[CrackMonkey] [grigsby@netgate.net: How to tell you're in the "future"]
Nick Moffitt
nick at zork.net
Wed Jan 30 06:45:01 PST 2002
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How to tell you're in the "future":
1) Colored indirect lighting
2) Abstract geometric shapes that are actually furniture
3) Racing stripes on immobile objects -- like the walls
4) If it's not built-in and flush-mounted, you don't get to have one
5) For men: one-piece outfits. For women: anything skin-tight
(This list inspired by: http://www.safestuff.com/atariart.htm)
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