[!CrackMonkey!] or, we could resort to guns . . .
Last Judgement Samuel
junasts at subdimension.com
Thu Jun 13 10:51:11 PDT 2002
>>>>> "#oB" == #2 of Berkeley <crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org> writes:
#oB> so, umm... do any of you switch hands with your knife and
Only when I'm being attacked by ninjas, and I need a flashy
move. Then, I throw the knife and fork really high in the air, and
they make a cool flashing whistling noise, and then I grab them at the
last minute, twirl around, and stab the ninja on the left with the
fork in my right hand, and the ninja on my right, with the knife in my
Then I do a backflip and kick the guy sneaking up behind me right in
the face. And then I get in this really alert pose, and look around
like as if there's any more coming, except the others are running away
now, and then I dust my hands off in a gesture of "job well done," and
return to my healthful repast.
It sounds complicated, but all it really takes is superhuman hand-eye
coordination and a steady supply of practice ninjas, which can be
purchased in bulk from most pet stores.
-- Last Judgement Samuel
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