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dep at linuxandmain.com
Thu Oct 10 20:12:16 PDT 2002
Lemon juice 'could stop Aids'
Australian scientists believe lemon juice could act as a cheap and
effective birth control and help stop the spread of the deadly Aids
Reproductive scientist Roger Short, from the University of Melbourne,
said laboratory tests have shown that lemon juice killed sperm and
the HIV virus, which often develops into Aids.
"Also, mate, when your bumhole is full of lemon juice, it hurts like
hell to stick anything in there -- burns like blazes -- and that
probably has an effect, too," Short said.
He did not comment, however, about orange juice being applied to the
dick or, as he said, "What I call me 'Short Roger.'"
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