[CrackMonkey] Soybean crayons

[mike dillon, Comrade Emperor of Berkeley]

http://www.dixonticonderoga.com/prang/soybeancrayons/
> Prang Soybean Crayons
> 
> Prang has developed the newest crayon in 100 years! It's brighter, &
> smoother and made out of soybeans which makes it the first and only
> crayon made from a renewable resource!

My kids will get soy crayons. Hell yeah, they will. And I'll force their
fucking schools to use them, too. And if they resist, I'll impale the
principal with a 330 pound, 10 foot long Red Space Crayon.

-md