[!CrackMonkey!] monkeypants

[Shawn McMahon]

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> ----- Forwarded message from Josh Greenman <joshg1973 at yahoo.com> -----
> 
>    A SMUGGLER is facing up to a year's jail after hiding two MONKEYS
>    in his underpants on a 17-hour flight.
> 
>    Robert Cusack, 45, flew 8,200 miles from Thailand to Los Angeles
>    with the rare 10ins pygmy monkeys next to his crotch.
> 
>    Officials searched him after they opened his case and a tropical
>    bird flew out.

Officials searched him after a metal detector indicated a MONKEY KNIFE
FIGHT.


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