[!CrackMonkey!] american penis

[Andrew Elmore]

On Tue, Nov 26, 2002 at 01:48:38PM -0800, Not Erik wrote:
> > um, no. had it been a colt 1911a1 in .45 acp, maybe. but the pipsqueak 
> > 9mm is a german product, first proffered, i believe, in their luger.
> 
> Better idea: What would be more American than an .44 Magnum IMI Desert Eagle?
> 
> Or at least more appropriate from a narrative point of view.

Bullet-tooth tony:
The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun.
(withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point
five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls
into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!