 at 09:10:35PM -0400, Bob Bernstein wrote: > if you want to call getting blow jobs from YOU for the next month "winning." Yeah, I'm sure your much better at it than I. Then again, you get lots of practice, I can tell by your lisp. - Nick From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Fri May 16 13:13:32 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sex in Space -- a Seminar In-Reply-To: Message from Nick Moffitt of "Thu, 15 May 2003 15:33:55 PDT." <20030515223355.GS5063@zork.net> References: <20030515223355.GS5063@zork.net> Message-ID: <200305162013.h4GKDX7x056981@srv4.rawbw.com> Nick Moffitt wrote: > WOohoo! SEX IN SPACE SEMINAR! > 2. Effects of zero gravity on the human body I think that that's the kicker. In zero gee you don't feel like sex, you feel like shit. From andy at strugglers.net Fri May 16 14:24:43 2003 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sex in Space -- a Seminar In-Reply-To: <200305162013.h4GKDX7x056981@srv4.rawbw.com> References: <20030515223355.GS5063@zork.net> <200305162013.h4GKDX7x056981@srv4.rawbw.com> Message-ID: <20030516212443.GM13961@lug.org.uk> On Fri, May 16, 2003 at 01:13:32PM -0700, J. M. Brenner wrote: > Nick Moffitt wrote: > > > WOohoo! SEX IN SPACE SEMINAR! > > > 2. Effects of zero gravity on the human body > > I think that that's the kicker. > In zero gee you don't feel like sex, you feel like shit. Which leads nicely into the next presentation on zero gee scat pr0n? www.zerogeetubgirl.com From montaigne at att.net Fri May 16 22:07:45 2003 From: montaigne at att.net (Michel de Montaigne) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wondering About Apache In-Reply-To: <20030516173637.GC5106@iaminsane.com> References: <20030513031526.GC21134@callisto.jtan.com> <20030513170717.GC9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513191442.GA24598@localhost.localdomain> <20030513203224.GF9008@iaminsane.com> <20030513204200.GA26188@callisto.jtan.com> <20030514005601.GB29863@iaminsane.com> <20030514030416.GC17179@callisto.jtan.com> <20030516003012.GA28646@iaminsane.com> <20030516011035.GI15566@callisto.jtan.com> <20030516173637.GC5106@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <20030517050745.GA660@localhost.localdomain> On Fri, May 16, 2003 at 10:36:37AM -0700, Nick Jennings wrote: > Yeah, I'm sure your much better at it than I. ha ha "experiments" -- montaigne From monkey at someplace.us Sat May 17 17:46:17 2003 From: monkey at someplace.us (Monkey from the other side of the jungle) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [Fwd: No Subject] Message-ID: <1053218774.22991.386913.camel@dante> I'm having a Mr. Bad moment. Someone's sent me off the wall mail through an anonymous remailer and I not only read it, I found it mildy intriguing. Maybe next time it'll be full of insane formulas! -----Forwarded Message----- [most headers snipped] Comments: This message probably did not originate from the above address. It was automatically remailed by one or more anonymous mail services. You should NEVER trust ANY address on Usenet ANYWAYS: use PGP !!! Get information about complaints from the URL below From: Frog To: combining@someplace.us Subject: No Subject Date: 17 May 2003 22:26:11 +0000 Fal. I loose our Hero. A to that made sport, I tell her in it to my hope. And would once againe, and. Looke, Vpon thy rebellion flat and Jake Burke: alias The. From dsaklad at zurich.ai.mit.edu Sat May 17 21:07:11 2003 From: dsaklad at zurich.ai.mit.edu (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Library Staff Censorship Issues Survey Message-ID: Library Staff Censorship Issues Survey http://www.law.yale.edu/library/survey/ [header1.gif] Submission Period Ends: May 30, 2003 The problem of censorship in libraries is a recurring topic for research papers, conference programs, organizational policies and other statements that support the delivery of information to those who seek it. I am researching the occurrence of censorious behavior on the part of library staff. There are many situations in which personal belief or opinion affects the availability and delivery of information. This behavior exists apart from procedural guidelines and policy regulations. In addition to seeking general information about staff, policies, and organizational behavior, I am interested in the awareness of civil rights in the workplace. Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 provides a set of standards that govern objections to work requirements and employers' accommodations to such requests. Once an objection is made, it is the responsibility of the employer to decide to accommodate or not to accommodate because of undue hardship. I seek the opinion of colleagues and professionals in the field of librarianship regarding these subject areas. Thank you for taking the time to fill out this survey on library staff censorship. Stephanie Schmitt Yale Law Library Censorship -- The change in the access status of material, made by a governing authority or its representatives. Such changes include: exclusion, restriction, removal, or age/grade level changes. -- American Library Association [Adopted by the Intellectual Freedom Committee at the 1986 American Library Association Annual Conference] ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Section I. Information About the Respondent 1) In which type of library department/division do you work? [select all that apply] [_] Access Services (Circulation, ILL, etc.) [_] Library Administration (Human Resources, Financial, etc.) [_] Reference Services (Reference, Instruction, Electronic Resource Services, etc.) [_] Systems (Information Technology, Database Administration, Workstation Support, etc.) [_] Technical Services (Acquisitions, Cataloging, Preservation, Conservation, etc.) Other __________________________________________________ 2) Position Description/Level of Responsibility (_) Director/Head Librarian/Dean of Libraries (_) Associate Director/Associate Head/Associate Dean (_) Department Manager/Division Head (_) Coordinator/Team Leader/Supervisor (_) Librarian with no supervisory responsibilities (_) Support Staff Other __________________________________________________ 3) Years of Experience and Service to the Profession (_) 1-3 years (_) 3-7 years (_) 7-12 years (_) 12+ years 4) What level of influence do you have regarding the implementation and administration of policy and procedures? (_) Full oversight (I create the mandate and administer the policies and procedures) (_) Decision maker/Contributor (I create and influence policy decisions) (_) Manager/Executor (I enforce and influence policies and procedures) (_) Participant/Collaborator (I contribute to the development of policies and procedures) (_) Staff Member (I abide by the policies and procedures) ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Section II. Respondents Library or Library System 1) Current Library Type (_) Academic College (_) Academic University (_) Law (_) Public Library (_) School Library (_) Special Library Other __________________________________________________ 2) What is the total staff size for your entire library or library system? (_) 1-10 (_) 11-50 (_) 51-150 (_) 151-400 (_) 401+ 3) In your department or division what is the total number of your staff? (_) 1-10 (_) 11-25 (_) 26-50 (_) 51-100 (_) 100+ 4) Is your organization/institution private or public? (_) private secular (_) private religious affiliation (_) public (state or government funded) 5) Where is your library located? [Alabama.........] ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Section III. Policy and Procedures Manuals 1) What types of policy and procedures manuals are in your library? [select all that apply] [_] administrative (personnel manuals, hiring procedures, general staff training/orientation, etc.) [_] collection development (assessments, acquisitions, weeding and replacements, etc.) [_] access (circulation, materials location, general access, etc.) [_] technical services (acquisitions, processing, conservation, etc.) [_] technology (appropriate use, web access, etc.) [_] all other __________________________________________________ 2) Does your specific department or division have a policy and procedures manual? (_) yes (_) no (_) in development 3) What specific department or division do you refer to in regards to #2 above? [select all that apply] [_] administrative (personnel manuals, hiring procedures, general staff training/orientation, etc.) [_] collection development (assessments, acquisitions, weeding and replacements, etc.) [_] access (circulation, materials location, general access, etc.) [_] technical services (acquisitions, processing, conservation, etc.) [_] technology (appropriate use, web access, etc.) [_] all other __________________________________________________ 4) How often is the policy and procedures manual reviewed and/or updated in your department or division? (_) semiannually or more often (_) annually (_) every 1-3 years (_) every 3-5 years (_) every 5-10 years or more (_) unknown (_) not applicable 5) Regarding the policies and procedures in general, please assess the level of awareness of the library staff: (_) Library Staff have a minimal awareness about policy and procedures (manuals are available for review) (_) Library Staff are generally accountable for knowing about and abiding by the policies and procedures of the library (reviews are not routine) (_) Library Staff are thoroughly informed, trained, and accountable for knowing about and abiding by the policies and procedures of the library (reviews are routine). (_) The implementation of policy and procedures at my library varies. (_) Not Applicable 6) Do any of your policy and procedures manuals address the topic of censorship in any way? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know 7) If yes, which policy and procedures manual addresses censorship? [select all that apply] [_] administrative (personnel manuals, hiring procedures, general staff training/orientation, etc.) [_] collection development (assessments, acquisitions, weeding and replacements, etc.) [_] access (circulation, materials location, general access, etc.) [_] technical services (acquisitions, processing, conservation, etc.) [_] technology (appropriate use, web access, etc.) [_] all other __________________________________________________ 8) Does your policy and procedures manual address potential acts of censorship that are instigated by library staff? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know 9) If no or unsure, should your policy and procedures manual address acts of censorship carried out by staff? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know 10) If yes to #8 above, please provide the language from your policy and procedures manual that addresses potential acts of censorship instigated by library staff: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ 11) Does your policy and procedures manual provide information about reasonable accommodation on the part of management in regards to objections to work? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Section IV. Incidents and Experiences Regarding Staff Censorship 1) Have you ever been involved with an incident of censorship by a staff member at your library? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know 2) If yes, please provide a brief narrative of the incident: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ 3) If yes, for any number of censorship incidents, did you find that your policy and procedures manual assisted you in the management of the censorship incident? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know 4) If you answered yes to question 3, please provide the language from your policy and procedures manual that assisted you in the management of the censorship incident or provide a narrative of the circumstances and the solutions: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ 4) In reference to the incident of censorship described above, what reason was given to justify the incident? [check all that apply] [_] religious freedoms/ protection [_] gender rights/ protection [_] sexuality [_] political [_] racial [_] ethical [_] intellectual or philosophical [_] unknown other __________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Section V. Evaluation of the Problem of Staff Censorship 1) In your experience, do you believe that acts of censorship by staff are a concern for libraries in general? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know 2) If yes, please evaluate the level of concern: (_) minimal (an incident is highly improbable) (_) possible (an incident may occur) (_) likely (an incident probably will occur) (_) very likely (an incident will occur) (_) unsure or do not know 3) Do you believe that a censorship incident could occur without being discovered? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know 4) If a censorship incident occurs in which information availability is impeded through willful injunctions as acts of conscience (material is not processed, miss-shelved, discarded, etc.), how significant is the problem? (_) incident should be ignored (_) incident should be generally addressed and staff reminded of policy and procedures manuals (_) incident should be specifically addressed and policies and procedures manuals be reviewed and staff retrained. (_) other (_) unsure or do not know 5) How would you assess an incident when compared to a similar outcome due to staff mistakes, neglect or incompetence, all of which are also potential barriers to providing access to information? (_) both types of incidents should be ignored (_) both types of incidents should be generally addressed and staff reminded of policy and procedures manuals (_) censorship is equal to other problems in regards to information management. (_) censorship is a greater problem than other information management problems (_) other information management problems are greater than staff censorship problems (_) unsure or do not know ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Section VI. Questions for the Individual About Censorship 1) Have you ever delayed, moved, removed or otherwise impaired the ordering, receipt, processing, delivery of or access to information materials apart from following the guidelines of your institutions policies and procedures manuals? (_) yes (_) no (_) unsure or do not know 2) If yes, what was your reason or justification for the incident? [check all that apply] [_] religious freedoms/ protection [_] gender rights/ protection [_] sexuality [_] political [_] racial [_] ethical [_] intellectual or philosophical [_] unknown other __________________________________________________ Submit http://www.law.yale.edu/library/survey/ From wcshafer at cablespeed.com Sat May 17 22:31:18 2003 From: wcshafer at cablespeed.com (Chris Shafer) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... Message-ID: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> http://dax.no-ip.org/realhussein.swf Just a funny shockwave video. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat May 17 22:34:09 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> Message-ID: <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> begin Chris Shafer quotation: > http://dax.no-ip.org/realhussein.swf > Just a funny shockwave video. OH GOSH YES THANKS MORE FUNNY SHOCKWAVE VIDEOS FOR OUR PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE-FELLATING ENJOYMENT!!!^!&!!! HERE, HAVE EXTRA COCK TO SUCK: 8===============================================D 8===============================================D 8===============================================D 8===============================================D 8===============================================D 8===============================================D 8===============================================D 8===============================================D -- end From andy at strugglers.net Sat May 17 23:38:11 2003 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> On Sat, May 17, 2003 at 10:34:09PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin Chris Shafer quotation: > > http://dax.no-ip.org/realhussein.swf > > Just a funny shockwave video. > > OH GOSH YES THANKS MORE FUNNY SHOCKWAVE VIDEOS FOR OUR > PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE-FELLATING ENJOYMENT!!!^!&!!! > > > HERE, HAVE EXTRA COCK TO SUCK: > > 8===============================================D > 8===============================================D > 8===============================================D > 8===============================================D > 8===============================================D > 8===============================================D > 8===============================================D > 8===============================================D _.-.._ _._ _,/^^,y./ ^^^^"""^^\= \ \y###XX;/ / \ ^\^\ `\Y^ / .-==||==-.)^^ ,.-=""""=-.__ /^ ( ( -/<0>++<0>( .^ .: . . :^===(^ \ ( ( /```^^^^^^^) / .: .,GGGGp,_ .( \ / /-(o'~'o)) JUST BE GAY WITH ME .^ : . gGG"""YGG}. \ ) / / _/-====-\ / / (. .gGP __ ~~ . .\ \ ( ( _.---._) / (. (GGb,,)GGp. . . \_-^-.__(_ /______./ ( \ . `"!GGP^ . . . . ^=-._--_--^^^^^~) ( /^^^\_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ) ) / /._. . . . . . . . . . . . . ._.=) \ / | ^"=.. . . . . . . ._++""\"^ \ \ | | )^|^^~'---'~^^ \ ) ) / ) / \ \ \ |` | \ /\ \ ( / | | ( ( \ . .\ | ( ) | ) ) ^^^^^^ | | /. . \ | '| ) ( ^^^^^^ ) \ /. . \ / . . \ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ From unknown at panax.com Sun May 18 00:00:31 2003 From: unknown at panax.com (Patrick McFarland) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> Message-ID: <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> On 18-May-2003, Andy Smith wrote: > > _.-.._ _._ > _,/^^,y./ ^^^^"""^^\= \ > \y###XX;/ / \ ^\^\ > `\Y^ / .-==||==-.)^^ > ,.-=""""=-.__ /^ ( ( -/<0>++<0>( > .^ .: . . :^===(^ \ ( ( /```^^^^^^^) > / .: .,GGGGp,_ .( \ / /-(o'~'o)) JUST BE GAY WITH ME > .^ : . gGG"""YGG}. \ ) / / _/-====-\ / > / (. .gGP __ ~~ . .\ \ ( ( _.---._) > / (. (GGb,,)GGp. . . \_-^-.__(_ /______./ > ( \ . `"!GGP^ . . . . ^=-._--_--^^^^^~) > ( /^\^\_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ) > ) /\ \ /._. . . . . . . . . . . . . ._.=) > \ / \ || ^"=.. . . . . . . ._++""\"^ \ > \ | |_/| )^|^^~'---'~^^ \ ) > ) / ) / \ \ \ > |` | \ /\ \ ( / > | | ( ( \ . .\ | ( > ) | ) ) ^^^^^^ | | > /. . \ | '| ) ( > ^^^^^^ ) \ /. . \ > / . . \ ^^^^^^ > ^^^^^^^ Where do you get ascii art like this? I mean, is there some large gayasciiporn.com website where crackmonkeys go to get their giant ascii dicks, and gay bulldog mascots? Andy, you are a sick sick man. Okay, not as suck as the prince regent of gaytown (and his giant "anal snake" dildos), but still quite sick. -- Patrick "Diablo-D3" McFarland || unknown@panax.com "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1988 From andy at strugglers.net Sun May 18 00:38:07 2003 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> Message-ID: <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> On Sun, May 18, 2003 at 03:00:31AM -0400, Patrick McFarland wrote: > Where do you get ascii art like this? I mean, is there some large > gayasciiporn.com website where crackmonkeys go to get their giant ascii dicks, > and gay bulldog mascots? You're forgetting the homoerotic Kirk/Spock literature, too. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sun May 18 01:03:32 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> Message-ID: <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> begin Andy Smith quotation: > You're forgetting the homoerotic Kirk/Spock literature, too. Don't forget Wil Wheaton. -- end From inkblot at movealong.org Sun May 18 02:24:04 2003 From: inkblot at movealong.org (The Archduke of Chicago and Subjugator of Michigan) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> Message-ID: <20030518092404.GA18863@movealong.org> Just now Patrick McFarland made 15 LEDs in my apartment flash with this: > On 18-May-2003, Andy Smith wrote: > > > > _.-.._ _._ > > _,/^^,y./ ^^^^"""^^\= \ > > \y###XX;/ / \ ^\^\ > > `\Y^ / .-==||==-.)^^ > > ,.-=""""=-.__ /^ ( ( -/<0>++<0>( > > .^ .: . . :^===(^ \ ( ( /```^^^^^^^) > > / .: .,GGGGp,_ .( \ / /-(o'~'o)) JUST BE GAY WITH ME > > .^ : . gGG"""YGG}. \ ) / / _/-====-\ / > > / (. .gGP __ ~~ . .\ \ ( ( _.---._) > > / (. (GGb,,)GGp. . . \_-^-.__(_ /______./ > > ( \ . `"!GGP^ . . . . ^=-._--_--^^^^^~) > > ( /^\^\_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ) > > ) /\ \ /._. . . . . . . . . . . . . ._.=) > > \ / \ || ^"=.. . . . . . . ._++""\"^ \ > > \ | |_/| )^|^^~'---'~^^ \ ) > > ) / ) / \ \ \ > > |` | \ /\ \ ( / > > | | ( ( \ . .\ | ( > > ) | ) ) ^^^^^^ | | > > /. . \ | '| ) ( > > ^^^^^^ ) \ /. . \ > > / . . \ ^^^^^^ > > ^^^^^^^ > > Where do you get ascii art like this? I mean, is there some large > gayasciiporn.com website where crackmonkeys go to get their giant ascii dicks, > and gay bulldog mascots? > > Andy, you are a sick sick man. Okay, not as suck as the prince regent of > gaytown (and his giant "anal snake" dildos), but still quite sick. Um, it's a dog. It's saying the word "gay". Maybe no one has told you this before, but you have issues. -- --< ((\))< >----< inkblot@movealong.org >----< http://www.movealong.org/ >-- pub 1024D/05A058E0 2002-03-07 Nate Riffe (06-Mar-2002) Key fingerprint = 0DAC F5CB D182 3165 D757 C466 CD42 12A8 05A0 58E0 From dep at linuxandmain.com Sun May 18 03:48:11 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> Message-ID: <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's quote: | begin Andy Smith quotation: | > You're forgetting the homoerotic Kirk/Spock literature, too. | | Don't forget Wil Wheaton. why not? -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sun May 18 11:05:57 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20030518180556.GD8154@zork.net> begin dep quotation: > begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's quote: > | begin Andy Smith quotation: > | > You're forgetting the homoerotic Kirk/Spock literature, too. > | > | Don't forget Wil Wheaton. > > why not? BECAUSE IT WOULD RUPTURE THE SPACE-COCK CONTINUUM -- end From radix42 at cox.net Sun May 18 15:31:40 2003 From: radix42 at cox.net (David Mercer) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518180556.GD8154@zork.net> References: <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> At 11:05 AM 5/18/2003, you wrote: >begin dep quotation: > > begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's quote: > > | begin Andy Smith quotation: > > | > You're forgetting the homoerotic Kirk/Spock literature, too. > > | > > | Don't forget Wil Wheaton. > > > > why not? > > BECAUSE IT WOULD RUPTURE THE SPACE-COCK CONTINUUM Video of Warf 'tucking him in', as he volunteered to do, would...god I don't really want to think about it. Become the first ST gay porn? From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sun May 18 17:08:00 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> References: <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> Message-ID: <20030519000800.GF8154@zork.net> begin David Mercer quotation: > Become the first ST gay porn? You don't spend much time on the Internet, do you? -- end From radix42 at cox.net Sun May 18 17:46:44 2003 From: radix42 at cox.net (David Mercer) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030519000800.GF8154@zork.net> References: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> Message-ID: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518174408.0171e3f8@pop.west.cox.net> At 05:08 PM 5/18/2003, you wrote: >begin David Mercer quotation: > > Become the first ST gay porn? > > You don't spend much time on the Internet, do you? Far too much actually, just none of it looking for gay Star Trek content. And if I'd paused to think, I of course should have realized there was gay ST porn, but if I'd paused to think, well, I guess I'd have posted elsewhere. From unknown at panax.com Sun May 18 19:24:50 2003 From: unknown at panax.com (Patrick McFarland) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518174408.0171e3f8@pop.west.cox.net> References: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518174408.0171e3f8@pop.west.cox.net> Message-ID: <20030519022450.GA6189@panax.com> On 18-May-2003, David Mercer wrote: > And if I'd paused to think, I of course should have realized there was gay > ST porn, but if I'd paused to think, well, I guess I'd have posted > elsewhere. Is it true that this mailing list turned into slashdot digest? -- Patrick "Diablo-D3" McFarland || unknown@panax.com "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989 From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sun May 18 20:38:30 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030519022450.GA6189@panax.com> References: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518174408.0171e3f8@pop.west.cox.net> <20030519022450.GA6189@panax.com> Message-ID: <20030519033830.GA20665@zork.net> begin Patrick McFarland quotation: > Is it true that this mailing list turned into slashdot digest? 8================================================D -- end From unknown at panax.com Sun May 18 20:53:38 2003 From: unknown at panax.com (Patrick McFarland) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030519033830.GA20665@zork.net> References: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518174408.0171e3f8@pop.west.cox.net> <20030519022450.GA6189@panax.com> <20030519033830.GA20665@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030519035338.GA7165@panax.com> On 18-May-2003, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin Patrick McFarland quotation: > > Is it true that this mailing list turned into slashdot digest? > > 8================================================D Yep, I was right. -- Patrick "Diablo-D3" McFarland || unknown@panax.com "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989 From jordanb at hafd.org Mon May 19 07:01:43 2003 From: jordanb at hafd.org (Jordan Bettis) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030519033830.GA20665@zork.net> References: <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518073807.GQ10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518080331.GC8154@zork.net> <200305180648.11355.dep@linuxandmain.com> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518152921.017cd7e8@pop.west.cox.net> <5.2.0.9.0.20030518174408.0171e3f8@pop.west.cox.net> <20030519022450.GA6189@panax.com> <20030519033830.GA20665@zork.net> Message-ID: <49330.163.191.24.14.1053352903.squirrel@trillian.hafd.org> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco said: > begin Patrick McFarland quotation: >> Is it true that this mailing list turned into slashdot digest? > > 8================================================D What happened to the bird? -- Jordan Bettis I coined the phrase 'Object Oriented' and I didn't have C++ in mind." -- Alan Kay, creator of Smalltalk From neale at woozle.org Mon May 19 10:11:35 2003 From: neale at woozle.org (Neale Pickett) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The Eric Aldred Act Message-ID: I know some of the crackmonkey denizens are big copyright buffs, so I thought I'd let you all know about this before your EFF newsletter does: May 16, 2003 - We are close to getting a bill introduced to help right the wrong of the Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act. This bill, now titled "The Public Domain Enhancement Act," would require a copyright owner, 50 years after a work is published, to pay a $1 maintenance fee. If the owner pays the fee, the copyright continues. If the owner does not pay the fee, the work passes into the public domain. We estimate under this bill, 98% of copyrighted works would pass into the public domain in just 50 years. We are close, but the lobbyists have already started the battle against this bill. Please write your Representative and Senator, and ask them to be the first to introduce this bill. Point them to this site, and ask them to respond to your request. If we can just get this idea introduced, then we can begin to build a movement around this obvious compromise to the current extremism. But it will only happen if you do something to get it going. Please help now. http://www.eldred.cc -- If you continue to eat meat, then the carnivores have already won. -- #2 of Berkeley From nick at zork.net Mon May 19 18:56:11 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FRANK CHU MOVIE Message-ID: <20030520015611.GE19767@zork.net> http://www.studentfilms.com/film/get.do?id=374 > Throughout its history San Francisco has always been a haven for > eccentrics. The vast majority of them are forgotten as soon as their > antics are complete. But occasionally one will come along that > stands alone and is recognized by all people from all walks of life. > One that stands the test of time and captures the imagination of the > population at large is Frank Chu. Six days a week he wanders the > streets of San Francisco with his distinctive homemade signs with > his message about his plight. Is he a madman? Genius? Alien? > Prophet? Artist? Emperor? Actor? -- end From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Tue May 20 16:44:25 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] the answer to everything Message-ID: <200305202344.h4KNiPa7021807@srv4.rawbw.com> I've been thinking lately about how unix administration tasks always seem to revolve around looking for stuff, getting things put in the right places, and making sure one thing can find another where it is, often by sticking in symlinks to put things in multiple places at the same time. I was wondering, is there any way out of these endless hassles? And I think I've got the answer. Just run this script as root in your root directory, an all your problems will be over: #!/usr/bin/perl -w # ubik - doom@kzsu.stanford.edu use Cwd; $pwd = cwd(); use File::Find; find(\&everything, $pwd ); make_links(); print "The answer to everything: ubik!\n"; sub everything{ if (-f $_) { $things{$_} = $File::Find::name; $places{$File::Find::dir} = 1; } elsif (-d $_) { $places{$File::Find::name} = 1; } } sub make_links { foreach $d (keys %places) { foreach $f (keys %things) { $new = "$d/$f"; if (not -e $new){ symlink $things{$f},$new; } } } } From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue May 20 17:07:41 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] the answer to everything In-Reply-To: <200305202344.h4KNiPa7021807@srv4.rawbw.com> References: <200305202344.h4KNiPa7021807@srv4.rawbw.com> Message-ID: <20030521000741.GA26317@zork.net> begin J. M. Brenner quotation: > Just run this script as root in your root directory, an all your > problems will be over: KTHXBI -- end From neale at woozle.org Wed May 21 10:26:45 2003 From: neale at woozle.org (Neale Pickett) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] URGENTLY REQUEST YOUR BEN FRANKLIN Message-ID: Did Ben Franklin actually say all that stuff? Please answer soon, I have a report due tomorrow. Thanks From helpdesk at fuck-everything.org Wed May 21 10:44:45 2003 From: helpdesk at fuck-everything.org (Thank you, come again!) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] URGENTLY REQUEST YOUR BEN FRANKLIN In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <1053539084.21975.92720.camel@dante> On Wed, 2003-05-21 at 13:26, Neale Pickett wrote: > Did Ben Franklin actually say all that stuff? > > Please answer soon, I have a report due tomorrow. It's a secret. And you know what Poor Richard says about secrets. -- I dropped out of the AAP because I refuse to be represented by Pat Schroeder. She reeks of citrus. -- Ben Franklin From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Wed May 21 11:00:10 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] the answer to everything In-Reply-To: Message from Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco <20030521000741.GA26317@zork.net> References: <200305202344.h4KNiPa7021807@srv4.rawbw.com> <20030521000741.GA26317@zork.net> Message-ID: <200305211800.h4LI0B429258@mail0.rawbw.com> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin J. M. Brenner quotation: > > Just run this script as root in your root directory, an all your > > problems will be over: > > KTHXBI Oh sure. You would've thought it was funny if I'd written it in lisp. From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed May 21 11:08:50 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] the answer to everything In-Reply-To: <200305211800.h4LI0B429258@mail0.rawbw.com> References: <200305202344.h4KNiPa7021807@srv4.rawbw.com> <20030521000741.GA26317@zork.net> <200305211800.h4LI0B429258@mail0.rawbw.com> Message-ID: <200305211408.50443.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin J. M. Brenner's quote: | Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: | > begin J. M. Brenner quotation: | > > Just run this script as root in your root directory, an all | > > your problems will be over: | > | > KTHXBI | | Oh sure. You would've thought it was funny if I'd written it in | lisp. you mean lithp. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Wed May 21 14:22:03 2003 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (#2 of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! Message-ID: Jane Goodall has won the Prince of Asturias prize for scientific research. Everyone please join me in congratulating our fellow crackmonkey listmember. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A20920-2003May21.html From krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org Thu May 22 20:18:45 2003 From: krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org (Nikolai Krylenko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:33 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> On Wed, 21 May 2003, #2 of Berkeley wrote: > Jane Goodall has won the Prince of Asturias prize for scientific research. > > Everyone please join me in congratulating our fellow crackmonkey > listmember. > > http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A20920-2003May21.html > > What the HELL. JANE GOODALL subscribes to this list?! That's, like, ... GEEZ. What is it with this LIST and FAMOUS people, such as Don Marti, JANE GOODALL! of All People, and Israel's national superhero, Zionicman?! Who *else* famous is on this dinky LIST?! I demand answers. Sincerely, Nikolai Krylenko People's Commisar of Justice From dave at zork.net Thu May 22 20:29:54 2003 From: dave at zork.net (The One True Dave Barry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> Message-ID: <20030523032953.GA4225@zork.net> Quothe Nikolai Krylenko , on Fri, May 23, 2003: > Who *else* famous is on this dinky LIST?! > I think Dave Barry is subscribed. -- Bush War One Bush War Two They got a war for me, they got a war for you. --Michael Franti have a wee bit o' bandwidth From a.tob at ntlworld.com Thu May 22 20:31:35 2003 From: a.tob at ntlworld.com (Atob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> Message-ID: <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> On Fri, May 23, 2003 at 03:18:45AM +0000, Nikolai Krylenko wrote: > > Jane Goodall has won the Prince of Asturias prize for scientific research. > What the HELL. JANE GOODALL subscribes to this list?! That's, like, ... > GEEZ. What is it with this LIST and FAMOUS people, such as Don Marti, > JANE GOODALL! of All People, and Israel's national superhero, Zionicman?! > > Who *else* famous is on this dinky LIST?! > > > I demand answers. > > Sincerely, > Nikolai Krylenko > People's Commisar of Justice Please remove this obvious troll. -- Atob http://bourdrez.org/~atob/ From dave at zork.net Thu May 22 20:33:30 2003 From: dave at zork.net (The One True Dave Barry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> Message-ID: <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> Quothe Atob , on Fri, May 23, 2003: > Please remove this obvious troll. If by "this obvious" you mean "At" and if by "troll" you mean "ob" then righto! -- Bush War One Bush War Two They got a war for me, they got a war for you. --Michael Franti have a wee bit o' bandwidth From krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org Thu May 22 21:01:00 2003 From: krylenko at m-net.arbornet.org (Nikolai Krylenko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030523032953.GA4225@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030523035931.A66472-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> On Thu, 22 May 2003, The One True Dave Barry wrote: > Quothe Nikolai Krylenko , on Fri, May 23, 2003: > > Who *else* famous is on this dinky LIST?! > > > > I think Dave Barry is subscribed. > IF YOU"RE THE REAL DAVE BARRY, I remember reading your ARTICLES ! They used to be the only ones I'd read, until I started reading any articles BUT yours! Also, you're a writer; do you know Tim Shores? From apost at recalcitrant.org Fri May 23 01:14:35 2003 From: apost at recalcitrant.org (Alan Post) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] best sig ever Message-ID: <20030523081435.46827BE3D@sloth.lifescribes.com> From: "Dmitry V. Bulashev" Newsgroups: gmane.os.netbsd.help Subject: ipx Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 20:04:54 +0600 User-Agent: KMail/1.5 how to enable ipx forwarding ? netbsd 1.6 -- Fun From aaronl at vitelus.com Fri May 23 02:55:21 2003 From: aaronl at vitelus.com (Aaron Lehmann) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> Message-ID: <20030523095521.GE9947@vitelus.com> On Sun, May 18, 2003 at 03:00:31AM -0400, Patrick McFarland wrote: > Where do you get ascii art like this? I mean, is there some large > gayasciiporn.com website where crackmonkeys go to get their giant ascii dicks, > and gay bulldog mascots? http://www.asciiartfarts.com/ From a.tob at ntlworld.com Fri May 23 03:34:21 2003 From: a.tob at ntlworld.com (Atob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> On Thu, May 22, 2003 at 08:33:30PM -0700, The One True Dave Barry wrote: > > Please remove this obvious troll. > > If by "this obvious" you mean "At" > and if by "troll" you mean "ob" > > then righto! Why would I, of all people, write my name "At ob"? It's entirely incorrect, both semantically and etymologically. -- Atob http://bourdrez.org/~atob/ From dep at linuxandmain.com Fri May 23 05:21:38 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] makes our problems seem small Message-ID: <200305230821.38186.dep@linuxandmain.com> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-689516,00.html "PYGMY leaders have called on the UN to set up an international tribunal to put government and rebel fighters from the Democratic Republic of Congo on trial for acts of cannibalism against their people. . . ." -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From tomduffy at dslextreme.com Fri May 23 09:36:24 2003 From: tomduffy at dslextreme.com (Tom Duffy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] best sig ever In-Reply-To: <20030523081435.46827BE3D@sloth.lifescribes.com> References: <20030523081435.46827BE3D@sloth.lifescribes.com> Message-ID: <1053707783.4507.0.camel@biznatch> On Fri, 2003-05-23 at 01:14, Alan Post wrote: > From: "Dmitry V. Bulashev" > Newsgroups: gmane.os.netbsd.help > Subject: ipx > Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 20:04:54 +0600 > User-Agent: KMail/1.5 > > how to enable ipx forwarding ? > > netbsd 1.6 > -- > Fun I don't see a sig in that message... -- "[ SUV drivers are ] insecure and vain. They are frequently nervous about their marriages and uncomfortable about parenthood. They often lack confidence in their driving skills. Above all, they are apt to be self-centered and self-absorbed, with little interest in their neighbors and communities." -- Keith Bradsher reporting on SUV automakers' own market research From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Fri May 23 09:59:46 2003 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] best sig ever In-Reply-To: Your message of "Fri, 23 May 2003 09:36:24 PDT." <1053707783.4507.0.camel@biznatch> References: <20030523081435.46827BE3D@sloth.lifescribes.com> <1053707783.4507.0.camel@biznatch> Message-ID: <200305231659.h4NGxkP9006851@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Fri, 23 May 2003 09:36:24 PDT, Tom Duffy said: > I don't see a sig in that message... Of course you wouldn't, even though it's busy leaving teeth marks on your derriere. From nkj at iaminsane.com Fri May 23 14:30:48 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> Message-ID: <20030523213047.GB16189@iaminsane.com> > > Where do you get ascii art like this? I mean, is there some large > gayasciiporn.com website where crackmonkeys go to get their giant ascii dicks, > and gay bulldog mascots? > I do all my own ascii art, cuz im bored. From ebourg at cs.mcgill.ca Fri May 23 16:06:20 2003 From: ebourg at cs.mcgill.ca (Erik Bourget) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Will the real hussein... In-Reply-To: <20030523213047.GB16189@iaminsane.com> References: <20030518053118.GA30358@cablespeed.com> <20030518053409.GB8154@zork.net> <20030518063810.GP10115@lug.org.uk> <20030518070031.GB5410@panax.com> <20030523213047.GB16189@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <87el2p6z6b.fsf@mjollnir.odinnet> Nick Jennings writes: >> >> Where do you get ascii art like this? I mean, is there some large >> gayasciiporn.com website where crackmonkeys go to get their giant ascii dicks, >> and gay bulldog mascots? >> > > I do all my own ascii art, cuz im bored. I'd like to place an order for a humorous ASCII cartoon about Emmett Plant. - Erik -- erik bourget | CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by ebourg@cs.mcgill.ca | nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the | domestic circle. From squinky at dasbistro.com Fri May 23 20:29:31 2003 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> Message-ID: <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> On Fri, May 23, 2003 at 11:34:21AM +0100, Atob wrote: > Why would I, of all people, write my name "At ob"? > It's entirely incorrect, both semantically and etymologically. What the hell does this have to do with insects? -- not erik - squinky@dasbistro.com - http://www.dasbistro.com/~erik/ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri May 23 23:24:24 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20030524062424.GI3141@zork.net> begin Not Erik quotation: > On Fri, May 23, 2003 at 11:34:21AM +0100, Atob wrote: > > Why would I, of all people, write my name "At ob"? > > It's entirely incorrect, both semantically and etymologically. > > What the hell does this have to do with insects? ITYM "incest" HTH HAND -- end From nkj at iaminsane.com Sat May 24 02:50:41 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20030524095041.GA3103@iaminsane.com> On Fri, May 23, 2003 at 08:29:31PM -0700, Not Erik wrote: > On Fri, May 23, 2003 at 11:34:21AM +0100, Atob wrote: > > Why would I, of all people, write my name "At ob"? > > It's entirely incorrect, both semantically and etymologically. > > What the hell does this have to do with insects? It's just a ploy to get you to respond, and you fell for it. Bring on the alchohol soaked scarab beatles. Dude, it'll fuck you up. From helpdesk at fuck-everything.org Sat May 24 03:16:36 2003 From: helpdesk at fuck-everything.org (Reference Desk) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> Message-ID: <1053771387.8481.39918.camel@dante> On Thu, 2003-05-22 at 23:18, Nikolai Krylenko wrote: > GEEZ. What is it with this LIST and FAMOUS people, such as Don Marti, > JANE GOODALL! of All People, and Israel's national superhero, Zionicman?! Oh great. Did you have to mention Don Marti and Jane Goodall in the same sentence? Now Echelon is watching. I hope you're happy. > Who *else* famous is on this dinky LIST?! The true identities of subscribers are available only to members of the syndicate, the royals, and Jane Goodall. > I demand answers. > > Sincerely, > Nikolai Krylenko > People's Commisar of Justice The International Crackmonkey Syndicate does not answer to the people and it is not going away. If you are waiting for the IPO, please take a number and stand in the corner. -- A transcript of this request has been placed in your permanent record. From a.tob at ntlworld.com Sat May 24 04:32:16 2003 From: a.tob at ntlworld.com (Atob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20030524113216.GA282@groznick.435> On Fri, May 23, 2003 at 08:29:31PM -0700, Not Erik wrote: > On Fri, May 23, 2003 at 11:34:21AM +0100, Atob wrote: > > Why would I, of all people, write my name "At ob"? > > It's entirely incorrect, both semantically and etymologically. > > What the hell does this have to do with insects? Umm, At ob => @ ob => @ home => @ hive => beehive Is that enough, or do you need a freaking diagram?! If so, please contact your local freaking information centre. -- Atob http://bourdrez.org/~atob/ From sam at dasbistro.com Sat May 24 12:46:02 2003 From: sam at dasbistro.com (Sam Phillips) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030524113216.GA282@groznick.435> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> <20030524113216.GA282@groznick.435> Message-ID: <20030524194602.GB1923@dasbistro.com> On Sat, May 24, 2003 at 12:32:16PM +0100, Atob wrote: > Is that enough, or do you need a freaking diagram?! > If so, please contact your local freaking information centre. Oh my freaking ears! -- Sam Phillips http://www.dasbistro.com/~sam Das Bistro Heavy Industries Histogram Valley, Nevada From simm at zork.net Sat May 24 13:06:08 2003 From: simm at zork.net (Simm Al-Aekrib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030524194602.GB1923@dasbistro.com> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> <20030524113216.GA282@groznick.435> <20030524194602.GB1923@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20030524200608.GB17269@zork.net> begin Sam Phillips quotation: > On Sat, May 24, 2003 at 12:32:16PM +0100, Atob wrote: > > Is that enough, or do you need a freaking diagram?! > > If so, please contact your local freaking information centre. > > Oh my freaking ears! I'd expect this kind of language at denny's, but certainly not on this list! -- Simm Al-Aekrib | Optical Illusion Fun!! "I have a prodigious quantity of mind; | )----------( it takes me as much as a week | (----------) sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain | Which line is longer??? From a.tob at ntlworld.com Sat May 24 13:20:23 2003 From: a.tob at ntlworld.com (Atob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030524194602.GB1923@dasbistro.com> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> <20030524113216.GA282@groznick.435> <20030524194602.GB1923@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20030524202023.GA2614@groznick.435> On Sat, May 24, 2003 at 12:46:02PM -0700, Sam Phillips wrote: > > Is that enough, or do you need a freaking diagram?! > > If so, please contact your local freaking information centre. > > Oh my freaking ears! It's funny because it's pop culture. -- Atob http://bourdrez.org/~atob/ From necco at relst8.net Sat May 24 13:26:09 2003 From: necco at relst8.net (Loki Ambrodious von Esling) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Go Jane Go! In-Reply-To: <20030524200608.GB17269@zork.net> References: <20030523031551.V62859-100000@m-net.arbornet.org> <20030523033135.GA21235@groznick.435> <20030523033330.GA5665@zork.net> <20030523103421.GA299@groznick.435> <20030524032930.GD10632@dasbistro.com> <20030524113216.GA282@groznick.435> <20030524194602.GB1923@dasbistro.com> <20030524200608.GB17269@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030524202609.GA19901@relst8.net> On Sat, May 24, 2003 at 01:06:08PM -0700, Simm Al-Aekrib wrote: > begin Sam Phillips quotation: > > On Sat, May 24, 2003 at 12:32:16PM +0100, Atob wrote: > > > Is that enough, or do you need a freaking diagram?! > > > If so, please contact your local freaking information centre. > > > > Oh my freaking ears! > > I'd expect this kind of language at denny's, but certainly not on this > list! > Extended warrenty? How can I lose? -- Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | From nick at zork.net Sat May 24 16:40:14 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] damn fools Message-ID: <20030524234013.GJ3141@zork.net> That there ascii art farts page has some grand commentary on copyright and LISP: http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20020518.html http://www.asciiartfarts.com/20020505.html -- end From pawal at blipp.com Mon May 26 13:06:34 2003 From: pawal at blipp.com (Patrik Wallstrom) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] disturbing japanese ascii-something Message-ID: <20030526200634.GK8675@blipp.com> http://www7.ocn.ne.jp/~helpme/flash/chinko_anesan.swf Ok, it's flash. Sue me. But give me a clue about what it is first. -- patrik_wallstrom->foodfight->pawal@blipp.com->+46-733173956 `-> http://www.gnuheter.com/ From nino at nino.nu Mon May 26 17:17:56 2003 From: nino at nino.nu (Niklas Nordebo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] disturbing japanese ascii-something In-Reply-To: <20030526200634.GK8675@blipp.com> References: <20030526200634.GK8675@blipp.com> Message-ID: <20030527001755.GF7607@nino.nu> On Mon, May 26, 2003 at 10:06:34PM +0200, Patrik Wallstrom wrote: > http://www7.ocn.ne.jp/~helpme/flash/chinko_anesan.swf > > Ok, it's flash. Sue me. But give me a clue about what it is first. Jacking off. But don't take my word for it: http://www7.ocn.ne.jp/~helpme/flash/chinko_eng.swf -- niklas nordebo -><- nino@nino.nu the revolution will not be webcast From dmarti at zgp.org Tue May 27 10:32:29 2003 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] PR Secrets of the Hair Experts Message-ID: <20030527173229.GM17077@zgp.org> How do you get ink with recycled Unix vendor bullshit? Grow your hair out! Proprietary Unix on Intel: dumb late 80s/early 90s idea, tried but failed. Proprietary Unix on Intel + long hair: Visionary! http://www.economist.com/people/displayStory.cfm?story_id=1795930 I'm going to grow my hair long and make 5.25 in. floppy drives! -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti dmarti@zgp.org KG6INA From nick at zork.net Tue May 27 11:32:40 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20030527183239.GD26647@zork.net> Welcome krauts! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- Gabriel Krabbe has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Tue May 27 15:33:30 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] PR Secrets of the Hair Experts In-Reply-To: Message from Don Marti of "Tue, 27 May 2003 10:32:29 PDT." <20030527173229.GM17077@zgp.org> References: <20030527173229.GM17077@zgp.org> Message-ID: <200305272233.h4RMXVN18142@mail0.rawbw.com> Don Marti wrote: > How do you get ink with recycled Unix vendor bullshit? Grow your > hair out! > > Proprietary Unix on Intel: dumb late 80s/early 90s idea, tried > but failed. > > Proprietary Unix on Intel + long hair: Visionary! > > http://www.economist.com/people/displayStory.cfm?story_id=1795930 > > I'm going to grow my hair long and make 5.25 in. floppy drives! Give them a break. Conservative dudes still have a hard time with the idea that a guy can have long hair and not make a living destroying guitar amps on stage. From rick at linuxmafia.com Thu May 29 09:24:34 2003 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] (forw) [alt.folklore.urban] Re: Shakespeare and monkeys Message-ID: <20030529162434.GI13235@linuxmafia.com> ----- Forwarded message from No One Knows ----- Date: Mon, 26 May 2003 11:47:03 +0000 (UTC) From: No One Knows To: rick@linuxmafia.com Subject: [alt.folklore.urban] Re: Shakespeare and monkeys Organization: University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill Subject: Re: Shakespeare and monkeys From: R H Draney Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban In article , Hugh says... > >In article , > David Wnsemius wrote: > >> > Monkeys to the left of me, monkeys to the right of me... >> > >> Monkeys on my left, monkeys on my right; >> Stand up, sit down, not finite. >> GooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO, Cantor. > >But really, folks, shouldn't it be an infinite number of gibbons? > >Or at a much lower level of improbability, why not have an infinite >number of alleycats yowl out Beethoven's Ninth Symphony? I think you guys are aiming a little high for a first time out.... Here we come Bangin' on our keys Producin' works of great import And pickin' off our fleas Hey, hey, we are monkeys! And Shakespeare is lookin' around But we'll just keep on typin' And soon we'll be gainin' ground. We write whatever we want to And break off when we're through A good time to take five Is when we're through with 2's Hey, hey, we are monkeys! And writing's what we like to do So you'd better get ready We write just as well as you. We're turnin' out lots of pages That someone has to then okay Too busy for evolution 'Cause we've got volumes to say (Instrumental break) Infinite time, And infinite speed Should be just about right To make us worth a read. Hey, hey, we are monkeys! It's easy when you know what to do We'll knock off a couple more plays now, And then we'll come to ay-eff-yooo! R H "in memoriam Tommy Boyce, 29 September 1939 - 23 November 1994" Draney -- Moderators accept or reject articles based solely on the criteria posted in the Frequently Asked Questions. Article content is the responsibility of the submitter. Submit articles to ahbou-sub@duke.edu. To write to the moderators, send mail to ahbou-mod@duke.edu. ----- End forwarded message ----- From nick at zork.net Thu May 29 10:35:05 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20030529173505.GF20501@zork.net> lists, eh. LEARN PROCMAIL GODDAMMIT. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- Phil has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end