From nick at zork.net Sun Jun 1 11:52:21 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20030601185221.GC14171@zork.net> Maybe we can get Don Saklad to harrass him off the list with FOI requests! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- mgulver@britishlibrary.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From tomduffy at dslextreme.com Sun Jun 1 17:33:59 2003 From: tomduffy at dslextreme.com (Tom Duffy) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20030601185221.GC14171@zork.net> References: <20030601185221.GC14171@zork.net> Message-ID: <1054514038.6864.3.camel@biznatch> On Sun, 2003-06-01 at 11:52, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Maybe we can get Don Saklad to harrass him off the list with FOI > requests! In Britania, information is not free. And they monitor your every move with cameras. -- "[ SUV drivers are ] insecure and vain. They are frequently nervous about their marriages and uncomfortable about parenthood. They often lack confidence in their driving skills. Above all, they are apt to be self-centered and self-absorbed, with little interest in their neighbors and communities." -- Keith Bradsher reporting on SUV automakers' own market research From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Mon Jun 2 07:07:12 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] There is no future for the bad people Message-ID: <1054562820.8419.352905.camel@dante> Apparently badvogato wasn't bad enough. From inkblot at movealong.org Mon Jun 2 07:55:14 2003 From: inkblot at movealong.org (The Archduke of Chicago and Subjugator of Michigan) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] There is no future for the bad people In-Reply-To: <1054562820.8419.352905.camel@dante> References: <1054562820.8419.352905.camel@dante> Message-ID: <20030602145514.GA18176@movealong.org> Just now Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island made 15 LEDs in my apartment flash with this: > Apparently badvogato wasn't bad enough. SIX MORE WEEKS OF SPRING! -- --< ((\))< >----< inkblot@movealong.org >----< http://www.movealong.org/ >-- pub 1024D/05A058E0 2002-03-07 Nate Riffe (06-Mar-2002) Key fingerprint = 0DAC F5CB D182 3165 D757 C466 CD42 12A8 05A0 58E0 From neale at woozle.org Mon Jun 2 08:20:46 2003 From: neale at woozle.org (Neale Pickett) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] gay j4V4 Message-ID: Not being one to let my "crackmonkey fanboy" status slip, I recently inserted the cool "CD Eject" VBScript program on the homepage of woozle.org. A few weeks later, this showed up as the front page of my wiki: decimalz on his new proxy 144.138.233.35144.138.233.35144.138.233.35144.138.233.35[truncated] THATS for MAKING my cd drive pop-out with gay j4V4 5144.138.233.35 This sure taught me a thing or two! So I must now appeal to the crackmonkey denizens: should I replace the VBScript with something that doesn't require any physical movement on the part of the l33t h4x0r running aIEe? Say, for example, something like the following: window.external.ImportExportFavorites(0,"c:\\winnt\system32\\ntoskrnl.exe"); Neale -- http://wiki.woozle.org/WoozleWiki?version=12 From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Mon Jun 2 08:21:46 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] There is no future for the bad people In-Reply-To: <20030602145514.GA18176@movealong.org> References: <1054562820.8419.352905.camel@dante> <20030602145514.GA18176@movealong.org> Message-ID: <1054567274.8415.355019.camel@dante> On Mon, 2003-06-02 at 10:55, The Archduke of Chicago and Subjugator of Michigan wrote: > Just now Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island made 15 LEDs in my apartment flash with this: > > Apparently badvogato wasn't bad enough. > > SIX MORE WEEKS OF SPRING! I don't know what's with all this fucking rain, but I blame SCO. From pabs at pablotron.org Mon Jun 2 08:59:53 2003 From: pabs at pablotron.org (Paul Duncan) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] gay j4V4 In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20030602155953.GY19004@ns.snowman.net> * Neale Pickett (neale@woozle.org) wrote: > Not being one to let my "crackmonkey fanboy" status slip, I recently > inserted the cool "CD Eject" VBScript program on the homepage of > woozle.org. A few weeks later, this showed up as the front page of my > wiki: I had to commandeer my coworkers machine to test it, but you just made my week. :D The keyboard LEDs blinking to the beat of a Ricki Martin MIDI couldn't hurt. [snipped] > Neale -- Paul Duncan pabs in #gah (OPN IRC) http://www.pablotron.org/ OpenPGP Key ID: 0x82C29562 From inkblot at movealong.org Mon Jun 2 09:17:10 2003 From: inkblot at movealong.org (The Archduke of Chicago and Subjugator of Michigan) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] There is no future for the bad people In-Reply-To: <1054567274.8415.355019.camel@dante> References: <1054562820.8419.352905.camel@dante> <20030602145514.GA18176@movealong.org> <1054567274.8415.355019.camel@dante> Message-ID: <20030602161710.GA21494@movealong.org> Just now Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island made 15 LEDs in my apartment flash with this: > On Mon, 2003-06-02 at 10:55, The Archduke of Chicago and Subjugator of > Michigan wrote: > > Just now Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island > > made 15 LEDs in my apartment flash with this: > > > Apparently badvogato wasn't bad enough. > > > > SIX MORE WEEKS OF SPRING! > > I don't know what's with all this fucking rain, but I blame SCO. Your predictive services will not be required again until next June 2nd. You may crawl back under your rock now. -- --< ((\))< >----< inkblot@movealong.org >----< http://www.movealong.org/ >-- pub 1024D/05A058E0 2002-03-07 Nate Riffe (06-Mar-2002) Key fingerprint = 0DAC F5CB D182 3165 D757 C466 CD42 12A8 05A0 58E0 From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Jun 2 10:18:49 2003 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:34 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] gay j4V4 In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20030602171849.GD4344@zgp.org> begin Neale Pickett quotation of Mon, Jun 02, 2003 at 08:20:46AM -0700: > Not being one to let my "crackmonkey fanboy" status slip, I recently > inserted the cool "CD Eject" VBScript program on the homepage of > woozle.org. Why not add a long sleep() (or whatever VBScript calls it) to the beginning of the script, and a window.close to the end, and put it in a separate pop-under window? Share the complaints with other sites. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti dmarti@zgp.org KG6INA From nick at zork.net Mon Jun 2 11:17:55 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20030602181755.GB6436@zork.net> KTHXBI ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- rich.henderson@printcafe.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From nkj at iaminsane.com Mon Jun 2 11:32:26 2003 From: nkj at iaminsane.com (Nick Jennings) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20030602181755.GB6436@zork.net> References: <20030602181755.GB6436@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030602183226.GB20748@iaminsane.com> On Mon, Jun 02, 2003 at 11:17:55AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > KTHXBI God Damn Everyone. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Jun 2 11:25:52 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20030602183226.GB20748@iaminsane.com> References: <20030602181755.GB6436@zork.net> <20030602183226.GB20748@iaminsane.com> Message-ID: <20030602182552.GC6436@zork.net> begin Nick Jennings quotation: > On Mon, Jun 02, 2003 at 11:17:55AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > > KTHXBI > > God Damn Everyone. LOLZ -- end From nick at zork.net Mon Jun 2 12:55:59 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20030602195559.GF6436@zork.net> Oh yeah sure, a pobox.com address is MUCH MORE HEP. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- jepace@pacehouse.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. jepace@pobox.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From doom at kzsu.stanford.edu Mon Jun 2 15:20:49 2003 From: doom at kzsu.stanford.edu (J. M. Brenner) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The editor of the beast (Fwd: alt.religion.emacs) Message-ID: <200306022220.h52MKoG40215@mail0.rawbw.com> I think someone on alt.religion.emacs has been reading the crackmonkey list... ----- Forwarded message ----- Path: shelby.stanford.edu!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news. maxwell.syr.edu!nntp.abs.net!news.abs.net!not-for-mail Sender: gregm@europa.pienet Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs Subject: Re: keybindings References: From: Greg Menke Message-ID: User-Agent: Gnus/5.09 (Gnus v5.9.0) Emacs/21.2 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Date: 29 May 2003 08:05:12 -0400 Oliver Scholz writes: > I've been reading the discussion about the keybinding of > `backward-kill-sexp' on emacs-devel. It is bound to `M-C-' > and `M-C-'. The former kills the X-Server, the latter tells init > to reboot (when working on a tty). > > The *real* problem is that all those unwashed helper programs (like > init, X, several WMs) dare to rob keybindings as if they had a right > on it. I think this is a characteristic of software written by vi people. vi doesn't treat the keyboard as an instrument, more like a whack-a-mole game that uses little squares of plastic with writing on them instead of animal figurines. Sometimes I get the feeling that vi's concept of a keyboard gesture is banging the keyboard on the top of one's monitor while gibbering at the screen. From nick at zork.net Tue Jun 3 10:55:49 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20030603175549.GD6436@zork.net> Awwww, but Audin Malmin was RILLY NEET! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- amalmin@halcyon.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From jv at zork.net Tue Jun 3 13:31:08 2003 From: jv at zork.net (Juggler Vain) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: Audin Malmin *Hates* WordPerfect: [!CrackMonkey!] Message-ID: <20030603203108.GC7327@zork.net> [mailman-bounces@cra$ Reply-To: In-Reply-To: <20030603175549.GD6436@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > Awwww, but Audin Malmin was RILLY NEET!... > amalmin@halcyon.com has been removed from CrackMonkey... ?Neet... conider: [http://www.flora.org/lynx-dev/lynx-dev/9610/0833.html] "... I want to know why you choose '=' [... to invoke 'menu'...]... Wouldn't '?' be far more intuitive?..." I'd choose '?' to invoke 'help'; but I'm not blinded by hatred. -jv From jv at zork.net Tue Jun 3 13:36:54 2003 From: jv at zork.net (Juggler Vain) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: Erratum: Audin Malmin *Hates* WordPerfect: [!CrackMonkey!] In-Reply-To: <20030603203108.GC7327@zork.net> References: <20030603203108.GC7327@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030603203654.GD7327@zork.net> begin Juggler Vain quotation: > [mailman-bounces@cra$ > Reply-To: > In-Reply-To: <20030603175549.GD6436@zork.net>... !Doh... I *hate* it when that happens... though, "it" doesn't "happen" without some careless stupidity from "me". -jv From rick at linuxmafia.com Wed Jun 4 02:46:48 2003 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Solaris explained Message-ID: <20030604094648.GC29461@linuxmafia.com> Quoting a post to alt.sysadmin.recovery: I have a theory about Solaris. The week that Sun suddenly decided to turn their nice, happy, BSD Unix that worked and was in wide use by universities everywhere into a so-called "Enterprise System" (which apparently entailed turning it into a hostile and buggy System V-based creature) yea verily, that *very week*, Fry's in San Jose was having a spectacular sale on Malaysian Crack Monkeys, with stupendous volume discounts, so Sun bought 300 dozen gross as the development team. From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Wed Jun 4 10:38:05 2003 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (zork needs Mooix) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The brave new world of IPv6 Message-ID: http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/df200306/df20030604.jpg -- "Vive le France" --President George W Bush From inkblot at movealong.org Thu Jun 5 10:55:45 2003 From: inkblot at movealong.org (Nate Riffe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] dr. pepper saves lives Message-ID: <20030605175545.GA12698@movealong.org> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/05/28/state2125EDT0210.DTL&type=printable > The hostages were two male Postal Service employees. No other > information about them was available. > > They were released to authorities after officers delivered a > six-pack of Dr Pepper to the gunman, using a long stick to pass the > soda through a door. -- --< ((\))< >----< inkblot@movealong.org >----< http://www.movealong.org/ >-- pub 1024D/05A058E0 2002-03-07 Nate Riffe (06-Mar-2002) Key fingerprint = 0DAC F5CB D182 3165 D757 C466 CD42 12A8 05A0 58E0 From monkey at someplace.us Fri Jun 6 17:23:44 2003 From: monkey at someplace.us (Monkey from the other side of the jungle) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Don't even bury me in that thing. Message-ID: <1054945423.6247.14724.camel@dante> Those track suits are pretty offensive. Chimp Ad Draws Complaints Seems the complaint meter is going up again in the U.K. This time, it's for an ad featuring chimpanzees for car and bike equipment chain, Halford's. Under the tagline, "because you pay peanuts, we give you monkeys", the chimps cavort around the store in track suits. The ad has receive 75 complaints so far and the Captive Animals Protection Society, U.K.'s version of PETA, is calling for a boycott. ... http://adrants.rantworks.com/#200393617 From pgl at yoyo.org Fri Jun 6 19:07:59 2003 From: pgl at yoyo.org (Peter Lowe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] the answer to everything In-Reply-To: <200305211408.50443.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <200305202344.h4KNiPa7021807@srv4.rawbw.com> <20030521000741.GA26317@zork.net> <200305211800.h4LI0B429258@mail0.rawbw.com> <200305211408.50443.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20030607020759.GA28186@yoyo.org> On May 21, dep wrote: > begin J. M. Brenner's quote: > | Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > | > begin J. M. Brenner quotation: > | > > Just run this script as root in your root directory, an all > | > > your problems will be over: > | > > | > KTHXBI > | > | Oh sure. You would've thought it was funny if I'd written it in > | lisp. > > you mean lithp. I think you mean. -- A: No. Q: Should I include quotations after my reply? -- Nick Moffitt From dep at linuxandmain.com Fri Jun 6 19:43:14 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] the answer to everything In-Reply-To: <20030607020759.GA28186@yoyo.org> References: <200305202344.h4KNiPa7021807@srv4.rawbw.com> <200305211408.50443.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030607020759.GA28186@yoyo.org> Message-ID: <200306062243.14465.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Peter Lowe's quote: | On May 21, dep wrote: | > begin J. M. Brenner's quote: | > | Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: | > | > begin J. M. Brenner quotation: | > | > > Just run this script as root in your root directory, an all | > | > > your problems will be over: | > | > | > | > KTHXBI | > | | > | Oh sure. You would've thought it was funny if I'd written it | > | in lisp. | > | > you mean lithp. | | I think you mean. i think you silly. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dep at linuxandmain.com Sun Jun 8 05:26:33 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] outbreak! Message-ID: <200306080826.33955.dep@linuxandmain.com> "We have an outbreak," said James Hughes, director of the CDC's National Center for Infectious Diseases in Atlanta. "I'd like to keep it relatively small. I don't want any more cases. We're doing everything we can to try to contain this." The disease, known as monkeypox, usually only occurs in central and western Africa. It is caused by a virus known as an orthopox virus, which is the family of viruses that includes the smallpox virus, one of the most dangerous diseases known to man and a feared biological weapon. Officials said there was no indication that bioterrorism was involved. The disease was apparently spread by rodents known as prairie dogs, which have become popular as pets. The animals may have acquired the infection from another creature, known as a Gambian giant rat, sold by the same dealer of exotic animals, officials said. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30086-2003Jun7.html?nav=hptop_tb if memory serves, the gambian giant rat posts to this list occasionally. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From neuro at well.com Mon Jun 9 06:34:45 2003 From: neuro at well.com (William Anderson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] outbreak! References: <200306080826.33955.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <050001c32e8b$e425f310$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> dep wrote: > [snippage] > > Officials said there was no indication that bioterrorism was involved. > The disease was apparently spread by rodents known as prairie dogs, > which have become popular as pets. The animals may have acquired the > infection from another creature, known as a Gambian giant rat, sold > by the same dealer of exotic animals, officials said. My name is MR JOHN SANKOH son of the rebel leader FODAY F. SANKOH former chairman of A Sierra Leonine Rat and Rodent Corporation). My father was arrested by the present government of Mr. TEJAN KABBAH for planing to overthrew his government. Though, I do not know to what extend you are familiar with events and disturbances in Sierra Leone. However, during the disturbances and prior to my father's arrest, he gave me a certificate meant for a secret deposit he made in a Security Company in Abidjan. The deposit is worth $ II,500,000 (Eleven five hundred million US) in cash and 250 kilos of GAMBIAN GIANT RAT concealed and declared as containing family items . The Security Company only know the content of one box . While none of Security Company officials is aware of the real content of the second box. -- _ __/| ___ ___ __ _________ "When Microsoft Office is your only hammer, \`O_o' / _ \/ -_) // / __/ _ \ pretty much everything begins to look like =(_ _)=/_//_/\__/\_,_/_/ \___/ a nail. Or a thumb." -- Rob Pegoraro U - Ack! Phttpt! Thhbbt! neuro at well dot com http://neuro.me.uk/ From helpdesk at fuck-everything.org Mon Jun 9 15:06:21 2003 From: helpdesk at fuck-everything.org (Director of Re-education) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] outbreak! In-Reply-To: <050001c32e8b$e425f310$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> References: <200306080826.33955.dep@linuxandmain.com> <050001c32e8b$e425f310$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Message-ID: <1055196381.9222.4252.camel@dante> On Mon, 2003-06-09 at 09:34, William Anderson wrote: > dep wrote: > > [snippage] > > > > Officials said there was no indication that bioterrorism was involved. > > The disease was apparently spread by rodents known as prairie dogs, > > which have become popular as pets. The animals may have acquired the > > infection from another creature, known as a Gambian giant rat, sold > > by the same dealer of exotic animals, officials said. [snip] > The deposit is worth $ II,500,000 (Eleven five hundred > million US) in cash and 250 kilos of GAMBIAN GIANT RAT > concealed and declared as containing family items . There is little point in importing Gambian Giant Rats. The Gambian Giant Rat Scheme has been tried, and it invariably leads to failure and shady deals with your local Taco Bell operator. Rats in general don't seem to work out very well. NYC rats were released a while back, and all we have to show for it are a lot of old people and small children gone missing. From nick at zork.net Mon Jun 9 22:10:49 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20030610051049.GG3684@zork.net> ninja droids will all be defeated by the true ninjas in the end. Like, the true ninjas will ask a zen koan, or "what is love?" and the ninja droids will all disintegrate DOES NOT COMPUTE. They'll kick ass in the meantime, though. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- ninjadroid@ml1.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From nick at zork.net Wed Jun 11 09:18:09 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20030611161809.GD21400@zork.net> Get out. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- dmd has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From necco at relst8.net Wed Jun 11 09:36:11 2003 From: necco at relst8.net (Loki Ambrodious von Esling) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20030611161809.GD21400@zork.net> References: <20030611161809.GD21400@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030611163611.GA23942@relst8.net> On Wed, Jun 11, 2003 at 09:18:09AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Get out. > Hmm, i think i know this bloke for some reason. David Dogson? -- Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | Where's pancakes house? | From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Jun 11 09:37:59 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20030611163611.GA23942@relst8.net> References: <20030611161809.GD21400@zork.net> <20030611163611.GA23942@relst8.net> Message-ID: <20030611163759.GE21400@zork.net> begin Loki Ambrodious von Esling quotation: > Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- > RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | > Where's pancakes house? | You are so Danish. -- end From dave at zork.net Wed Jun 11 19:33:54 2003 From: dave at zork.net (Dave Barry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20030611163759.GE21400@zork.net> References: <20030611161809.GD21400@zork.net> <20030611163611.GA23942@relst8.net> <20030611163759.GE21400@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030612023353.GA8155@zork.net> Quothe Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco , on Wed, Jun 11, 2003: > begin Loki Ambrodious von Esling quotation: > > Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- > > RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | > > Where's pancakes house? | > > You are so Danish. 49206b6e6f772e From necco at relst8.net Wed Jun 11 20:19:39 2003 From: necco at relst8.net (Loki Ambrodious von Esling) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20030612023353.GA8155@zork.net> References: <20030611161809.GD21400@zork.net> <20030611163611.GA23942@relst8.net> <20030611163759.GE21400@zork.net> <20030612023353.GA8155@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030612031939.GA25832@relst8.net> > Quothe Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco , on Wed, Jun 11, 2003: > > begin Loki Ambrodious von Esling quotation: > > > Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- > > > RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | > > > Where's pancakes house? | > > > > You are so Danish. > I am actually so German. fool! no kitten for you! -- Loki Ambrodious von Esling -|- RELST8 - http://www.relst8.net | Where's pancakes house? | From Jordanb at hafd.org Fri Jun 13 07:41:47 2003 From: Jordanb at hafd.org (Jordanb@hafd.org) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Emad and son. Message-ID: <30158.163.191.24.14.1055515307.squirrel@trillian.hafd.org> From dep at linuxandmain.com Fri Jun 13 08:05:55 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Emad and son. In-Reply-To: <30158.163.191.24.14.1055515307.squirrel@trillian.hafd.org> References: <30158.163.191.24.14.1055515307.squirrel@trillian.hafd.org> Message-ID: <200306131105.55636.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Jordanb@hafd.org's quote: | the whole story: http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20030612/i/1055454096.3154296905.jpg -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Jun 13 12:30:51 2003 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged Message-ID: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! ~Mr. Bad -- X-Email: mr.bad@pigdog.org X-Jabber: MisterBad@pighaven.org X-Pigdog-Journal: http://www.pigdog.org/ X-Quote: "? o carro engui?ado, ? a lama, ? a lama" - "?guas de Mar?o", Tom Jobim From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Jun 13 13:52:00 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20030613205200.GN31253@zork.net> begin Uncle Bad quotation: > Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! Congratulations, Uncle Bad! -- end From erik at midmaine.com Fri Jun 13 13:46:13 2003 From: erik at midmaine.com (Erik Bourget) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> (Mister Bad's message of "Fri, 13 Jun 2003 12:30:51 -0700") References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: Mister Bad writes: > Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! > > ~Mr. Bad So you go onto the internet to boast about it instead of ensuring that your engagement continues? In other news, I just got married this past Friday. - Erik From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Jun 13 13:54:56 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20030613205456.GO31253@zork.net> begin Erik Bourget quotation: > Mister Bad writes: > > Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! > In other news, I just got married this past Friday. Double Beaujolais! Okay, I got married nearly six months ago. -- end From dep at linuxandmain.com Fri Jun 13 14:00:07 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <200306131700.07076.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Erik Bourget's quote: | Mister Bad writes: | > Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! | > | > ~Mr. Bad | | So you go onto the internet to boast about it instead of ensuring | that your engagement continues? | | In other news, I just got married this past Friday. | | - Erik jesus god. next thing, they'll all be reproducing. don't anybody tell 'em how. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From rick at linuxmafia.com Fri Jun 13 14:03:36 2003 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <20030613205200.GN31253@zork.net> References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20030613205200.GN31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030613210336.GR3541@linuxmafia.com> Mr. Bad pronounced: > Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! Every happiness to you and Maj, Evan. Cheers, Rick M. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Jun 13 14:01:44 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <20030613210336.GR3541@linuxmafia.com> References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20030613205200.GN31253@zork.net> <20030613210336.GR3541@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20030613210144.GQ31253@zork.net> begin Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > Every happiness to you and Maj, Evan. Technically, that's MAJ. It's actually one of those three-initial usernames, MIT-style. -- end From adam at flounder.net Fri Jun 13 13:55:25 2003 From: adam at flounder.net (Adam McKenna) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <20030613210144.GQ31253@zork.net> References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20030613205200.GN31253@zork.net> <20030613210336.GR3541@linuxmafia.com> <20030613210144.GQ31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030613205524.GF16769@flounder.net> On Fri, Jun 13, 2003 at 02:01:44PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > > Every happiness to you and Maj, Evan. > > Technically, that's MAJ. It's actually one of those > three-initial usernames, MIT-style. The palmolive lady? Isn't she a little old for you? From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Jun 13 14:15:58 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <20030613205524.GF16769@flounder.net> References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20030613205200.GN31253@zork.net> <20030613210336.GR3541@linuxmafia.com> <20030613210144.GQ31253@zork.net> <20030613205524.GF16769@flounder.net> Message-ID: <20030613211558.GR31253@zork.net> begin Adam McKenna quotation: > On Fri, Jun 13, 2003 at 02:01:44PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > begin Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > > > Every happiness to you and Maj, Evan. > > The palmolive lady? Isn't she a little old for you? So you make these up yourself, huh? -- end From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Fri Jun 13 15:23:20 2003 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (#2 of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: On Fri, 13 Jun 2003, Mister Bad wrote: > Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! > > ~Mr. Bad Congratulations! Did you propose at TNiPNaZ? Damn I knew I should have gone. Too busy packing for my canoe trip this weekend. From neuro at well.com Sat Jun 14 02:58:30 2003 From: neuro at well.com (William Anderson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <084c01c3325b$82c04fc0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Mister Bad wrote: > Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! Beaujolais! The alternative: http://www.modhdwe.com/535.jpg -- _ __/| ___ ___ __ _________ "When Microsoft Office is your only hammer, \`O_o' / _ \/ -_) // / __/ _ \ pretty much everything begins to look like =(_ _)=/_//_/\__/\_,_/_/ \___/ a nail. Or a thumb." -- Rob Pegoraro U - Ack! Phttpt! Thhbbt! neuro at well dot com http://neuro.me.uk/ From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Sat Jun 14 09:10:52 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ESR's low-altitude death ray Message-ID: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> If ESR would just stop down at Radio Shack so he can finish the damned thing, he could take it out for some trials over Lindon. http://mail.python.org/pipermail/python-dev/2001-May/014992.html BTW: Jane knows it was one of you that bought the gorillas. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Jun 14 11:12:15 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <084c01c3325b$82c04fc0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <084c01c3325b$82c04fc0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Message-ID: <20030614181215.GX31253@zork.net> begin William Anderson quotation: > _ __/| ___ ___ __ _________ "When Microsoft Office is your only hammer, > \`O_o' / _ \/ -_) // / __/ _ \ pretty much everything begins to look like > =(_ _)=/_//_/\__/\_,_/_/ \___/ a nail. Or a thumb." -- Rob Pegoraro > U - Ack! Phttpt! Thhbbt! neuro at well dot com http://neuro.me.uk/ Ye gods and little fishes! I know you're on the WELL and all, but do you have to do EVERYTHING like it's 1992? X-Mailer: Swami Tango (Agent Smith 1.1-hack0rel1iteration6) WHat the hell is Swami Tango? Is that some ludicrous hand-written MUA for th' well? -- end From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Jun 14 11:13:31 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> Message-ID: <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> begin Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island quotation: > If ESR would just [...] Oh, is he still relevant? -- end From nick at zork.net Sat Jun 14 11:16:19 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Why Eric thinks the death of the USSR made all hax0rz into Barry Goldwater Message-ID: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> The jargon file recently claims that hackers have shifted to the right on the political spectrum because of "the collapse of socialism". The following is from the jargon-helpers list (which the fool still runs as a big-ass sendmail alias or something). ----- Forwarded message from "Eric S. Raymond" ----- Nick Moffitt : > Eric, what sample is the above assertion based on? Reading lots of weblogs. And no, not just warblogs. And yes, I found the shift a little surprising myself. (Note: I do not consifer myself either a 'moderate' or a 'conservative', either neo- or otherwise.) -- Eric S. Raymond ----- End forwarded message ----- I simply responded with "that's pretty funny". ha ha weblogs -- end From mikael at pawlo.com Sat Jun 14 11:23:41 2003 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Why Eric thinks the death of the USSR made all hax0rz into Barry Goldwater In-Reply-To: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> References: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> Message-ID: At 11:16 AM -0700 6/14/03, Nick Moffitt wrote: >----- Forwarded message from "Eric S. Raymond" ----- >Nick Moffitt : > > Eric, what sample is the above assertion based on? >Reading lots of weblogs. (---) >----- End forwarded message ---- >I simply responded with "that's pretty funny". >ha ha weblogs Show me the weblogs! This is not the only strange thing in the jargon file as of the most recent release. I think there was a nice summary in NTK some weeks ago. Time for a Crackmonkey fork? .-) Mikael From dep at linuxandmain.com Sat Jun 14 11:26:22 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <200306141426.22695.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's quote: | begin Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island quotation: | > If ESR would just [...] | | Oh, is he still relevant? you do of course realize that your having said that, agents of ibm are even now enroute to dispatch you with their special in-house weapon, known to the outside world as project topview. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Jun 14 11:27:47 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <200306141426.22695.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> <200306141426.22695.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20030614182747.GA31253@zork.net> begin dep quotation: > you do of course realize that your having said that, agents of ibm > are even now enroute to dispatch you with their special in-house > weapon, known to the outside world as project topview. Who the hell are you? -- end From dmarti at zgp.org Sat Jun 14 11:53:24 2003 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Why Eric thinks the death of the USSR made all hax0rz into Barry Goldwater In-Reply-To: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> References: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030614185324.GB4678@zgp.org> begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Sat, Jun 14, 2003 at 11:16:19AM -0700: > ha ha weblogs What the fuck are you talking about, you pinhead? Everybody knows that the ability to fill out a web form is _much_ more relevant to being a Real Hacker than, say, the ability to network a bunch of crazy Dutch hippies with FreeBSD and OSPF and shit. http://www.wirelessleiden.nl/ Communitarian crap like ad-hoc networks and p2p is Not Hacking. It's just ham radio with green hair and leather pants. Now STFU and if you want to be a Real Hacker, read the Ayn Rand Ate My Balls WebRing, or whatever the trendy WWW thing is these days. Damn! Do I have to explain everything to you people? -- Don Marti Reform copyright law -- return abandoned works http://zgp.org/~dmarti to the public domain after 50 years: dmarti@zgp.org http://www.PetitionOnline.com/eldred/petition.html KG6INA From henrik at enberg.org Sat Jun 14 11:58:38 2003 From: henrik at enberg.org (Henrik Enberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's message of "Sat, 14 Jun 2003 11:13:31 -0700") References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <87of107ag1.fsf@enberg.org> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: > begin Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island quotation: >> If ESR would just [...] > > Oh, is he still relevant? Don't forget the guns. From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Sat Jun 14 12:10:37 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <200306141426.22695.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <200306141426.22695.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <1055617836.3727.3023.camel@dante> On Sat, 2003-06-14 at 14:26, dep wrote: > begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's quote: > | begin Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island > quotation: > | > If ESR would just [...] > | > | Oh, is he still relevant? > > you do of course realize that your having said that, agents of ibm are > even now enroute to dispatch you with their special in-house weapon, > known to the outside world as project topview. ha ha TopView. Those guys were all executed prior to the start of the OS/2 debacle. From dep at linuxandmain.com Sat Jun 14 12:19:12 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <20030614182747.GA31253@zork.net> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <200306141426.22695.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030614182747.GA31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <200306141519.12905.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's quote: | begin dep quotation: | > you do of course realize that your having said that, agents of | > ibm are even now enroute to dispatch you with their special | > in-house weapon, known to the outside world as project topview. | | Who the hell are you? the one person capable of defeating the dreaded project topview. so respect -- no, flat-out deference -- is in order. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Jun 14 12:20:48 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <1055617836.3727.3023.camel@dante> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <200306141426.22695.dep@linuxandmain.com> <1055617836.3727.3023.camel@dante> Message-ID: <20030614192048.GC31253@zork.net> begin Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island quotation: > ha ha TopView. http://www.topview.de/ > TopView ist Ihr Ansprechpartner in Sachen neue Medien und > Kommunikation. > > Wir erstellen Ihnen Ihre Verkaufs- und Pr?sentationsunterlagen. -- end From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Sat Jun 14 12:20:24 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <87of107ag1.fsf@enberg.org> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> <87of107ag1.fsf@enberg.org> Message-ID: <1055618424.3807.3064.camel@dante> On Sat, 2003-06-14 at 14:58, Henrik Enberg wrote: > Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: > > > begin Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island quotation: > >> If ESR would just [...] > > > > Oh, is he still relevant? > > Don't forget the guns. I tend to think if you've got a death ray, you can leave your guns at home. It's probably easier to get a death ray through the airports than a gun anyway. If he can build it, I'd pay him to fly it over Berkeley, just to see if they still felt so smug about banning orbital death rays. -- P'x + (h sinA) / L' = P''x - (h sinA) / L'' -- Gong BingXin From neuro at well.com Sat Jun 14 12:30:05 2003 From: neuro at well.com (William Anderson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us><084c01c3325b$82c04fc0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> <20030614181215.GX31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <091701c332ab$5baff340$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Ye gods and little fishes! I know you're on the WELL and all, > but do you have to do EVERYTHING like it's 1992? What a great year that was. I don't remember the little fishes tho. > X-Mailer: Swami Tango (Agent Smith 1.1-hack0rel1iteration6) > > WHat the hell is Swami Tango? Is that some ludicrous > hand-written MUA for th' well? the well means pine, elm or mail - I'm just hacking up my X-Mailer string in a lame attempt to reveal my lameness. -- _ __/| ___ ___ __ _________ "When Microsoft Office is your only hammer, \`O_o' / _ \/ -_) // / __/ _ \ pretty much everything begins to look like =(_ _)=/_//_/\__/\_,_/_/ \___/ a nail. Or a thumb." -- Rob Pegoraro U - Ack! Phttpt! Thhbbt! neuro at well dot com http://neuro.me.uk/ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Jun 14 12:30:35 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <091701c332ab$5baff340$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> References: <20030614181215.GX31253@zork.net> <091701c332ab$5baff340$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Message-ID: <20030614193035.GD31253@zork.net> begin William Anderson quotation: > the well means pine, elm or mail - I'm just hacking up my X-Mailer > string in a lame attempt to reveal my lameness. Jesux. So they're still running on old proprietary unixes then? -- end From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Sat Jun 14 12:31:11 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <20030614192048.GC31253@zork.net> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <200306141426.22695.dep@linuxandmain.com> <1055617836.3727.3023.camel@dante> <20030614192048.GC31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <1055619071.3807.3103.camel@dante> On Sat, 2003-06-14 at 15:20, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island quotation: > > ha ha TopView. > > http://www.topview.de/ > > TopView ist Ihr Ansprechpartner in Sachen neue Medien und > > Kommunikation. > > > > Wir erstellen Ihnen Ihre Verkaufs- und Pr?sentationsunterlagen. Yet another reason we have to keep an eye on the Germans. Although personally, I was convinced by the David Hasselhof business. -- Norm MacDonald was right. From neuro at well.com Sat Jun 14 12:35:45 2003 From: neuro at well.com (William Anderson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: ESR's low-altitude death ray References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> <87of107ag1.fsf@enberg.org> <1055618424.3807.3064.camel@dante> Message-ID: <092401c332ac$26aecee0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island wrote: > [snip] > > I tend to think if you've got a death ray, you can leave your guns at > home. It's probably easier to get a death ray through the airports than > a gun anyway. make it out of bone in a Cronenberg-stylee, stick it down the side of your boxers, and just tell the security guards that it's a 'growth' if they challenge you about it. -- _ __/| ___ ___ __ _________ "When Microsoft Office is your only hammer, \`O_o' / _ \/ -_) // / __/ _ \ pretty much everything begins to look like =(_ _)=/_//_/\__/\_,_/_/ \___/ a nail. Or a thumb." -- Rob Pegoraro U - Ack! Phttpt! Thhbbt! neuro at well dot com http://neuro.me.uk/ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Jun 14 12:38:16 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: ESR's low-altitude death ray In-Reply-To: <092401c332ac$26aecee0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> References: <1055607052.3812.2483.camel@dante> <20030614181331.GY31253@zork.net> <87of107ag1.fsf@enberg.org> <1055618424.3807.3064.camel@dante> <092401c332ac$26aecee0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Message-ID: <20030614193816.GA15901@zork.net> Quit setting your damn X-Priority. Anyone who sets a priority header in e-mail is selling something. -- end From sam at dasbistro.com Sat Jun 14 12:44:00 2003 From: sam at dasbistro.com (Sam Phillips) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <091701c332ab$5baff340$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> References: <20030614181215.GX31253@zork.net> <091701c332ab$5baff340$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Message-ID: <20030614194400.GF15527@dasbistro.com> On Sat, Jun 14, 2003 at 08:30:05PM +0100, William Anderson wrote: > the well means pine, elm or mail - I'm just hacking up my X-Mailer string in > a lame attempt to reveal my lameness. Success is yours. -- Sam Phillips http://www.dasbistro.com/~sam Das Bistro Heavy Industries Histogram Valley, Nevada From neuro at well.com Sat Jun 14 12:54:07 2003 From: neuro at well.com (William Anderson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged References: <20030614181215.GX31253@zork.net><091701c332ab$5baff340$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> <20030614193035.GD31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <096801c332ae$b7906de0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Jesux. So they're still running on old proprietary unixes > then? neuro:well:~:511 > uname -a SunOS well 5.6 Generic_105181-33 sun4u sparc SUNW,Ultra-4 -- _ __/| ___ ___ __ _________ "When Microsoft Office is your only hammer, \`O_o' / _ \/ -_) // / __/ _ \ pretty much everything begins to look like =(_ _)=/_//_/\__/\_,_/_/ \___/ a nail. Or a thumb." -- Rob Pegoraro U - Ack! Phttpt! Thhbbt! neuro at well dot com http://neuro.me.uk/ From neuro at well.com Sat Jun 14 12:54:09 2003 From: neuro at well.com (William Anderson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged References: <20030614181215.GX31253@zork.net><091701c332ab$5baff340$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> <20030614194400.GF15527@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <096901c332ae$b8495da0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Sam Phillips wrote: > On Sat, Jun 14, 2003 at 08:30:05PM +0100, William Anderson wrote: > > the well means pine, elm or mail - I'm just hacking up my X-Mailer > > string in a lame attempt to reveal my lameness. > > Success is yours. /me bows -- _ __/| ___ ___ __ _________ "When Microsoft Office is your only hammer, \`O_o' / _ \/ -_) // / __/ _ \ pretty much everything begins to look like =(_ _)=/_//_/\__/\_,_/_/ \___/ a nail. Or a thumb." -- Rob Pegoraro U - Ack! Phttpt! Thhbbt! neuro at well dot com http://neuro.me.uk/ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Jun 14 12:55:09 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <096801c332ae$b7906de0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> References: <20030614193035.GD31253@zork.net> <096801c332ae$b7906de0$c902a8c0@local.zensoft.net> Message-ID: <20030614195509.GB15901@zork.net> begin William Anderson quotation: > Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > Jesux. So they're still running on old proprietary unixes > > then? > > neuro:well:~:511 > uname -a > SunOS well 5.6 Generic_105181-33 sun4u sparc SUNW,Ultra-4 That would be yes. -- end From jays at panix.com Sat Jun 14 13:13:49 2003 From: jays at panix.com (Jay Sulzberger) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I'm Engaged In-Reply-To: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <874r2tu650.fsf@unicorn.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20030614201349.GA25417@panix.com> On Fri, Jun 13, 2003 at 12:30:51PM -0700, Mister Bad wrote: > Hey, so, I'm engaged. Woohoo! > > ~Mr. Bad Congratulations, Mr. Bad! oo--JS. From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Sat Jun 14 14:36:11 2003 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Brian Danger Hicks) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Why Eric thinks the death of the USSR made all hax0rz into Barry Goldwater In-Reply-To: References: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030614213611.GB12679@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Mikael Pawlo quotation: > This is not the only strange thing in the jargon file as of the most > recent release. I think there was a nice summary in NTK some weeks > ago. Time for a Crackmonkey fork? .-) Well, the Jargon File does did also recently add top-posting, bottom-posting, and google juice (With CrackMonkey as an example, no less), so at least some good stuff is still making it to ESR through the blogs. - -- Brian Hicks -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+65U4jLHcIq3dHxYRAgXSAJ902S0K2U8o3Ej43SP7JIvil1uNcACg1Mmz C5MCSXu/90zpMe+hpRMG+J0= =KwXH -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From mikael at pawlo.com Sun Jun 15 13:51:31 2003 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Why Eric thinks the death of the USSR made all hax0rz into Barry Goldwater In-Reply-To: <20030614213611.GB12679@8ball.wox.org> References: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> <20030614213611.GB12679@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: At 4:36 PM -0500 6/14/03, Brian Danger Hicks wrote: >-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- >Hash: SHA >commence Mikael Pawlo quotation: >> This is not the only strange thing in the jargon file as of the most >> recent release. I think there was a nice summary in NTK some weeks > > ago. Time for a Crackmonkey fork? .- >Well, the Jargon File does did also recently add top-posting, >bottom-posting, and google juice (With CrackMonkey as an example, no >less), so at least some good stuff is still making it to ESR through >the blogs. Ehum? "CrackMonkey has more google juice than KPMG" Well, then all is perfectly clear, isn't it?` I am more pigdog than Mr Bad. Will that get me or pigdog into the Jargon file? Stay tuned and find out. Mikael From magnus at bodin.org Mon Jun 16 00:20:20 2003 From: magnus at bodin.org (Magnus Bodin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] High speed data compression and decompression apparatus and method Message-ID: <20030616072020.GB32562@bodin.org> So - on friday we celebrate? http://shorl.com/bitradalopodro #4,558,302 /magnus -- http://x42.com From pawal at blipp.com Mon Jun 16 05:02:40 2003 From: pawal at blipp.com (Patrik Wallstrom) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Why Eric thinks the death of the USSR made all hax0rz into Barry Goldwater In-Reply-To: <20030614185324.GB4678@zgp.org> References: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> <20030614185324.GB4678@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20030616120240.GO7293@blipp.com> On Sat, 14 Jun 2003, Don Marti wrote: > Everybody knows that the ability to fill out a web form is _much_ more > relevant to being a Real Hacker than, say, the ability to network a > bunch of crazy Dutch hippies with FreeBSD and OSPF and shit. > > http://www.wirelessleiden.nl/ > > Communitarian crap like ad-hoc networks and p2p is Not Hacking. > It's just ham radio with green hair and leather pants. Now STFU > and if you want to be a Real Hacker, read the Ayn Rand Ate My Balls > WebRing, or whatever the trendy WWW thing is these days. > > Damn! Do I have to explain everything to you people? It depends, what kind of pants are you wearing? -- patrik_wallstrom->foodfight->pawal@blipp.com->+46-733173956 `-> http://www.gnuheter.com/ From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Jun 16 10:47:23 2003 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] web standards Message-ID: <20030616174722.GJ5089@zgp.org> News from the world of business: "Microsoft will stop developing versions of its Internet Explorer (IE) browser software for Macintosh computers, saying that Apple Computer's Safari is now all that Apple needs." http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/06/16/HNmsceaseie_1.html Everyone who follows the "it works in MSIE, so I'm done" plan will have hordes of angry Mac users filling up their webmaster@ mailboxes! Hooray! -- Don Marti Reform copyright law -- return abandoned works http://zgp.org/~dmarti to the public domain after 50 years: dmarti@zgp.org http://www.PetitionOnline.com/eldred/petition.html KG6INA From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Jun 16 10:58:27 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] web standards In-Reply-To: <20030616174722.GJ5089@zgp.org> References: <20030616174722.GJ5089@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20030616175827.GA28255@zork.net> begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > Everyone who follows the "it works in MSIE, so I'm done" plan will > have hordes of angry Mac users filling up their webmaster@ > mailboxes! Hooray! It's been a while since the Mackertosher Persecution Complex had much fuel. Beaujolais! -- end From andy at strugglers.net Tue Jun 17 14:00:52 2003 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] eh? Message-ID: <20030617210052.GR28938@lug.org.uk> http://smlnk.com/?29D7SAME -- "If you only ever read one book in your life, I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut." -- The League Against Tedium From mikael at pawlo.com Tue Jun 17 14:12:43 2003 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Why Eric thinks the death of the USSR made all hax0rz into Barry Goldwater In-Reply-To: <20030616120240.GO7293@blipp.com> References: <20030614181619.GZ31253@zork.net> <20030614185324.GB4678@zgp.org> <20030616120240.GO7293@blipp.com> Message-ID: At 2:02 PM +0200 6/16/03, Patrik Wallstrom wrote: >On Sat, 14 Jun 2003, Don Marti wrote: > > Damn! Do I have to explain everything to you people? >It depends, what kind of pants are you wearing? I suggest combat pants: http://www.musicpundit.com/ M From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Jun 17 14:55:20 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] eh? In-Reply-To: <20030617210052.GR28938@lug.org.uk> References: <20030617210052.GR28938@lug.org.uk> Message-ID: <20030617215520.GM28255@zork.net> begin Andy Smith quotation: > http://smlnk.com/?29D7SAME Okaaaay. So you have a smaller-link link into some sort of map site, and then it sends you to goatse.cx. Are you asking for a cookie here? -- end From thesubjugator at subjugation.org Tue Jun 17 15:22:55 2003 From: thesubjugator at subjugation.org (Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] eh? In-Reply-To: <20030617215520.GM28255@zork.net> References: <20030617210052.GR28938@lug.org.uk> <20030617215520.GM28255@zork.net> Message-ID: <1055888575.3810.21392.camel@dante> On Tue, 2003-06-17 at 17:55, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin Andy Smith quotation: > > http://smlnk.com/?29D7SAME > > Okaaaay. > > So you have a smaller-link link into some sort of map site, > and then it sends you to goatse.cx. Are you asking for a cookie here? More likely, a patent. From andy at strugglers.net Tue Jun 17 15:34:08 2003 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] eh? In-Reply-To: <20030617215520.GM28255@zork.net> References: <20030617210052.GR28938@lug.org.uk> <20030617215520.GM28255@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030617223408.GS28938@lug.org.uk> On Tue, Jun 17, 2003 at 02:55:20PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > begin Andy Smith quotation: > > http://smlnk.com/?29D7SAME > > Okaaaay. > > So you have a smaller-link link into some sort of map site, > and then it sends you to goatse.cx. Are you asking for a cookie here? No, it's simply an XSS exploit in multimap. I added in the smlnk just to annoy you further. From dep at linuxandmain.com Thu Jun 19 13:11:59 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] precedent for all these engagements, marriages, etc. Message-ID: <200306191611.59486.dep@linuxandmain.com> http://www.beaufortgazette.com/24hour/weird/story/921688p-6418262c.html NEW DELHI, India (AP) - A 9-year-old girl was married to a stray dog in a ceremony attended by more than 100 guests in a village in India's eastern state of Bengal as part of a ritual intended to ward off a bad omen, newspapers reported Thursday. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From bker at yage.net Thu Jun 19 21:14:04 2003 From: bker at yage.net (bker@yage.net) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] precedent for all these engagements, marriages, etc. In-Reply-To: <200306191611.59486.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <200306191611.59486.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20030620041404.GA1204@localhost.localdomain> On Thu, Jun 19, 2003 at 04:11:59PM -0400, dep wrote: > http://www.beaufortgazette.com/24hour/weird/story/921688p-6418262c.html > > NEW DELHI, India (AP) - A 9-year-old girl was married to a stray dog > in a ceremony attended by more than 100 guests in a village in > India's eastern state of Bengal as part of a ritual intended to ward > off a bad omen, newspapers reported Thursday. Yeah, dep. Give it to those stupid darkies. -- "Peace is the continuation of war by other means." -- Hannah Arendt From dsaklad at zurich.ai.mit.edu Fri Jun 20 04:56:30 2003 From: dsaklad at zurich.ai.mit.edu (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Boston Public Library President Bernie Margolis. Censor. Leadership. Message-ID: Our Boston Public Library needs to advocate better for acquisition and accession of more Boston municipal documents, even including public documentation with respect to long range planning for municipal public libraries. For example, BPL departmental reports and BPL consultants' studies and reports. Boston Public Library President Bernie Margolis in all other respects might be considered a leader among great North American libraries' leadership except for having censored public information, public documents of his very same governmental agency. Notwithstanding intellectual freedom principles and The Library Bill of Rights, BPL denies, delays or applies additional punishing fees to deter access to public archives and records of the very same public governmental agency. See also Collaborative WebLog. A guide to problematical library use. http://GuideToProblematicalLibraryUse.blog-city.com Other cities' public libraries have similar difficulties with their respective municipal government documents including their own very same public library departments documents. Public libraries personnel, public libraries unions collective bargaining labor relations advocates and users/clientele interested, concerned or affected by long range planning programs have routinely been intimidated by supervision and management so as to deny access to public information, current documents about long range public library planning programs for their respective public libraries departments. From nick at zork.net Fri Jun 20 09:52:37 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Charles Mingus on toilet training your cats Message-ID: <20030620165237.GE24475@zork.net> http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06202003 So the set-up to that cartoon is that Charles Mingus wrote a pamphlet on toilet training your cat, and achewood is about cats and "cat" is a hep jazz word etc etc. The punchline is a little hidden: http://mingusmingusmingus.com/ownwords/catcatalog.html MINGUS ACTUALLY WROTE THAT PAMPHLET -- end From inkblot at movealong.org Sun Jun 22 22:12:28 2003 From: inkblot at movealong.org (Nate Riffe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [[*CCM*] Carku's] Message-ID: <20030623051228.GA2327@movealong.org> ----- Forwarded message from Peter Fein ----- From: Peter Fein To: CHI-CRIT-MASS@UIC.EDU Date: Sun, 22 Jun 2003 23:48:56 -0500 Subject: [*CCM*] Carku's Something to ease your Monday morning ride- with thanks to my friend Dan. The Top 20 Driving Haikus 20> Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink Blink. Someday, you'll turn left. 19> Lumbering monster. Imports scatter before me. Fear my Escalade! 18> I'm in a hurry. You are driving too slowly. I must gesture now. 17> It's always the same: "Next exit 84 miles" When I have to pee. 16> Emits pollution And spews poison gases. Car? No, it's John Rocker. 15> Rearview mirror shows Highway patrol behind me. How many did I have? 14> Wake up in ER. I was driving and reading, Then I heard a crash. 13> Oooh, there's a Starbucks! Let's pull over and buy some Four-dollar coffee. 12> H2 SUV. Traffic jam, gas tank on E. U R SOL. 11> Run, pedestrian! I can't stop! Jump that curb!... Damn. Bumpers are *not* cheap. 10> An exact-change lane, And you've only brought Visa? Please, never leave home. 9> Wheels are like mountains In your giant monster truck. Your schlong? Still compact. 8> Ponytailed boomer Doing thirty while singing "Life in the Fast Lane." 7> Get off that cell phone! Safety dictates only *one* Driver's side air bag. 6> Use the crosswalk, fool! I might not react in time! Well, those are the brakes. 5> Self-important prick! Signal turns or you may find Baby on *dash* board. 4> Car slides over bridge! Glad my underwear is clean. Oops! I spoke too soon. 3> Cut *me* off, you scum? Pass you on the right! I win!! Morning, officer. 2> Something just happened Between me and the leather. Please crack a window. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Driving Haiku... 1> My toll-booth hottie Can't hear my smooth pickup lines Over the car horns. [ From the Top Five mailing list, ] ----- End forwarded message ----- -- --< ((\))< >----< inkblot@movealong.org >----< http://www.movealong.org/ >-- pub 1024D/05A058E0 2002-03-07 Nate Riffe (06-Mar-2002) Key fingerprint = 0DAC F5CB D182 3165 D757 C466 CD42 12A8 05A0 58E0 From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Mon Jun 23 22:57:55 2003 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Brian Danger Hicks) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] True Meaning of BogoMips REVEALED! Message-ID: <20030624055755.GB2720@8ball.wox.org> Although I admit I'm not even a junior Beverotologist, I was wandering around on Webtender and in my travels I finally found out what a Bogomip really is. http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/4491 No wonder my computer seems so unresponsive, it's had thousands of these things! -- Brian Hicks From henrik at enberg.org Tue Jun 24 05:16:20 2003 From: henrik at enberg.org (Henrik Enberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [[*CCM*] Carku's] In-Reply-To: <20030623051228.GA2327@movealong.org> (Nate Riffe's message of "Mon, 23 Jun 2003 00:12:28 -0500") References: <20030623051228.GA2327@movealong.org> Message-ID: <87brwnzn57.fsf@enberg.org> Nate Riffe writes: > The Top 20 Driving Haikus From nick at zork.net Fri Jun 27 11:46:27 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20030627184627.GU17071@zork.net> Yeah, yeah, fuck off. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- jjaros@svn.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end From nick at zork.net Fri Jun 27 12:23:16 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] h3ll0 w3 r bl0ggarz Message-ID: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> http://radio.weblogs.com/0001011/blogparody.htm -- end From dep at linuxandmain.com Fri Jun 27 12:39:43 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] h3ll0 w3 r bl0ggarz In-Reply-To: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> References: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> Message-ID: <200306271539.43136.dep@linuxandmain.com> quoth Nick Moffitt: | http://radio.weblogs.com/0001011/blogparody.htm wow. that would be really funny, except it isn't. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Jun 27 13:11:05 2003 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Brian Danger Hicks) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] h3ll0 w3 r bl0ggarz In-Reply-To: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> References: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030627201105.GD2720@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Nick Moffitt quotation: > http://radio.weblogs.com/0001011/blogparody.htm Man, they got Dave Barry spot-on. It's uncanny. - -- Brian Hicks -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+/KTXjLHcIq3dHxYRAmRzAKCfaBElXowg7YpdTRK0Jt7vLbEXEQCfd/9W ATL0gHgviqr+7lEtptoPKcQ= =7+gd -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From dep at linuxandmain.com Fri Jun 27 15:25:30 2003 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] eat meat and save a tree Message-ID: <200306271825.30536.dep@linuxandmain.com> tofu destroys the rainforest: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030626/wl_nm/environment_brazil_amazon_dc_5%3Cbr%20/%3E -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dave at zork.net Fri Jun 27 15:42:39 2003 From: dave at zork.net (The One True Dave Barry) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] h3ll0 w3 r bl0ggarz In-Reply-To: <20030627201105.GD2720@8ball.wox.org> References: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> <20030627201105.GD2720@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20030627224239.GA18527@zork.net> Quothe Brian Danger Hicks , on Fri, Jun 27, 2003: > Man, they got Dave Barry spot-on. It's uncanny. > Why do you always have to refer to yourself in the third person? Just admit it, YOU ARE DAVE BARRY. -- Oh. From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Jun 27 16:02:57 2003 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Brian Danger Hicks) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] h3ll0 w3 r bl0ggarz In-Reply-To: <20030627224239.GA18527@zork.net> References: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> <20030627201105.GD2720@8ball.wox.org> <20030627224239.GA18527@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030627230257.GE2720@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence The One True Dave Barry quotation: > Quothe Brian Danger Hicks , on Fri, Jun 27, 2003: > > Man, they got Dave Barry spot-on. It's uncanny. > > > > Why do you always have to refer to yourself in the third person? Just > admit it, YOU ARE DAVE BARRY. I find it's useful for confusing people. Back in school, I had a teacher that always referred to herself in the third person. It took me days to realize that she wasn't a substitute teacher. - -- Brian Hicks -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.2.1 (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE+/M0gjLHcIq3dHxYRAhRbAJ9QvJBJU2lfbtg2CUJqQ5SBl0swEQCeJDjw FEMCfAKIuP/U9yp5+fRc0JU= =UZmd -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Jun 28 00:20:48 2003 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] h3ll0 w3 r bl0ggarz In-Reply-To: <200306271539.43136.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> <200306271539.43136.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20030628072048.GX17071@zork.net> begin dep quotation: > quoth Nick Moffitt: > | http://radio.weblogs.com/0001011/blogparody.htm > > wow. that would be really funny, except it isn't. Oh come on. Cory Doctorow is genuinely that insipid in person! -- end From nick at zork.net Sat Jun 28 00:37:03 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] monkey-boy represents uganda Message-ID: <20030628073703.GZ17071@zork.net> http://home.eircom.net/content/unison/national/912537?view=Printer > Eighteen-year-old John Ssaybunnya is a fit, bright charismatic young > man - if a bit small for his age - who plays football with the > Ugandan team. To talk to him in his Roscommon base, you would never > guess at the harrowing trauma he survived. At the age of three, he > witnessed his mother being murdered - some accounts say she died at > the hands of his father, who has since died, either in one of the > many bloodbaths in that strife-torn country, or by his own hand. > Both versions were reported. > > Traumatised by the horror of what he had seen, he fled into the > jungle. And there he should have died, but he didn't. > > He survived because he was adopted by a troupe of African Green > monkeys who fed him and raised him as their own. -- end From jdub at perkypants.org Sat Jun 28 14:34:50 2003 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] h3ll0 w3 r bl0ggarz In-Reply-To: <20030628072048.GX17071@zork.net> References: <20030627192316.GV17071@zork.net> <200306271539.43136.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20030628072048.GX17071@zork.net> Message-ID: <20030628213449.GW552@lazarus> > begin dep quotation: > > quoth Nick Moffitt: > > | http://radio.weblogs.com/0001011/blogparody.htm > > > > wow. that would be really funny, except it isn't. > > Oh come on. Cory Doctorow is genuinely that insipid in > person! See, now that's funny. Keep doing them like that. - Jeff -- linux.conf.au 2004: Adelaide, Australia http://lca2004.linux.org.au/ What did the sausage say to the tomato at breakfast? "There's not mushroom this morning, is there?" From dsaklad at zurich.ai.mit.edu Sun Jun 29 07:28:46 2003 From: dsaklad at zurich.ai.mit.edu (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Boston Public Library people on the web. Message-ID: Boston Public Library people on the web. http://guidetoproblematicallibraryuse.weblogs.com/2003/06/29/BPLersOnTheWeb From dsaklad at gnu.org Sun Jun 29 07:31:04 2003 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Boston Public Library people on the web. Message-ID: Boston Public Library people on the web. http://guidetoproblematicallibraryuse.weblogs.com/2003/06/29/BPLersOnTheWeb From dsaklad at zurich.ai.mit.edu Sun Jun 29 08:59:51 2003 From: dsaklad at zurich.ai.mit.edu (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Infothought. Message-ID: Do contribute to the infothought work of Seth Finkelstein http://sethf.com/infothought/blog/ Logic. Argument. Debate. Boston Public Library people on the web http://crackmonkey.org/pipermail/crackmonkey/2003q2/037001.html From simm at zork.net Sun Jun 29 09:28:26 2003 From: simm at zork.net (Simm Al-Aekrib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Infothought. In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20030629162826.GK28143@zork.net> begin Don Saklad quotation: > Do contribute to the infothought work of Seth Finkelstein > http://sethf.com/infothought/blog/ > Logic. Argument. Debate. > You know, your request sounds a lot like you want to put him in some sort of MINDJAIL! EEEEEEETHHHOOOM! MINDJAIL!! HE IS TRAPPED!! GET HIM OUT! Miss Cleo has put a curse on Ethom, now Ethom is trapped in mindjail, help him out... http://211.110.92.204:3030/mindjaiworm: -- Simm Al-Aekrib | Optical Illusion Fun!! "I have a prodigious quantity of mind; | )----------( it takes me as much as a week | (----------) sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain | Which line is longer??? From zen at zork.net Sun Jun 29 15:32:13 2003 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Infothought. In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20030629223213.GC12810@zork.net> begin Don Saklad uuencoded stream: > Do contribute to the infothought work of Seth Finkelstein While I have no knowledge of the man's work, I have tremendous respect for his name. -- http://www.georgebox.org - Where I keep all my stuff. http://www.emgnulation.org - Freedom in the emulation community. http://www.robotfindskitten.org - Gaming innovation. george@georgebox.org From nick at zork.net Mon Jun 30 09:36:19 2003 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:58:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20030630163619.GB20392@zork.net> Bye bye ersatz Uncle Pedro! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-bounces@crackmonkey.org ----- unclpedro@semo.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- end