[CrackMonkey] I find it insulting...

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On Tue, 2002-01-29 at 17:10, The Right Honorable and Most Noble Archduke
of Chicago wrote:
> Quoting Praedor Tempus:
> > On Tue, 2002-01-29 at 15:32, M. Drew Streib wrote:
> > > On Tue, Jan 29, 2002 at 05:28:37PM -0500, lehi k davis wrote:
> > > > btw, how many geeks with guns are on this list?
> > > 
> > > H&K USP Compact 9mm
> >  
> > I'm sorry, but if one cannot protect/defend oneself in the PROPER MANLY
> > way, with THEIR HANDS AND FEET, then they're a goddamn pussy.  Also, a
> > gun wont make up for a teenie-weenie penis no matter what caliber it is.
> > 
> 
> On one level I agree with our feeble associate Mr. Tempus.  When one is
> capable of bare-handed manly defense of God and country, then one is
> totally sweet (refer to the recent Ninja story on PigDog).
> 
> On the other hand, there is an appeal to firearms even beyond simple
> compensation for bodily deficiencies.  The raw primeval need for power
> which is ever present in the human psyche is directly satiated by the
> possesion and use of a firearm.  Therefore such possession and use is
> not a sure sign of "a teenie-weenie penis" (refer to the recent article
> in The Onion titled "Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber
> Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool").
> 
> -Nate

A good swift kick in the balls will take any one of you out.

Women don't need guns - just high heeled shoes.

RF