[Zachary Copley <snatcher@bearfountain.com>] Re: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification]

[Zachary Copley]

>>>>> "JW" == Jeff Waugh <jdub at perkypants.org> writes:

    JW> It's like a BIG DUMP-TRUCK pulled up next to you and DUMPED
    JW> IGNORANCE all over your pesky little troll head.

Don't steal my fucking insults, they are COPYRIGHTED!!!!  You
uncreative dogfuck!  I know my legal rights.  I will reign down attack
lawyers upon your head like Islamic Jihad.  I will have them burn a
copyright symbol into your forehead with a branding iron, and
sacrifice you on the alter of Moloch, while I use your linucks box as a
makeshift toilet!!!

    JW> a) "slow as fuck": No.

You can't fool me... parsing XML is expensive.  SAX, DOM, it doesn't
matter.

    JW> b) "objects unmarshalled from XML": Jesus Christ, it's a UI
    JW> description format, not a fucking object store.

What the fuck do you think and object store is?  Those objects are
being serialized as XML on the file system.  I am so sick and tired of
you linucksy linuxcers talking real technical about things you don't
understand.  You pepper your posts with lingo and buzzwords and
acronyms and get all pedantic, but when it comes right down to it,
you're blowing smoke out your ass so hard that your butthole looks
like a trumpet.

    JW> BACK TO YOUR TROLL HOLE, Zachary Pissant!

Fuck off!!  I am taking trolling to a whole new level!  You don't know
trolling!  You can't handle trolling!  I'm breaking new ground and
kicking ass right in the dark and dirty bunghole of Linucksdom!  For
the betterment of mankind.

Jake


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