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On Thu, 14 Mar 2002 04:28, Nick Moffitt wrote:
> Who the hell are these assholes?  I saw the stupid slashdot bullshit,
> but I don't see how the hell it points here.
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A seer told me that if i didn't subscribe, then a crack smoking monkey would 
come and sodomise all my goats. 
This, in turn, would lead to Nick Moffit getting overly excited, (as is his 
wont), and 'rm -rf /' instead of 'rm -rf /home/nick/video/snakeporn'. I dont 
want you to lose your hard drive contents instead of just the snake videos, 
so I thought Id better subscribe.
So really you should be thanking me. Philanthropy is rare these days.