From sneakums at zork.net Fri Mar 1 00:35:07 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: (Crack Monkey's message of "Thu, 28 Feb 2002 12:35:45 -0800") References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <6u4rk0y9c4.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Crack Monkey quotation: > begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: >> Holy Manoli! It's working again! > > So, who here wants to peer with my leafnode instance? If you could make it sound less like an illegal act, you might get some responses. -- "WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHAAAAAAAAA!!! I'M CRAAAAAZY SIGGMUNDD!!!! GAR!!! GAR!!! GAR!!! GAR!!! GAR!!! NEE'ME S'MORE O'THAT SHIT!" -- mike dillon From schoen at loyalty.org Fri Mar 1 01:21:16 2002 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Boing Boing on crack and monkeys Message-ID: <20020301092116.GJ11212@zork.net> http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2002/02/27/state0913EST0043.DTL A Las Vegas man who admitted stealing a monkey last year and trading the animal for crack cocaine and marijuana has been sentenced to three years and six months in prison. (via Boing Boing) -- Seth David Schoen | Reading is a right, not a feature! http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | -- Kathryn Myronuk http://vitanuova.loyalty.org/ | From sneakums at zork.net Fri Mar 1 03:16:27 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: <6u4rk0y9c4.fsf@zork.zork.net> (Sean Neakums's message of "Fri, 01 Mar 2002 08:35:07 +0000") References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> <6u4rk0y9c4.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <6upu2ownas.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Sean Neakums quotation: > commence Crack Monkey quotation: >> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: >>> Holy Manoli! It's working again! >> So, who here wants to peer with my leafnode instance? > > If you could make it sound less like an illegal act, you might get > some responses. I've been thinking about that and giggling to myself all morning. It sounds like a REALLY BAD pick-up line: "Hey baby, wanna peer with my leafnode instance?". It keeps going 'round and around in my head, and now I'm grinning like a goon and trying to not laugh, so my grin is becoming a rictus. People are looking at me funny. Help! -- "The man who laughs at standards--that man must be put down. We are none of us perfect; I know that. But we must agree on what perfection is." -- Joe Gendreau, California Weights and Measures From ron at vnetworx.net Fri Mar 1 05:22:26 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (The Subjugator of Port Jefferson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: <6upu2ownas.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> <6u4rk0y9c4.fsf@zork.zork.net> <6upu2ownas.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <1014988952.2724.227.camel@amory> On Fri, 2002-03-01 at 06:16, Sean Neakums wrote: > I've been thinking about that and giggling to myself all morning. It > sounds like a REALLY BAD pick-up line: "Hey baby, wanna peer with my > leafnode instance?". It keeps going 'round and around in my head, and > now I'm grinning like a goon and trying to not laugh, so my grin is > becoming a rictus. People are looking at me funny. Help! Either it will pass, or your face will be frozen that way in death. If the uncontrollable laughter starts, you're doomed. -- "Bad monkey! Stay away from the leafnode crack!" -- Jane Goodall From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Fri Mar 1 06:02:50 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: Your message of "Fri, 01 Mar 2002 08:22:26 EST." <1014988952.2724.227.camel@amory> References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> <6u4rk0y9c4.fsf@zork.zork.net> <6upu2ownas.fsf@zork.zork.net> <1014988952.2724.227.camel@amory> Message-ID: <200203011402.g21E2oWQ008194@foo-bar-baz.cc.vt.edu> On Fri, 01 Mar 2002 08:22:26 EST, The Subjugator of Port Jefferson said: > Either it will pass, or your face will be frozen that way in death. If > the uncontrollable laughter starts, you're doomed. What about when the laughter stops? From ron at vnetworx.net Fri Mar 1 06:13:08 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (The Subjugator of Port Jefferson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: <200203011402.g21E2oWQ008194@foo-bar-baz.cc.vt.edu> References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> <6u4rk0y9c4.fsf@zork.zork.net> <6upu2ownas.fsf@zork.zork.net> <1014988952.2724.227.camel@amory> <200203011402.g21E2oWQ008194@foo-bar-baz.cc.vt.edu> Message-ID: <1014991988.2727.942.camel@amory> On Fri, 2002-03-01 at 09:02, Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu wrote: > On Fri, 01 Mar 2002 08:22:26 EST, The Subjugator of Port Jefferson said: > > > Either it will pass, or your face will be frozen that way in death. If > > the uncontrollable laughter starts, you're doomed. > > What about when the laughter stops? The other monkeys draw straws as to who has to bury him. -- "Doesn't anybody care that it's Mailman Day?" -- Ben Franklin From sneakums at zork.net Fri Mar 1 06:25:10 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: <1014991988.2727.942.camel@amory> (The Subjugator of Port Jefferson's message of "01 Mar 2002 09:13:08 -0500") References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> <6u4rk0y9c4.fsf@zork.zork.net> <6upu2ownas.fsf@zork.zork.net> <1014988952.2724.227.camel@amory> <200203011402.g21E2oWQ008194@foo-bar-baz.cc.vt.edu> <1014991988.2727.942.camel@amory> Message-ID: <6u3czk8iwp.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence The Subjugator of Port Jefferson quotation: > On Fri, 2002-03-01 at 09:02, Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu wrote: >> On Fri, 01 Mar 2002 08:22:26 EST, The Subjugator of Port Jefferson said: >> > Either it will pass, or your face will be frozen that way in >> > death. If the uncontrollable laughter starts, you're doomed. >> What about when the laughter stops? > > The other monkeys draw straws as to who has to bury him. According to Jane, they draw blood. Failing that, unflattering portraits of the desceased. "Dead Neakums; mud and faeces; 2002" -- "Linux is merely a complex GCC test-case, not a serious attempt at a kernel." -- Eamon de Valera From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 08:39:03 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [spork8124012212@zork.net: *****SPAM***** SPAM!] Message-ID: <20020301163903.GW29954@zork.net> Ha ha ----- Forwarded message from spork8124012212@zork.net ----- Envelope-to: nick@zork.net Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 12:43:34 -0800 From: spork8124012212@zork.net To: nick@zork.net Cc: elharaty@zork.net Subject: *****SPAM***** SPAM! 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From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 08:40:07 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] (HTML stripped out) Message-ID: <20020301164007.GX29954@zork.net> ha ha! ----- Forwarded message from HopeBlister@aol.com ----- Envelope-to: mailman-owner@zork.net From: HopeBlister@aol.com Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 11:12:16 EST Subject: unsubscribe To: mailman-owner@zork.net X-Mailer: AOL 7.0 for Windows US sub 118 X-Spam-Status: No, hits=1.2 required=4.0 tests=NO_REAL_NAME version=2.01 unsubscribe ----- End forwarded message ----- -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 08:44:28 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020301164428.GY29954@zork.net> Gaaah! The DUTCH! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- ivo@o2w.nl has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From davej at suse.de Fri Mar 1 08:54:13 2002 From: davej at suse.de (Dave Jones) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020301164428.GY29954@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 08:44:28AM -0800 References: <20020301164428.GY29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301175413.M7662@suse.de> On Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 08:44:28AM -0800, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Gaaah! The DUTCH! > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > ivo@o2w.nl has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. I was disappointed to find no-one wearing clogs when I visited .nl It's all a lie. I bet those windmills don't really do anything either. -- | Dave Jones. http://www.codemonkey.org.uk | SuSE Labs From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 08:59:36 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020301165936.GB29954@zork.net> I can't even keep track of these fuqrz any more. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- mlw@cetlink.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 09:03:06 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [ruben@mrbrklyn.com: Your Mail is being returned] Message-ID: <20020301170306.GD29954@zork.net> Ruben you fucking fuck. Fix your damn mail filter notifications to tell the difference between list posts and fucking private mail. You do realize, also, that REPLYING to spam messages only INVITES MORE SPAM, don't you? ----- Forwarded message from Ruben I Safir ----- Your Mail has not been delivered. As part of my spam control messages with ! in the subject, and other common spam like stuff, is rejected. This is not personal. Please just resend without ! in the subject. Thanks Ruben ----- End forwarded message ----- -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Mar 1 09:09:37 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] cage bout! Message-ID: <20020301090937.A29325@zgp.org> Catholics vs. Libertarians! Yee ha! Git im, Declan! ----- Forwarded message from Declan McCullagh ----- Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 12:04:09 -0500 From: Declan McCullagh Subject: FC: Catholic church condemns "radical libertarianism" on Internet To: politech@politechbot.com User-Agent: Mutt/1.2.2i X-URL: http://www.mccullagh.org/ Sender: owner-politech@politechbot.com Reply-To: declan@well.com X-URL: Politech is at http://www.politechbot.com/ X-Author: Declan McCullagh is at http://www.mccullagh.org/ X-News-Site: Cluebot is at http://www.cluebot.com/ X-Spam-Status: No, hits=-100.0 required=7.0 tests=A_FROM_IN_AUTO_WLIST version=2.01 See also: http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,50757,00.html ----- Forwarded message from Duncan Frissell ----- From: Duncan Frissell To: cypherpunks@lne.com Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 10:02:42 -0500 (EST) Now we have the proof: http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/pontifical_councils/pccs/documents/rc_pc_pccs_doc_20020228_ethics-internet_en.html PONTIFICAL COUNCIL FOR SOCIAL COMMUNICATIONS ETHICS IN INTERNET "The ideology of radical libertarianism is both mistaken and harmful not least, to legitimate free expression in the service of truth. The error lies in exalting freedom to such an extent that it becomes an absolute, which would then be the source of values....In this way the inescapable claims of truth disappear, yielding their place to a criterion of sincerity, authenticity and being at peace with oneself'. There is no room for authentic community, the common good, and solidarity in this way of thinking." *** Boy, I'm glad I'm an Anglican these days. DCF ----- End forwarded message ----- ------------------------------------------------------------------------- POLITECH -- Declan McCullagh's politics and technology mailing list You may redistribute this message freely if you include this notice. Declan McCullagh's photographs are at http://www.mccullagh.org/ To subscribe to Politech: http://www.politechbot.com/info/subscribe.html This message is archived at http://www.politechbot.com/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From claviola at alternex.com.br Fri Mar 1 09:14:09 2002 From: claviola at alternex.com.br (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:33 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] HMD Message-ID: <20020301171409.GB2449@alternex.com.br> Happy Mailman Day! And what a glorious day it is! -- Carlos Laviola AlterNex S/A - (21) 2515-0500 From silverback at pigdog.org Fri Mar 1 09:19:56 2002 From: silverback at pigdog.org (The Mighty Silverback) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [owen@ditherati.com: D I T H E R A T I for 15 February 2002] In-Reply-To: <20020216135856.A36127@robertedmonds.net> (Robert Edmonds's message of "Sat, 16 Feb 2002 13:58:56 -0500") References: <20020216095102.GD875@zork.net> <20020216110314.GF12440@kobayashi.soze.net> <87r8nlqyuc.fsf@tyrell.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020216135856.A36127@robertedmonds.net> Message-ID: <87ofi8jjcz.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "RE" == Robert Edmonds writes: RE> Actually, the correct phrasing of Hanlon's Razor is: RE> "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately RE> explained by stupidity." OK, so, now I guess youre going to tell me that Ben Franklin never actually said that. -TMS -- ----------------------------------------------------- /~\ The Mighty Silverback - silverback@pigdog.org C oo _( ^) http://pigdog.org/ - The Online Handbook of / ~\ Bad People of the Future ----------------------------------------------------- From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 09:21:56 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Shadow Government activated Message-ID: <20020301172155.GF29954@zork.net> http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Bush_Administration/ > The Bush administration has activated Cold War-era plans for a > "shadow government" consisting of 75 or more senior officials who > live and work secretly outside Washington in case the nation's > capital is crippled by terrorist attack, a senior government > official said Thursday night. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Mar 1 09:30:30 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [ruben@mrbrklyn.com: Your Mail is being returned] In-Reply-To: <20020301170306.GD29954@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 09:03:06AM -0800 References: <20020301170306.GD29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301093030.B29325@zgp.org> begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 09:03:06AM -0800: > You do realize, also, that REPLYING to spam messages only INVITES MORE > SPAM, don't you? You should reply to _all_ your spam -- but from a spamtrap address. (Or from an address answered by a bot.) Tricky, tricky, tricky... -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From ivo at o2w.nl Fri Mar 1 09:34:02 2002 From: ivo at o2w.nl (Ivo Timmermans) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020301175413.M7662@suse.de> References: <20020301164428.GY29954@zork.net> <20020301175413.M7662@suse.de> Message-ID: <20020301173402.GA30633@zebra.icicle.dhs.org> Dave Jones wrote: > On Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 08:44:28AM -0800, Nick Moffitt wrote: > > Gaaah! The DUTCH! > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > ivo@o2w.nl has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. > > I was disappointed to find no-one wearing clogs when I visited .nl > It's all a lie. I bet those windmills don't really do anything either. They've all been replaced with shoe factories. Ivo -- Als auch die vierten Kinder einfach vorbeilaufen, beschlusst die Hexe, das Haus aus Schafsk?se aufzugeben und nach einer Immobilie aus Lebkuchen ausschau zu halten. - Nichtlustig From katyc at ilm.com Fri Mar 1 09:33:28 2002 From: katyc at ilm.com (Katy Calbreath) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Shadow Government activated References: <20020301172155.GF29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <3C7FBB68.ABB8007B@ilm.com> That is SO wrong. I wondered why the airstrip by my apartment had gotten busier lately. Hmm.. Nick Moffitt wrote: > http://dailynews.yahoo.com/fc/US/Bush_Administration/ > > The Bush administration has activated Cold War-era plans for a > > "shadow government" consisting of 75 or more senior officials who > > live and work secretly outside Washington in case the nation's > > capital is crippled by terrorist attack, a senior government > > official said Thursday night. > > -- > INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION > end > 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! > ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey From mdillon at standmed.com Fri Mar 1 09:54:28 2002 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Shadow Government activated In-Reply-To: <3C7FBB68.ABB8007B@ilm.com> References: <20020301172155.GF29954@zork.net> <3C7FBB68.ABB8007B@ilm.com> Message-ID: <20020301175428.GB25131@eber.embody.org> begin Katy Calbreath quotation: > That is SO wrong. > > I wondered why the airstrip by my apartment had gotten busier lately. > Hmm.. Do you live near Waynesboro, PA, or something? -md From opus at penguins.ca Fri Mar 1 10:36:10 2002 From: opus at penguins.ca (Chuck Daminato) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Must've been bored Message-ID: <20020301133555.T42688-100000@home.samurai.com> http://man.aaronclinger.com/ -- Chuck D From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 10:43:51 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Must've been bored In-Reply-To: <20020301133555.T42688-100000@home.samurai.com> References: <20020301133555.T42688-100000@home.samurai.com> Message-ID: <20020301184351.GH29954@zork.net> begin Chuck Daminato quotation: > http://man.aaronclinger.com/ I don't see why everyone loves these stupid puzzle-piece sites. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From katyc at ilm.com Fri Mar 1 10:41:17 2002 From: katyc at ilm.com (Katy Calbreath) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Prince Andrew Message-ID: <3C7FCB4D.407972BF@ilm.com> Prince Andrew is here at ILM! He's currently down the hallway, taking pictures with the other Episode II people. God Save The Queen! From pedro at tastytronic.net Fri Mar 1 10:48:58 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Must've been bored In-Reply-To: <20020301184351.GH29954@zork.net> References: <20020301133555.T42688-100000@home.samurai.com> <20020301184351.GH29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301124858.H29998@tastytronic.net> Quoting Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco: > I don't see why everyone loves these stupid puzzle-piece sites. I think it's like that Andre the GIant thing. "Cyan Puzzle Pieces have a Posse!" Woo. pedro From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 11:00:01 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] High School Computing In-Reply-To: <20020228150009.GM29954@zork.net> References: <20020228150009.GM29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301190001.GK29954@zork.net> Speaking of scheme: http://library.readscheme.org/page1.html Wow! Old 1975 papers about scheme! -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From sam at dasbistro.com Fri Mar 1 11:05:40 2002 From: sam at dasbistro.com (Baron of Washoe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Scientology + Googlejuice Message-ID: <20020301190540.GF11350@dasbistro.com> http://www.operatingthetan.com/google/ -- Sam Phillips http://www.dasbistro.com/~sam Das Bistro Heavy Industries Histogram Valley, Nevada From sam at dasbistro.com Fri Mar 1 11:28:56 2002 From: sam at dasbistro.com (Baron of Washoe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] High School Computing In-Reply-To: <20020301190001.GK29954@zork.net> References: <20020228150009.GM29954@zork.net> <20020301190001.GK29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301192855.GG11350@dasbistro.com> On Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 11:00:01AM -0800, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Speaking of scheme: > > http://library.readscheme.org/page1.html > > Wow! Old 1975 papers about scheme! > Man, so much to read. Scheme is definately a language for Bad People of the Future. -- Sam Phillips http://www.dasbistro.com/~sam Das Bistro Heavy Industries Histogram Valley, Nevada From blahblah at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 12:20:52 2002 From: blahblah at crackmonkey.org (Crack Monkey) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> Message-ID: begin Sean Neakums quotation: > commence Crack Monkey quotation: > > So, who here wants to peer with my leafnode instance? > > If you could make it sound less like an illegal act, you might get > some responses. Damn troll. Anyway, yeah, so anyone who wants to use zork's usenet server to handle crackmonkey is welcome to. I'm thinking of setting up a guerilla netnews network anyway. If IRC could learn from EFNet, then surely netnews can learn from UseNet. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Mar 1 12:39:43 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: Johnny Appleseed] In-Reply-To: <15485.25378.836871.413918@zaphod.musenki.com> References: <20020227201251.GB9412@zork.net> <20020227213626.GA28286@zork.net> <20020227222651.GB21621@zork.net> <20020227224218.GK19905@8ball.wox.org> <15485.25378.836871.413918@zaphod.musenki.com> Message-ID: <20020301203943.GO19905@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Jim Thompson quotation: > Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas writes: > > Emad, you don't have to make excuses anymore, not since the US got a > > president who smokes crack. Marijuanna's small time now. > > I doubt he smokes it. He has the Surgeon General mix up some really > tasty crack-ladden suppositories. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Do I LOOK like I want copies of your list replies spewing into my regular inbox? It's hard enough to clean the gunk your e-mails leave behind from my crackmonkey box! Now I'll never get this thing clean. - -- Brian Hicks This message would self-destruct in 10 seconds, except I'm not that clever. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE8f+cLjLHcIq3dHxYRAl5yAJ4g+Eogvp+JHwBJoJnOxEKUdn6VIQCgpUGu 1+u7rDmsrJH9YsY34sBrxVU= =gO9+ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 12:43:46 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] ric-o-chet, time-to-play Message-ID: <20020301204346.GB6775@zork.net> http://www.salon.com/tech/wire/2002/02/25/ricochet/print.html -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 12:44:27 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn Message-ID: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> Ruben, if you don't fix your spam reply system, I'm going to remove you from this list. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From spork at zork.net Fri Mar 1 12:44:32 2002 From: spork at zork.net (Emad El-Haraty) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Arrows Message-ID: <20020301204432.GB25739@zork.net> ---> ---> ---> <--- an arrow point right pointing at an arrow pointing right pointing at an arrow pointing right pointing at an arrow pointing left with this text next to it what a wonderful world! -- Emad El-Haraty If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. From rick at linuxmafia.com Fri Mar 1 12:46:33 2002 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301204633.GB10153@linuxmafia.com> Quoting Crack Monkey (blahblah@crackmonkey.org): Quoting Crack Monkey (blahblah@crackmonkey.org): > Anyway, yeah, so anyone who wants to use zork's usenet server > to handle crackmonkey is welcome to. [rick@uncle-enzo] ~ $ tin -g zork.net tin 1.5.8 release 20010221 ("Blue Water") [UNIX] (c) Copyright 1991-2001 Iain Lea. Connection to news server has timed out. Reconnect? (Y/n)n [rick@uncle-enzo] ~ $ Well, so much for remote access to your news spool. Let's try local access: [rick@uncle-enzo] ~ $ ssh -v -1 zork.net [I get in, fire up tin, and see the following groups display: u 1 control u 2 junk u 3 news.announce.newusers Score! Now, I can get my control fix! From bryanf at samurai.com Fri Mar 1 13:04:35 2002 From: bryanf at samurai.com (Bryan Fullerton) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301210435.GW265@samurai.com> On Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 12:20:52PM -0800, Crack Monkey wrote: > I'm thinking of setting up a guerilla netnews network anyway. > If IRC could learn from EFNet, then surely netnews can learn from > UseNet. http://www.usenet2.org/ Bryan -- Bryan Fullerton http://bryanfullerton.com/ Core Competence uunet.ca!gts!cspace!bryanf Samurai Consulting Powered by Boredom From tyrak at borgship.net Fri Mar 1 13:07:42 2002 From: tyrak at borgship.net (Joakim Andersson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Arrows In-Reply-To: <20020301204432.GB25739@zork.net> References: <20020301204432.GB25739@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301210742.GC10638@borgship.net> On Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 12:44:32PM -0800, Emad El-Haraty wrote: > ---> ---> ---> <--- an arrow point right pointing at an arrow > pointing right pointing at an arrow pointing > right pointing at an arrow pointing left with this > text next to it > > what a wonderful world! Arrow points are like legos (lego bricks for the ones who prefer that) you can do almost anything with them.. -- Joakim Andersson ; tyrak@borgship.net ; http://borgship.net/~tyrak/ From jays at panix.com Fri Mar 1 13:32:08 2002 From: jays at panix.com (jays@panix.com) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] http://www.operatingthetan.com/google Message-ID: <200203012132.g21LW8c14031@panix2.panix.com> http://www.operatingthetan.com/google/ oo--JS. From mdillon at standmed.com Fri Mar 1 13:46:15 2002 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! Message-ID: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> Scientology Anti-Juice Scientology Facts Lisa McPherson Trust From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Mar 1 13:54:04 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 12:44:27PM -0800 References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 12:44:27PM -0800: > Ruben, if you don't fix your spam reply system, I'm going to remove > you from this list. > > -- > INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION LINE_OF_YELLING, dude. Keep it up and you're off the whitelist. Slashdot goes apeshit! http://slashdot.org/articles/02/03/01/1352200.shtml?tid=124 Over banner ads! How _fucking lame_ are these people? If we block web ads Zinc. The other white metal. Haiku ads come next. Without haiku ads Haiku as we know it, gone. Zinc. The one you love. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From sam at dasbistro.com Fri Mar 1 14:13:28 2002 From: sam at dasbistro.com (Baron of Washoe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! In-Reply-To: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> References: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> Message-ID: <20020301221328.GH11350@dasbistro.com> On Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 01:46:15PM -0800, mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley wrote: > Scientology Anti-Juice > Scientology Facts > Lisa McPherson Trust > Dude that's so 3 hours ago. -- Sam Phillips http://www.dasbistro.com/~sam Das Bistro Heavy Industries Histogram Valley, Nevada From mdillon at standmed.com Fri Mar 1 14:22:41 2002 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! In-Reply-To: <20020301221328.GH11350@dasbistro.com> References: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301221328.GH11350@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20020301222241.GA21892@lxbox3.embody.org> begin Baron of Washoe quotation: > Dude that's so 3 hours ago. Sorry about that. I get the list in digest mode, and I read them in reverse order by date (in my underwear). I guess I just didn't happen to see the two previous times it was posted today. -md From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Mar 1 14:25:04 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! In-Reply-To: <20020301222241.GA21892@lxbox3.embody.org>; from mdillon@standmed.com on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 02:22:41PM -0800 References: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301221328.GH11350@dasbistro.com> <20020301222241.GA21892@lxbox3.embody.org> Message-ID: <20020301142504.A3613@zgp.org> begin mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 02:22:41PM -0800: > Sorry about that. I get the list in digest mode, "I have taken your suggestion and mentioned Unisys in links to burnallgifs.org, although I'm wary of the trend toward things which can undermine the reliability and accuracy of Google." -- Seth David Schoen (burnallgifs.org has moved up from 36 to 11 in Google searches for Unisys since the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment began.) -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From elharaty at zork.net Fri Mar 1 14:35:21 2002 From: elharaty at zork.net (Emad El-Haraty) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! In-Reply-To: <20020301142504.A3613@zgp.org> References: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301221328.GH11350@dasbistro.com> <20020301222241.GA21892@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301142504.A3613@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020301223520.GC25739@zork.net> begin Don Marti quotation: > (burnallgifs.org has moved up from 36 to 11 in Google searches for > Unisys since the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment began.) > #10 -- Emad El-Haraty If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. From ruben at mrbrklyn.com Fri Mar 1 14:40:04 2002 From: ruben at mrbrklyn.com (Ruben I Safir) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 16:54:04 -0500 References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020301174004.A6127@www2.mrbrklyn.com> I need it to work as it is for my Kids in Wisconcin... On 2002.03.01 16:54 Don Marti wrote: > begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 12:44:27PM -0800: > > > Ruben, if you don't fix your spam reply system, I'm going to remove > > you from this list. > > > > -- > > INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION > > LINE_OF_YELLING, dude. Keep it up and you're off the whitelist. > > Slashdot goes apeshit! > http://slashdot.org/articles/02/03/01/1352200.shtml?tid=124 > > Over banner ads! How _fucking lame_ are these people? > > If we block web ads > Zinc. The other white metal. > Haiku ads come next. > > Without haiku ads > Haiku as we know it, gone. > Zinc. The one you love. > > -- > Don Marti > http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. > dmarti@zgp.org Unisys > KG6INA everywhere. > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey > -- __________________________ Brooklyn Linux Solutions __________________________ http://www.mrbrklyn.com - Consulting http://www.brooklynonline.com - For the love of Brooklyn http://www.nylxs.com - Leadership Development in Free Software http://www.nyfairuse.org - The foundation of Democracy http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/resources - Unpublished Archive or stories and articles from around the net http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/mp3/sins.mp3 - C'est La Vie and a boy named Joe http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/downtown.html - See the New Downtown Brooklyn.... 1-718-382-5752 From ruben at mrbrklyn.com Fri Mar 1 14:41:45 2002 From: ruben at mrbrklyn.com (CEO of Brooklyn) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org>; from dmarti@zgp.org on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 16:54:04 -0500 References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020301174145.A10683@www2.mrbrklyn.com> Being expelled from Crackmonkey would further spread my legend! On 2002.03.01 16:54 Don Marti wrote: > begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 12:44:27PM -0800: > > > Ruben, if you don't fix your spam reply system, I'm going to remove > > you from this list. > > > > -- > > INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION > > LINE_OF_YELLING, dude. Keep it up and you're off the whitelist. > > Slashdot goes apeshit! > http://slashdot.org/articles/02/03/01/1352200.shtml?tid=124 > > Over banner ads! How _fucking lame_ are these people? > > If we block web ads > Zinc. The other white metal. > Haiku ads come next. > > Without haiku ads > Haiku as we know it, gone. > Zinc. The one you love. > > -- > Don Marti > http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. > dmarti@zgp.org Unisys > KG6INA everywhere. > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey > -- __________________________ Brooklyn Linux Solutions __________________________ http://www.mrbrklyn.com - Consulting http://www.brooklynonline.com - For the love of Brooklyn http://www.nylxs.com - Leadership Development in Free Software http://www.nyfairuse.org - The foundation of Democracy http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/resources - Unpublished Archive or stories and articles from around the net http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/mp3/sins.mp3 - C'est La Vie and a boy named Joe http://www2.mrbrklyn.com/downtown.html - See the New Downtown Brooklyn.... 1-718-382-5752 From zen at zork.net Fri Mar 1 14:42:29 2002 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] (HTML stripped out) In-Reply-To: <20020301164007.GX29954@zork.net> References: <20020301164007.GX29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301224229.GA19573@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt uuencoded stream: > unsubscribe Happy mailman day, everybody! -- http://www.georgebox.org - Where I keep all my stuff. http://www.emgnulation.org - Freedom in the emulation community. http://www.robotfindskitten.org - Gaming innovation. george@georgebox.org From justin-cm at soze.net Fri Mar 1 14:42:48 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! In-Reply-To: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> References: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> Message-ID: <20020301224248.GH4166@kobayashi.soze.net> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin quote 2002-03-01 21:46 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) by mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley > Scientology Anti-Juice > Scientology Facts > Lisa McPherson Trust What is up with all these jerks who think isolated chunks of HTML is perfectly acceptable? If I wanted links I could select or click on, I'd add html tags with procmail. How much harder is it to simply make sure you don't concatenate a url with a "." at the end of a sentence than to type on average about twice as much just because some idiot on the other end of the digital divide might be a complete moron and not use some mail preprocessor? How the hell do you expect raw html tags in email messages to be valid when the standard EMAIL QUOTING MECHANISM uses RESERVED CHARACTERS FROM HTML? - From _HOW TO WRITE EMAIL_ (MICROSOFT PRESS, 2003) ... >
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  • Don't use "begin  " at the beginning of > a line.

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  • Please use a single quotation (") mark at the beginning > of a line to signify that you are quoting a previous message. > Using ">" is deprecated (see the as yet unreleased > _Writings of a Madman: The Personal Diary of Bill Gates_ by > Gates (Microsoft Press, 2004) and use of that invalid construct > may confuse modern innovative digital messaging solutions like MS > Outlook 2004.

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Please remember to buy _HOW TO WRITE EMAIL, 2nd Edition_ > (Microsoft Press, 2005), which will explain how to write your > email in MSGEC (Microsoft Graphical Email Client) and have it > automatically converted to MSEXML (Microsoft Enhanced XML) for > transmission to your friends. This could have unexpected > consequences for recipients not using MSGEC to read email.

... - -- justin Nature has made up her mind that | None learned the art of archery what cannot defend itself shall | from me who did not make me, in the not be defended. --Ralph Emerson | end, the target. --Saadi of Shiraz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6c (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE8gAPonH0ZJUVoUkMRAkQdAKDEvqBh/iHPtdNwvp+r/355jBzaPACgjcAR aYqDFrIpi1VJEkX2QZKHLWU= =nKBA -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From gilbertt at linuxbrit.co.uk Fri Mar 1 14:46:06 2002 From: gilbertt at linuxbrit.co.uk (Tom Gilbert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301174004.A6127@www2.mrbrklyn.com> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301174004.A6127@www2.mrbrklyn.com> Message-ID: <20020301224606.GM15497@ummagumma> * Ruben I Safir (ruben@mrbrklyn.com) wrote: > I need it to work as it is for my Kids in Wisconcin... [ snip gazillion lines of useless quoted shiat and overly long .sig ] Trim your reply. Or die. Tom. -- .^. .-------------------------------------------------------. /V\ | Tom Gilbert, London, England | http://linuxbrit.co.uk | /( )\ | Open Source/UNIX consultant | tom@linuxbrit.co.uk | ^^-^^ `-------------------------------------------------------' From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 14:48:41 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: <20020301204633.GB10153@linuxmafia.com> References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> <20020301204633.GB10153@linuxmafia.com> Message-ID: <20020301224841.GE6775@zork.net> begin Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > Quoting Crack Monkey (blahblah@crackmonkey.org): > > Anyway, yeah, so anyone who wants to use zork's usenet server > > to handle crackmonkey is welcome to. > > [rick@uncle-enzo] > ~ $ tin -g zork.net > tin 1.5.8 release 20010221 ("Blue Water") [UNIX] (c) Copyright 1991-2001 > Iain Lea. > Connection to news server has timed out. Reconnect? (Y/n)n Uh, yeah. I don't let just *anyone* connect via TCP. As I mentioned many times on motd, you need to use an ssh tunnel to get in remotely. > [I get in, fire up tin, and see the following groups display: > > u 1 control > u 2 junk > u 3 news.announce.newusers > > Score! Now, I can get my control fix! zork.crackmonkey and zork.motd are relays of the crackmonkey and motd lists, respectively. The above is a side-effect of your default tin config on zork, and not a representation of the groups on zork. Poke around in /var/spool/news for more info. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From rick at linuxmafia.com Fri Mar 1 14:53:21 2002 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301174145.A10683@www2.mrbrklyn.com> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301174145.A10683@www2.mrbrklyn.com> Message-ID: <20020301225321.GG10153@linuxmafia.com> Quoting CEO of Brooklyn (ruben@mrbrklyn.com): > Being expelled from Crackmonkey would further spread my legend! "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!" From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Mar 1 14:58:13 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301174145.A10683@www2.mrbrklyn.com> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301174145.A10683@www2.mrbrklyn.com> Message-ID: <20020301225813.GP19905@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence CEO of Brooklyn quotation: > Being expelled from Crackmonkey would further spread my legend! You cannot comprehend the forces which are being readied against you. - -- Brian Hicks This message would self-destruct in 10 seconds, except I'm not that clever. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE8gAeEjLHcIq3dHxYRAn7OAKDszfbbmfmBkO7qS61YpityLR1zBwCg+s2+ 3xNQBM7ansrnjmRw8Iy/To0= =xq+B -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Mar 1 15:04:23 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: $$$ABSOLUTELY NOT SPAM$$$ (was Re: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn) !!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020301224606.GM15497@ummagumma>; from gilbertt@linuxbrit.co.uk on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 10:46:06PM +0000 References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301174004.A6127@www2.mrbrklyn.com> <20020301224606.GM15497@ummagumma> Message-ID: <20020301150423.A4304@zgp.org> begin Tom Gilbert quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 10:46:06PM +0000: > Trim your reply. Or die. Don't forget to put a ! in the subject line. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From mdillon at standmed.com Fri Mar 1 15:05:00 2002 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! In-Reply-To: <20020301224248.GH4166@kobayashi.soze.net> References: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301224248.GH4166@kobayashi.soze.net> Message-ID: <20020301230500.GA22342@lxbox3.embody.org> begin Justin quotation: > What is up with all these jerks who think isolated chunks of HTML is > perfectly acceptable? If I wanted links I could select or click on, > I'd add html tags with procmail. Yeah, man. Those fucking jerks have got a real problem. -md From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 15:01:28 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Arrows In-Reply-To: <20020301204432.GB25739@zork.net> References: <20020301204432.GB25739@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301230128.GI6775@zork.net> begin Emad El-Haraty quotation: > ---> ---> ---> <--- an arrow point right pointing at an arrow > pointing right pointing at an arrow pointing > right pointing at an arrow pointing left with this > text next to it Are you sure it isn't http://www.thetoque.net/020226/pics/trs80mag.jpg ? -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From justin-cm at soze.net Fri Mar 1 15:03:00 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin quote 2002-03-01 21:54 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) by Don Marti > begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 12:44:27PM -0800: > > > -- > > INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION > > LINE_OF_YELLING, dude. Keep it up and you're off the whitelist. You must have missed the email etiquette RFC, which clearly stated signatures are not part of the "message body" when determining "violations." > Slashdot goes apeshit! > http://slashdot.org/articles/02/03/01/1352200.shtml?tid=124 > > Over banner ads! How _fucking lame_ are these people? Slashdot - The Other Banner Ad Site For Illiterates "Advertising is the hemoragging wound of capitalism: the only way to compete with advertising is to advertise in response. The net result is higher prices without value, a completely useless sector of the economy, and a lot of cultural pollution." (sic) - Lemmy Caution (8378), 3092501 - -- justin Nature has made up her mind that | None learned the art of archery what cannot defend itself shall | from me who did not make me, in the not be defended. --Ralph Emerson | end, the target. --Saadi of Shiraz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6c (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE8gAiknH0ZJUVoUkMRAoAlAJ9c7Y62em1d0IdXjml+nR6cxlifwgCgxPSs jWcggAgEDjEqUjkvcY+HKB4= =Xlvj -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From elharaty at zork.net Fri Mar 1 15:13:34 2002 From: elharaty at zork.net (Emad El-Haraty) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Subjects ending in! Message-ID: <20020301231334.GD25739@zork.net> Although I dont post here often, I'll be ending all my posts with exclamation marks for the near future. If you too would like to have a CEO of Brooklyn cloaking message, feel free to do likewise. -- Emad El-Haraty If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 15:18:21 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Canucks damned with faint praise Message-ID: <20020301231821.GJ6775@zork.net> http://pigdog.org/auto/canadia_sucks/shortfeature/2470.html > For example, a reader calling himself Every Loyal Canadian wrote in > to say "Canada is the best fucking nation you fucking asshole. You > dont know shit. Your just an American who thinks they know stuff but > they dont." See? Despite what you may read in the media, the average > Canadian is clearly no better educated than the average Californian > or Arkansan. It just goes to show you that we're all in this > together. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From justin-cm at soze.net Fri Mar 1 15:26:28 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] $$$ABSOLUTELY NOT SPAM$$$!!!! Reply-To: In-Reply-To: <20020301150423.A4304@zgp.org> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301174004.A6127@www2.mrbrklyn.com> <20020301224606.GM15497@ummagumma> <20020301150423.A4304@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020301232628.GJ4166@kobayashi.soze.net> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin quote 2002-03-01 23:04 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) by Don Marti > begin Tom Gilbert quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 10:46:06PM +0000: > > > Trim your reply. Or die. > > Don't forget to put a ! in the subject line. Why not put everything in the subject line. - -- justin Nature has made up her mind that | None learned the art of archery what cannot defend itself shall | from me who did not make me, in the not be defended. --Ralph Emerson | end, the target. --Saadi of Shiraz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6c (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE8gA4knH0ZJUVoUkMRAqIrAKC1TowgRRzoL/ATz6nsTQbpR7pgBACdEYud GnSSsbLw5ubgnNnFRZ14lCI= =PLoA -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 15:26:56 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:34 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> Message-ID: <20020301232656.GL6775@zork.net> begin Justin quotation: > > LINE_OF_YELLING, dude. Keep it up and you're off the whitelist. > > You must have missed the email etiquette RFC, which clearly stated > signatures are not part of the "message body" when determining > "violations." Tell it to spamassassin. It flags most of my messages with a point or so of potential spaminess. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 15:27:27 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Subjects ending in! In-Reply-To: <20020301231334.GD25739@zork.net> References: <20020301231334.GD25739@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301232727.GM6775@zork.net> begin Emad El-Haraty quotation: > Although I dont post here often, I'll be ending all my posts with > exclamation marks for the near future. If you too would like to have a > CEO of Brooklyn cloaking message, feel free to do likewise. Actually, I could change the default crackmonkey subject line to be: [CrackMonkey!] That would solve the problem neatly. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From dep at drippingwithirony.com Fri Mar 1 15:42:20 2002 From: dep at drippingwithirony.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] begin ! In-Reply-To: <20020301231334.GD25739@zork.net> References: <20020301231334.GD25739@zork.net> Message-ID: <200203011842.20492.dep@drippingwithirony.com> begin Emad El-Haraty's quote: | Although I dont post here often, I'll be ending all my posts with | exclamation marks for the near future. If you too would like to | have a CEO of Brooklyn cloaking message, feel free to do likewise. whereupon we arrive at the universal secret subject line. -- dep Rondo Hatton died and it was all downhill from there. From justin-cm at soze.net Fri Mar 1 15:49:19 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301232656.GL6775@zork.net> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020301232656.GL6775@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301234919.GK4166@kobayashi.soze.net> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin quote 2002-03-01 23:26 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) by Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco > begin Justin quotation: > > > LINE_OF_YELLING, dude. Keep it up and you're off the whitelist. > > > > You must have missed the email etiquette RFC, which clearly stated > > signatures are not part of the "message body" when determining > > "violations." > > Tell it to spamassassin. It flags most of my messages with a > point or so of potential spaminess. Surely you can tell sa to ignore sigs. - -- justin Nature has made up her mind that | None learned the art of archery what cannot defend itself shall | from me who did not make me, in the not be defended. --Ralph Emerson | end, the target. --Saadi of Shiraz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6c (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE8gBN/nH0ZJUVoUkMRAiHIAKDHbK2FBBTFT1jb1KFBnxSVt0lnigCaAl0J dTA3kg6C8LpdipaHIWAaHhQ= =PkAS -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Mar 1 15:49:54 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [CrackMonkey] Free as in Stallman! (almost forgot the '!'!) Message-ID: <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> ----- Forwarded message from Jay Sulzberger ----- Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 18:38:16 -0500 (EST) From: Jay Sulzberger Subject: [nylug-talk] Stallman poster (fwd) To: nylug-talk@nylug.org Cc: Jay Sulzberger Sender: nylug-talk-admin@nylug.org Reply-To: nylug-talk@nylug.org X-Original-Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 18:38:16 -0500 (EST) X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.0 required=7.0 tests= version=2.01 ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 12:45:01 -0500 (EST) To: jays@panix.com Subject: Stallman poster Richard Stallman is now literally the "poster boy for free software." The Borders bookstore chain's Spring 2002 computer book catalogue advertises "FREE Richard Stallman Poster" on the cover. _______________________________________________ nylug-talk mailing list nylug-talk@nylug.org http://herzl.nylug.org/mailman/listinfo/nylug-talk ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From dep at drippingwithirony.com Fri Mar 1 15:54:19 2002 From: dep at drippingwithirony.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Fwd: Your Mail is being returned Message-ID: <200203011854.19386.dep@drippingwithirony.com> in addition to the annoyance, there is the dishonesty -- my mail was not returned. all i got was the message below. ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Subject: Your Mail is being returned Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 18:45:05 -0500 From: Ruben I Safir To: dep@drippingwithirony.com Your Mail has not been delivered. As part of my spam control messages with ! in the subject, and other common spam like stuff, is rejected. This is not personal. Please just resend without ! in the subject. Thanks Ruben ------------------------------------------------------- -- dep The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good, in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. -- John Stuart Mill From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 15:57:32 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] New default subject marker In-Reply-To: <20020301232727.GM6775@zork.net> References: <20020301231334.GD25739@zork.net> <20020301232727.GM6775@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020301235732.GN6775@zork.net> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: > [CrackMonkey!] > > That would solve the problem neatly. And let's see how well it works. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From mikael at pawlo.com Fri Mar 1 16:01:48 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Ruling on MySQL ./. NuSphere Message-ID: Judge Saris has ruled on the preliminary injunction motion in MySQL AB ./. Progress Software (NuSphere) that Progress Software is enjoined from marketing products under the MySQL trademarks until trial. On the matter of Progress' distribution rights under GNU GPL, she has not granted an injunction. While Progress Software appears to be presently in compliance with the GNU GPL, there is probably no irreparable harm being caused to MySQL AB, thus no room for an injunction. Free Software Foundation has issued a press release: http://www.gnu.org/press/2002-03-01-pi-MySQL.html Regards Mikael _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 16:05:21 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] radio dramur! Message-ID: <20020302000521.GO6775@zork.net> Hooray! http://www.compound-eye.org/rex/ -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 16:09:49 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Donny and Marie do the star track Message-ID: <20020302000949.GP6775@zork.net> http://www.timewarptv.com/site/programs/The_Donny_and_Marie_Show/index.htm Be sure not to miss the transcript: http://www.timewarptv.com/site/programs/The_Donny_and_Marie_Show/transcript.htm > Standing to the far right of the stage is a man who attempts to bear > some resemblance to Han Solo, however, he is standing in the doorway > of a cardboard rocket ship, complete with fins, a ramp, a helmet > that looks like something the original Mercury astronauts wore, and > cheap sunglasses. Unless you're the CEO of brooklyn, in which case you probably can't read this message. HA HA! -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From mikael at pawlo.com Fri Mar 1 16:24:00 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust Message-ID: Hey, I just finished watching Antitrust. I actually thought it was far better than its reputation. Sure it's a teen flick and all that, but hey - you have got to love a movie that uses HTML to pose as some sort of very hard to decrypt Unix stuff. Sure - Tim Robbins may not be the perfect Bill but his sidekick is a great Ballmer .-) I guess I have to get the f off this list now, but I should have a long time a go anyway .-) Friday night and I am sending things like this to Crackmonkey. I guess I fit after all. Too damn sad! Mikael P.S. Were they using a GNU GPL license or something else in the movie? Stallman should be upset about the open source references! D.S. _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From nick at zork.net Fri Mar 1 16:23:48 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] oh yeah Message-ID: <20020302002348.GQ6775@zork.net> http://crackmonkey.org/faq.html#ANSWER43 And for your .procmailrc: # Goddamn but Ruben Safir is a twit. :0: * ^From:.*ruben@mrbrklyn.com * ^Subject: Your Mail is being returned inboxes/rubenisawanker (you can use /dev/null if you feel confident about this one) -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 16:26:30 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020302002630.GR6775@zork.net> begin Mikael Pawlo quotation: > I just finished watching Antitrust. I actually thought it was far > better than its reputation. Sure it's a teen flick and all that, but > hey - you have got to love a movie that uses HTML to pose as some > sort of very hard to decrypt Unix stuff. Sure - Tim Robbins may not > be the perfect Bill but his sidekick is a great Ballmer .-) They had a serious problem with that movie. Taking someone's proprietary code and broadcasting it to the world is *not* "Open Source". -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From inkblot at movealong.org Fri Mar 1 16:24:07 2002 From: inkblot at movealong.org (The Right Honorable and Most Noble Archduke of Chicago) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301234919.GK4166@kobayashi.soze.net> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020301232656.GL6775@zork.net> <20020301234919.GK4166@kobayashi.soze.net> Message-ID: <20020302002407.GA10741@movealong.org> Quoting Justin: > -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- > Hash: SHA1 > > begin quote 2002-03-01 23:26 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) > by Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco > > > begin Justin quotation: > > > > LINE_OF_YELLING, dude. Keep it up and you're off the whitelist. > > > > > > You must have missed the email etiquette RFC, which clearly stated > > > signatures are not part of the "message body" when determining > > > "violations." > > > > Tell it to spamassassin. It flags most of my messages with a > > point or so of potential spaminess. > > Surely you can tell sa to ignore sigs. -- BUT IF YOU DO THAT, IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE YOUR SPAM STARTS LOOKING LIKE THIS!!!!!!!! -- --< ((\))< >----< inkblot@movealong.org >----< http://www.movealong.org/ >-- "damn the world to hell." --xavii aka bob From mikael at pawlo.com Fri Mar 1 16:37:12 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: <20020302002630.GR6775@zork.net> References: Message-ID: At 16.26 -0800 02-03-01, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: >begin Mikael Pawlo quotation: >> I just finished watching Antitrust. I actually thought it was far >> better than its reputation. Sure it's a teen flick and all that, but >> hey - you have got to love a movie that uses HTML to pose as some >> sort of very hard to decrypt Unix stuff. Sure - Tim Robbins may not >> be the perfect Bill but his sidekick is a great Ballmer .-) > They had a serious problem with that movie. > Taking someone's proprietary code and broadcasting it to the >world is *not* "Open Source". Just for arguments sake - I can't sleep yet - say someone did just that with XP - would it make any difference? M _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Mar 1 16:40:40 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020302002407.GA10741@movealong.org> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020301232656.GL6775@zork.net> <20020301234919.GK4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020302002407.GA10741@movealong.org> Message-ID: <20020302004040.GA647@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence The Right Honorable and Most Noble Archduke of Chicago quotation: > -- > BUT IF YOU DO THAT, IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE YOUR SPAM STARTS LOOKING > LIKE THIS!!!!!!!! ITYM "-- " HTH. HAND. - -- Brian Hicks This message would self-destruct in 10 seconds, except I'm not that clever. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE8gB9gjLHcIq3dHxYRAsFrAJsELZEvGtQsr5PgEop0IN7uvfwjtgCeNza5 4nTD0BLzA3hELjIj5kWZu5g= =TZbH -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 16:55:10 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020302005510.GS6775@zork.net> begin Mikael Pawlo quotation: > Just for arguments sake - I can't sleep yet - say someone did just > that with XP - would it make any difference? Absolutely. That would be one of the worst PR events in free software history. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From dep at drippingwithirony.com Fri Mar 1 17:07:57 2002 From: dep at drippingwithirony.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: <20020302005510.GS6775@zork.net> References: <20020302005510.GS6775@zork.net> Message-ID: <200203012007.57805.dep@drippingwithirony.com> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's quote: | That would be one of the worst PR events in free software | history. surpassing even mozilla? -- dep Everyone is entitled to his own opinion but not his own facts. -- Daniel Patrick Moynahan From pawal at blipp.com Fri Mar 1 17:18:11 2002 From: pawal at blipp.com (Patrik Wallstrom) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] HMD Message-ID: <20020302011811.GI24655@vic20.blipp.com> Has HMD become googlejuice-day? -- patrik_wallstrom->foodfight->pawal@blipp.com->+46-709580442 From sneakums at zork.net Fri Mar 1 17:18:41 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Steering. In-Reply-To: (Crack Monkey's message of "Fri, 1 Mar 2002 12:20:52 -0800") References: <20020228031013.GA9018@symonds.net> <20020228154432.GP29954@zork.net> Message-ID: <6u664f937y.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Crack Monkey quotation: > begin Sean Neakums quotation: >> commence Crack Monkey quotation: >> > So, who here wants to peer with my leafnode instance? >> >> If you could make it sound less like an illegal act, you might get >> some responses. > > Damn troll. This news/mail gatewayness us still breaking threading. I am not best pleased. -- "Ron Sweeney is the one. Fear his noisy keyboard!" -- Eamon de Valera From sneakums at zork.net Fri Mar 1 17:19:30 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020301174004.A6127@www2.mrbrklyn.com> (Ruben I Safir's message of "Fri, 1 Mar 2002 17:40:04 -0500") References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301174004.A6127@www2.mrbrklyn.com> Message-ID: <6u1yf3936l.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Ruben I Safir quotation: > I need it to work as it is for my Kids in Wisconcin... Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck. -- "What they should do is try to get a whole nest of artificially intelligent kernels like ants or bees: ``Stop the hacker! He's going for the queen!'' And like a bunch of them start shutting down various systems ... it'd be like Death Star except without the explosions." -- Emad El-Haraty, on OS design. From justin-cm at soze.net Fri Mar 1 17:19:48 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020302011948.GL4166@kobayashi.soze.net> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin quote 2002-03-02 00:24 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) by Mikael Pawlo > Hey, Isn't that a personal greeting? I hate to tell you this, but there's nobody on the other side of THIS curtain besides a room full of rabid ferrets. > I guess I have to get the f off this list now, but I should have a long > time a go anyway .-) What a relief, I was just starting to worry that my SPAM folder would fill up with your continued ravings over inane movies from over a year ago. > Friday night and I am sending things like this to Crackmonkey. I guess I > fit after all. Too damn sad! Stop it, I'm getting teary-eyed. - -- justin Nature has made up her mind that | None learned the art of archery what cannot defend itself shall | from me who did not make me, in the not be defended. --Ralph Emerson | end, the target. --Saadi of Shiraz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6c (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE8gCi0nH0ZJUVoUkMRAtsEAKCNwE3QTbYkjl9Cj0qq8IROq/MvowCfQqUS L7mszOluhMlhHk+fq6108yA= =pLd7 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From pawal at blipp.com Fri Mar 1 17:21:25 2002 From: pawal at blipp.com (Patrik Wallstrom) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! In-Reply-To: <20020301223520.GC25739@zork.net> References: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301221328.GH11350@dasbistro.com> <20020301222241.GA21892@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301142504.A3613@zgp.org> <20020301223520.GC25739@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020302012125.GJ24655@vic20.blipp.com> On Fri, 01 Mar 2002, Emad El-Haraty wrote: > > (burnallgifs.org has moved up from 36 to 11 in Google searches for > > Unisys since the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment began.) > > #10 I presume Google counts clicks on the search results as well. Search and click! I contributed somewhat to burnallgifs by infecting some unmaintained guestbooks. Easy. -- patrik_wallstrom->foodfight->pawal@blipp.com->+46-709580442 From sneakums at zork.net Fri Mar 1 17:21:27 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020302004040.GA647@8ball.wox.org> (Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas's message of "Fri, 1 Mar 2002 18:40:40 -0600") References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020301232656.GL6775@zork.net> <20020301234919.GK4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020302002407.GA10741@movealong.org> <20020302004040.GA647@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <6uwuwv7oiw.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas quotation: > commence The Right Honorable and Most Noble Archduke of Chicago quotation: >> -- >> BUT IF YOU DO THAT, IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE YOUR SPAM STARTS LOOKING >> LIKE THIS!!!!!!!! > > ITYM "-- " HTH. HAND. I am so glad I fixed Gnus not to sigify such bogusly-delimited sigs. I knew it was bogus the moment I saw it! -- "Windows NT is 'case-preserving', but not 'case-distinguishing'. Translation: it's a lot like ass." -- Eamon de Valera From neale at woozle.org Fri Mar 1 17:21:29 2002 From: neale at woozle.org (the Troll under the Belltown Bridge) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Free as in Stallman! (almost forgot the '!'!) In-Reply-To: <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> References: <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> Message-ID: So then, Don Marti is all like: > Richard Stallman is now literally the "poster boy for free software." > The Borders bookstore chain's Spring 2002 computer book catalogue > advertises "FREE Richard Stallman Poster" on the cover. I want a "Free Richard Stallman" poster. From mikael at pawlo.com Fri Mar 1 17:28:21 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: <20020302005510.GS6775@zork.net> References: Message-ID: At 16.55 -0800 02-03-01, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: >begin Mikael Pawlo quotation: >> Just for arguments sake - I can't sleep yet - say someone did just >> that with XP - would it make any difference? > Absolutely. > That would be one of the worst PR events in free software >history. Even if it was done by Microsoft? Mikael _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From justin-cm at soze.net Fri Mar 1 17:21:29 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <20020302004040.GA647@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020301232656.GL6775@zork.net> <20020301234919.GK4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020302002407.GA10741@movealong.org> <20020302004040.GA647@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020302012129.GM4166@kobayashi.soze.net> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin quote 2002-03-02 00:40 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) by Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas > commence The Right Honorable and Most Noble Archduke of Chicago quotation: > > -- > > BUT IF YOU DO THAT, IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE YOUR SPAM STARTS LOOKING > > LIKE THIS!!!!!!!! > > ITYM "-- " HTH. HAND. Uhh, don't tell spammers how to get past the filter! Isn't that a violation of 1201(a)(3)? - -- justin Nature has made up her mind that | None learned the art of archery what cannot defend itself shall | from me who did not make me, in the not be defended. --Ralph Emerson | end, the target. --Saadi of Shiraz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6c (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE8gCkZnH0ZJUVoUkMRAvVlAKCIMAnwDl7X9hxmMgwjR2padIarKgCeK92V t+lO94GXaJVgtw/C1ChrQ58= =yaJ3 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From mikael at pawlo.com Fri Mar 1 17:48:47 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Free as in Stallman! (almost forgot the '!'!) In-Reply-To: References: <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> Message-ID: At 17.21 -0800 02-03-01, the Troll under the Belltown Bridge wrote: >> Richard Stallman is now literally the "poster boy for free software." >> The Borders bookstore chain's Spring 2002 computer book catalogue >> advertises "FREE Richard Stallman Poster" on the cover. >I want a "Free Richard Stallman" poster. Did anyone read the book? I got a little scared by the 'quotes from Richard's mother'-part in the marketing. M _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From mikael at pawlo.com Fri Mar 1 17:53:05 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Free as a troll Message-ID: Interview with Sam Williams, author of Free as in Freedom: http://www.onlamp.com/pub/a/onlamp/2002/02/28/williams.html M _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Mar 1 17:49:43 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] You'll never guess!!! In-Reply-To: <20020302012125.GJ24655@vic20.blipp.com>; from pawal@blipp.com on Sat, Mar 02, 2002 at 02:21:25AM +0100 References: <20020301214614.GA21384@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301221328.GH11350@dasbistro.com> <20020301222241.GA21892@lxbox3.embody.org> <20020301142504.A3613@zgp.org> <20020301223520.GC25739@zork.net> <20020302012125.GJ24655@vic20.blipp.com> Message-ID: <20020301174943.A7133@zgp.org> begin Patrik Wallstrom quotation of Sat, Mar 02, 2002 at 02:21:25AM +0100: > I presume Google counts clicks on the search results as well. Search > and click! View source, dude. They don't. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Mar 1 17:50:20 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Free as in Stallman! (almost forgot the '!'!) In-Reply-To: ; from neale@woozle.org on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 05:21:29PM -0800 References: <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020301175020.B7133@zgp.org> begin the Troll under the Belltown Bridge quotation of Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 05:21:29PM -0800: > I want a "Free Richard Stallman" poster. I want a free, Free "Free Richard Stallman" poster. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 17:50:42 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020302015042.GT6775@zork.net> begin Mikael Pawlo quotation: > > That would be one of the worst PR events in free software > >history. > > Even if it was done by Microsoft? But that's not the point of the movie. The point was that it was a rogue employee publishing the code against the authors' wishes. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From carlos at laviola.org Fri Mar 1 17:56:35 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Your Mail is being returned Message-ID: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> Your Mail has not been delivered. As part of my spam control messages with text in the subject, and other common spam like stuff, is rejected. This is not personal. Please just resend without text in the subject. Thanks -- _ _ _| _ _ | _ . _ | _ to hell with icq, use jabber! (_(_|| |(_)_) |(_|\/|(_)|(_| THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK? From mikael at pawlo.com Fri Mar 1 18:07:18 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: <20020302015042.GT6775@zork.net> References: Message-ID: At 17.50 -0800 02-03-01, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: >begin Mikael Pawlo quotation: >> > That would be one of the worst PR events in free software >> >history. >> Even if it was done by Microsoft? > But that's not the point of the movie. The point was that it >was a rogue employee publishing the code against the authors' wishes. I guess you don't like thinking out of the box. Where is the wireless Rick Moen these days? Mikael _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Mar 1 18:12:21 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Your Mail is being returned In-Reply-To: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> References: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> Message-ID: <20020302021221.GE647@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Carlos Laviola quotation: > Your Mail has not been delivered. As part of my spam control > messages with text in the subject, and other common spam like > stuff, is rejected. This is not personal. Please just resend > without text in the subject. Thanks Oh won't someone please think of the children! - -- Brian Hicks This message would self-destruct in 10 seconds, except I'm not that clever. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE8gDUDjLHcIq3dHxYRAlg8AJ9FtHSSnNmasPAe6zcLCwovKCW4xwCePCEP UYGhlneSCYofC5UMKqIPBZc= =VMhK -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From jays at panix.com Fri Mar 1 18:15:30 2002 From: jays at panix.com (Jay Sulzberger) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Antitrust In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020302021530.GA2851@panix.com> On Sat, Mar 02, 2002 at 01:37:12AM +0100, Mikael Pawlo wrote: > At 16.26 -0800 02-03-01, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco > wrote: > >begin Mikael Pawlo quotation: > >> I just finished watching Antitrust. I actually thought it was far > >> better than its reputation. Sure it's a teen flick and all that, but > >> hey - you have got to love a movie that uses HTML to pose as some > >> sort of very hard to decrypt Unix stuff. Sure - Tim Robbins may not > >> be the perfect Bill but his sidekick is a great Ballmer .-) > > They had a serious problem with that movie. > > Taking someone's proprietary code and broadcasting it to the > >world is *not* "Open Source". > > Just for arguments sake - I can't sleep yet - say someone did just that > with XP - would it make any difference? > > M It would further the mass delusion that there is something valuable in Microsoft's secret code. After a few weeks, perhaps Microsoft would notice that no harm came to Microsoft as a result of publication. Microsoft would announce that all its future code would be available, for study and repair, on Slashdot. Fixes would flow in, the code would improve, Microsoft would make more money. The Supreme Court of the United States would reverse all findings of fact in the two antitrust cases. If the Supreme Court were to fail to act, a direct intervention of the World Trade Organization would place improved versions of XP on all WalsquiggleMart naked peecees. http://www.panix.com/~jays/tunney.letter oo--JS. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Mar 1 18:33:05 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Your Mail is being returned In-Reply-To: <20020302021221.GE647@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> <20020302021221.GE647@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020302023305.GU6775@zork.net> begin Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas quotation: > Oh won't someone please think of the children! They're in "Wisconcin". -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From jdub at perkypants.org Fri Mar 1 18:35:22 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Prince Andrew In-Reply-To: <3C7FCB4D.407972BF@ilm.com> References: <3C7FCB4D.407972BF@ilm.com> Message-ID: <20020302023522.GG15879@perkypants.org> > Prince Andrew is here at ILM! Well, I'll chime in and say that I know who he is, and why the ruckus. Silly uneducated, lower-class, neanderthal crackmonkies. - Jeff -- "Boys will be boys, hackers will be hackers, geeks will be geeks, and cyberpunks will always just be ravers with Macintoshes." - Monkey Master, Crackmonkey From jdub at perkypants.org Fri Mar 1 18:36:04 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] HMD In-Reply-To: <20020301171409.GB2449@alternex.com.br> References: <20020301171409.GB2449@alternex.com.br> Message-ID: <20020302023604.GH15879@perkypants.org> > Happy Mailman Day! And what a glorious day it is! I thought I'd let someone else contribute to the Mailman Day love-sharing this month. Being From The Future is cheating a bit. - Jeff -- "Trying to get a PC to analyse one of the most abstract forms of language - the poem - is like trying to drill for oil with a banana." - The Register From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Mar 1 19:15:41 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Your Mail is being returned In-Reply-To: <20020302023305.GU6775@zork.net> References: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> <20020302021221.GE647@8ball.wox.org> <20020302023305.GU6775@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020302031541.GA1276@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: > begin Overlord of Minnesota and Protector of the Dakotas quotation: > > Oh won't someone please think of the children! > > They're in "Wisconcin". Of course, that's where all of my forced-labor camps are. - -- Brian Hicks This message would self-destruct in 10 seconds, except I'm not that clever. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE8gEOYjLHcIq3dHxYRAjxkAJ9V6xuYeJHGEDRtMxFf5cfcn8Lx5gCbBLX4 ukmQMPgZiFBug2049Ysxk6E= =R87g -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From ron at vnetworx.net Fri Mar 1 19:44:05 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Ron Guerin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] oh yeah In-Reply-To: <20020302002348.GQ6775@zork.net> References: <20020302002348.GQ6775@zork.net> Message-ID: <1015040646.2727.12363.camel@amory> On Fri, 2002-03-01 at 19:23, Nick Moffitt wrote: > http://crackmonkey.org/faq.html#ANSWER43 [!CrackMonkey!] The Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Intendant of Brookhaven bows before the Prince Regent of San Francisco. That script has been plaguing NYLUG and WWWAC on and off for a year now. -- "You are indeed the Master of Monkeys." From wilder at eskimo.com Fri Mar 1 22:08:37 2002 From: wilder at eskimo.com (Dan Wilder) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020301175413.M7662@suse.de>; from davej@suse.de on Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 05:54:13PM +0100 References: <20020301164428.GY29954@zork.net> <20020301175413.M7662@suse.de> Message-ID: <20020301220837.B7472@eskimo.com> On Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 05:54:13PM +0100, Dave Jones wrote: > On Fri, Mar 01, 2002 at 08:44:28AM -0800, Nick Moffitt wrote: > > Gaaah! The DUTCH! > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > ivo@o2w.nl has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. > > I was disappointed to find no-one wearing clogs when I visited .nl > It's all a lie. I bet those windmills don't really do anything either. Attract tourists? -- Dan Wilder From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Mar 2 10:47:37 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] oh yeah In-Reply-To: <1015040646.2727.12363.camel@amory> References: <20020302002348.GQ6775@zork.net> <1015040646.2727.12363.camel@amory> Message-ID: <20020302184737.GV6775@zork.net> begin Ron Guerin quotation: > The Subjugator of Port Jefferson and Intendant of Brookhaven bows > before the Prince Regent of San Francisco. FEALTY! -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From rick at linuxmafia.com Sat Mar 2 09:27:36 2002 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Free as in Stallman! (almost forgot the '!'!) In-Reply-To: References: <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020302172735.GJ10153@linuxmafia.com> Quoting the Troll under the Belltown Bridge (neale@woozle.org): > I want a "Free Richard Stallman" poster. Posters want to be free, man. -- Cheers, Rick Moen "vi is my shepherd; I shall not font." rick@linuxmafia.com -- Psalm 0.1 beta From carton at Ivy.NET Fri Mar 1 23:16:08 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Message for the CEO of brooklyn In-Reply-To: <6uwuwv7oiw.fsf@zork.zork.net> (Sean Neakums's message of "Sat, 02 Mar 2002 01:21:27 +0000") References: <20020301204427.GC6775@zork.net> <20020301135404.A2819@zgp.org> <20020301230300.GI4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020301232656.GL6775@zork.net> <20020301234919.GK4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020302002407.GA10741@movealong.org> <20020302004040.GA647@8ball.wox.org> <6uwuwv7oiw.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: >>>>> "sn" == Sean Neakums writes: sn> I am so glad I fixed Gnus not to sigify such bogusly-delimited sn> sigs. I knew it was bogus the moment I saw it! The signature is below the LAST '-- ', so even if he had used a valid delimiter, Gnus would be wrong to call that a signature. He had another automatic signature below it. -- ``[The capitalist] intends only his own gain, [but he is] led by an invisible hand to promote an end which was no part of his intention.'' -- Adam Smith From carton at Ivy.NET Fri Mar 1 23:08:25 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Shadow Government activated In-Reply-To: <20020301175428.GB25131@eber.embody.org> (mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley's message of "Fri, 1 Mar 2002 09:54:28 -0800") References: <20020301172155.GF29954@zork.net> <3C7FBB68.ABB8007B@ilm.com> <20020301175428.GB25131@eber.embody.org> Message-ID: >>>>> "mdceob" == mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley writes: mdceob> Do you live near Waynesboro, PA, or something? Yeah, that's my country club. From sneakums at zork.net Sat Mar 2 11:06:56 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Free as in Stallman! (almost forgot the '!'!) In-Reply-To: (Mikael Pawlo's message of "Sat, 2 Mar 2002 02:48:47 +0100") References: <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> Message-ID: <6u7koun60f.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Mikael Pawlo quotation: > At 17.21 -0800 02-03-01, the Troll under the Belltown Bridge wrote: >>> Richard Stallman is now literally the "poster boy for free software." >>> The Borders bookstore chain's Spring 2002 computer book catalogue >>> advertises "FREE Richard Stallman Poster" on the cover. >>I want a "Free Richard Stallman" poster. > > Did anyone read the book? I got a little scared by the 'quotes from > Richard's mother'-part in the marketing. Well, you're a twonk anyway. I read the sample chapter, and it was pretty good. -- "I don't care what you say. I'm right and you're wrong." -- Eamon de Valera From justin-cm at soze.net Sat Mar 2 11:07:54 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] without text!!!!!%%%%%*****$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ In-Reply-To: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> References: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> Message-ID: <20020302190754.GO4166@kobayashi.soze.net> From nick at zork.net Sat Mar 2 11:15:06 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:35 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Quincy Punk Rock Episode Message-ID: <20020302191505.GA4819@zork.net> http://www.requestline.com/archive/sep97/episode/3index.html > Dancing to the sound of the Tommy Dorsey Orchestra, Quincy asks Dr. > Emily Hanover why anyone would "want to listen to music that makes > you hate, when you can listen to music that makes you love." -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From nick at zork.net Sat Mar 2 11:18:30 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wolfman Jack mp3s! Message-ID: <20020302191830.GB4819@zork.net> http://www.wolfmanjack.org/audio/ Also, an article about his voice: http://www.wolfmanjack.org/marscorner.htm > This time around I am going to be professorial. Maybe because I > consider myself a professor in "Wolfmanology." Maybe because there > is something fun about debunking myths. Maybe because I got up on > the wrong side of the bed. Whatever the case, I now offer the most > in-depth, analytical and prosaic piece you will ever read about > Wolfman Jack, at least to date on this web site. I think it is time > to do this. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Mar 2 11:19:13 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] without text!!!!!%%%%%*****$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ In-Reply-To: <20020302190754.GO4166@kobayashi.soze.net> References: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> <20020302190754.GO4166@kobayashi.soze.net> Message-ID: <20020302191913.GC4819@zork.net> You are an insane spaz! Let's get 'im! -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From nick at zork.net Sat Mar 2 11:27:33 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Richard Simmons collection Message-ID: <20020302192732.GD4819@zork.net> http://www.collecterrific.com/simmons/ > Collection of the MastersTM . . by Richard Simmons -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From mdillon at standmed.com Sat Mar 2 11:29:16 2002 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Shadow Government activated In-Reply-To: References: <20020301172155.GF29954@zork.net> <3C7FBB68.ABB8007B@ilm.com> <20020301175428.GB25131@eber.embody.org> Message-ID: <20020302192916.GA3689@eber.embody.org> begin Soldier Troll of the North Lands quotation: > Yeah, that's my country club. Whatever: http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/c3i/raven_rock.htm -md From dmarti at zgp.org Sat Mar 2 11:30:11 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] learn PERL!!! Message-ID: <20020302113011.A17543@zgp.org> "Matt Wright's PERL Script Forum contains hundreds of postings concerning Matt Wright's useful PERL scripts. This is the BEST way to learn the PERL programming language and CGI. Matt's Script Archive, created by Matt Wright, contains useful PERL scripts which he has written for the Internet community. Thousands of Web masters world wide use Matt's Scripts." http://www.lookwww.com/webmast/perl.htm -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From nick at zork.net Sat Mar 2 11:41:03 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] L. Ron Hubbard on the couch eating Funyuns and pizza Message-ID: <20020302194102.GE4819@zork.net> http://bbird.brainfodder.net/ron.html > This is a picture of L. Ron Hubbard on the couch eating Funyuns and > pizza. He's thinking, "Mmmm, that's a lot of pizza!" > > Before becoming the founder of The Church of Scientology and author > of such classics as Battlefield Earth, Ron was a championship race > car driver on the planet Marcab. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From justin-cm at soze.net Sat Mar 2 12:06:45 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] without text!!!!!%%%%%*****$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ In-Reply-To: <20020302191913.GC4819@zork.net> References: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> <20020302190754.GO4166@kobayashi.soze.net> <20020302191913.GC4819@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020302200645.GP4166@kobayashi.soze.net> From mdillon at standmed.com Sat Mar 2 12:21:10 2002 From: mdillon at standmed.com (mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] learn PERL!!! In-Reply-To: <20020302113011.A17543@zgp.org> References: <20020302113011.A17543@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020302202109.GA3791@eber.embody.org> begin Don Marti quotation: > "Matt Wright's PERL Script Forum contains hundreds of postings > concerning Matt Wright's useful PERL scripts. This is the BEST way to > learn the PERL programming language and CGI. Matt's Script Archive, > created by Matt Wright, contains useful PERL scripts which he has > written for the Internet community. Thousands of Web masters world > wide use Matt's Scripts." > [...snip URL of EVIL Matt Wrong's scriptorium...] http://search.cpan.org/doc/JMCNAMARA/Acme-Inline-PERL-0.01/README -md From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Sat Mar 2 12:44:50 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] without text!!!!!%%%%%*****$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ In-Reply-To: <20020302190754.GO4166@kobayashi.soze.net> References: <20020302015635.GA4399@alternex.com.br> <20020302190754.GO4166@kobayashi.soze.net> Message-ID: <20020302204450.GB1496@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Nice try, but there's still the footer. - -- Brian Hicks This message would self-destruct in 10 seconds, except I'm not that clever. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE8gTnBjLHcIq3dHxYRAoypAJ4mM7A6pIb0/l7pyJvXkYTbx8AiVACdFcP/ NgsHEkTcSnjZtwdYNJ5wHaY= =J0pc -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From carton at Ivy.NET Sat Mar 2 13:40:36 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Shadow Government activated In-Reply-To: <20020302192916.GA3689@eber.embody.org>; from mdillon@standmed.com on Sat, Mar 02, 2002 at 11:29:16AM -0800 References: <20020301172155.GF29954@zork.net> <3C7FBB68.ABB8007B@ilm.com> <20020301175428.GB25131@eber.embody.org> <20020302192916.GA3689@eber.embody.org> Message-ID: <20020302144036.A31624@sakima.ivy.net> > Whatever: > http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/usa/c3i/raven_rock.htm If you're trying to target Command and Control Bunkers, just look for golf courses. http://www.iwingolf.com/course_detail.asp?cid=16294 or, uh, maybe not. http://www.wayhoo.com/StuntMen/PSMHome.htm I live near _this_ Waynesboro right now, so never mind. http://www.iwingolf.com/course_detail.asp?cid=16298 From sween at modelm.org Sat Mar 2 07:59:33 2002 From: sween at modelm.org (Ron Sweeney) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Jar Jar Binks, security sucks Message-ID: <20020302105933.A13345@mpilots.dyndns.org> http://leech.dk/afrodot.jpg heh. From jmorris at intercode.com.au Sat Mar 2 16:05:28 2002 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Jar Jar Binks, security sucks In-Reply-To: <20020302105933.A13345@mpilots.dyndns.org> Message-ID: On Sat, 2 Mar 2002, Ron Sweeney wrote: > > http://leech.dk/afrodot.jpg > I couldn't click on any of the links. - James -- James Morris From dep at drippingwithirony.com Sat Mar 2 16:47:03 2002 From: dep at drippingwithirony.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Jar Jar Binks, security sucks In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <200203021947.03422.dep@drippingwithirony.com> begin James Morris's quote: | On Sat, 2 Mar 2002, Ron Sweeney wrote: | > http://leech.dk/afrodot.jpg | | I couldn't click on any of the links. sure you could. it would be entirely futile to do so, but hey, you're on crackmonkey, so futility can't be a total stranger to you . . . -- dep The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good, in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. -- John Stuart Mill From dmarti at zgp.org Sat Mar 2 17:18:27 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] vote Pat Wright Message-ID: <20020302171827.C20748@zgp.org> "I have also faced many criminal complaints over ferrets, and I have seen how justice system works (more accurately, doesnt work) in this country." http://ferretsanon.com/why_i_am_running.htm (now for the ferret version of "Smuggler's Blues") http://ferretsanon.com/avoid_checkpoints.htm -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From nick at zork.net Sat Mar 2 17:21:15 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020303012115.GF4819@zork.net> So how fast does it run on your c64? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- jeremym@loonix.org has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From jdub at perkypants.org Sat Mar 2 17:28:14 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [CrackMonkey] Free as in Stallman! (almost forgot the '!'!) In-Reply-To: <6u7koun60f.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> <20020301154954.A5465@zgp.org> <6u7koun60f.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020303012814.GI1103@perkypants.org> > Well, you're a twonk anyway. *blink* Who taught him that? - Jeff -- If Perl is gaffer, and Python is Magic Tape, then Ruby is self-adhesive plate gold. From nick at zork.net Sat Mar 2 18:22:50 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] re: bears] Message-ID: <20020303022250.GH4819@zork.net> And, in closing, Mister Bad r0xx0rz. ----- Forwarded message from "Mr. Bad" ----- >>>>> "TS" == Thom Stark writes: TS> (Note that Morrison died more than a TS> decade before "Star Truck: The Next Degeneration" premiered, Oh, man. You fell for that silly publicity stunt? Bwahaha! Havent you ever seen the documentary film "Eddie and the Cruisers"? How anyone could believe Jim Morrison to be dead is beyond me. Even a cursory review of your favorite Web search engine will show that Jim Morrison is alive and well in Maryland, selling quality hand-crafted chairs at bargain prices: http://www.craftsonline.com/morchaincan.html Time has taken its toll on Jim, but he still has that smoldering sexual magnetism that made him an idol to teenyboppers and latent homosexuals worldwide in the 60s and 70s: http://www.craftsonline.com/abkatandjimm.html Sorry, though, ladies: the Lizard King has finally settled down with his one special lady, who shares his hopes and dreams. But you can still look, eh? Ha cha cha. In conclusion, Id like to point out that my favorite expisode of The Star Track is the one where Boss Hogg travels through time with Alexander the Great and Ben Franklin to kill Trotsky, but Spock kicks their ass with chop-socky judo moves. They are all so impressed, the join the Fellowship of the Ring and the Planet of the Daleks is saved. -Mr. Bad P.S. I believe the proper denigrating term is "FART TRASH: The Poop Suck-dog-ass-butt-eration." -- Mr. Bad | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ "Goofus gets the chicks." -- lisapea ----- End forwarded message ----- -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From jeremym at loonix.org Sat Mar 2 21:25:57 2002 From: jeremym at loonix.org (Jeremy McLeod) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020303012115.GF4819@zork.net> References: <20020303012115.GF4819@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020303052557.GA6839@pug.chroot.net> On Sat Mar 02, 2002 at 05:21:15PM -0800, Nick Moffitt wrote: >So how fast does it run on your c64? If I ever felt the desire to play with a slow, unreliable piece of crap like the c64 again, it'd probably be the first thing I tried. -- Jeremy McLeod jeremym@loonix.org From ron at vnetworx.net Sat Mar 2 22:03:47 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (The Subjugator of Port Jefferson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020303052557.GA6839@pug.chroot.net> References: <20020303012115.GF4819@zork.net> <20020303052557.GA6839@pug.chroot.net> Message-ID: <1015135428.1028.15514.camel@amory> On Sun, 2002-03-03 at 00:25, Jeremy McLeod wrote: > If I ever felt the desire to play with a slow, unreliable piece of crap > like the c64 again, it'd probably be the first thing I tried. Before the VIC-20? -- "Ok, who used the POKE of death on my PET?" -- Ben Franklin From sween at modelm.org Sat Mar 2 22:10:01 2002 From: sween at modelm.org (Ron Sweeney) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] huevo Message-ID: <20020303011000.A43205@mpilots.dyndns.org> http://www.handyscripts.co.uk/trubador_egg.htm From nick at zork.net Sun Mar 3 00:23:52 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020303082352.GI4819@zork.net> goddamn rr weenies. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- mwmiller@columbus.rr.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From nick at zork.net Sun Mar 3 00:45:08 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [owen@ditherati.com: D I T H E R A T I for 22 February 2002] Message-ID: <20020303084508.GJ4819@zork.net> So I'm behind in my ditherati, but the spamazon ad for this one said: > John Perry Barlow stars as John Crosse in "Conceiving Ada": That was the sort of movie where you look at the actors who were in it and say "They've come a long way since Conceiving Ada". When we left the theater, a pack of geeks behind us said "Wow, I never thought you could take a subject so interesting and make it so boring." ----- Forwarded message from Owen Thomas ----- D I T H E R A T I see the digerati dither, daily MALAISE OF FUTURE PAST "Being an Internet guru isn't what it used to be." John Perry Barlow, realizing for the first time that the future might very well be asking him to leave it alone, News.com, 22 February 2002 http://news.com.com/2008-1082-843349.html ----- End forwarded message ----- -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From nick at zork.net Sun Mar 3 00:53:44 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Senator brutalizes Intel rep for resisting CPRM Message-ID: <20020303085344.GK4819@zork.net> http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/54/24262.html > "We do not need to neuter the personal computer to be nothing more > than a videocassette recorder," Vadasz said in testimony before the > Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation Thursday. -- INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN BUT SAFETY REQUIRES AVOIDING UNNECESSARY CONVERSATION end 01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter! ^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.) From dmarti at zgp.org Sun Mar 3 09:41:38 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Senator brutalizes Intel rep for resisting CPRM In-Reply-To: <20020303085344.GK4819@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Sun, Mar 03, 2002 at 12:53:44AM -0800 References: <20020303085344.GK4819@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020303094138.A31145@zgp.org> begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Sun, Mar 03, 2002 at 12:53:44AM -0800: > http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/54/24262.html > > "We do not need to neuter the personal computer to be nothing more > > than a videocassette recorder," Vadasz said in testimony before the > > Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation Thursday. At least Valenti says what he means. These Intel sons-of-bitches just want a better negotiating position in the DRM wars instead of the pressure of a government-imposed deadline. "Don't worry about passing a law to make us fuck over our customers; we're doing that already!" -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From jeremym at loonix.org Sun Mar 3 10:17:13 2002 From: jeremym at loonix.org (Jeremy McLeod) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <1015135428.1028.15514.camel@amory> References: <20020303012115.GF4819@zork.net> <20020303052557.GA6839@pug.chroot.net> <1015135428.1028.15514.camel@amory> Message-ID: <20020303181713.GA3010@pug.chroot.net> On Sun Mar 03, 2002 at 01:03:47AM -0500, The Subjugator of Port Jefferson wrote: >On Sun, 2002-03-03 at 00:25, Jeremy McLeod wrote: >> If I ever felt the desire to play with a slow, unreliable piece of crap >> like the c64 again, it'd probably be the first thing I tried. > >Before the VIC-20? I was referring to LUnix. -- Jeremy McLeod jeremym@loonix.org From tyrak at borgship.net Sun Mar 3 13:12:26 2002 From: tyrak at borgship.net (Joakim Andersson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] It's not easy to be a Swede nowadays Message-ID: <20020303211226.GA17449@borgship.net> WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO ? Recently it's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living. The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman ." The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic." Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men." The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject. Later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team Sweden, and I was just too embarrassed to say so." -- Joakim Andersson ; tyrak@borgship.net ; http://borgship.net/~tyrak/ From justin-cm at soze.net Sun Mar 3 14:44:30 2002 From: justin-cm at soze.net (Justin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] It's not easy to be a Swede nowadays In-Reply-To: <20020303211226.GA17449@borgship.net> References: <20020303211226.GA17449@borgship.net> Message-ID: <20020303224430.GR4166@kobayashi.soze.net> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin quote 2002-03-03 21:12 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) by Joakim Andersson > dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad > plays hockey for Team Sweden, and I was just too embarrassed to say so." Which of course would be funny if it wasn't so unoriginal. - -- justin Nature has made up her mind that | None learned the art of archery what cannot defend itself shall | from me who did not make me, in the not be defended. --Ralph Emerson | end, the target. --Saadi of Shiraz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6c (GNU/Linux) iD8DBQE8gqdOnH0ZJUVoUkMRAnlVAKC1UIgA4IJ5YxSmb6aD7jBaskv3vwCgvy1g kcOMj9u5QGybORMoEmZvqt8= =WOY9 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From dmarti at zgp.org Sun Mar 3 15:48:41 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] It's not easy to be a Swede nowadays In-Reply-To: <20020303224430.GR4166@kobayashi.soze.net>; from justin-cm@soze.net on Sun, Mar 03, 2002 at 10:44:30PM +0000 References: <20020303211226.GA17449@borgship.net> <20020303224430.GR4166@kobayashi.soze.net> Message-ID: <20020303154841.B2138@zgp.org> begin Justin quotation of Sun, Mar 03, 2002 at 10:44:30PM +0000: > begin quote 2002-03-03 21:12 +0000 (authenticity not guaranteed) > by Joakim Andersson > > > dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad > > plays hockey for Team Sweden, and I was just too embarrassed to say so." > > Which of course would be funny if it wasn't so unoriginal. The real punch line is "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!" -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Join the Distributed Unisys Google Experiment. dmarti@zgp.org Unisys KG6INA everywhere. From ziccardi at digitalfreaks.org Sat Mar 2 15:47:37 2002 From: ziccardi at digitalfreaks.org (Chad Ziccardi) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:54:36 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] learn PERL!!! In-Reply-To: <20020302113011.A17543@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020302183850.D97987-100000@digitalfreaks.org> On Sat, 2 Mar 2002, Don Marti wrote: > "Matt Wright's PERL Script Forum contains hundreds of postings > concerning Matt Wright's useful PERL scripts. This is the BEST way to > learn the PERL programming language and CGI. Matt's Script Archive, > created by Matt Wright, contains useful PERL scripts which he has > written for the Internet community. 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