[!CrackMonkey!] Re: Monkey Knife Fight

[Simm Al-Aekrib]

begin  dep  quotation:
> begin  Monkey Master's  quote:
> | begin  Dan Siegler  quotation:
> | > Dear Monkey Master,
> |
> | 	Hiya.
> |
> | > I am an investigative reporter in San Francisco, CA.
> |
> | 	A remarkable coincidence!  I, too, am an investigative
> | reporter for a prominent Bay Area publication.
> 
> in my not insubstantial experience, i have learned that anyone calling 
> himself an "investigative reporter" is neither.

Take it from the guy who is the lead reporter on channel 7's Problem
Solver's addition to the Nightly News. His bit run on Tuesdays!

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