[!CrackMonkey!] Mackertosh Toy Computer Bastard
Last Judgement Samuel
junasts at subdimension.com
Tue Jun 4 03:18:07 PDT 2002
>>>>> "ZC" == Zachary Copley <snatcher at bearfountain.com> writes:
ZC> My Mac kicks your weak little linux box up and down the street
ZC> like a little prissy dog. I have a tiny, basic developer box.
ZC> I could code an application in Cocoa so fast that it would
ZC> have your stinky mono kernel maxed out with recompiles every
ZC> few seconds trying to keep up with me -- while you program in
ZC> completely ASS frameworks like Gnome or KDE, which are about
ZC> one-step removed from the old ancient Mac OS toolkit and
ZC> Microsoft MFC.
Fuck you, you beret-wearing turtleneck Mac fuck! You're just all horny
for the Mackertosh because you want to be buggered by that Mister
Steave Joabs all day long, with his sexy man glasses. When Steave
Joabs comes back from the hunt to UnbearableWorld 2002 in the Moscone
Centur, all you Mackertosh Dieters present up your little blue behinds
like lady BABOONS! Hundreds and hundreds of little scarlet bungholes
for Alpha Steave to choose!
Mackertosh computers are all about sheister fixation, anyways! They're
all shaped like fancy Euro-terlets, and they've even got one-button
flush mouse capability built right in. Everybody knows this! The
Ph.D. theses are 18 years old on this issue. Check the goddamned
Library of Congress if you don't believe me!
So why don't you just take your Wacom tablet and your Kai's Super
Gluesniffer and your Helicopter Rescue and your Sherlock and your
Cyberdog and go play POOPY SCAT GAMES with them, you goddamned Dutch
design student!
Anyways, we've got the GNUstep, which is better than any gray-market
Rohypnol-pill-laden Cocamoco ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, because it's got the
Secret Ingredient: F*****m. Not to mention that we've got THREE MOUSE
BUTTONS. Three! Three flush speeds! And no Apple Menu! Never!
So, sure, OK, everybody's still all junkied for the squishy flat
fvwm95 Gnome GTKDE thing, because there's some moronical Linux school
of thought that with the proper duck calls and decoys we can make all
the Winders mouth breathers come running and play with our
OS. "There's no trash can! We'll never trick the Winders users if
there's no trash can!" We spray Linux computers with special Secretary
Pheromones in the hopes that Winders users will come sniff them. But
they don't! And never will! And who cares!
We have GNUstep! Just nobody knows it!
ZC> Benchmarks are good for convincing your boss to do some
ZC> bullshit, while you put your hands down your pants and grope
ZC> your balls, alternately sniffing them, as he reads your lpr
ZC> printout. And that's about it.
You know, I wonder if Linus Torvalds does this too.
-- Last Judgement Samuel
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