[!CrackMonkey!] Mackertosh Toy Computer Bastard
Last Judgement Samuel
junasts at subdimension.com
Tue Jun 4 10:52:05 PDT 2002
>>>>> "JT" == Jim Thompson <jim at musenki.com> writes:
Me> Fuck you, you beret-wearing turtleneck Mac fuck! You're just all horny
Me> for the Mackertosh because you want to be buggered by that Mister
Me> Steave Joabs all day long, with his sexy man glasses.
JT> OK, but given your choice, would you rather be buggered to death by:
JT> a) Bill Gates and Steve "Developers Developers Developers" Balmer
JT> b) Linux Torvalds and Alan Cox
JT> c) Richard Stalman and Eben Moglen
JT> d) Scott McNeally
JT> e) Steve Jobs
JT> Choose your religion, and choose wisely.
See, but, with Free OSes, I own the system so I get to bugger
myself. Try finding THAT position on your German pornografische
webbensiten! I bet you can't!
Anyways, that Steave Joabs is a big freaky mean bastard. He'd probably
beat you around the head and shoulders while violating you, if he had
the chance. And then yell at you for not doing it right.
Me> "There's no trash can! We'll never trick the Winders users if
Me> there's no trash can!"
JT> The "trash can" is a MacOS fixation, implemented badly in windows as
JT> the "wastebasket"
Actually, I forgot that all Winders users are ecoterrorist hippies
from Seattle who only use the Recyclerator for throwing things away,
because it's more eco-friendly for the infosphere.
Reduce! Reuse! Recycle! Could you use that spreadsheet as a birthday
card and save some space in the bit landfill? Think out of the box!
Maybe we need to decorate our desktops with nuts and berries and
energy bars and Goretex outdoorswear for the Winders folk to get
interested. Maybe we could change the name to Rainforestix instead of
Linux! Or LUNAX! Then Julia Butterfly would come sit in it for 2 years
and everyone would come play bongos.
Me> We have GNUstep! Just nobody knows it!
JT> GNUstep bloats, and suffers the ill-hand of idolatry to NeXTstep,
JT> which is how we got here, no?
Well, there's a reason for that idolatry. I mean, the whole reason we
have Linux is because of idolatry for the Unix. So! Just because it's
a copy, it doesn't mean it's bad.
OpenStep is a damn good development API, and the visual coding tools
for NeXTStep have never been beat. Whether you dig visual IDEs or not,
in their class, ProjectBuilder and InterfaceBuilder kick every other
IDEs ass up and down the block and back again.
Except for the Freedom, of course. ProjectCenter and Gorm are getting
there, but they've got a ways to go.
In conclusion, all GUIs are suck, poutine makes your skin oily, and
the Sexpos are gonna win the pennant. Just see if they don't.
-- Last Judgement Samuel
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