[!CrackMonkey!] damn the critics. i like america.
Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco
monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org
Wed Mar 20 00:07:47 PST 2002
begin M. Drew Streib quotation:
> After two weeks in Germany, I'm realizing the same thing I realize
> every time I leave my couch.
> I want my:
> * cheap internet connection
With you so far.
> * Tivo
> * fast food
> * people I can communicate with
> * big/fast cars
> * silicon valley weather
> * shallow conversations
Communication is nice, but most of this strikes me as being
all about Drew, not about Germany.
> Not to really knock other cultures. I'm sure it works out well for
> the locals. But I'm American, damn it.
So'm I, and I don't give a shit about most of the crap you put
up there. I think it's more of a Suburban thing than an American
thing. And of course, how typically Sub-urban to assume that the rest
of the country is supposed to be JUST LIKE THE SUBURBS.
> (In the "not-Americans" defense, I understand they feel the same
> way when visiting the US sometimes.)
Please send more tourists.
The last ones were delicious.
The United States of America.
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