[!CrackMonkey!] from dave barry today

[Andrew Elmore]

On Mon, Nov 04, 2002 at 12:38:54PM -0800, Don Marti wrote:
> Why doesn't this list cover the elections?  Are the undead
> alien Libertarian Smurfs paying everyone to keep quiet about it?
> 
> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/bluecandidate_021003.html

Stan Jones is an inspiration to us all!  I could check
the 'smurf/blue' ethnicity box on paperwork!