From brian at 8ball.wox.org Thu Aug 1 04:56:16 2002 From: brian at 8ball.wox.org (Brian Hicks) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:42 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Happy Mailman Day! Message-ID: <20020801115616.GA7775@8ball.wox.org> In honor of Mailman Day, here's a joke: One day a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. So the bartender says to him, "You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" And the pirate says, "Aaar, its driving me nuts!" From leklund at tastytronic.net Thu Aug 1 07:20:44 2002 From: leklund at tastytronic.net (Lukas Eklund) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:42 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] .org In-Reply-To: <20020731212846.GA27748@www.beadpainter.org> References: <20020730233646.GA3108@columbus.rr.com> <20020730235812.GA18866@pug.chroot.net> <20020731031509.GF26321@perkypants.org> <3D47648A.2030504@barrera.org> <20020731090254.GA29374@yoyo.org> <200207311857.g6VIvECM014646@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> <20020731192245.GA24520@eiv.com> <200207311944.g6VJi0CM015214@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> <20020731200457.GI30509@pug.chroot.net> <20020731212846.GA27748@www.beadpainter.org> Message-ID: <20020801102044.G30898@tastytronic.net> Quoting Holo: > On Wed, Jul 31, 2002 at 04:04:58PM -0400, Jeremy McLeod wrote: > > Is this about the guy who invaded Rome with elephants? There are elephants in freeciv? Zoot boot! -- lukas | Self-Evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else. eklund | -- Ambrose Bierce +++ tastytronic.net -- HOSTILE TECHNOBABBLE IN A CAT-5 BOOGALOO! +++ From jeremym at loonix.org Thu Aug 1 07:55:15 2002 From: jeremym at loonix.org (Jeremy McLeod) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:42 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] .org In-Reply-To: <20020801102044.G30898@tastytronic.net> References: <20020730235812.GA18866@pug.chroot.net> <20020731031509.GF26321@perkypants.org> <3D47648A.2030504@barrera.org> <20020731090254.GA29374@yoyo.org> <200207311857.g6VIvECM014646@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> <20020731192245.GA24520@eiv.com> <200207311944.g6VJi0CM015214@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> <20020731200457.GI30509@pug.chroot.net> <20020731212846.GA27748@www.beadpainter.org> <20020801102044.G30898@tastytronic.net> Message-ID: <20020801145515.GC5137@pug.chroot.net> On Thu Aug 01, 2002 at 10:20:44AM -0400, Lukas Eklund wrote: > Quoting Holo: > > On Wed, Jul 31, 2002 at 04:04:58PM -0400, Jeremy McLeod wrote: > > Is this about the guy who invaded Rome with elephants? > There are elephants in freeciv? Zoot boot! Freeciv? I was talking about Centurion. -- Jeremy McLeod jeremym@loonix.org From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 1 09:39:27 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:42 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020801163926.GJ16296@zork.net> Happy mailman day! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- jim@musenki.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 1 09:39:35 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:42 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020801163935.GK16296@zork.net> :< ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- jim@netgate.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 1 11:57:10 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:42 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [dtype@dtype.org: [linux-elitists] hacked your tivo yet?] Message-ID: <20020801185710.GA23915@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from "M. Drew Streib" ----- In playing with my TiVo(s) for some time now, and just starting to get into some porting/software development, I see way too many little proprietary Windows apps to do things like TiVo extraction, remote programming, etc. TiVo is hackable because of its free software foundation. Seeing proprietary apps on top of it just hurts. (not everything is like that. Everything is based on Tridge's work to some extent, and I wonder if some of it is in GPL violation anyway) Anyway, long story short, I've begun a new forum for open source development and porting of apps for TiVo. http://alt.org/forum/ If you haven't yet hacked your TiVo, what the hell are you waiting for? If you haven't yet cross-compiled things for your tivo. It is pretty damn easy and a great introduction to cross-compilation. What the hell are you waiting for? If you don't yet have a TiVo, what the hell are you waiting for? If you have a legitimate reason like "I don't watch TV because it mushes my brain", then you are a better person than I. -drew -- M. Drew Streib Independent Rambler, Software/Standards/Freedom/Law -- http://dtype.org/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jdub at perkypants.org Thu Aug 1 16:02:45 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020801163926.GJ16296@zork.net> References: <20020801163926.GJ16296@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020801230245.GB1592@perkypants.org> > Happy mailman day! Bloody rippa! - Jeff -- "Whatcha wanna be when you grow up?" "Eight and a half." From smcmahon at eiv.com Thu Aug 1 16:45:16 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Anything but that! Message-ID: <20020801234516.GA32605@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=35599 "The two brainiacs who stole the film reels to a copy of STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES and tried to sell it on eBay were fined around $3000 and booted back to their native Canada last Wednesday." Doesn't sending somebody to Canadia violate the Geneva Convention? - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1JyAwACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1AdACguxMitqE7twBJvX6i+ZC5un60 GHsAn0Oa9duE7HKOjHkhN06tcW2BcPRT =eIr+ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From joe at barrera.org Thu Aug 1 16:59:27 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Anything but that! References: <20020801234516.GA32605@eiv.com> Message-ID: <3D49CB5F.3020502@barrera.org> Shawn McMahon wrote: > Doesn't sending somebody to Canadia violate the Geneva Convention? Normally yes, but Canadians have no rights, and these are native Canadians we're talking about here. - Joe From dtype at dtype.org Thu Aug 1 19:05:05 2002 From: dtype at dtype.org (M. Drew Streib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [dtype@dtype.org: [linux-elitists] hacked your tivo yet?] Message-ID: <20020802020505.GA19762@dtype.org> On Thu, Aug 01, 2002 at 11:57:10AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Anyway, long story short, I've begun a new forum for open source > development and porting of apps for TiVo. > > http://alt.org/forum/ Of course, pretty much immediately after this was posted, several Cisco routers at he.net went on a picnic without inviting the rest of us. Some say they went to get religion. I say they were just hungry. Several ham sandwiches later (the Cisco routers are obviosly not Jewish), and apparently with the help of some Cisco staff who will hopefully be flogged for their ignorance, the routers returned to a pissed off but welcoming crowd. As alt.org is once again visible to the outside world (as opposed to plugging along happily without anyone to talk to), http://alt.org/forum/ (free software TiVo place) is around again. I say we go back to carrier pidgeons. At least they don't take five hour lunches. -drew -- M. Drew Streib Independent Rambler, Software/Standards/Freedom/Law -- http://dtype.org/ From gary at inauspicious.org Fri Aug 2 02:05:17 2002 From: gary at inauspicious.org (Gary Benson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [dtype@dtype.org: [linux-elitists] hacked your tivo yet?] In-Reply-To: <20020802020505.GA19762@dtype.org>; from dtype@dtype.org on Fri, Aug 02, 2002 at 02:05:05AM +0000 References: <20020802020505.GA19762@dtype.org> Message-ID: <20020802100517.A800@inauspicious.org> On Fri, Aug 02, 2002 at 02:05:05AM +0000, M. Drew Streib wrote: > I say we go back to carrier pidgeons. At least they don't take five > hour lunches. http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt [ gary@inauspicious.org ][ GnuPG 85A8F78B ][ http://inauspicious.org/ ] From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 2 08:09:02 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020802150902.GL23915@zork.net> >yawn< Okay, you can unsubscribe now. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- tripta007@yahoo.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 2 09:41:52 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020802164152.GO23915@zork.net> Learn procmail, idjyt. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- lists@kassube.de has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 2 09:52:28 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [brian@collab.net: Re: Legal soundness comes to open source distribution] Message-ID: <20020802165228.GP23915@zork.net> Ha ha. Brian Behlendorf now talks about Debian and the "annoyance" of the BSD advert clause! Beaujolais! ----- Forwarded message from Brian Behlendorf ----- On 2 Aug 2002, Russell Nelson wrote: > The question here is whether we should amend the Open Source > Definition so that it is clear whether click-wrap licenses are > allowable or not. We could go either way, but we want to hear from > you first. Your opinions solicited, and engaged! I see a practical issue - if I install Debian from CD and fire up Mozilla, I don't want to have to go through ten dozen different dialog boxes with nearly inscrutable license terms listed in a small scrolling textbox I then am asked whether I accept or not before I can continue. Why so many? In going from bare hardware to loading the OS to browsing a web site, I'm likely to need to run applications and libraries written by many different groups of developers, each potentially with their own agreement, and each agreement potentially having some OSI-conformant-but-really-silly clauses, like "you may not utter the word 'pancreas' while using our software". Even the BSD advertising clause is less of a potential annoyance than this could be. Maybe I'm taking this into reductio ad absurdum, but it's awful nice to know right now that there are no conditions on use with open source software, only conditions upon redistribution. Philosophically, I don't like the idea of someone being restricted in what they can do once they have the software in their hands. But then again, I have a bias towards minimalism anyways. Brian -- license-discuss archive is at http://crynwr.com/cgi-bin/ezmlm-cgi?3 ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From holo at www.beadpainter.org Fri Aug 2 09:56:04 2002 From: holo at www.beadpainter.org (Holo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020802164152.GO23915@zork.net> References: <20020802164152.GO23915@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020802165626.GA12031@www.beadpainter.org> On Fri, Aug 02, 2002 at 09:41:52AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Learn procmail, idjyt. > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > lists@kassube.de has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. > > ----- End forwarded message ----- > Nah. That's Leonard Ists, from Denmark. Welcome aboard, Leo! -- rh From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 2 10:17:43 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [lawyerboy@juno.com: [sf-caco] Frank Chu v. 12 Galaxies UPDATE] Message-ID: <20020802171743.GR23915@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from big_yellaus ----- Pay fuckin' dirt! FRANK W. CHU v. GOLD DUST LOUNGE (ATTN: CHUCK/BARTENDER OWNER) Superior Court of California for the City and County of San Francisco Small Claims Division case no. 797-601 TRIAL TO BE HELD AT: July 31st, 3:30 pm San Francico Superior Court 400 McAllister (at Polk) Room 506 Frank is seeking $50 because "the owner refused service similared to the Hyatt Regency." Attached to his complaint is a 3 page (front/back) description of what happened. It is mostly Frankisms (with MANY excalmation points!), but I found this gem on the back of the last page: "Chuck, The Bartender gave myself a Complimentary Drink, the night of the Flag Day Parade, I was recorded by the Host of The Flag Day Parade, Jamie, he had a studio similiared to KPFA, with 2nd Salaries and Courtesies from KGO News, Talk Radio 810, and KCBS!" ...if stealing court documents wasn't a felony, I would have run off with the file right there. So I settled for making of a copy of the last page. (I burned one for you, too, GDJ.) So there you go. --eric. To unsubscribe, send a message to: sf-caco-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com For events announcements only, send a message to: sf-caco-events-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group info: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sf-caco/ http://sf-caco.zpub.com/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 2 13:24:03 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [lawyerboy@juno.com: [sf-caco] Chu v. Gold Dust: The Inside Story] Message-ID: <20020802202403.GB30415@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Father Erikson ----- ...aka "Frank Chu Goes to Court!" Frank was there. Chuck was there. A resporter (from the "San Francisco Independent") was there. And some cacophonists. Now, according to some, Frank needed the help of more than one cacophonist to (1) remember to go to court; and (2) arrive on time. But arrive he did. Interesting, he was sans sign, but I'd guess the deputies made him check it with them. Frank told his side first. I thought he actually did a decent job of keeping his shit together and making out a claim he was 86'ed over exercising his 1st Amendment rights to protest. (I thought addressing the 4-prong "Pruneyard" test in how to convert a private business into a public fora would have strongly helped his case, but enough armchair lawyering.) He even wanted to call us cacophonists as witnesses, until Frank eventually realized that none of us in the gallery where at the Flag Day Parade. We dodged that bullet. He start to lose it when he kept refering to how similared treated myself was at the Hyatt and Marriot. The judge had to explain to him that what happened in those others cases (yes, he claimed had sued them as well, and he claimed he had won) wouldn't matter in this case against Gold Dust. (To all the legal dweebs playing along at home (esp. that wannabe Berstei): The judge was explaining the concept of "collateral estoppel," and that Gold Dust was not a party (or privity) to those cases. I could explain more, but only if you pay my [enormous] retainer first.) I think Frank's big slip, tho, was when he started to talk about the telekenitic controlled of "Star Trek." No one, however, sniggered out loud. Chuck then went. (I will overlook whether Chuck even had standing to testify because it was unclear whether "Gold Dust," a corporation, was being sued or was Chuck, personally, on the hook for the $50. It seems in small-claims court, jurisdictional nicities like standing are glossed over.) Chuck basically testified that the owner told Chuck to 86 Frank because Frank annoyed the other customers too much. Chuck also explained that he did *not* give Frank a complimentary drink, but rather a member of the Cacophony Society had bought one for him. He even wanted to call us cacophonists as witnesses, until Chuck eventually realized that none of us in the gallery where at the Gold Dust. We dodged that bullet as well. That being that, the case was submitted and the court informed the parties the decision would be sent in the mail. I think I feel pretty safe in betting my bar card that Frank will lo-ooooo-ooooo-se. As we lingered to discuss today's exciting events, we watched (from the fifth story) as Frank hoisted his signs and carried his protest ever onward and into the Civic Center. Justice or Just Ass? You decide. -- eric. To unsubscribe, send a message to: sf-caco-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com For events announcements only, send a message to: sf-caco-events-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group info: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sf-caco/ http://sf-caco.zpub.com/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 2 13:25:07 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [laszlo@monkeydyne.com: Re: [sf-caco] Chu v. Gold Dust: The Inside Story] Message-ID: <20020802202507.GC30415@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Laszlo Toth ----- Father Erikson wrote: > Now, according to some, Frank needed the help of more than one > cacophonist to (1) remember to go to court; and (2) arrive on time. > But arrive he did. Frank was discovered about an hour before court time, oblivious to the appointment, and was rushed to the courtroom to participate in his trial. > As we lingered to discuss today's exciting events, we watched (from > the fifth story) as Frank hoisted his signs and carried his protest > ever onward and into the Civic Center. Second only to the tangent about Star Trek mind telepathy causing things to vanish into thin air, that was my favorite part of the case. Three of us with (presumably) Important Day Jobs standing around burning our employer's money and wasting time discussing the case while Frank, all business, rushed back outside with sign in hand eager to get back to work. That guy's a dedicated go-getter. Someone needs to give him a raise. To unsubscribe, send a message to: sf-caco-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com For events announcements only, send a message to: sf-caco-events-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group info: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sf-caco/ http://sf-caco.zpub.com/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 2 13:25:52 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [yahoo-spam-tracker@elliptic.com: Re: [sf-caco] Chu v. Gold Dust: The Inside Story] Message-ID: <20020802202552.GE30415@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from D-lux ----- On Wednesday, July 31, 2002, at 04:39 PM, Father Erikson wrote: > ...aka "Frank Chu Goes to Court!" > > Frank was there. Chuck was there. A resporter (from the "San > Francisco Independent") was there. And some cacophonists. Now, > according to some, Frank needed the help of more than one > cacophonist to (1) remember to go to court; and (2) arrive on time. > But arrive he did. That would be me. I ran into Frank at around 2:30 as I was coming out of BART. He excitedly told me how someone gave him a free muffin at Lefty O'Douls, and mentioned his Channel 7 interviews and I had to interrupt him to ask if he was ready for court today. Frank stopped cold and looked puzzled. "Is that today?" he asked. I said yeah, at 3:30, and he asked, "Oh... who am I suing?" I said the Gold Dust, and at this point wasn't entirely sure myself, but the bulb lit up over Frank's head and he acknowledged that he better head on over to the court house. I said I'd be there to watch, but unfortunately I was running late and the trial was over before I could even reach the court house. I feel bad because I think he was expecting me when he was searching for witnesses from the Flag Day parade. I let Frank down. Later on a few of us headed for the Gold Dust and were highly entertained by Chuck the Bartender. Chuck doesn't mind Frank's antics but he was inconvenienced by this court thing because it was supposed to be his day off. But he showed us some bar tricks and told all sorts of interesting stories that one would accumulate after working in the Gold Dust since 1975. We're planning to schedule a dive-bar gathering soon and make an evening of it. -- Dlux To unsubscribe, send a message to: sf-caco-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com For events announcements only, send a message to: sf-caco-events-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group info: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sf-caco/ http://sf-caco.zpub.com/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 2 13:25:25 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [I_Scan_Every_It@parody.org: Re: [sf-caco] Chu v. Gold Dust: The Inside Story] Message-ID: <20020802202525.GD30415@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Quirk ----- on 7/31/02 4:39 PM, Father Erikson at lawyerboy@juno.com wrote: > ...aka "Frank Chu Goes to Court!" > I had good intentions to being there...yeah, I was late. By the time I got there, all the fun was over. I ran into one cacophonist outside. We decided to go to the Gold Dust. Chuck met us at the door. Evidently, Frank has sued a variety of establishments several times. Frank does this for fun and because he likes going to court (at least, that's what he put on the complaint). Chuck drank with us a bit & showed us a few bar tricks (I see a Dive Bar event coming soon...Aug 20, perhaps?) & told a few old stories. Frank edged by the outside of the bar but didn't get the courage to try to enter. btw, Chuck is a great guy with a very fun sense of humor. He's mostly annoyed at this whole lawsuit thing. Going to court meant he missed his golf date. To unsubscribe, send a message to: sf-caco-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com For events announcements only, send a message to: sf-caco-events-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group info: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sf-caco/ http://sf-caco.zpub.com/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Sun Aug 4 13:27:49 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020804202749.GK28653@zork.net> BYE BYE PIGDOGGER ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- drobnox@visi.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From carton at Ivy.NET Sun Aug 4 14:25:12 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Uzi Nissan -> Nissan; Nissan Motors -> Nihon Sangyo Message-ID: What's ironic about this case is that "Nissan" is Uzi's surname, and has been for generations, while the "Nissan" in "Nissan" Motor doesn't actually mean anything in Japanese, the name is a contraction for Nihon Sangyo, the official name for the company back in 1934. Given that Uzi has been using his family name longer, we wonder if he shouldn't he have usage rights based on "prior art" or something... -- Terrie Lloyd, J@pan Inc. -- It could turn into an online civil war! Office Space meets Dune! All IT professionals must bear the mark of Imperial Conditioning - an MCSE. -- Anne Marie From mikael at pawlo.com Sun Aug 4 18:11:53 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] EST -> CET Message-ID: I need to do a quick conversion from EST to CET, bodywise. Any tips, short of pills or Rick Moen spells, both ruled out due to the Geneva Convention? Must Sleep Now #################################################################### #### ____ #### #### ,'FALLFALL', #### #### ,'BACKBAC ACKBACK', #### #### .'FALLFALLF 12 FALLFALLFA'. #### #### ,BACKBACKBACK /\ KBACLBACKBACK, #### #### .FALLFALLFALLF #### LFALLFALLFALL #### #### .BACKBACKBACKB ###### ACKBACKBACKBA #### #### FALLFALLFALLFALLF ## ALLFALLFALLFALLF #### #### KBACKBACKBACKBACKB ##KBACKBACKBACKBACKB #### #### .FALLFALLFALLFALLFA ## LLFALLFALLFALLFALL #### #### KBACKBACKBACKBACKBA ## CKBACKBACKBACKBACK. #### #### 'LFALLFALLFALLFALLFA ## LLFALLFALLFALLFALLF #### #### 'KBACKBACKBACKBACKB (__) KBACKBACKBACKBACKB #### #### 'LFALLFALLFALLFALLFAL ALLFALLFALLFALLFALLF #### #### KBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKB #### #### 'FALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALL' #### #### BACKBAKCBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACK #### #### LFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLF' #### #### CKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBA' #### #### FALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFA' #### #### 'ACKBACK TELLING TIME ACKBACKBAC' #### #### 'FALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFALLFA' #### #### ''BACKBACKBACKBACKBACK'' #### #### '''FALLFALLFALL''' #### #### ~~~~~~~~ #### #### #### #################################################################### _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From jdub at perkypants.org Sun Aug 4 21:03:20 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I have a haiku joke for you! Message-ID: <20020805040320.GQ1579@perkypants.org> Barman tells pirate, "A steering wheel on your pants!" "It's driving me nuts!" - Your Mum -- We're passe with class, eh? From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Sun Aug 4 22:39:42 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I have a haiku joke for you! In-Reply-To: <20020805040320.GQ1579@perkypants.org> References: <20020805040320.GQ1579@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <20020805053942.GF16484@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > Barman tells pirate, > "A steering wheel on your pants!" > "It's driving me nuts!" You forgot the zinc. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9Tg+cjLHcIq3dHxYRAueiAJ46DIsMHRAvKg48EvLw1HbsQxUfYgCePYeI xHVAUJUV7ueapb3ebxFhClo= =zjyR -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Mon Aug 5 00:17:41 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers Message-ID: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 So, I just got a Nigerian Scam, and I noticed something interesting, which seems to be backed up by a quick google search. The following header seems to only appear in Nigerian Scams: X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6900 DM I'm not sure if it's just that the valid ones don't get posted to the innurnet, but I thought it was interesting. What's also interesting is that the e-mails don't seem to be actually sent by outlook, as they are missing the priority headers that seem to be always added by outlook. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9TiaUjLHcIq3dHxYRAgqYAJ4zunReh115f46sXYHzSHdQOlV+ygCeKNQ+ H6ZRABo08xBtOvW5iRfX0/E= =i95+ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 5 00:54:46 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers In-Reply-To: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> begin Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin quotation: > So, I just got a Nigerian Scam, and I noticed something interesting, > which seems to be backed up by a quick google search. The following > header seems to only appear in Nigerian Scams: > > X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6900 DM header NIGERIAN_GAR X-Mailer =~ /Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6900 DM$/ describe NIGERIAN_GAR NIGERIAN_SCAM: X-Mailer unique to scam mailings score NIGERIAN_GAR 3 -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 5 09:34:45 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020805163445.GS28653@zork.net> Lucky tiger in his angel hair ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- daniel@benzedrine.cx has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Aug 5 10:31:04 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers In-Reply-To: <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> References: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation of Mon, Aug 05, 2002 at 12:54:46AM -0700: > header NIGERIAN_GAR X-Mailer =~ /Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2919.6900 DM$/ > describe NIGERIAN_GAR NIGERIAN_SCAM: X-Mailer unique to scam mailings > score NIGERIAN_GAR 3 Now hold on just a minute before you burn that witch -- have you ever received any legit mail from a Nigerian Microsoft customer? Maybe that's just a localized build. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From laurence at isp.northwestern.edu Mon Aug 5 10:39:19 2002 From: laurence at isp.northwestern.edu (Laurence Berland) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers In-Reply-To: <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> References: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> Message-ID: <200208051339.19337.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> begin quote from Don Marti on Monday 05 August 2002 01:31 pm > Now hold on just a minute before you burn that witch -- have you > ever received any legit mail from a Nigerian Microsoft customer? > > Maybe that's just a localized build. You mean nigerians send email about things other than their murdered/kidnapped/killed government/bank/corporation employees with huge sums of money/gems/gold hidden away? Has anyone ever tried the reverse nigerian scam? It goes like this, and I'm curious if it could work. You: I will help you, go ahead and send me the money. Them: Oh, we will surely do so, but it turns out we need to bribe a clerk. Please send 2000 dollars. You: I will send 2000 dollars, but I'm going to need you to send me 50 dollars for the wire transfer, or else I cannot afford to send it. Could get you 50 bucks, and if not it's not worse than stringing telemarketers on for hours uselessly. I once spent 2 hrs on the phone with sprint while I was doing some physics homework...never got another sprint call. L: http://laurence.isp.northwestern.edu From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 5 10:46:18 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers In-Reply-To: <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> References: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020805174618.GX28653@zork.net> begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > Now hold on just a minute before you burn that witch -- have you > ever received any legit mail from a Nigerian Microsoft customer? > > Maybe that's just a localized build. The mails are obviously not from Outlook, since there are no X-MSMail-Priority headers (one of the reasons it gets past my filters -- anyone setting the priority of a message is selling something). Also, it accompanies scams from a variety of nationalities. Do the google search Octal mentioned. You'll see. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 5 10:48:08 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers In-Reply-To: <200208051339.19337.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> References: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> <200208051339.19337.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> Message-ID: <20020805174808.GY28653@zork.net> begin Laurence Berland quotation: > Has anyone ever tried the reverse nigerian scam? It goes like this, > and I'm curious if it could work. > > You: I will help you, go ahead and send me the money. > Them: Oh, we will surely do so, but it turns out we need to bribe a > clerk. Please send 2000 dollars. > You: I will send 2000 dollars, but I'm going to need you to send me > 50 dollars for the wire transfer, or else I cannot afford to send > it. This is a good one, but to be truly useful you'd need to figure out how much it costs to send the exact amount from your location to Nigeria via Western Union. You could even tell a charming story about the WU clerks you talked to and how sympathetic they are to the cause. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 5 11:02:33 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020805180233.GZ28653@zork.net> Okay, so that cleans up the most recent round of slashdot twits. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- jim@netgate.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From mikael at pawlo.com Mon Aug 5 11:43:08 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Not yet on Slashdot Message-ID: Just another one of those Gnuheter links that will show up on Slashdot RSN: http://www.viridiandesign.org/notes/301-350/00325_open_source_speech.html m _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Mon Aug 5 11:59:04 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Brian D. Hicks) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I have a haiku joke for you! In-Reply-To: <20020805180455.GB28484@www.beadpainter.org> References: <20020805040320.GQ1579@perkypants.org> <20020805053942.GF16484@8ball.wox.org> <20020805180455.GB28484@www.beadpainter.org> Message-ID: <20020805185904.GH16484@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 On Mon, Aug 05, 2002 at 12:04:33PM -0600, Holo wrote: > On Mon, Aug 05, 2002 at 12:39:42AM -0500, Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin wrote: > > commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > > > Barman tells pirate, > > > "A steering wheel on your pants!" > > > "It's driving me nuts!" > > > > You forgot the zinc. > Tell the pirate joke again, > This time, add zinc, foo!!! Two notes: 1) If you are not in on an in-joke, shut up. 2) Learn list reply. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9TsrxjLHcIq3dHxYRAmqVAJ9SUL8iv9CevxcQg1yCC/bgBMT45QCg6TlN UxtHBtNbroAxtObYCHRVgAc= =xgrQ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From smcmahon at eiv.com Mon Aug 5 13:18:13 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. Message-ID: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Facts: 1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1O3YQACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1bZQCgy1GAKHdCuB98k3VVAbZyQrDs PUQAnjQH0jKW4pdQOk/8bFbqP/BIr4Fb =yXPQ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 5 13:22:14 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020805202214.GJ28653@zork.net> begin Shawn McMahon quotation: > http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Oh dear. I seem find myself completely surprised by your new and original URLs. Whatever shall I do. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 5 13:24:59 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020805202459.GL28653@zork.net> begin Shawn McMahon quotation: > http://www.realultimatepower.net/ ALso, check out this LEG CAST PR0N!!!!! http://members.aol.com/jluger/ -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From joe at barrera.org Mon Aug 5 13:30:05 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> <20020805202459.GL28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <3D4EE04D.6080902@barrera.org> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > ALso, check out this LEG CAST PR0N!!!!! > http://members.aol.com/jluger/ Whoa, dude. Finally this list is starting to kick some ass. - Joe -- What security level comes after "Totally Apeshit"? -- http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war12.html From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Mon Aug 5 13:37:31 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020805203731.GA21251@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Shawn McMahon quotation: > http://www.realultimatepower.net/ > > Facts: > > 1. Ninjas are mammals. > 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. > 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. So, are you going to do that thing like at the end of Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey were you realize you still can't troll, step into the time machine, and then step out with a wife, small child, and perfect trolling skills? - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9TuIJjLHcIq3dHxYRAiR/AJ4+WHhKg/aZ2KnMTGe+kBdaZe4vQACgqJJs QICFqqRwIeESWkCC49FMbcI= =coDE -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Mon Aug 5 13:59:54 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: Your message of "Mon, 05 Aug 2002 16:18:13 EDT." <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> Message-ID: <200208052059.g75KxsPl017259@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Mon, 05 Aug 2002 16:18:13 EDT, Shawn McMahon said: > 1. Ninjas are mammals. You ever get one to hold still long enough to check for mammalian features like hair? > 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. Odd.. Every single portrayal of ninjas I've seen in movies has them sneaking up on you, then beating the bejeebers out of you. Starting to fight when you're still 300 yards away from your target only makes sense if you're a sniper. > 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Don't confuse "purpose" with "what they do". Of course, a case *could* be made that the purpose of Microsoft products is to paint your screen blue as a distraction so you don't notice them sucking the orange out of your unmentionables.... From andy at strugglers.net Mon Aug 5 14:22:17 2002 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: <200208052059.g75KxsPl017259@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> <200208052059.g75KxsPl017259@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> Message-ID: <20020805212217.GO24854@lug.org.uk> On Mon, Aug 05, 2002 at 04:59:54PM -0400, Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu wrote: > On Mon, 05 Aug 2002 16:18:13 EDT, Shawn McMahon said: > > 1. Ninjas are mammals. > > You ever get one to hold still long enough to check for mammalian features > like hair? Also, have you ever seen a ninja lactate? -- "``Brevity is the soul of wit'' said Shakespeare. I say ``Wank!'' Thus I win." -- The League Against Tedium From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Aug 5 14:22:32 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: <3D4EE04D.6080902@barrera.org> References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> <20020805202459.GL28653@zork.net> <3D4EE04D.6080902@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20020805212232.GA12046@zgp.org> begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation of Mon, Aug 05, 2002 at 01:30:05PM -0700: > Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > ALso, check out this LEG CAST PR0N!!!!! > >http://members.aol.com/jluger/ > > Whoa, dude. Finally this list is starting to kick some ass. YEAH! And check OUT m1cro$0ft~1's biggest FAN!!!!! http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/ ha ha LINUX rules!!!! -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From joe at barrera.org Mon Aug 5 14:27:14 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> <200208052059.g75KxsPl017259@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> <20020805212217.GO24854@lug.org.uk> Message-ID: <3D4EEDB2.6090602@barrera.org> Andy Smith wrote: > Also, have you ever seen a ninja lactate? Weren't there a few in Berkeley this weekend? - Joe -- What security level comes after "Totally Apeshit"? -- http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war12.html From gary at inauspicious.org Mon Aug 5 15:14:16 2002 From: gary at inauspicious.org (Gary Benson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Moo! Message-ID: <20020805231415.A10900@inauspicious.org> This rocks: http://www.shakeaway.com/moo1.html [ gary@inauspicious.org ][ GnuPG 85A8F78B ][ http://inauspicious.org/ ] From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 5 15:20:45 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Moo! In-Reply-To: <20020805231415.A10900@inauspicious.org> References: <20020805231415.A10900@inauspicious.org> Message-ID: <20020805222045.GP28653@zork.net> begin Gary Benson quotation: > This rocks: http://www.shakeaway.com/moo1.html Pick a card, any card. Now look at this pile of marbles. You will notice that your card is not among them! I AM THE AMAZING KARNAK! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 5 15:38:25 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020805223825.GQ28653@zork.net> NO MORE PICTURES OF KITTENS FOR US ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- rosiemeow@aol.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Aug 5 16:06:23 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020805223825.GQ28653@zork.net> References: <20020805223825.GQ28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020805230623.GA13633@zgp.org> begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Mon, Aug 05, 2002 at 03:38:25PM -0700: > NO MORE PICTURES OF KITTENS FOR US > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > rosiemeow@aol.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. Yeah, well check out this COOL LINK!!!! http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From joe at barrera.org Mon Aug 5 16:25:28 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] References: <20020805223825.GQ28653@zork.net> <20020805230623.GA13633@zgp.org> Message-ID: <3D4F0968.1010500@barrera.org> Don Marti wrote: > Yeah, well check out this COOL LINK!!!! > http://www.bonsaikitten.com/ Don't believe anything on that web page. Glass bottles is not bonsai. Copper wire is bonsai. - Joe -- What security level comes after "Totally Apeshit"? -- http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war12.html From smcmahon at eiv.com Mon Aug 5 16:33:45 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020805223825.GQ28653@zork.net> References: <20020805223825.GQ28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020805233345.GC18390@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > NO MORE PICTURES OF KITTENS FOR US Kittens, like ninjas, are mammals. Coincidence? - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1PC1kACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt0tIgCfRRu91VgQmIHDzD1vObAhl8Qj qBUAoI9CHMpiuYbeVXX0Tr+d+M2Mhdfy =wjQJ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From sneakums at zork.net Mon Aug 5 17:01:50 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020805233345.GC18390@eiv.com> (Shawn McMahon's message of "Mon, 5 Aug 2002 19:33:45 -0400") References: <20020805223825.GQ28653@zork.net> <20020805233345.GC18390@eiv.com> Message-ID: <6uznw097o1.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Shawn McMahon quotation: > begin Nick Moffitt quotation: >> NO MORE PICTURES OF KITTENS FOR US > > Kittens, like ninjas, are mammals. > > Coincidence? I myself favour the "enemy action" school of thought on this one. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From jdub at perkypants.org Mon Aug 5 18:42:39 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020806014239.GH1650@perkypants.org> > Facts: > > 1. Ninjas are mammals. > 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. > 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. 4. Ninjas are the marketing tool of the future: http://lists.perkypants.org/public/table64/2001/June/msg00052.html - Jeff -- "People keep asking me why we aren't married, and he says, 'Every time I am about to ask you, you do something annoying'." - Kate Beckinsdale From smcmahon at eiv.com Tue Aug 6 06:09:35 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: <20020806014239.GH1650@perkypants.org> References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> <20020806014239.GH1650@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <20020806130934.GB21336@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Jeff Waugh quotation: > > 4. Ninjas are the marketing tool of the future: > > http://lists.perkypants.org/public/table64/2001/June/msg00052.html ITYM "from the future". :-) - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1Pyo4ACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1D4ACg4uLEx4qnB3Pu+N3ZaYWSk+Tz AyMAoIr4fAU2ZYEkcLF0+NE2yUBaJU+a =xgQ7 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From sneakums at zork.net Tue Aug 6 06:25:30 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:43 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Tired of pirates? Try ninjas. In-Reply-To: <20020806130934.GB21336@eiv.com> (Shawn McMahon's message of "Tue, 6 Aug 2002 09:09:35 -0400") References: <20020805201813.GA17557@eiv.com> <20020806014239.GH1650@perkypants.org> <20020806130934.GB21336@eiv.com> Message-ID: <6un0s086gl.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Shawn McMahon quotation: > begin Jeff Waugh quotation: >> >> 4. Ninjas are the marketing tool of the future: >> >> http://lists.perkypants.org/public/table64/2001/June/msg00052.html > > ITYM "from the future". :-) You are a tool. As it says on the side of every bus in Sydney: JEFF WAUGH KNOWS WHAT HE MEANS -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 6 10:03:23 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wassup mah hobes Message-ID: <20020806170323.GV28653@zork.net> http://www.laweekly.com/ink/02/36/features-ehrenreich.php -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 6 10:46:14 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY Message-ID: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> http://www.zork.net/~drwiii/emadornot/index.php?e=235 I love it! It's the little BSA troll pumping up his numbers with free software. Everybody wins! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jv at zork.net Tue Aug 6 11:17:40 2002 From: jv at zork.net (Juggler Vain) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: Roll up (Was: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY) In-Reply-To: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> References: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020806181740.GC16312@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > http://www.zork.net/~drwiii/emadornot/index.php?e=235 > I love it! It's the little BSA troll pumping up his numbers with free > software. Everybody wins! !I love it: I'm the little zork-shill, trolling for Nick's popularly programmed neural net. !Play the Free Game. Every one wins. -jv From joe at barrera.org Tue Aug 6 11:23:24 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY References: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> What's a "floppy"? From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Aug 6 11:27:37 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY In-Reply-To: <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> References: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20020806182737.GE28653@zork.net> begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > What's a "floppy"? It's a kind of rectangular steering wheel, if the poster in that photo is any indication. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From smcmahon at eiv.com Tue Aug 6 11:28:56 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY In-Reply-To: <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> References: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20020806182856.GA23139@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > What's a "floppy"? That orange thing between your legs. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1QFWcACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1begCfdgcnnosafoSqzNFxf6Rz4mYM fb0AoN6Msy2zBvOoHcd5zsRAGj6Jj1PP =2m+z -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From joe at barrera.org Tue Aug 6 11:48:21 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY References: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> <20020806182856.GA23139@eiv.com> Message-ID: <3D5019F5.8010308@barrera.org> Shawn McMahon wrote: >>What's a "floppy"? > That orange thing between your legs. Damn it -- the obvious reply here is, "no, that's a steering wheel", but Monkey Master ruined that for me. How about, "no, wait, it's the very card you selected, the one you couldn't find in my pile of lost marbles?" - Joe -- What security level comes after "Totally Apeshit"? -- http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war12.html From smcmahon at eiv.com Tue Aug 6 11:50:20 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY In-Reply-To: <3D5019F5.8010308@barrera.org> References: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> <20020806182856.GA23139@eiv.com> <3D5019F5.8010308@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20020806185020.GA23283@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > > Damn it -- the obvious reply here is, > "no, that's a steering wheel", but Monkey Master > ruined that for me. How about, "no, wait, it's > the very card you selected, the one you couldn't > find in my pile of lost marbles?" How about "learn to use list reply or GTFOML". - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1QGmwACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt2WnACfTnY7Qlolq3HAzR+GRix5LEJt 8Y0AnRV1SrEbLotirZnF4JgnqDw7eRwi =5LXL -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Tue Aug 6 12:15:29 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY In-Reply-To: <20020806185020.GA23283@eiv.com> References: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> <20020806182856.GA23139@eiv.com> <3D5019F5.8010308@barrera.org> <20020806185020.GA23283@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020806191529.GB21251@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Shawn McMahon quotation: > begin Joseph S. Barrera III quotation: > > > > Damn it -- the obvious reply here is, > > "no, that's a steering wheel", but Monkey Master > > ruined that for me. How about, "no, wait, it's > > the very card you selected, the one you couldn't > > find in my pile of lost marbles?" > > How about "learn to use list reply or GTFOML". He knows perfectly well how to use list reply. It's just that you always seem to have problems getting the message, so he sent an additional copy directly to you. Considerate of him, actually. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9UCBPjLHcIq3dHxYRAog5AJ4sr6zPtUSvSWxxBty6YE6kxKqtMQCfdZ+h VfI9lRtUrwll+jF49ps9uzA= =O4rr -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From joe at barrera.org Tue Aug 6 12:23:08 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DON'T EMAD THAT FLOPPY References: <20020806174614.GY28653@zork.net> <3D50141C.4080603@barrera.org> <20020806182856.GA23139@eiv.com> <3D5019F5.8010308@barrera.org> <20020806185020.GA23283@eiv.com> Message-ID: <3D50221C.1050103@barrera.org> Shawn McMahon wrote: > How about "learn to use list reply or GTFOML". Hmm, given the choice, I think I'll learn to use GTFOML. - Joe From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Tue Aug 6 12:28:05 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers In-Reply-To: <20020805174618.GX28653@zork.net> References: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> <20020805174618.GX28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020806192805.GC21251@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: > begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > > Now hold on just a minute before you burn that witch -- have you > > ever received any legit mail from a Nigerian Microsoft customer? > > > > Maybe that's just a localized build. > > The mails are obviously not from Outlook, since there are no > X-MSMail-Priority headers (one of the reasons it gets past my filters > -- anyone setting the priority of a message is selling something). > Also, it accompanies scams from a variety of nationalities. Do the > google search Octal mentioned. You'll see. Actually, I did qualify that with the statement that Nigerian scam e-mails get posted to the internet more often than others, so a Google search is not a sure test. In fact, the reason I posted this to Crackmonkey was so that everyone would try to prove me wrong by searching their mail files for the header in question. Of course, if Microsoft didn't make it so hard for me to find a e-mail address I could ask, I'd just mail them. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9UCNEjLHcIq3dHxYRAmzHAKCyW1ZcQCaJlw/GF6lLzwJNkRmkOwCgnAR+ I62niXy//nA43n87YAlxbGM= =3FXp -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Aug 6 12:44:41 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers In-Reply-To: <20020806192805.GC21251@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> <20020805174618.GX28653@zork.net> <20020806192805.GC21251@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020806194441.GB1107@zgp.org> begin Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin quotation of Tue, Aug 06, 2002 at 02:28:05PM -0500: > Of course, if Microsoft didn't make it so hard for me to find a e-mail > address I could ask, I'd just mail them. Damn, dude, go ask them in person. They'll put out a welcome sign and have a big cheese write you a letter to address your concerns. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Aug 6 14:05:06 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Nigerian X-Mailer headers In-Reply-To: <20020806192805.GC21251@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020805071741.GG16484@8ball.wox.org> <20020805075446.GR28653@zork.net> <20020805173104.GB7887@zgp.org> <20020805174618.GX28653@zork.net> <20020806192805.GC21251@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020806210506.GF28653@zork.net> begin Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin quotation: > Actually, I did qualify that with the statement that Nigerian scam > e-mails get posted to the internet more often than others, so a > Google search is not a sure test. In fact, the reason I posted this > to Crackmonkey was so that everyone would try to prove me wrong by > searching their mail files for the header in question. I did just that, actually, and the only hits were actual nigerian spams in the debian lists. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From sneakums at zork.net Wed Aug 7 08:59:11 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] RIP Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Message-ID: <6ur8ha7j8w.fsf@zork.zork.net> It seems that Edsger Dijkstra has passed away: http://www.xray.mpe.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl5-porters/2002-08/msg00363.html A man to whom computer science owes rather a lot. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Aug 7 10:11:24 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] RIP Edsger Wybe Dijkstra In-Reply-To: <6ur8ha7j8w.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <6ur8ha7j8w.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020807171124.GV28653@zork.net> begin Sean Neakums quotation: > It seems that Edsger Dijkstra has passed away: > > http://www.xray.mpe.mpg.de/mailing-lists/perl5-porters/2002-08/msg00363.html A pity we don't know what the cause of death was, so that we can consider it harmful. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From smcmahon at eiv.com Wed Aug 7 10:28:36 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] RIP Edsger Wybe Dijkstra In-Reply-To: <20020807171124.GV28653@zork.net> References: <6ur8ha7j8w.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020807171124.GV28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020807172836.GA28972@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: > > A pity we don't know what the cause of death was, so that we > can consider it harmful. In his honor, you and Mr. Bad should add the following debate tactic to your list: "Edsger Dijkstra would not have liked this." - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1RWMMACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt11LgCgitHQgygX5Pkxmb57csiu3HDY U6gAn2az77YLkop+n+HWo9Kjl3WFldAl =zLR9 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed Aug 7 12:28:36 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Fwd: [SLE] Annoying message when posting to list Message-ID: <200208071528.36771.dep@linuxandmain.com> well. so he's apparently a SuSEr as well. ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Subject: [SLE] Annoying message when posting to list Date: Wed, 7 Aug 2002 13:17:33 +0100 From: Derek Fountain To: Is anyone else getting this: "Your Mail has not been delivered. As part of my spam control messages with ! in the subject, and other common spam like stuff, are rejected. This is not personal. Please just resend without ! in the subject. Thanks" from Ruben Safir when posting to this list? Spam is a problem for us all, but this strikes me as plain stupid. Not to mention annoying. -- 1:08pm up 14 days, 3:46, 1 user, load average: 0.42, 0.12, 0.07 -- Check the headers for your unsubscription address For additional commands send e-mail to suse-linux-e-help@suse.com Also check the archives at http://lists.suse.com ------------------------------------------------------- -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 7 14:21:43 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Frank Chu Digest Message-ID: <20020807212143.GW28653@zork.net> Okay, so here's the latest thread on Frank Chu's bad turns. Is anyone going to be in SF for LWCE? If so, we could stop by Lefty O'DOul's and catch him some night. You guys could meet the man. He's truly a character, and we all love him dearly out here. ----- Forwarded message from Father Erikson ----- ...saw Frank yesterday. He had a new, slick sign. No more of the mailbox decals...it looked as if it was printed and then mounted. Anyone have a pic of the new sign? (And, no, Soren, that's not a setup.) --eric. ps.: "Impeach Stanford," in case you were curious. ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from Quirk ----- on 8/7/02 11:03 AM, Father Erikson at lawyerboy@juno.com wrote: > ...saw Frank yesterday. He had a new, slick sign. No more of the mailbox > decals...it looked as if it was printed and then mounted. > > Anyone have a pic of the new sign? > (And, no, Soren, that's not a setup.) > > > --eric. > > ps.: "Impeach Stanford," in case you were curious. I looked for Frank at the Cheney protest this AM. Seems like this would have been right up Frank's alley - MANY TV cameras but no Frank. I don't have a picture of Frank's new sign. I saw Frank on Monday at Union Square with the old sign (many stickers & things stuck on it). On Monday, Frank was hanging out near (but not in) the Gold Dust. His behavior seems to have changed. Instead of his usual peaceful protest, he was actively harassing tourists, shouting something about zegnatronic conspiracies. ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from DAVID CALKINS ----- Actually, we drove him home one night. He has seven signs of varying quality, which he rotates. -----Original Message----- From: Father Erikson [mailto:lawyerboy@juno.com] Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2002 11:04 AM To: sf-caco@yahoogroups.com Subject: [sf-caco] Frank Chu's New Sign ...saw Frank yesterday. He had a new, slick sign. No more of the mailbox decals...it looked as if it was printed and then mounted. Anyone have a pic of the new sign? (And, no, Soren, that's not a setup.) --eric. ps.: "Impeach Stanford," in case you were curious. ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from D-lux ----- Here's a serious concern about Frank. The other day we saw him on Powell Street holding his sign, but instead of passively walking down the street he had one hand raised and was yelling, quite hoarsely, about his strange issues. This was not the Frank that we generally know about - it was a truly disturbed and intrusive man who scared pedestrians and seemed to be out of control of his actions. Has anything changed? When we gave him shoes last year it was (I believe) an honest gesture to help him out. We gave him recognition and money and became closer to him. But maybe all this attention has had a bad effect. Lately there has been a lot of Frank Chu exposure, and not just from us. I'm wondering if a delicate balance has been upset, and Frank needs genuine psychological help. He's obviously a favorite topic on this list, but we should be careful about how we treat Frank and are perceived from the outside in regards to our 'relationship' with him. If anyone gets a chance to talk with him at a quiet setting, I'd be curious to hear what's going on. -- Dlux ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from Dave Gross ----- I've seen Frank in agro-mode, too, but only to the point of being loud and upset-sounding; he's never actually started swinging his sign at people or anything like that, at least as far as I know. Chill. He's just more hardcore than you are. For fuck's sake don't try to get the man "help" (a euphemism for drugging and incarceration and don't pretend otherwise). A cop arrested Emperor Norton for vagrancy once. He almost lost his job, and the S.F. Chief of Police had to make a formal, public apology in order to keep *his* job. Until Frank Chu can count on popular defense of a similar vigor, the Cacophony Society should remain on alert. -- Dave ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from Jarvis McIntyre ----- I have also witnessed Frank getting more aggressive, which I interpret as a bad sign. (no pun intended.) I think this is worth monitoring. And I recently learned that mentally ill people can only be held for short periods of time, 48 hours maybe(?), and only if they are dangerous to themselves or others, --- Dave Gross wrote: > > I've seen Frank in agro-mode, too, but only to the > point of being loud and > upset-sounding; he's never actually started swinging > his sign at people or > anything like that, at least as far as I know. > > Chill. He's just more hardcore than you are. > > For fuck's sake don't try to get the man "help" (a > euphemism for drugging > and incarceration and don't pretend otherwise). > > A cop arrested Emperor Norton for vagrancy once. He > almost lost his job, > and the S.F. Chief of Police had to make a formal, > public apology in order > to keep *his* job. > > Until Frank Chu can count on popular defense of a > similar vigor, the > Cacophony Society should remain on alert. > > -- Dave > > ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from Jarvis McIntyre ----- --- D-lux wrote: > Here's a serious concern about Frank. > I'm wondering if > a delicate balance has been upset, and Frank needs > genuine psychological > help. That's a bit of an understatement. I had a serious discussion with HH, our resident veteran of mental health, about what I could do for Frank. I was feeling a little guilty about making fun of the mentally ill, which was in effect what we were doing. His response was that there's not much you can do for a schizophrenic. He asked, "do you think he has a problem with drugs or alcohol?" I said no, so he said about the only thing I could do to make his life a little more enjoyable was to give him money and other assistance, like buying him lunch. After all, he's probably living on the $700 monthly SSI check. ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from D-lux ----- On Wednesday, August 7, 2002, at 02:08 PM, Jarvis McIntyre wrote: > ... so he said > about the only thing I could do to make his life a > little more enjoyable was to give him money and other > assistance, like buying him lunch. After all, he's > probably living on the $700 monthly SSI check. We have a standing offer to join him at Lefty O'doul's for dinner any evening he's there, but that's a hard one to nail down. We've tried this once before, but Frank didn't show up. It's his preferred place to hang out after a day of protesting, and he's supposedly there after 8 PM. The next time we do an event in Union Square we should try to plan ahead. -- Dlux ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from Josh@orangeboxman.com ----- As much as I enjoyed hearing about the trial, I'm sure I mentioned that I'd have preferred to see the issue with Gold Dust resolved in some other way. I've now heard several people mention that Frank has been "more vehement" in his allegations of late. The thought has crossed my mind that giving Frank the wrong kind of attention might just get him really pissed off and aggressive, but I also think that simply ignoring him is not a solution to the "problem". I've hoped that Frank's contact with SF Caco would give him some good opportunities to explore his issues without being summarily invalidated, and possibly help to see that he is credited for his cultural contribution to San Francisco. When I couldn't get him connected with the shoes Don indicated Frank needed, it made me start to wonder whether people give a fuck what happens to Frank outside of his usefulness to SF Caco. Don't get me wrong; I understand we can't just buy shoes and other stuff for everyone who may need them. That's just not realistic. But the fact is that we ARE involved with Frank's well being once we've marched with him etc. We've "encouraged" him, is what I think some people would say. I still prefer to think Frank has been the better for SF Caco's influence, but I see Don's point. There may be something that has to change about the way Frank is being interacted with in order to avoid contributing to whatever is causing this change in his behavior. I'm not saying I have any easy answer, or that I assume you're all even bigger flakes than I am. That's not the point. I'm just saying that I don't think it would be right for people who have made use of and/or possibly influenced Frank in some way to just say "not my problem" the minute he stops being amusing. I understand that Frank's a grown man, and it's not necessarily upon any of us to do anything for him, but, if nothing else, we might want to consider whether failure to address what's happened could become a problem for SF Caco. If someone wants to talk to me, either on-list or off-list about this, I will tolerate all kinds of flames to see if there's something I can do that might be more effective than simply ignoring Frank or ignoring the change in his behavior. I suppose Frank can do what he likes as long as he doesn't actually break the law. But I'd hate to see "Best Protestor" come to be considered a nuisance without anyone who has made public spectacle with him at least lloking for ways he can avoid this outcome. I, for one, would rather see SF as a "fun weird" than a "scary weird". (my $0.02 and then some). ----- End forwarded message ----- ----- Forwarded message from Josh@orangeboxman.com ----- As much as I enjoyed hearing about the trial, I'm sure I mentioned that I'd have preferred to see the issue with Gold Dust resolved in some other way. I've now heard several people mention that Frank has been "more vehement" in his allegations of late. The thought has crossed my mind that giving Frank the wrong kind of attention might just get him really pissed off and aggressive, but I also think that simply ignoring him is not a solution to the "problem". I've hoped that Frank's contact with SF Caco would give him some good opportunities to explore his issues without being summarily invalidated, and possibly help to see that he is credited for his cultural contribution to San Francisco. When I couldn't get him connected with the shoes Don indicated Frank needed, it made me start to wonder whether people give a fuck what happens to Frank outside of his usefulness to SF Caco. Don't get me wrong; I understand we can't just buy shoes and other stuff for everyone who may need them. That's just not realistic. But the fact is that we ARE involved with Frank's well being once we've marched with him etc. We've "encouraged" him, is what I think some people would say. I still prefer to think Frank has been the better for SF Caco's influence, but I see Don's point. There may be something that has to change about the way Frank is being interacted with in order to avoid contributing to whatever is causing this change in his behavior. I'm not saying I have any easy answer, or that I assume you're all even bigger flakes than I am. That's not the point. I'm just saying that I don't think it would be right for people who have made use of and/or possibly influenced Frank in some way to just say "not my problem" the minute he stops being amusing. I understand that Frank's a grown man, and it's not necessarily upon any of us to do anything for him, but, if nothing else, we might want to consider whether failure to address what's happened could become a problem for SF Caco. If someone wants to talk to me, either on-list or off-list about this, I will tolerate all kinds of flames to see if there's something I can do that might be more effective than simply ignoring Frank or ignoring the change in his behavior. I suppose Frank can do what he likes as long as he doesn't actually break the law. But I'd hate to see "Best Protestor" come to be considered a nuisance without anyone who has made public spectacle with him at least lloking for ways he can avoid this outcome. I, for one, would rather see SF as a "fun weird" than a "scary weird". (my $0.02 and then some). To unsubscribe, send a message to: sf-caco-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com For events announcements only, send a message to: sf-caco-events-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group info: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sf-caco/ http://sf-caco.zpub.com/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 7 19:39:56 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NRA loose cannon Message-ID: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2002/08/07/national0943EDT0545.DTL > An antique .38-caliber pistol accidentally discharged as it was > being handled by Rep. Bob Barr during a reception in his honor. The > bullet hit a glass door, and no one was hurt. > > Georgia lobbyist Bruce Widener said Tuesday that he had removed the > magazine from his 1908 Colt but did not clear the chamber before > handing the weapon to Barr, a board member of the National Rifle > Association. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From chip at pobox.com Wed Aug 7 19:58:16 2002 From: chip at pobox.com (Chip Salzenberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> According to Nick Moffitt: > http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2002/08/07/national0943EDT0545.DTL > > Georgia lobbyist Bruce Widener said Tuesday that he had removed the > > magazine from his 1908 Colt but did not clear the chamber [...] Huh, time to bone up on my weapons history. I had no idea that there were semiauto pistols with magazines that long ago. -- Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - "It furthers one to have somewhere to go." From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 7 20:30:08 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FRANK CHU SIGN GENERATOR! Message-ID: <20020808033008.GB28653@zork.net> http://www.sniggle.net/Dadarian/frank.php -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 7 20:32:10 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [dave@eorbit.net: Re: Fwd: Re: [sf-caco] Frank Chu update] Message-ID: <20020808033210.GC28653@zork.net> A MUST-DO ----- Forwarded message from Dave Gross ----- > If we can't agree on what "treatment" is appropriate, can I at least > get you 2 to think constructively about realistic ways to assist Frank > as a Cacophonist in avoiding unnecessary logistical complications to > his ongoing project? Well, I don't know if this addresses the recent concerns, but I've considered that it might be a good thing to zegnatronimize the town a bit - by which I mean add some Chuisms to publicly-visible but otherwise mundane text assemblages (assemble your own additions by visiting http://www.sniggle.net/Dadarian/frank.php and hitting reload a few times). In other words, change things like: Information gladly given but safety requires avoiding unnecessary conversation. Street cleaning, 4-6PM Tuesdays and Thursdays. Cars will be towed. Restrooms are for customers only. For your protection - Your picture may be recorded on this vehicle. Starbucks is an equal-opportunity employer. to Information gladly given but safety requires avoiding omegalogical conversation. Street cleaning, 4-6PM Tuesdays and Thursdays. Cars will be constantaneoused. Restrooms are for impossibilitied soviet mitigations. 12 Galaxies - Your picture may be recorded on this vehicle. Starbucks is a zegnatronic rocket society. I figure it as a three-pass operation: 1) Scope out commonly-found signs in the downtown area, such as are found in cafes, busses, BART stations, street-signagerys, etc. Use a digital camera or instamatic to take pictures of these with a measuring device in the field, a la http://www.sniggle.net/Elvis/index2.html 2) Use your garden variety computer image-creating-thing (gimp, photoshop, whatever) to come up with text in a matching font that nicely overlays the existing text in a subtle (http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/javacity/javacity.html) way. Then make up some stickers at, uh, Kinkos or something. 3) Go out in pairs, one person finding signs and wiping them down with glass-cleaner or something to make sure the stickers sit well, and the other following quickly behind with the stickers ready-to-go. anyone interested? I'm out-of-town this weekend but could do some work on this tonight or tomorrow night, or when I get back next week. -- Dave http://www.sniggle.net/ ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> 4 DVDs Free +s&p Join Now http://us.click.yahoo.com/pt6YBB/NXiEAA/Ey.GAA/kgOolB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To unsubscribe, send a message to: sf-caco-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com For events announcements only, send a message to: sf-caco-events-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group info: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sf-caco/ http://sf-caco.zpub.com/ Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Aug 7 22:40:04 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> Message-ID: <20020808054004.GB30442@zgp.org> begin Chip Salzenberg quotation of Wed, Aug 07, 2002 at 10:58:16PM -0400: > Huh, time to bone up on my weapons history. I had no idea that there > were semiauto pistols with magazines that long ago. The Germans had them first. http://www.northwest-denture.com/mauser1896/pe4.htm -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From dep at linuxandmain.com Thu Aug 8 04:32:47 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <20020808054004.GB30442@zgp.org> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> <20020808054004.GB30442@zgp.org> Message-ID: <200208080732.47109.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Don Marti's quote: | begin Chip Salzenberg quotation of Wed, Aug 07, 2002 at 10:58:16PM -0400: | > Huh, time to bone up on my weapons history. I had no idea that | > there were semiauto pistols with magazines that long ago. | | The Germans had them first. | http://www.northwest-denture.com/mauser1896/pe4.htm strictly speaking, you are correct -- the broomhandle mauser does have a magazine. it differs from other autoloading pistols, though, in that it is not a removable box magazine -- commonly and incorrectly referred to as a "clip" (that term applies to thin metal channels used to hold ammunition for recharging fixed-magazine rifles, such as the u.s. m-1 garand, and semicircular pieces of metal that allowed the .45 automatic colt pistol cartridge to be used in service revolvers from colt and smith and wesson, and circular pieces of metal used for various of the wierd british revolvers). and in the broomhandle the magazine is located in front of the trigger guard, making the whole thing more resemble a very short rifle with no buttstock. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dep at linuxandmain.com Thu Aug 8 04:26:38 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> Message-ID: <200208080726.38220.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Chip Salzenberg's quote: | According to Nick Moffitt: | > http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2002 | >/08/07/national0943EDT0545.DTL | > | > > Georgia lobbyist Bruce Widener said Tuesday that he had removed | > > the magazine from his 1908 Colt but did not clear the chamber | > > [...] | | Huh, time to bone up on my weapons history. I had no idea that | there were semiauto pistols with magazines that long ago. of course there were. hugo borchardt's pistol of 1898 is possibly the best known, but also the designs of john moses browning, certainly the most famous of which was the familiar model 1911, which in slightly modified form remained the u.s. service sidearm until replaced by the crappola betettas with their pipsqueak 9mm cartridge about 20 years ago. the 1911, the number signifying the date it went into service, was an offshoot of browning's link lock system of box magazine fed autoloaders, which had been in production by colt since before 1900. most of them employed two links and one lug, while the .45 has one link and two lugs. browning, a mormon from utah, went on to design the p-35, which was built by fabrique nationale in liege, belgium and which but for its pipsqueak 9mm cartridge was one of his best designs and was adopted as the sidearm by more armies and civilian police agencies than any other weapon in history, and retains that distinction to this day. the instant colt was one of browning's designs. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From smcmahon at eiv.com Thu Aug 8 05:20:04 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! Message-ID: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Ximian assholes. Yesterday, they subscribe me to their "updates" mailing list without even so much as a "fuck you, you're subscribed now". So I go have their Mailman send me my password, I use it to unsubscribe and to make sure I'm not in any of their others lists, and then today, I'm back in the fucking list, getting more crap updates for a broken product I don't use! Ximian, please let me GTFOYL. Assholes. Welcome to ~/.procmailrc. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1SYfMACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt2S+gCeIRqWlXPtp1QNTUK+78H73AkK HxcAoLS25WTi7qsSoxWW7BQf3H5vFfPS =yYYk -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From smcmahon at eiv.com Thu Aug 8 05:31:06 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> Message-ID: <20020808123106.GE7904@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Chip Salzenberg quotation: > > Huh, time to bone up on my weapons history. I had no idea that there > were semiauto pistols with magazines that long ago. The 1908 Colt is the predecessor to the 1911 that our Military used for so many decades. However, the Mauser automatic that they use for all the blasters in Star Wars is an 1896 model. Clips are older than most people think. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1SZIoACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1/6QCfaTXC+80YDvpFga4b/cvPsAhS pHcAoMC4G6X4Lv+nqW8oG+ivJ24XNrKU =QyYc -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From smcmahon at eiv.com Thu Aug 8 06:17:41 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Mildly funny game review Message-ID: <20020808131741.GA8394@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 http://www.somethingawful.com/article.php?id=379 "Final Thoughts: I frequently lament how insanely boring most Hentai games are, but May Club manages to double stack the boring like some sort of futuristic lame sex game wafer and crystal chip technology. If "boring", "horrible", and "fission" were all used in the same sentence, this theoretical sentence would provide the perfect description of the mummy-shuffle like pace and paint-drying like intensity of May Club. In fact just visualize a huge empty room that has been freshly painted in which a mummy is slowly patrolling with wrapping made out of blurry pornographic photos. Then imagine having to sit and watch this for about three hours straight on a shitty black and white TV with bad horizontal adjustment that keeps making the picture roll. Then imagine that after you've watched it for three hours you're forced to go into another room and watch it again only the TV has a sticker that says "VR" in the corner." - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1Sb3UACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1JBACfegbMKk3sa2Txb8dOLpF76ImY weIAoIDPbq2b8kgex17LzNqN3hUmw/gb =yBaY -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From pedro at tastytronic.net Thu Aug 8 07:22:36 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FRANK CHU SIGN GENERATOR! In-Reply-To: <20020808033008.GB28653@zork.net> References: <20020808033008.GB28653@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020808092236.D800@tastytronic.net> http://www.tastytronic.net/main/frank_chu.jpg From pedro at tastytronic.net Thu Aug 8 07:32:54 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] I have a haiku joke for you! In-Reply-To: <20020805040320.GQ1579@perkypants.org> References: <20020805040320.GQ1579@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <20020808093254.E800@tastytronic.net> Quoting Jeff Waugh: > Barman tells pirate, > "A steering wheel on your pants!" > "It's driving me nuts!" Maybe I'm like so many other trilobites and are 50 million techno years behind on pirate-steering wheel joke evolution, but why didn't you use "crotch" instead of "pants"? It's one syllable, and it makes more sense that way. And crotch is a funny, funny word. tio pedro From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Aug 8 08:23:54 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <200208080732.47109.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> <20020808054004.GB30442@zgp.org> <200208080732.47109.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20020808152354.GG19372@zork.net> begin dep quotation: > buttstock. You may go now. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Aug 8 08:24:49 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] FRANK CHU SIGN GENERATOR! In-Reply-To: <20020808092236.D800@tastytronic.net> References: <20020808033008.GB28653@zork.net> <20020808092236.D800@tastytronic.net> Message-ID: <20020808152449.GH19372@zork.net> begin Uncle Pedro quotation: > http://www.tastytronic.net/main/frank_chu.jpg Hooray for Tastytronic Industries! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 8 08:27:44 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [crackmonkey-admin@crackmonkey.org: CrackMonkey post from jzlin@ath.forthnet.gr requires approval] Message-ID: <20020808152744.GI19372@zork.net> forthnet.gr! FORTH! ...in GREECE! ----- Forwarded message from crackmonkey-admin@crackmonkey.org ----- As list administrator, your authorization is requested for the following mailing list posting: List: CrackMonkey@crackmonkey.org From: jzlin@ath.forthnet.gr Subject: Email Marketing-Support Center Reason: Post by non-member to a members-only list At your convenience, visit: http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/admindb/crackmonkey to approve or deny the request. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 8 09:13:08 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Ha ha oh you crack me up Message-ID: <20020808161308.GK19372@zork.net> There are some gems in this here RIAA "why CDs cost so much even though DVDs are now actually cheaper" document. Ha ha. http://www.riaa.org/MD-US-7.cfm > For example, when you hear a song played on the radio ? that didn?t > just happen! Labels make investments in artists by paying for both > the production and the promotion of the album, and promotion is very > expensive. New technology such as the Internet offers new ways for > artists to reach music fans, but it still requires that some entity, > whether it is a traditional label or another kind of company, market > and promote that artist so that fans are aware of new releases. So wait, are they talking about payola? -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Thu Aug 8 10:55:18 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Shawn McMahon quotation: > Ximian assholes. Yesterday, they subscribe me to their "updates" > mailing list without even so much as a "fuck you, you're subscribed > now". > > So I go have their Mailman send me my password, I use it to unsubscribe > and to make sure I'm not in any of their others lists, and then today, > I'm back in the fucking list, getting more crap updates for a broken > product I don't use! You obviously misread the FAQ: http://crackmonkey.org/faq.html#ANSWER3 - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9UrB8jLHcIq3dHxYRAmNdAJ9ll8GgYCCGmVEekGv1TE7AH2PgXwCeKCdO wW1kUBHbF0xXY8JrtO0Kiac= =Wdbe -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From jv at zork.net Thu Aug 8 10:56:43 2002 From: jv at zork.net (Juggler Vain) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: !Good God Win a Trip (Was: [!CrackMonkey!] RIP Edsger Wybe Dijkstra) In-Reply-To: <20020807172836.GA28972@eiv.com> References: <6ur8ha7j8w.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020807171124.GV28653@zork.net> <20020807172836.GA28972@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020808175643.GB23491@zork.net> begin Shawn McMahon reply to Monkey Master: > In his honor, you and Mr. Bad should add the following debate tactic to > your list: > "Edsger Dijkstra would not have liked this." Now you're starting to talk like Hitler. -jv From smcmahon at eiv.com Thu Aug 8 11:04:24 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin quotation: > > You obviously misread the FAQ: > > http://crackmonkey.org/faq.html#ANSWER3 I don't have enough money to unsubscribe, because I tipped your mom. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1SsqcACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1ZOQCdGI9kcTX+2jECfC5cHp1tl493 OIEAoMotLRkefqDGxxQGgdfen/Q7WQcE =JsBf -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Aug 8 11:19:44 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020808181944.GR19372@zork.net> begin Shawn McMahon quotation: > I don't have enough money to unsubscribe, because I tipped your mom. Everyone go back and read the old archives, and shed a tear for the death of an old and fascinating list. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From spork at zork.net Thu Aug 8 11:20:48 2002 From: spork at zork.net (Emad El-Haraty) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Keeping your fish fed Message-ID: <20020808182048.GA25961@zork.net> "Well, Mr. Donor, its a good thing we have the funding to feed these here sharks. Wink. Wink. I'd hate to see what would have happened if you stopped donating to our cause." http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2180867.stm -- Emad El-Haraty E / If you can't beat them, M\/ arrange to have them beaten. A\/ D From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Thu Aug 8 11:29:50 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: Your message of "Thu, 08 Aug 2002 14:04:24 EDT." <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> Message-ID: <200208081829.g78ITogC009122@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 14:04:24 EDT, Shawn McMahon said: > I don't have enough money to unsubscribe, because I tipped your mom. Ya know, even out in the country, they know enough to *sneak in* when they're doing that to a bovine so they don't get charged. From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Thu Aug 8 11:31:45 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020808183145.GE21251@8ball.wox.org> commence Shawn McMahon quotation: > I don't have enough money to unsubscribe, because I tipped your mom. Sounds like somebody needs to review Mr. T's _Be Somebody or be Somebody's Fool_, specifically the portion on respecting people's mothers. -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Aug 8 13:26:35 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] yeah, well HITLER HITLER HITLER Message-ID: <20020808202635.GC11893@zgp.org> Need to end a thread about copyright term extension? German television research to the rescue! "Original law limited the duration of copyright to 10 years, but Hitler personally authorized an extension to 25 years on what Hoffmann called his ``photographic artwork'' of the führer." http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/news/world/3822607.htm -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 8 14:43:36 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [derek@cynicism.com: Pop Culture in Polynomial Time] Message-ID: <20020808214335.GY19372@zork.net> Derek still posts through me, because he refuses to give up his precious PINE. ----- Forwarded message from Derek Vadala ----- http://chappie.stanford.edu/issues/popcult/ateam/ --- Derek Vadala, derek@cynicism.com, http://www.cynicism.com/~derek ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Thu Aug 8 14:51:36 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [derek@cynicism.com: Pop Culture in Polynomial Time] In-Reply-To: Your message of "Thu, 08 Aug 2002 14:43:36 PDT." <20020808214335.GY19372@zork.net> References: <20020808214335.GY19372@zork.net> Message-ID: <200208082151.g78LpagC013441@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 14:43:36 PDT, Nick Moffitt said: > Derek still posts through me, because he refuses to give up his > precious PINE. That must suck, channeling for somebody who refuses to quit smoking that stuff when there's so many better alternatives. From smcmahon at eiv.com Thu Aug 8 15:45:42 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020808181944.GR19372@zork.net> References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> <20020808181944.GR19372@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020808224542.GD10512@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: > > I don't have enough money to unsubscribe, because I tipped your mom. > > Everyone go back and read the old archives, and shed a tear > for the death of an old and fascinating list. And when you do read them, you'll find at least one occurance of very nearly the same insult. I think (but can't verify without an exhaustive search of the archives) you even made one once. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1S9JYACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt0WdgCfZ8LljgkxD3DltZaOAK2XfV7A AOwAoLK5Oxq2Or93sFgRyUzvPEvc7ihw =0VxE -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From zen at zork.net Thu Aug 8 15:52:48 2002 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020808224542.GD10512@eiv.com> References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> <20020808181944.GR19372@zork.net> <20020808224542.GD10512@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020808225247.GA18404@zork.net> begin Shawn McMahon uuencoded stream: > And when you do read them, you'll find at least one occurance of very > nearly the same insult. I think (but can't verify without an exhaustive > search of the archives) you even made one once. I learned it from watching YOU, Dad! -- http://www.georgebox.org - Where I keep all my stuff. http://www.emgnulation.org - Freedom in the emulation community. http://www.robotfindskitten.org - Gaming innovation. george@georgebox.org From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Aug 8 15:57:34 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:44 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020808224542.GD10512@eiv.com> References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> <20020808181944.GR19372@zork.net> <20020808224542.GD10512@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020808225734.GC16013@zork.net> begin Shawn McMahon quotation: > And when you do read them, you'll find at least one occurance of > very nearly the same insult. I think (but can't verify without an > exhaustive search of the archives) you even made one once. :P THPPBPBPBPTPPBTPBTT! I know you are but what am I! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Thu Aug 8 16:03:48 2002 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (#2 of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [derek@cynicism.com: Pop Culture in Polynomial Time] In-Reply-To: <20020808214335.GY19372@zork.net> Message-ID: On Thu, 8 Aug 2002, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Derek still posts through me, because he refuses to give up his > precious PINE. I'm posting in PINE RIGHT NOW! and it's driving me nuts! From rob at myinternetplace.net Thu Aug 8 16:09:20 2002 From: rob at myinternetplace.net (Rob Walker) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> Message-ID: <1028848166.22703.15.camel@tp600x> On Wed, 2002-08-07 at 19:58, Chip Salzenberg wrote: > According to Nick Moffitt: > > http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2002/08/07/national0943EDT0545.DTL > > > Georgia lobbyist Bruce Widener said Tuesday that he had removed the > > > magazine from his 1908 Colt but did not clear the chamber [...] > > Huh, time to bone up on my weapons history. I had no idea that there > were semiauto pistols with magazines that long ago. Colt model 1908 pocket hammerless (First Issue) Semi-automatic; 380 ACP; 7-shot magazine; 3 3/4" barrel; 7" overall length; fixed sights; hammerless; sidelock; grip safety; hard rubber stocks; blued finish. Same general design, specs as Model 1903 Pocket Hammerless. Manufactured from 1908 to 1911. Exc: $550 VGood: $450 Good: $350 (Second Issue) Same specs as First Issue sans barrel bushing. Manufactured from 1911 to 1926 Exc: $450 VGood: $350 Good: $300 (Third Issue) Same specs as Second Issue except safety disconnector installed on guns with serial numbers above 92,894. Introduced 1926; dropped 1945. Exc: $450 VGood: $350 Good: $300 U.S. Propery marked Exc: $1500 VGood: $1250 Good: $1000 From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Aug 8 16:19:30 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <1028848166.22703.15.camel@tp600x> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> <1028848166.22703.15.camel@tp600x> Message-ID: <20020808231930.GB14939@zgp.org> begin Rob Walker quotation of Thu, Aug 08, 2002 at 04:09:20PM -0700: > Same specs as Second Issue except safety disconnector installed on guns > with serial numbers above 92,894. Introduced 1926; dropped 1945. > > Exc: $450 VGood: $350 Good: $300 > > U.S. Propery marked > Exc: $1500 VGood: $1250 Good: $1000 The stolen ones are MORE? WTF? -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From smcmahon at eiv.com Thu Aug 8 16:32:13 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <20020808231930.GB14939@zgp.org> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> <1028848166.22703.15.camel@tp600x> <20020808231930.GB14939@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020808233213.GA10804@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Don Marti quotation: > > The stolen ones are MORE? WTF? Well, yeah. Same reason weed costs more than booze. Crime doesn't pay, but it sure costs. Prior to World War II, Uncle Sam was REALLY lax about this stuff, especially pistols. But even now, it's not difficult to get military hardware. That's where the crooks get a lot of their stuff; that, and from cops. But back then, it was not at all unusual for folks to take their gear home with them when they mustered out. Wanna see a WWI-era M1911 that's seen actual combat, and has a serial number under 300,000? - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1S/30ACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt3LYgCg8WKQmlEeickU+su36+V1qA24 OigAoKQFp8ciNbGpQAEKQFnKheL3OjXM =qwGV -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From rob at myinternetplace.net Thu Aug 8 16:54:57 2002 From: rob at myinternetplace.net (Rob Walker) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: NRA loose cannon In-Reply-To: <20020808233213.GA10804@eiv.com> References: <20020808023956.GA28653@zork.net> <20020808025816.GB1807@perlsupport.com> <1028848166.22703.15.camel@tp600x> <20020808231930.GB14939@zgp.org> <20020808233213.GA10804@eiv.com> Message-ID: <1028850898.22566.23.camel@tp600x> On Thu, 2002-08-08 at 16:32, Shawn McMahon wrote: > Prior to World War II, Uncle Sam was REALLY lax about this stuff, > especially pistols. But even now, it's not difficult to get military > hardware. That's where the crooks get a lot of their stuff; that, and > from cops. But back then, it was not at all unusual for folks to take > their gear home with them when they mustered out. Even as late as Desert Storm, fuel tanks coming home to local bases were able to hold extra goodies for a while. rob From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 8 17:38:16 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wow, Kuro5hin finally produces something interesting Message-ID: <20020809003816.GI16013@zork.net> http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/2/11/15126/8320 > B is for Barnacle, a simple sessile organism created by the Catholic > Church is 1683. The original goal was to create a self-healing > plating to protect ship hulls, and thus help Catholicism out-spread > other religions across the world. Unfortunately, the organism grew > randomly, forming a rough lumps that slow ships down. Even more > unfortunately, genetic controls failed to work and barnacles spread > uncontrollably across all the world's seas, infesting ships > everywhere. Widely regarded as a warning against genetic tampering, > barnacles were the major impetus for the Tunguska Genetic > Engineering Treaty of 1919. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jmorris at intercode.com.au Thu Aug 8 19:15:17 2002 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [BREAKING NEWS] Toilets Message-ID: http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,4868296%255E1702,00.html Scientist seeks the perfect wee By Jordan Baker August 09, 2002 [snip] "If the jury comes back saying the hole in the ground is the best way to go, I think some serious decisions will have to be made all over the developed world." At least Austria has http://www.toiletmap.gov.au/ in case we need to take action on this. - James -- James Morris From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 8 22:14:15 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [dave@eorbit.net: Re: [sf-caco] Frank Chu update] Message-ID: <20020809051415.GK16013@zork.net> Frank Chu, Cacophonist Role Model. ----- Forwarded message from Dave Gross ----- I can't believe what I'm hearing in this group. Frank Chu is fifty times the cacophonist any of us part-time performance artists are - he may be the only thing that's keeping Heyhoka from opening up the faults and swallowing the S.F. peninsula whole - and instead of respectful admiration and awe, all I see is a bunch of paternalistic condescension and speculation about his mental health. Jeezus. Go join the Concerned Young Progressives or something if that's your attitude. Frank doesn't need your help. Frank is out on the streets *every* *day* letting people know about the 12 galaxies and the mumbletronic rocket society. Frank walks until his fucking blisters pop, and most of you wouldn't behead a statue of William McKinley unless there was free beer involved. There are hundreds of people working on Grey Davis's reelection campaign in this city and you're worried about *Frank* *Chu's* mental health and alleged substance abuse? You want to have an intervention? Intervene in the lives of the 943,201 people you'll see this year who *aren't* Frank Chu! You aren't fit to kiss his worn-out soles if you bought him shoes because you think he needs your help or you think he's cute and amusing. -- Dave Gross http://www.sniggle.net/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From sneakums at zork.net Fri Aug 9 01:09:46 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Goddamn Ximian SPAM!!!! In-Reply-To: <20020808181944.GR19372@zork.net> (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's message of "Thu, 8 Aug 2002 11:19:44 -0700") References: <20020808122003.GA7904@eiv.com> <20020808175518.GD21251@8ball.wox.org> <20020808180424.GA9589@eiv.com> <20020808181944.GR19372@zork.net> Message-ID: <6uy9bg5u7p.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: > begin Shawn McMahon quotation: >> I don't have enough money to unsubscribe, because I tipped your mom. > > Everyone go back and read the old archives, and shed a tear > for the death of an old and fascinating list. I did that last year. Sniff. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From crackmonkey at pigdog.org Fri Aug 9 06:08:00 2002 From: crackmonkey at pigdog.org (Crack Monkey) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [pigdog] a sour experience (URL) In-Reply-To: <20020809070931.B1345-100000@blues.jpj.net> References: <20020809070931.B1345-100000@blues.jpj.net> Message-ID: <20020809130800.GO16013@zork.net> begin Trevor Johnson quotation: > during airport search, woman told to drink her own breast milk > > In that article: > Kuby said, "I'm all for random searches . . . but I do think the > number of Caucasian, lactating mothers who have passed through al > Qaeda training camps is negligible." PLEASE DON'T SEARCH ME BECAUSE I'M WHITE THANKS -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From sneakums at zork.net Fri Aug 9 06:46:22 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [pigdog] a sour experience (URL) In-Reply-To: <20020809130800.GO16013@zork.net> (Crack Monkey's message of "Fri, 9 Aug 2002 06:08:00 -0700") References: <20020809070931.B1345-100000@blues.jpj.net> <20020809130800.GO16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <6ulm7g5emp.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Crack Monkey quotation: > begin Trevor Johnson quotation: >> during airport search, woman told to drink her own breast milk >> >> > > In that article: >> Kuby said, "I'm all for random searches . . . but I do think the >> number of Caucasian, lactating mothers who have passed through al >> Qaeda training camps is negligible." > > PLEASE DON'T SEARCH ME BECAUSE I'M WHITE THANKS I'M TOO WHITE TO DIE! -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Aug 9 09:23:57 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: [pigdog] a sour experience (URL) In-Reply-To: <20020809130800.GO16013@zork.net> References: <20020809070931.B1345-100000@blues.jpj.net> <20020809130800.GO16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020809162357.GB1077@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Crack Monkey quotation: > begin Trevor Johnson quotation: > > during airport search, woman told to drink her own breast milk > > > > > > In that article: > > Kuby said, "I'm all for random searches . . . but I do think the > > number of Caucasian, lactating mothers who have passed through al > > Qaeda training camps is negligible." No man, that's just what they're EXPECTING us to think! - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9U+ybjLHcIq3dHxYRAq3FAKCEWUeD3ckjBlFZ79RlvJ41gw9QuACeKpUh LrSL7rdh4xM1V0v75eMEzVk= =oY9/ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 9 09:42:13 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] MONKEY CRACK Message-ID: <20020809164213.GS16013@zork.net> Hooray for monkeywire! ----- Forwarded message from Josh Greenman ----- http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/3820146.htm Posted on Thu, Aug. 08, 2002Millipedes move in, and the monkeys go wild At South Dade attraction, they give the primates a natural high BY DAVID OVALLE dovalle@herald.com RICHARD PATTERSON/FOR THE HERALD: Scientists believe the millipedes' secretions induce an excited state in the primates. Georgia the owl monkey is at it again. But her caretakers at Monkey Jungle are no longer worried as they watch her frenzied rolls across the bottom of her cage. After all, they have concluded, she is under the influence. An imported species of millipede from the West Indies is flourishing in parts of South Florida, experts say. The capuchin and owl monkeys at the park like to rub the creatures on their fur, which sends them into a delirious state, said Sian Evans, who heads the DuMond Conservancy, a primate conservation group based at Monkey Jungle, the South Miami-Dade tourist attraction. A species of South Florida birds also likes the millipedes. Grackles pick them up with their beaks and use them to anoint the area under their wings. Millipedes defend themselves by secreting a chemical that acts as a natural bug repellent, said Virginia-based millipede expert Richard Hoffman, who helped identify the species. Scientists believe the monkeys rub the bugs on their fur to ward off mosquitoes, a behavior documented in capuchin monkeys but never in the nocturnal owl monkeys. LOVE POTION NO. 9? The millipedes' secretions induce an excited state in the monkeys that lasts up to 30 minutes, kind of like how cats react to catnip. ''They bite the millipedes, then reach behind their back and rub it on their fur,'' said Evans, who added that the behavior is natural but rarely seen. ``Their eyes glaze over and they're completely focused on what they're doing.'' Last week, one monkey shared a millipede with four family members and the entire family turned into a ``writhing mass.'' ''Could it be we have stumbled upon an ancient primate form of hallucinogens?'' Hoffman said. ``Who knows?'' The presence of the nonnative millipedes at Monkey Jungle drew the attention of the few millipede experts in the country, as well as scientists with the Miami-Dade County Cooperative Extension Service in Homestead. Students from Florida International University also are studying the millipedes. Senior Cher Moody, a biology major, was the first to test the millipedes on monkeys at the park. The Anadenobolus monilicornis millipedes may have come from the West Indies or South America on imported plants or fruits more than a year ago, Hoffman said. State agriculture inspectors are trying to determine the critters' origin. There are about 10,000 known species of millipedes, which are not to be confused with centipedes. Millipedes have two legs per segment with some species reaching up to 11 inches in length. `KIND OF CUTE' The West Indies species can grow up to four inches -- twice as long as common South Florida millipedes. Unlike the natives' dull gray color, the West Indian variety has bright yellow and red rings. ''If you like small animals that are not furry, they're kind of cute,'' County Extension Service entomologist Adrian Hunsberger said as she examined one on her desk. Dr. Paul Weldon, a scientist with the Smithsonian's Conservation and Research Center in Front Royal, Va., visited the park at 14805 SW 216th St., last weekend to test the monkeys' reactions to natural millipede chemicals. Weldon, who has been researching nontoxic mosquito repellents for the Army, found the monkeys had already been experimenting with the new breed crawling through the park. He sent live samples to Hoffman in Martinsville, Va., who identified them. The species has never been recorded in significant numbers in the United States. The new species seems to be displacing the native species at the park, outmaneuvering them for the decaying plants that millipedes eat, Evans said. She said the millipedes do not have a negative impact on the environment. ''It's a fairly benign invasion,'' Hoffman said. ``It will be interesting to keep an eye on it and see and how far it spreads. It may become established and successful or it could be short-term.'' ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 9 14:18:59 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] Message-ID: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> EXCELLENT RELEASE NAME ----- Forwarded message from Jeff Waugh ----- GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum" ========================== GARNOME - the bad-ass, bleeding edge GNOME distribution for testers and tweakers everywhere. If you're dying to test the latest GNOME 2.0 Desktop releases, but don't want to fall into the depraved addictions and co-dependencies of testing from anonymous CVS, then GARNOME is for you. What's New? ----------- * Update to GNOME 2.0.1 RC1. * Added: gnome-audio, thanks to Aschwin van der Woude, gnome-db framework and application, totem media player (requires Xine libraries), gimp-freetype, libgsf, monkey-media, Frank Worsley's cool Nautilus status dialogue patch - very nice. * Updated just about everything, but in particular: freetype, rhythmbox, gst-player and pan. * There's more updates than I can document, so, um, just grab it and have fun. Better documentation of changes with upcoming releases. :-) Where Do I Get It? ------------------ The tarball and documentation [1] are available on the GARNOME website: http://www.gnome.org/~jdub/garnome/ Enjoy G2D and GARNOME. :-) - Jeff [1] People who don't read the documentation tend to look pretty silly on garnome-list and in #garnome. -- There's no horse higher, no mailing list taunt lower, no developer base wider. Rock My Software in the Bosom of Debian. -- garnome-list mailing list garnome-list@gnome.org http://mail.gnome.org/mailman/listinfo/garnome-list ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Fri Aug 9 14:23:52 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020809212352.GC1077@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Nick Moffitt quotation: > EXCELLENT RELEASE NAME > > ----- Forwarded message from Jeff Waugh ----- > > GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum" > ----- End forwarded message ----- Great, now McMahon is going to go on and on how Jeff Waugh can make Your Mom jokes, but he can't. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9VDLmjLHcIq3dHxYRAt04AKD57jd6YnsJDMMdoToABI4UcOf6VwCdE8OZ gJ55qRZPHBw9JoVryLbOntk= =tXPH -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Aug 9 14:36:01 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809212352.GC1077@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809212352.GC1077@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020809213601.GE16013@zork.net> begin Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin quotation: > Great, now McMahon is going to go on and on how Jeff Waugh can make > Your Mom jokes, but he can't. McMahon is perfectly welcome to write software. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From sneakums at zork.net Fri Aug 9 14:37:30 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> (Nick Moffitt's message of "Fri, 9 Aug 2002 14:18:59 -0700") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > * Added: [...] totem media player (requires Xine libraries) [...] In other words, it's yet another pointless GNOME-ification of an otherwise unoffensive application. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From squinky at dasbistro.com Fri Aug 9 15:06:54 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020809220654.GB13857@dasbistro.com> On Fri, Aug 09, 2002 at 10:37:30PM +0100, Sean Neakums wrote: > > In other words, it's yet another pointless GNOME-ification of an > otherwise unoffensive application. Unoffensive? The Xine UI crashes on me all the damn time. From sneakums at zork.net Fri Aug 9 15:12:15 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809220654.GB13857@dasbistro.com> (Not Erik's message of "Fri, 9 Aug 2002 15:06:54 -0700") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020809220654.GB13857@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <6un0rv4r7k.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Not Erik quotation: > On Fri, Aug 09, 2002 at 10:37:30PM +0100, Sean Neakums wrote: >> >> In other words, it's yet another pointless GNOME-ification of an >> otherwise unoffensive application. > > Unoffensive? The Xine UI crashes on me all the damn time. It has yet to crash on me. You must be using it wrong. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From carlos at laviola.org Fri Aug 9 16:30:17 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> On Fri, Aug 09, 2002 at 02:18:59PM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum" > ========================== > > What's New? > ----------- > > * Update to GNOME 2.0.1 RC1. Where's KDE 3.1a1? :< -- Carlos Laviola From sneakums at zork.net Fri Aug 9 16:33:20 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> (Carlos Laviola's message of "Fri, 9 Aug 2002 20:30:17 -0300") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> Message-ID: <6uit2j4ngf.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Carlos Laviola quotation: > On Fri, Aug 09, 2002 at 02:18:59PM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: >> GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum" >> ========================== >> >> What's New? >> ----------- >> >> * Update to GNOME 2.0.1 RC1. > > Where's KDE 3.1a1? :< Far away from me. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From jack at xiph.org Fri Aug 9 20:04:42 2002 From: jack at xiph.org (Jack Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] another funny joke Message-ID: <20020810030442.GB2401@i.cantcode.com> Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie? ... Because it was rated Arr. jack. From carlos at laviola.org Fri Aug 9 22:46:38 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <6uit2j4ngf.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> <6uit2j4ngf.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020810054638.GB26966@laviola.org> On Sat, Aug 10, 2002 at 12:33:20AM +0100, Sean Neakums wrote: > commence Carlos Laviola quotation: > > Where's KDE 3.1a1? :< > > Far away from me. Seriously, KDE 3 is very mature. Lots of eye candy, yes, but also works great, and has one of the best localizations I've ever seen. KDE 3.1 is even more promising, with Keramik and Conectiva's new set of icons, named Crystal, coming along. (Keramik is the new window decoration style + color scheme or something that will be the default on the new version.) I'll post a few screenshots tomorrow to get y'all drooling. -- Carlos Laviola From smcmahon at eiv.com Sat Aug 10 10:53:57 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809213601.GE16013@zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809212352.GC1077@8ball.wox.org> <20020809213601.GE16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020810175357.GC27868@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: > > McMahon is perfectly welcome to write software. I could make a "Your Mum" release of IsTime, but I don't think anybody's using it anymore. Besides, I lost the source code, and it'd take like an hour to recreate it. Booooorrrrriiiinnnnggggg. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1VUzUACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1bvwCg0/jVkhTtLSIf+R+xNu+x/TuC f2sAoMRCUFHQdQSv2p9s1ivL9j7nvKBI =gc5Q -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From nick at zork.net Sat Aug 10 10:57:21 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] <-- China Message-ID: <20020810175721.GK16013@zork.net> http://www.culturecom.com.hk/eng/images/Cult_AW1.jpg http://www.culturecom.com.hk/eng/images/Cult_AW2.jpg http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/02/Feb/spam.html http://dmarti.livejournal.com/ ALL THESE THINGS ARE CHINA -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From doug at pigeonhold.com Sat Aug 10 12:15:45 2002 From: doug at pigeonhold.com (Doug Winter) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] MONKEY CRACK In-Reply-To: <20020809164213.GS16013@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Fri, Aug 09, 2002 at 09:42:13AM -0700 References: <20020809164213.GS16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020810201545.A8579@pigeonhold.com> On Fri 09 Aug, quoth Nick Moffitt: > An imported species of millipede from the West Indies is flourishing > in parts of South Florida, experts say. The capuchin and owl monkeys > at the park like to rub the creatures on their fur, which sends them > into a delirious state, said Sian Evans, who heads the DuMond > Conservancy, a primate conservation group based at Monkey Jungle, the > South Miami-Dade tourist attraction. Anyone here live in South Florida and going to give these millipedes a go? Got to be a decent chance this works on humans too. doug. -- key 1024D/6973E2CF print 2C95 66AD 1596 37D2 41FC 609F 76C0 A4EC 6973 E2CF http://www.antisigma.com From 0272456089 at djuice.co.nz Sat Aug 10 14:14:01 2002 From: 0272456089 at djuice.co.nz (Ian W H) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Pirate movies Message-ID: <3D30BF9D@mail.djuice.co.nz> begin I loved the one about the movie, but the rest of the family hated it. Please, won't someone think of the children? Send money and I won't tell you the wigwam joke. From nick at zork.net Sat Aug 10 15:19:37 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020810221937.GO16013@zork.net> He's off to learn procmail ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- crackmonkey@verhoeks.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Sat Aug 10 15:25:44 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] A NEW KIND OF SCIENTOLOGY Message-ID: <20020810222544.GP16013@zork.net> http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=625 > Here is a basic outline of the book's structure as well as his > underlying argument: > > 1. Relatively simple cellular automata can generate incredible > complexity. > 2. Such complexity does not necessarily increase when the > underlying rules are made more complex. > 3. ! > 4. Profit! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Sat Aug 10 19:22:00 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] we need a 'regime change' in this rogue state... Message-ID: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> http://argument.independent.co.uk/regular_columnists/adrian_hamilton/story.jsp?story=322726 > It has a government in power without the legitimacy of a democratic > majority, in the hands of a coterie from a single part of the > country and clearly aiming at a dynasty of rule. Its rhetoric is one > of violent aggression against anyone seen as its enemies. It > opponents are locked up without trial or the right to habeas corpus. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From ron at vnetworx.net Sat Aug 10 20:47:49 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Subjugator of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] we need a 'regime change' in this rogue state... In-Reply-To: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> References: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <1029037670.978.174162.camel@amory> On Sat, 2002-08-10 at 22:22, Nick Moffitt wrote: > http://argument.independent.co.uk/regular_columnists/adrian_hamilton/story.jsp?story=322726 > > It has a government in power without the legitimacy of a democratic > > majority, in the hands of a coterie from a single part of the > > country and clearly aiming at a dynasty of rule. Its rhetoric is one > > of violent aggression against anyone seen as its enemies. It > > opponents are locked up without trial or the right to habeas corpus. You know "Washington" is a Ukrainian code-word for San Francisco, right? Someone in Ukrainia has a grudge against the Prince Regent. From carton at Ivy.NET Sun Aug 11 10:16:06 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809213601.GE16013@zork.net> (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's message of "Fri, 9 Aug 2002 14:36:01 -0700") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809212352.GC1077@8ball.wox.org> <20020809213601.GE16013@zork.net> Message-ID: >>>>> "mmaprosf" == Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: mmaprosf> McMahon is perfectly welcome to write software. or even just package up poorly-integrated software that other people have written, like a lowly sysadmin. ``can I have a copy of your NERF.BAT?'' ``what is the init string for my modem?'' From carton at Ivy.NET Sun Aug 11 10:43:53 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020810054638.GB26966@laviola.org> (Carlos Laviola's message of "Sat, 10 Aug 2002 02:46:38 -0300") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> <6uit2j4ngf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020810054638.GB26966@laviola.org> Message-ID: >>>>> "cl" == Carlos Laviola writes: cl> Seriously, KDE 3 is very mature. . . . KDE 3.1 is even more cl> promising, with Keramik and Conectiva's new set of icons, cl> named Crystal, coming along. ...or, don't even package other people's software, McMahon. just DRAW ICONS! because ICONS are the key to Maturity and Promise in a widget set. *ICONS!* cl> Keramik is the new window decoration style + color scheme didn't we go through all this already with e? I thought all these ``design'' jack-offs claimed that Macromedia had invented a new object-oriented programming language and went off to make Flashturbations instead. If there's anything more wankish than widget sets that exist only to look cool, it's window managers that exist only to look cool. I tried to find a BSD package to build just konqueror so I wouldn't have to install kdecalculator and kdeaddressbook and kdealarmbuzzer and kdewallpapersetter and kdecolorchooser and kde_chsh and kde_ssh-add on my cramped 1GB MicroDrive. but apparently, YOU CAN'T. You *VILL* use *ALL* ze kde tools. and thank god. thank god I can type my ssh password into a GUI craplet. way to save my idiot ass from the command line, jerkoff. i've got a better idea. Let's force-upgrade everyone to Xaw3d because it's, you know, 3D, and gives the user an extra dimension of control over his xterm. Let's design a new window manager, but put most of the work into the animated progress bar that keeps track of the ``theme loading'' process. I'll stick with XView and olvwm. when you come up with some better eye candy than 'perfmeter', you just stick it in your blog. There's no need to email me about it, because I will be checking your blog hourly so as to keep up with your latest discoveries. In fact, your unique perspective on the eye candy revolution is so important to me that I will probably be reading your blog *more often* than email, so really posting there about the color and texture of your latest wackoff load is the fastest way to inform me about it. -- ``GNOME, launched specifically to counter a threat to our freedom, is the free software project par excellence.'' -- Richard M. Stallman ``C# is, from what I've seen, a rather nice little language.'' -- Joakim Ziegler, Ximian From carton at Ivy.NET Sun Aug 11 10:42:18 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] we need a 'regime change' in this rogue state... In-Reply-To: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> (Nick Moffitt's message of "Sat, 10 Aug 2002 19:22:00 -0700") References: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> Message-ID: >>>>> "mm" == Nick Moffitt writes: mm> in the hands of a coterie from a single part of the country mm> and clearly aiming at a dynasty of rule. I guess that explains those biblical floods in Texas. -- [2001-11-16] ``Gazing into my crystal globe I see . . . that within three years the Intel StrongARM will become the most popular CPU in Amerikstan.'' ``WHAT! _Intel_ owns the ARM? Oh, merciful God, please kill me!'' From carlos at laviola.org Sun Aug 11 12:39:53 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> <6uit2j4ngf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020810054638.GB26966@laviola.org> Message-ID: <20020811193953.GA27944@laviola.org> On Sun, Aug 11, 2002 at 01:43:53PM -0400, Miles Nordin wrote: > > cl> Keramik is the new window decoration style + color scheme > > didn't we go through all this already with e? I thought all these > ``design'' jack-offs claimed that Macromedia had invented a new > object-oriented programming language and went off to make > Flashturbations instead. If there's anything more wankish than widget > sets that exist only to look cool, it's window managers that exist > only to look cool. It looks cool, but it's also functional. I admit that I only use 20% of the "features" of the GUI and mostly only open up zillions of terminals to do whatever I consider important, but it's nice to know I could point-and-click to do this and that some times. I also switched to KDE because it features a great translation to Brazilian Portuguese; while it's not that important to me, since I can read English, my brother knows little English, so it helps him. > I tried to find a BSD package to build just konqueror so I wouldn't > have to install kdecalculator and kdeaddressbook and kdealarmbuzzer > and kdewallpapersetter and kdecolorchooser and kde_chsh and > kde_ssh-add on my cramped 1GB MicroDrive. but apparently, YOU CAN'T. > You *VILL* use *ALL* ze kde tools. and thank god. thank god I can > type my ssh password into a GUI craplet. way to save my idiot ass > from the command line, jerkoff. This is weird. Here are the Depends of konqueror on Debian: Depends: kdelibs4 (>= 4:3.0.2), libc6 (>= 2.2.4-4), libfam0, libjpeg62, libkonq4 (>= 4:3.0.2), libpng3, libqt3-mt (>= 2:3.0.4-1), libstdc++2.10-glibc2.2 (>= 1:2.95.4-0.010810), xlibs (>> 4.1.0), zlib1g (>= 1:1.1.4) Correct me if I'm wrong, but I only see libraries on the list above. -- Carlos Laviola From smcmahon at eiv.com Sun Aug 11 13:04:18 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] we need a 'regime change' in this rogue state... In-Reply-To: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> References: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020811200418.GD7335@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > http://argument.independent.co.uk/regular_columnists/adrian_hamilton/story.jsp?story=322726 > > It has a government in power without the legitimacy of a democratic > > majority, in the hands of a coterie from a single part of the > > country and clearly aiming at a dynasty of rule. Its rhetoric is one > > of violent aggression against anyone seen as its enemies. It > > opponents are locked up without trial or the right to habeas corpus. Ironic that somebody in the UK would say that. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1Ww0EACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt0yFACgn4C+lN972O3DKQ37SMoLsyIC wbEAmwZLjR3Nb6SoEHAdRssBeTODJdpm =6HX4 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From smcmahon at eiv.com Sun Aug 11 13:10:38 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> <6uit2j4ngf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020810054638.GB26966@laviola.org> Message-ID: <20020811201038.GG7335@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Miles Nordin quotation: > > ...or, don't even package other people's software, McMahon. just DRAW > ICONS! because ICONS are the key to Maturity and Promise in a widget > set. *ICONS!* Dude, if we didn't have icons, we wouldn't have toolbars. If we didn't have toolbars, we'd have to fire half our operations staff, and I'd never make any recall pay again! Shut up! Besides, icons are similar to thumbnails, and without thumbnails my pr0n collection would be unmanageable. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1WxL0ACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt2lNwCgy5QnMqCENN6+m/D1GKhOCGA9 1ooAoIkkjGQi5t/zCkMdmLQIKSJhk3pv =v+GV -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From sneakums at zork.net Sun Aug 11 15:40:51 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Crazy NetBSD fuqrs Message-ID: <6ud6sp10jw.fsf@zork.zork.net> I NEED TO RUN SOME OLD SGI SOFTWARE ON MY NETBSD BOX CAN YOU HELP ME PLS I NEED THIS FOR MY BOSS BY MONDAY THX http://www.onlamp.com/pub/a/bsd/2002/08/08/irix.html -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From rick at linuxmafia.com Sun Aug 11 16:40:27 2002 From: rick at linuxmafia.com (Rick Moen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> <6uit2j4ngf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020810054638.GB26966@laviola.org> Message-ID: <20020811234027.GG25331@linuxmafia.com> Quoting Miles Nordin (carton@Ivy.NET): > I tried to find a BSD package to build just konqueror so I wouldn't > have to install kdecalculator and kdeaddressbook and kdealarmbuzzer > and kdewallpapersetter and kdecolorchooser and kde_chsh and > kde_ssh-add on my cramped 1GB MicroDrive. but apparently, YOU CAN'T. > You *VILL* use *ALL* ze kde tools. So sorry to hear about _your problem_. Package: konqueror Version: 4:3.0.2-0 Priority: optional Section: utils Maintainer: Christopher L Cheney Depends: kdelibs4 (>= 4:3.0.2), libc6 (>= 2.2.4-4), libfam0, libjpeg62, libkonq4 (>= 4:3.0.2), libpng3, libqt3-mt (>= 2:3.0.4-1), libstdc++2.10-glibc2.2 (>= 1:2 .95.4-0.010810), xlibs (>> 4.1.0), zlib1g (>= 1:1.1.4) -- Cheers, "We're sorry; you have reached an imaginary number. Rick Moen Please rotate your 'phone ninety degrees and try again." rick@linuxmafia.com From dep at linuxandmain.com Sun Aug 11 18:14:55 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020810054638.GB26966@laviola.org> Message-ID: <200208112114.07243.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Miles Nordin's quote: | I tried to find a BSD package to build just konqueror so I wouldn't | have to install kdecalculator and kdeaddressbook and kdealarmbuzzer | and kdewallpapersetter and kdecolorchooser and kde_chsh and | kde_ssh-add on my cramped 1GB MicroDrive. but apparently, YOU | CAN'T. You *VILL* use *ALL* ze kde tools. and thank god. thank | god I can type my ssh password into a GUI craplet. way to save my | idiot ass from the command line, jerkoff. get the friggin source tarball, drop into the konqueror subdir, and build and install the goddammed thing. between, of course, upgrading openssh, which i understand has been renamed reallyreallyopenssh. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From squinky at dasbistro.com Sun Aug 11 19:41:05 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <6un0rv4r7k.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020809220654.GB13857@dasbistro.com> <6un0rv4r7k.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020812024105.GA20728@dasbistro.com> On Fri, Aug 09, 2002 at 11:12:15PM +0100, Sean Neakums wrote: > commence Not Erik quotation: > > > > Unoffensive? The Xine UI crashes on me all the damn time. > > It has yet to crash on me. You must be using it wrong. I'm sure I am. But I tend to watch my illegally decoded DVDs in other players as a result. That and I don't like the interface itself. I assume the core Xine system is positively splendiferous, but I stopped using it. From jdub at perkypants.org Sun Aug 11 20:36:24 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> Message-ID: <20020812033623.GN1646@perkypants.org> > > * Update to GNOME 2.0.1 RC1. > > Where's KDE 3.1a1? :< GARNOME is primary there for GNOME users, plus KDE doesn't keep stable tarball history. - Jeff -- o/~ In spite of all those keystrokes, you're addicted to vim. *ka-ching!* o/~ From jdub at perkypants.org Sun Aug 11 20:37:40 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020812033740.GO1646@perkypants.org> > > * Added: [...] totem media player (requires Xine libraries) [...] > > In other words, it's yet another pointless GNOME-ification of an otherwise > unoffensive application. Not at all, this is a much cleaner and more direct user interface than the split-window Xine set up. It's simple, and great. - Jeff -- "The Motif interface, with chunkier controls, felt more like a ghetto blaster." - Liam Quin From jdub at perkypants.org Sun Aug 11 20:41:07 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020812034107.GP1646@perkypants.org> > EXCELLENT RELEASE NAME > > ----- Forwarded message from Jeff Waugh ----- > > GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum" Anyway, so Ali Akcaagac (oGALAXYo on #gnome) turns up and calls his cvsgnome [1] release: CVSGNOME 0.3.0: "Your Dad controlls your Mum" Here is a man with issues. - Jeff [1] Ali's build script, which he vigorously pimps, and trashes everything else. -- "Anyway - I need something more James Bond than Banana Man, if you know what I mean..." - Tom Gilbert From sneakums at zork.net Mon Aug 12 01:01:51 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020812033740.GO1646@perkypants.org> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Mon, 12 Aug 2002 13:37:40 +1000") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812033740.GO1646@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <6uu1m0zes0.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > > >> > * Added: [...] totem media player (requires Xine libraries) [...] >> >> In other words, it's yet another pointless GNOME-ification of an >> otherwise unoffensive application. > > Not at all, this is a much cleaner and more direct user interface > than the split-window Xine set up. It's simple, and great. Awwwwwwww, it's just like Windows Media Player! It's so cute when kids imitate their parents! What a DARLING little media player! http://www.hadess.net/files/shots/01-08-2002.3.png -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From carlos at laviola.org Mon Aug 12 01:12:12 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <6uu1m0zes0.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812033740.GO1646@perkypants.org> <6uu1m0zes0.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020812081212.GC1247@laviola.org> On Mon, Aug 12, 2002 at 09:01:51AM +0100, Sean Neakums wrote: > commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > > > > > > >> > * Added: [...] totem media player (requires Xine libraries) [...] > >> > >> In other words, it's yet another pointless GNOME-ification of an > >> otherwise unoffensive application. > > > > Not at all, this is a much cleaner and more direct user interface > > than the split-window Xine set up. It's simple, and great. > > Awwwwwwww, it's just like Windows Media Player! It's so cute when > kids imitate their parents! What a DARLING little media player! Actually, last I saw WMP, it didn't look anything like this one. Truth be told, WMP has a nicer UI. -- Carlos Laviola From zen at zork.net Mon Aug 12 02:06:06 2002 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:45 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020812081212.GC1247@laviola.org> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812033740.GO1646@perkypants.org> <6uu1m0zes0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812081212.GC1247@laviola.org> Message-ID: <20020812090606.GA1744@zork.net> begin Carlos Laviola uuencoded stream: > Actually, last I saw WMP, it didn't look anything like this one. Truth > be told, WMP has a nicer UI. Ha ha. WMP's UI is anusoidal. It spreads out in all directions with all kinds of useless buttons and text fields, and superimposes all this ish in fullscreen mode for an obnoxiously long time. More curves != Better UI. Go make a WinAmp skin or something. -- http://www.georgebox.org - Where I keep all my stuff. http://www.emgnulation.org - Freedom in the emulation community. http://www.robotfindskitten.org - Gaming innovation. george@georgebox.org From carlos at laviola.org Mon Aug 12 06:42:29 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020812090606.GA1744@zork.net> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812033740.GO1646@perkypants.org> <6uu1m0zes0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812081212.GC1247@laviola.org> <20020812090606.GA1744@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020812134229.GA25931@laviola.org> On Mon, Aug 12, 2002 at 02:06:06AM -0700, George Moffitt wrote: > begin Carlos Laviola uuencoded stream: > > Actually, last I saw WMP, it didn't look anything like this one. Truth > > be told, WMP has a nicer UI. > > Ha ha. WMP's UI is anusoidal. It spreads out in all > directions with all kinds of useless buttons and text fields, and > superimposes all this ish in fullscreen mode for an obnoxiously long > time. The last time I saw it, it wasn't like that at all. It had a simplistic interface with nice little buttons and everything looked peaceful. Maybe you're talking about Windows Media Player 10.0 Beta 3 for Windows .NET Server Edition, but I obviously haven't seen it yet. -- Carlos Laviola From sneakums at zork.net Mon Aug 12 07:00:51 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020812134229.GA25931@laviola.org> (Carlos Laviola's message of "Mon, 12 Aug 2002 10:42:29 -0300") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812033740.GO1646@perkypants.org> <6uu1m0zes0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812081212.GC1247@laviola.org> <20020812090606.GA1744@zork.net> <20020812134229.GA25931@laviola.org> Message-ID: <6u8z3cyy5o.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Carlos Laviola quotation: > Maybe you're talking about Windows Media Player 10.0 Beta 3 for Windows > .NET Server Edition, but I obviously haven't seen it yet. I'll bet Dr. Whee has. He always seems to have all the latest proprietary software. I wonder how he does that. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From carlos at laviola.org Mon Aug 12 22:49:50 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [carlos@laviola.org: MUTT is for dick sucking faggots] Message-ID: <20020813054950.GA7455@laviola.org> I guess the X-Message-Flag header has finally kicked in! ----- Forwarded message from unsignedMail ----- Date: Mon, 12 Aug 2002 22:32:13 -0700 To: carlos@laviola.org From: unsignedMail Subject: MUTT is for dick sucking faggots An unsignedMail.com visitor has sent you an anonymous message! ______________________________________________________________ MUTT why would anyone in their right mind use MUTT. My God, are you from this century? Crawl back in your cave with your dick sucking friends who wish they were somebody. Using MUTT means you are behind the times, not a techie. Fuck off and die faggot. ______________________________________________________________ To reply, please visit the following link within two weeks: http://www.unsignedmail.com/index.php3?page=reply&id=HWCMjFot Replies to this account will not reach the sender. -------------------------------------------------------------- unsignedMail.com - The FREE Anonymous Mail Service. No login, no password, no problem! http://www.unsignedmail.com ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Carlos Laviola From carton at Ivy.NET Mon Aug 12 15:23:23 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Crazy NetBSD fuqrs In-Reply-To: <6ud6sp10jw.fsf@zork.zork.net> (Sean Neakums's message of "Sun, 11 Aug 2002 23:40:51 +0100") References: <6ud6sp10jw.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: >>>>> "sn" == Sean Neakums writes: sn> RUN SOME OLD SGI SOFTWARE ON MY NETBSD BOX yeah. too bad they wired my MobilePro 800 as a mipsel instead of a mipseb, or I could run clisp, or Allegro CL for SGI. but noooooo, they make it into a friggin' portable DECstation. I get *Ultrix* binary compatibility. joy of joys. anyway those crazy Nipponese said they could make it biendian per-kernel pretty easily. they just haven't bothered yet. We've got to push Lisp more in the Japanese market. why are there so few Japanese crackmonkeys, anyway? -- NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide -- Tom Harvey From carton at Ivy.NET Mon Aug 12 15:17:05 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020812090606.GA1744@zork.net> (George Moffitt's message of "Mon, 12 Aug 2002 02:06:06 -0700") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812033740.GO1646@perkypants.org> <6uu1m0zes0.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812081212.GC1247@laviola.org> <20020812090606.GA1744@zork.net> Message-ID: >>>>> "gm" == George Moffitt writes: gm> Go make a WinAmp skin or something. you know I really miss that user interface on xgopher. From carton at Ivy.NET Mon Aug 12 15:13:41 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020812024105.GA20728@dasbistro.com> (Not Erik's message of "Sun, 11 Aug 2002 19:41:05 -0700") References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <6ur8h74sth.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020809220654.GB13857@dasbistro.com> <6un0rv4r7k.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020812024105.GA20728@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: >>>>> "ne" == Not Erik writes: ne> illegally decoded DVDs itym UNAUTHORIZED. -- Don't try to run. Don't try to hide. Just pull out the 9, pop in the clip, And let one slip -- Sublime From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 13 11:05:09 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] AVW & MARTHA STEWART "INCARCERATED" Message-ID: <20020813180509.GU16013@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from Gary Clemenceau ----- ********************* FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ACMEVAPORWARE & MARTHA STEWART "INCARCERATED" AVW's Advanced Prison Publication Section Unveils NEW Martha Stewart Lifestyle Magazine NEW YORK, NY - August 12, 2002 - AcmeVaporware and Martha Stewart today announced the formation of a new Martha Stewart print marketing vehicle to be called, "Martha Stewart INCARCERATED - Make Better Time of Your Time." The announcement was made before a good-natured bank holiday crowd of wardens and handcuffed CEOs trying to smile through their pathetic whimpering. "Martha Stewart INCARCERATED is for the high-level incarcerated CEO -- and, of course, people like me, destined for the klink," commented a weary Martha Stewart from a dais surrounded by police, "Martha Stewart INCARCERATED will be the premier prison-lifestyle magazine dedicated to better living behind bars." AcmeVaporware's defendant/CEO Dr. John Smallberries unveiled the cover of the inaugural first issue: a resplendent sea of pink covered with bars, behind which floated the smiling, future-felon face of Vice President Dick Cheney. The feature's title: "We Wear the Cheney We Forged in Life." Rounding out the front cover was an inset photo of President George W. Bush phonetically reading a copy of Dr. Smallberries' latest book, *Prison for Dummies.* Other sections of the magazine include: **Ask In-mate #3428666 (Martha) "We're all innocent..." **Penitentiary Planner Don't forget the warden's birthday! **Living How to "pack" contraband in your "can" Avoiding "bedroom eyes" in the shower Bars can also be on the inside Solitary doesn't have to mean single **Features Top 10 Prison Escapes What is "guilt" anyway? Forced Labor: the good ol' days? Stirred, but not shaken **Entertaining Top 10 road-gang trips Using hand-mirrors to say "Hello!" Prison: it's just like camping! **Decorating Top 10 neatest bunks EVER! Hood Things: tips from the "pros" Top 10 tips for re-organizing a "tossed cell" **Fashion Top 10 fashion "do's" for a successful parole New colors for fall: you look good in orange & light green Will the warden let you wear lam?? **Gardening Top 10 plants that don't need the sun Turning that pesky commode into a springtime-fresh vase Human waste: fertilizer of the gods **Festivities Prison Weddings: tying the Knot WITHOUT Dropping the Soap What to do about your new "special friend" Begging for mercy: it works! **Crafts Making the perfect shiv Human hair pot holders Paint-by-numbers with your own blood **Cooking Capone's Corner: in-cell welding Baking files into cakes: a prison tradition Fresh fish! Fresh fish! **Collecting Smokes! De facto moolah Warden's favorite "rock" candy Insects you can train And, of course, K-Mart will sponsor a special section inspired from their "Blue Light Specials," called, "Searchlight Specials." About AcmeVaporware AcmeVaporware is a fairly enormous dotcommode malcontent powerhouse, providing unilateral physical layer mimetic transport solutions, and torpovapor supply-chain data fission codpieces to anyone who'll STOP using processed cheese - on a global scale that would make the Bush Administration quiver and tingle. Information on AcmeVaporware, its internecine technology prosthesis, and its future profligate amounts of purest, finest-quality phlogiston are mostly classified. Regardless, it's all on www.acmevaporware.com anyway, so whatever. -- AcmeVaporware is a registered trademark of AcmeVaporware Inc. (no, really). All rights reserved. Don't mess with us. We've been known to leap about like Ethel Merman on a sugar binge. (c) 1997-2002 and Beyond, AcmeVaporware, Inc. Caveat per diem. Void where prohibited. Serving suggestion: serve warm on a burning oil field. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Aug 13 11:13:50 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [jdub@perkypants.org: GARNOME 0.13.0: "Your Mum"] In-Reply-To: <20020811193953.GA27944@laviola.org> References: <20020809211859.GC16013@zork.net> <20020809233017.GA26966@laviola.org> <6uit2j4ngf.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020810054638.GB26966@laviola.org> <20020811193953.GA27944@laviola.org> Message-ID: <20020813181350.GV16013@zork.net> begin Carlos Laviola quotation: > > I tried to find a BSD package to build just konqueror so I > > wouldn't have to install kdecalculator and kdeaddressbook and > > kdealarmbuzzer and kdewallpapersetter and kdecolorchooser and > > kde_chsh and kde_ssh-add on my cramped 1GB MicroDrive. but > > apparently, YOU CAN'T. You *VILL* use *ALL* ze kde tools. and > > thank god. thank god I can type my ssh password into a GUI > > craplet. way to save my idiot ass from the command line, jerkoff. > > This is weird. Here are the Depends of konqueror on Debian: > > Depends: kdelibs4 (>= 4:3.0.2), libc6 (>= 2.2.4-4), libfam0, > libjpeg62, libkonq4 (>= 4:3.0.2), libpng3, libqt3-mt (>= 2:3.0.4-1), > libstdc++2.10-glibc2.2 (>= 1:2.95.4-0.010810), xlibs (>> 4.1.0), > zlib1g (>= 1:1.1.4) > > Correct me if I'm wrong, but I only see libraries on the list above. But his precious BEE ESSU DEE wouldn't go to the trouble of isolating actual dependencies for actual programs, and instead made baby jesus cry. This is why BSD is so superior to the Debian! It makes you install everything and pissess off the Trolldozer! Hooray! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 13 11:17:57 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020813181757.GW16013@zork.net> Aww, his home is so sooooft. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- rweir@softhome.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From smcmahon at eiv.com Tue Aug 13 13:23:34 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] British people are stupid Message-ID: <20020813202333.GA18583@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/08/13/1029113928770.html "It took 27 hours for four British 17-year-olds to discover they could open a door to the loft they were trapped in by pulling rather than pushing it, the Times reported." - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1ZasUACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt0sMgCg4GpldC7oEITJuewCOZC9di0H rE4AoJHXQ/a9lwdmH41Tku+WB3su+IOI =eHrY -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From colin at nonhtmlmail.org Tue Aug 13 15:34:49 2002 From: colin at nonhtmlmail.org (Colin Wills) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] we need a 'regime change' in this rogue state... In-Reply-To: <20020811200418.GD7335@eiv.com> References: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> <20020811200418.GD7335@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020813223449.GA309@dork7.dorkers.com> begin Shawn McMahon quote: > begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > > http://argument.independent.co.uk/regular_columnists/adrian_hamilton/story.jsp?story=322726 > > > It has a government in power without the legitimacy of a democratic > > > majority, in the hands of a coterie from a single part of the > > > country and clearly aiming at a dynasty of rule. Its rhetoric is one > > > of violent aggression against anyone seen as its enemies. It > > > opponents are locked up without trial or the right to habeas corpus. > > Ironic that somebody in the UK would say that. Why ironic? These days Britain is pretty democratic. If our PM loses popularity (in the house) he can be booted out of office overnight. BTW I think the "independent" article is a load of b0110ck5. -- /"\ \ / X ASCII Ribbon Campaign - Non HTML Mail / \ http://www.nonhtmlmail.org/ From smcmahon at eiv.com Tue Aug 13 15:10:34 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] we need a 'regime change' in this rogue state... In-Reply-To: <20020813223449.GA309@dork7.dorkers.com> References: <20020811022200.GT16013@zork.net> <20020811200418.GD7335@eiv.com> <20020813223449.GA309@dork7.dorkers.com> Message-ID: <20020813221034.GB19066@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Colin Wills quotation: > > > > of violent aggression against anyone seen as its enemies. It > > > > opponents are locked up without trial or the right to habeas corpus. > > > > Ironic that somebody in the UK would say that. > > Why ironic? These days Britain is pretty democratic. If our PM loses > popularity (in the house) he can be booted out of office overnight. Official Secrets Act. Hell, you drive vans around extorting money from people for watching TV, fer pissakes. - -- Shawn McMahon | Help spread accurate information AIM: spmcmahonfedex, smcmahoneiv |about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. Scientology on your web site. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1Zg9kACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt0jbACfREuR2AcTonrfXcVCtg39ZBq7 TXMAoM7Kz9Gp0tWzJMbU/Vh4OdoEWfqn =L0PS -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Tue Aug 13 15:35:11 2002 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (#2 of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [carlos@laviola.org: MUTT is for dick sucking faggots] In-Reply-To: <20020813054950.GA7455@laviola.org> Message-ID: On Tue, 13 Aug 2002, Carlos Laviola wrote: > MUTT why would anyone in their right mind use MUTT. My God, are you > from this century? Crawl back in your cave with your dick sucking > friends who wish they were somebody. Using MUTT means you are behind > the times, not a techie. I doubt very many people who are from this century have email preferences yet. Why is he talking as if being stuck in a cave with a bunch of cock suckers is a BAD thing... From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 13 17:29:03 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020814002903.GY16013@zork.net> BEWARE THE UKRAINIAN MESMER STARE! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- hypno@stmh.org.uk has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From dep at linuxandmain.com Tue Aug 13 20:38:56 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] microsoft -- astride the crappers at lwce Message-ID: <200208132338.56268.dep@linuxandmain.com> http://linux-sxs.org/~netllama/lwce/0813_007.jpg -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dsaklad at gnu.org Wed Aug 14 21:43:44 2002 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org Message-ID: How do you set up EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org For a beginner, the explanations and jargon are a big hurdle. From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 15 00:34:20 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Rob Levin did not write LILO Message-ID: <20020815073419.GC16013@zork.net> http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~aps100/dancer/dancer-oper-guide/dancer-oper-guide/x72.html#AEN205 > 2.2.38. +y, spy > > This umode should be used with caution, as it is an invasion of > privacy. Nonetheless, it is necessary that some people have this > ability to detect stealthy floods. All sorts of client activity will > be reported to an oper with umode +y set. Ha ha OPN. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jdub at perkypants.org Thu Aug 15 00:45:08 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Rob Levin did not write LILO In-Reply-To: <20020815073419.GC16013@zork.net> References: <20020815073419.GC16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020815074508.GP1622@perkypants.org> > http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~aps100/dancer/dancer-oper-guide/dancer-oper-guide/x72.html#AEN205 > > 2.2.38. +y, spy > > > > This umode should be used with caution, as it is an invasion of > > privacy. Nonetheless, it is necessary that some people have this > > ability to detect stealthy floods. All sorts of client activity will > > be reported to an oper with umode +y set. > > Ha ha OPN. Ha ha "freenode". - Jeff -- "In addition to these ample facilities, there exists a powerful configuration tool called gcc." - Elliot Hughes, author of lwm From ron at vnetworx.net Thu Aug 15 10:50:43 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Subjugator of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Rob Levin did not write LILO In-Reply-To: <20020815074508.GP1622@perkypants.org> References: <20020815073419.GC16013@zork.net> <20020815074508.GP1622@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <1029433844.872.299893.camel@amory> On Thu, 2002-08-15 at 03:45, Jeff Waugh wrote: > > > > http://www.doc.ic.ac.uk/~aps100/dancer/dancer-oper-guide/dancer-oper-guide/x72.html#AEN205 > > > 2.2.38. +y, spy > > > > > > This umode should be used with caution, as it is an invasion of > > > privacy. Nonetheless, it is necessary that some people have this > > > ability to detect stealthy floods. All sorts of client activity will > > > be reported to an oper with umode +y set. > > > > Ha ha OPN. > > Ha ha "freenode". > You guys just make fun of the Open Hand Out Network because they've turned it into a platform for begging for money and you're jealous. From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 15 11:58:01 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits Message-ID: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from gregory nahas ----- To: monkeywire http://www.ananova.com/news/stroy/sm_650167.html?menu=news.quirkies Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits Bangkok gas deliverymen have been told to stop wearing Spider-Man outfits but that it's okay for them to dress as monkeys. Gas shop owner Narongwit Suthiviriyakul says business has almost doubled in the 10 days since his delivery team started wearing the outfits. Lawyers representing Bongkoch Publishing Company - the Thai agent for Marvel Enterprises which publishes Spider-Man comics - have threatened legal action. Licensing manager Sirijan Phipitrangsee says the deliverymen can wear monkey suits "because monkeys don't have intellectual property rights." The Nation says orders for supplies of cooking gas at the shop have increased from 30 to 50 a day since the gimmick started. Narongwit says he was unaware of the copyright law when he launched the promotion. Story filed: 11:09 Wednesday 14th August 2002 _______________________________________________ http://www.monkeywire.org ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From ron at vnetworx.net Thu Aug 15 12:47:33 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Ron Guerin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> References: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> On Thu, 2002-08-15 at 14:58, Nick Moffitt wrote: > ----- Forwarded message from gregory nahas ----- > To: monkeywire > > http://www.ananova.com/news/stroy/sm_650167.html?menu=news.quirkies > > Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits > > Bangkok gas deliverymen have been told to stop wearing Spider-Man > outfits but that it's okay for them to dress as monkeys. > > Gas shop owner Narongwit Suthiviriyakul says business has almost > doubled in the 10 days since his delivery team started wearing the > outfits. > > Lawyers representing Bongkoch Publishing Company - the Thai agent for > Marvel Enterprises which publishes Spider-Man comics - have threatened > legal action. > > Licensing manager Sirijan Phipitrangsee says the deliverymen can wear > monkey suits "because monkeys don't have intellectual property > rights." > > The Nation says orders for supplies of cooking gas at the shop have > increased from 30 to 50 a day since the gimmick started. Ah, one of those stories where everyone involved is a fucking moron. The bigger idiot of the two parties though has to be the licensing manager, because I'm pretty sure he was supposed to tell them to buy licensed Spiderman costumes, not wear monkey costumes that neither generate direct income nor indirect income from the free publicity those poor bastards wearing the costumes were giving them. From lists at kassube.de Thu Aug 15 12:13:43 2002 From: lists at kassube.de (Larry Ists) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: How to set EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org In-Reply-To: (Don Saklad's message of "Thu, 15 Aug 2002 00:43:44 -0400") References: Message-ID: <811y90oryw.fsf@darwin.lan.kassube.de> Don Saklad writes: > How do you set up EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org You want Gnus. > For a beginner, the explanations and jargon are a big hurdle. Yes. So RTFM again. On Debian GNU/Linux you can kursk.lan.kassube.de:~# apt-get install spamassassin Put this in your .procmailrc in your home: :0fw | spamassassin -P :0: * ^X-Spam-Status: Yes spam.spool Now your spam is in the mbox file "spam.spool". If you don't have procmail, then learn procmail first. From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Thu Aug 15 14:24:26 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> References: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020815212426.GC4055@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Nick Moffitt quotation: > ----- Forwarded message from gregory nahas ----- > Licensing manager Sirijan Phipitrangsee says the deliverymen can wear > monkey suits "because monkeys don't have intellectual property > rights." That is a blatant double standard! - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9XBwIjLHcIq3dHxYRAlA1AJ9TAbhX6bYeDRnZPh6b48UshlOwiQCdHdPm 0MT+H9k0Q7nUveOJDqs/+hw= =uORa -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 15 19:56:08 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020816025608.GJ16013@zork.net> Vernon Marshall, ladies and gentlemen! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- vmarshall@linuxfreemail.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 16 10:31:36 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020816173136.GD28909@zork.net> DOWN ONE MACKERTOSHER ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- trollaxor@mac.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Aug 16 10:42:28 2002 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> (Ron Guerin's message of "15 Aug 2002 15:47:33 -0400") References: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> Message-ID: <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "RG" == Ron Guerin writes: >> Licensing manager Sirijan Phipitrangsee says the deliverymen >> can wear monkey suits "because monkeys don't have intellectual >> property rights." Oh, that is such a sig quote. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Monkeys don't have intellectual property rights." -- Sirijan Phipitrangsee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Aug 16 11:16:32 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20020816181632.GE28909@zork.net> begin The Mighty Silverback quotation: > Oh, that is such a sig quote. Hey you, when did you return to the land of the living? Did the nasty Canadians keep you in their ghoth dieterfest dungeons for a month or something? -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Aug 16 11:31:10 2002 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020816181632.GE28909@zork.net> (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's message of "Fri, 16 Aug 2002 11:16:32 -0700") References: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816181632.GE28909@zork.net> Message-ID: <87r8gy8xld.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "MMaPRoSF" == Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: MMaPRoSF> Hey you, when did you return to the land of the MMaPRoSF> living? Did the nasty Canadians keep you in their ghoth MMaPRoSF> dieterfest dungeons for a month or something? No, Subdimension was down for like 3 weeks. Anyways, I'm coming to the Bay Area for Burning Man next week. So I'll be calling a Pigdog Night at Zeitgeist next Thu. ~Mr. Bad P.S. So, when are we going to set up a Jabber server on Zork? -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Work like you're gonna get fired, dance like Hunter S. Thompson. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Aug 16 11:54:51 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <87r8gy8xld.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816181632.GE28909@zork.net> <87r8gy8xld.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20020816185451.GF28909@zork.net> begin The Mighty Silverback quotation: > P.S. So, when are we going to set up a Jabber server on Zork? Just as soon as there's a client that doesn't suck. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Aug 16 12:00:41 2002 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020816185451.GF28909@zork.net> (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's message of "Fri, 16 Aug 2002 11:54:51 -0700") References: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816181632.GE28909@zork.net> <87r8gy8xld.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816185451.GF28909@zork.net> Message-ID: <87adnm8w86.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "MMaPRoSF" == Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: >> P.S. So, when are we going to set up a Jabber server on Zork? MMaPRoSF> Just as soon as there's a client that doesn't suck. Gabber is good, and JabberX is curses-based. ~Mr. Bad P.S. Can you remind me again of the IRC client that doesn't suck? -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Work like you're gonna get fired, dance like Hunter S. Thompson. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Aug 16 12:14:52 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <87adnm8w86.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> References: <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816181632.GE28909@zork.net> <87r8gy8xld.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816185451.GF28909@zork.net> <87adnm8w86.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20020816191452.GG28909@zork.net> begin The Mighty Silverback quotation: > Gabber is good, and JabberX is curses-based. > > ~Mr. Bad > > P.S. Can you remind me again of the IRC client that doesn't suck? Oh, they all suck, but you can at least find one with a decent set of features, such as logging, auto-away, command-line paste etc. All the jabbur crap I find won't even let me kick someone out of a discussion area. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Fri Aug 16 13:16:30 2002 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (#2 of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020816191452.GG28909@zork.net> Message-ID: On Fri, 16 Aug 2002, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Oh, they all suck, but you can at least find one with a decent > set of features, such as logging, auto-away, command-line paste etc. > All the jabbur crap I find won't even let me kick someone out of a > discussion area. are all the jabber clients GUI? if you had a text one on zork I might try it. I don't see what's wrong with IRC. It works just fine for me. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Aug 16 13:25:20 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: References: <20020816191452.GG28909@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> begin #2 of Berkeley quotation: > if you had a text one on zork I might try it. I have imcom, and it sucks haaaard. > I don't see what's wrong with IRC. It works just fine for me. It doesn't scale, you're subject to the whims of the net operators, etc etc. It just tends to encourage tinpot tyrants like Rob Levin and drdink. But jabber's notion of distributedness is a lot less like usenet and a lot more like mailing lists. Seems a lame attempt to me. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Fri Aug 16 13:47:20 2002 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (#2 of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> Message-ID: On Fri, 16 Aug 2002, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > I don't see what's wrong with IRC. It works just fine for me. > It doesn't scale, you're subject to the whims of the net > operators, etc etc. It just tends to encourage tinpot tyrants like > Rob Levin and drdink. those are problems with the server. I'm talking about the client. Private irc networks are just dandy. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Aug 16 14:18:32 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: References: <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020816211832.GI28909@zork.net> begin #2 of Berkeley quotation: > those are problems with the server. I'm talking about the client. > Private irc networks are just dandy. Well, I'd like something larger, is all. I'd like a more amorphous system. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Fri Aug 16 14:39:52 2002 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (#2 of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020816211832.GI28909@zork.net> Message-ID: On Fri, 16 Aug 2002, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Well, I'd like something larger, is all. I'd like a more > amorphous system. nwall 2.0? From squinky at dasbistro.com Fri Aug 16 15:09:51 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> References: <20020816191452.GG28909@zork.net> <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020816220951.GA32597@dasbistro.com> On Fri, Aug 16, 2002 at 01:25:20PM -0700, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > > I have imcom, and it sucks haaaard. Yeah, well a good messaging client'll do that. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Fri Aug 16 15:35:55 2002 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's message of "Fri, 16 Aug 2002 13:25:20 -0700") References: <20020816191452.GG28909@zork.net> <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> Message-ID: <87lm76h1o4.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "MMaPRoSF" == Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: MMaPRoSF> But jabber's notion of distributedness is a lot less MMaPRoSF> like usenet and a lot more like mailing lists. Seems a MMaPRoSF> lame attempt to me. Yeah, it's almost exactly modelled on SMTP store-and-forward. But it works swimmingly. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Work like you're gonna get fired, dance like Hunter S. Thompson. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Aug 16 15:44:52 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: References: <20020816211832.GI28909@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020816224452.GD18523@zgp.org> begin #2 of Berkeley quotation of Fri, Aug 16, 2002 at 02:39:52PM -0700: > > Well, I'd like something larger, is all. I'd like a more > > amorphous system. > > nwall 2.0? nwall on a distributed Mosix cluster. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From sneakums at zork.net Fri Aug 16 15:45:04 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <87lm76h1o4.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> (Mister Bad's message of "Fri, 16 Aug 2002 15:35:55 -0700") References: <20020816191452.GG28909@zork.net> <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> <87lm76h1o4.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6uhehuwhhr.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Mister Bad quotation: >>>>>> "MMaPRoSF" == Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: > > MMaPRoSF> But jabber's notion of distributedness is a > MMaPRoSF> lot less like usenet and a lot more like mailing > MMaPRoSF> lists. Seems a lame attempt to me. > > Yeah, it's almost exactly modelled on SMTP store-and-forward. > > But it works swimmingly. I logged into it recently and there were year-old messages from Bad People Of The Future waiting for me. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From simm at zork.net Sat Aug 17 00:07:04 2002 From: simm at zork.net (Simm Al-Aekrib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Prime * prime = prime Message-ID: <20020817070703.GA32235@zork.net> Do these people get paid to not research even 3rd grade math principles? http://msn.com.com/2100-1104-949170.html?type=pt " To create encryption keys, RSA uses two huge prime numbers and multiplies them together to produce an even bigger prime. Testing then confirms whether it is in fact a prime number. " -- Simm Al-Aekrib | Optical Illusion Fun!! "I have a prodigious quantity of mind; | )----------( it takes me as much as a week | (----------) sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain | Which line is longer??? From simm at zork.net Sat Aug 17 00:14:12 2002 From: simm at zork.net (Simm Al-Aekrib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Prime * prime = prime In-Reply-To: <20020817070703.GA32235@zork.net> References: <20020817070703.GA32235@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020817071412.GB32235@zork.net> DAMN LIBERAL MEDIA! This is what happesn when the democrats are in power! > > http://msn.com.com/2100-1104-949170.html?type=pt > -- Simm Al-Aekrib | Optical Illusion Fun!! "I have a prodigious quantity of mind; | )----------( it takes me as much as a week | (----------) sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain | Which line is longer??? From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Aug 17 01:04:05 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Prime * prime = prime In-Reply-To: <20020817070703.GA32235@zork.net> References: <20020817070703.GA32235@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020817080405.GQ28909@zork.net> begin Simm Al-Aekrib quotation: > http://msn.com.com/2100-1104-949170.html?type=pt > > " To create encryption keys, RSA uses two huge prime numbers and > multiplies them together to produce an even bigger prime. Testing > then confirms whether it is in fact a prime number. " QUick! File a patent on this new math before they realize what they've done! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From ron at vnetworx.net Sat Aug 17 02:30:30 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Subjugator of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:46 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wil Wheaton's new clothes Message-ID: <1029576630.1057.17495.camel@amory> I don't know if he's up to the CrackMonkey dress code yet, but the takeover of the Wheaton home is underway. Now, I've been toying with dumping Windows for almost a year. The Open Source movement really appeals to my anarchistic and individualistic tendencies, and everyone I know who uses Linux tells me that I won't miss Windows at all. I don't really use any software that's windows-specific, except Dreamweaver, and I'm told that I can run that under WINE, or find a comparable OS editor. So I'm running this Lindows for about 3 weeks, and a couple of days ago, I break it. 100%. I messed up some dependencies, and even with the help of some really smart propeller heads, I just couldn't fix it. So last night, I crossed the rubicon and installed Mandrake 8.2. This install was the easiest thing I have ever done, and there wasn't one single problem. The only glitch came when I was trying to get my soundcard to work, which was hammered out quickly and painlessly, thanks to the monkeys in the soapbox. I'm using Gnome, and I've never been happier. I am now going to become the world's number one Linux cheerleader. I'm off to Think Geek to get a sticker for my car, and a T-shirt for my huge pectoral muscles. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Aug 17 06:24:14 2002 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wil Wheaton's new clothes In-Reply-To: <1029576630.1057.17495.camel@amory> (Subjugator "of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror "of Long Island's message of "17 Aug 2002 05:30:30 -0400") References: <1029576630.1057.17495.camel@amory> Message-ID: <87y9b539fl.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "oPJ&C" == of Pt Jeff & Conqueror writes: oPJ&C> I don't know if he's up to the CrackMonkey dress code yet, oPJ&C> but the takeover of the Wheaton home is underway. WW> So last night, I crossed the rubicon and installed WW> Mandrake 8.2. Hi, Wil Wheaton! Hey, d00d, now that you're done installing Baby Linux, it's time to step up to the big time: DEBIAN GNU/LINUX. It's the Man's Linux, and it will put hair on your chest. And your face, and your feet, actually. You pretty much become a big ol' hippy hairball if you install Debian. Some of us look like Cousin It, just shuffling around and mumbling incomprehensibly about our new curses-based front-end to apt. And then you can go really sideways and install NetBSD. But be careful, because it makes you ornery like Miles Nordin. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Work like you're gonna get fired, dance like Hunter S. Thompson. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From sneakums at zork.net Sat Aug 17 06:50:36 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wil Wheaton's new clothes In-Reply-To: <87y9b539fl.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> (Mister Bad's message of "Sat, 17 Aug 2002 06:24:14 -0700") References: <1029576630.1057.17495.camel@amory> <87y9b539fl.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <6uadnlwq4z.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Mister Bad quotation: >>>>>> "oPJ&C" == of Pt Jeff & Conqueror writes: > > oPJ&C> I don't know if he's up to the CrackMonkey dress code yet, > oPJ&C> but the takeover of the Wheaton home is underway. > > WW> So last night, I crossed the rubicon and installed > WW> Mandrake 8.2. > > Hi, Wil Wheaton! > > Hey, d00d, now that you're done installing Baby Linux, it's time to > step up to the big time: DEBIAN GNU/LINUX. It's the Man's Linux, and > it will put hair on your chest. > > And your face, and your feet, actually. You pretty much become a big > ol' hippy hairball if you install Debian. Some of us look like > Cousin It, just shuffling around and mumbling incomprehensibly about > our new curses-based front-end to apt. People actually use those things? I tried aptitude once, and it was utterly incomprehensible to my primitive caveman forebrain. I hear Satan uses dselect, but he always did lack discipline. The peremptory "install this, and no guff about it!" aspect of raw apt-get appeals to me more than "Install this please, oh, and sure, that's good suggestion, oh, and you recommend this other package also? Why not, you know what you're doing!" civility of the APT front-ends. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From mr.bad at pigdog.org Sat Aug 17 08:48:24 2002 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Wil Wheaton's new clothes In-Reply-To: <6uadnlwq4z.fsf@zork.zork.net> (Sean Neakums's message of "Sat, 17 Aug 2002 14:50:36 +0100") References: <1029576630.1057.17495.camel@amory> <87y9b539fl.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <6uadnlwq4z.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <87n0rl4hbr.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "SN" == Sean Neakums writes: Me> And your face, and your feet, actually. You pretty much become Me> a big ol' hippy hairball if you install Debian. Some of us look Me> like Cousin It, just shuffling around and mumbling Me> incomprehensibly about our new curses-based front-end to apt. SN> People actually use those things? No, people write them. console-apt, aptitude, deity-curses, etc. It's like the first thing a new Debian maintainer does, is write a curses front-end for apt. ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Work like you're gonna get fired, dance like Hunter S. Thompson. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From carton at Ivy.NET Sat Aug 17 06:42:50 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's message of "Fri, 16 Aug 2002 13:25:20 -0700") References: <20020816191452.GG28909@zork.net> <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816181632.GE28909@zork.net> <87r8gy8xld.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816185451.GF28909@zork.net> <87adnm8w86.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: >>>>> "mmaprosf" == Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco writes: mmaprosf> But jabber's notion of distributedness is a mmaprosf> lot less like usenet and a lot more like mailing mmaprosf> lists. Seems a lame attempt to me. what's wrong with gale? You must know about gale because weren't you the one saying, ``isn't this the same Egnor from gale?'' for me, what's wrong with gale is that the mipsel build is broken. probably in bohem-gc because it works better on sparc. but all you legacy PeeCee users should have no problems. you can't kick people off, but I think you can killfile them, and the PKI probably makes the killfiles stick really well. and you can also make cryptographically closed discussion groups, although the procedure is somewhat inconvenient. I should know more after I actually use gale. I am trying to get Nextel's ``pocketstream 1MB'' always-on data service, but only 1mb I think it's no good for anything but gale and short emails from a whitelist. you can get the AIM client built into your handset for less than half the cost, but I didn't want that. I want something where packets can leave the handset. and not AIM of course. mmaprosf> All the jabbur crap I find won't even let me kick mmaprosf> someone out of a discussion area. #oB> I don't see what's wrong with IRC. mmaprosf> you're subject to the whims of the net operators, etc mmaprosf> etc. It just tends to encourage tinpot tyrants like mmaprosf> Rob Levin and drdink. now you're being ridiculous. jabber sucks because you can't be a tyrant, and irc sucks because you can. I totally agree about irc encouraging tyrants. It's the conversation medium by tyrants, for tyrants. It follows the spirit of unhelpfulness and l33tism of warez boards with ``download ratios,'' so-called ``shareware,'' and the HAM radio software community. It's mediocre, deliberately obfuscated crap with script-kiddie documentation. I remember the first time I logged into an FTP site by typing 'anonymous' after years of the BBS scene with its convoluted registration procedures asking for your home address and your age, doing ``call back,'' demanding an essay about ``what you can contribute to the JetNet community.'' I'm over all that now. And I aint got no time for these bitchxes and their tricks. -- ``If we can check a guy's face over our mobile phones, we know the sort of trustworthy guys that we can sell our panties too or hang out with for a while,'' Mariko tells Weekly Playboy. ``That's how I found the guy I'm going to stay with tonight.'' -- Mainichi From andy at strugglers.net Sat Aug 17 14:25:39 2002 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [monkeywire] Spider-Man gas deliverymen told to wear monkey suits In-Reply-To: References: <20020816202520.GH28909@zork.net> <20020815185801.GE16013@zork.net> <1029440854.1055.307599.camel@amory> <871y8ybszf.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816181632.GE28909@zork.net> <87r8gy8xld.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> <20020816185451.GF28909@zork.net> <87adnm8w86.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> Message-ID: <20020817212539.GI14324@lug.org.uk> On Sat, Aug 17, 2002 at 09:42:50AM -0400, Miles Nordin wrote: > I totally agree about irc encouraging tyrants. It's the conversation > medium by tyrants, for tyrants. It follows the spirit of > unhelpfulness and l33tism of warez boards with ``download ratios,'' > so-called ``shareware,'' and the HAM radio software community. It's > mediocre, deliberately obfuscated crap with script-kiddie > documentation. I don't buy this. IRC is only a den of tyrants, lackeys and politics for those who take an interest in the running of the underlying network. There are plenty of channels on plenty of networks where the people in them take no interest in the network itself and get on with their lives and their conversation perfectly well. It is only when you get a) corrupt/kiddie networks or b) disagreement with network policies that problems occur. And I think that can happen anywhere, on any service - even mailing lists. -- Andy - waiting for the GTFOML From andy at strugglers.net Sat Aug 17 18:42:44 2002 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] collaborative faq software Message-ID: <20020818014243.GJ14324@lug.org.uk> I want to set up a collaborative FAQ, more specifically a FAQ where registered users can edit existing entries and add new ones. It would be nice if there could be categories and subcategories, and the ability to shuffle things around. I used to use Faq-O-Matic for this, but one day it broke, in the process trashing a category, and nobody seems to know how to fix it, nor can they offer any other advice apart from "delete it all and start again". I had a quick look at a few Wiki variants. I fought against my initial misgivings about the way they looked and worked, and picked one that looked right for me. It didn't work and the available documentation was pretty bad. What little existed did not make sense. This dissuaded me from looking further; the FAQ will be non-technical and needs to be easy for non-technical people to contribute to. So are Wiki and Faq-O-Matic the only alternatives here? I've googled for hours and nothing stands out. I don't have time to write something better but I can't believe it would be that hard. Should I persevere with (yet another clone of) Wiki? From nick at zork.net Sat Aug 17 18:47:15 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Oh man Message-ID: <20020818014715.GW28909@zork.net> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38201&cid=4090817 The fr^Heenode spy feature revealed to the trolls of slarshdoat! m0d +h15 up, d00000d!!!!^&%!!*^% -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jdub at perkypants.org Sun Aug 18 02:26:47 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: How to set EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org In-Reply-To: <811y90oryw.fsf@darwin.lan.kassube.de> References: <811y90oryw.fsf@darwin.lan.kassube.de> Message-ID: <20020818092647.GD1659@perkypants.org> > Don Saklad writes: > > > How do you set up EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org > > You want Gnus. s/Gnus/wanderlust/ - Jeff -- "Science helps a lot, but people built perfectly good brick walls long before they knew why cement works." - Alan Cox From sneakums at zork.net Sun Aug 18 03:43:55 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: How to set EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org In-Reply-To: <20020818092647.GD1659@perkypants.org> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Sun, 18 Aug 2002 19:26:47 +1000") References: <811y90oryw.fsf@darwin.lan.kassube.de> <20020818092647.GD1659@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <6u3ctcwiok.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > > >> Don Saklad writes: >> >> > How do you set up EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org >> >> You want Gnus. > > s/Gnus/wanderlust/ WL would probably be a better choice for someone accustomed to RMAIL. I haven't used WL, but it seems pretty decent. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From jdub at perkypants.org Sun Aug 18 03:46:14 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: How to set EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org In-Reply-To: <6u3ctcwiok.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <811y90oryw.fsf@darwin.lan.kassube.de> <20020818092647.GD1659@perkypants.org> <6u3ctcwiok.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020818104614.GC13826@perkypants.org> > >> You want Gnus. > > > > s/Gnus/wanderlust/ > > WL would probably be a better choice for someone accustomed to RMAIL. > I haven't used WL, but it seems pretty decent. Thanks for your arsehole [1], Sean! - Jeff [1] Everyone has one, but yours alone is *SPECIAL*! -- "GNOME, launched specifically to counter a threat to our freedom, is the free software project par excellence." - Richard Stallman From sneakums at zork.net Sun Aug 18 03:52:32 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: How to set EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org In-Reply-To: <20020818104614.GC13826@perkypants.org> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Sun, 18 Aug 2002 20:46:14 +1000") References: <811y90oryw.fsf@darwin.lan.kassube.de> <20020818092647.GD1659@perkypants.org> <6u3ctcwiok.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020818104614.GC13826@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <6uy9b4v3pr.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > > >> >> You want Gnus. >> > >> > s/Gnus/wanderlust/ >> >> WL would probably be a better choice for someone accustomed to RMAIL. >> I haven't used WL, but it seems pretty decent. > > Thanks for your arsehole [1], Sean! You're quite welcome, you obnoxious slithering toad. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From jdub at perkypants.org Sun Aug 18 04:16:03 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: How to set EMACS RMAIL with http://us.spamassassin.org In-Reply-To: <6uy9b4v3pr.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <811y90oryw.fsf@darwin.lan.kassube.de> <20020818092647.GD1659@perkypants.org> <6u3ctcwiok.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020818104614.GC13826@perkypants.org> <6uy9b4v3pr.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020818111603.GD13826@perkypants.org> > > Thanks for your arsehole [1], Sean! > > You're quite welcome, you obnoxious slithering toad. Toads leap, ground-lubber. ARR! - Jeff -- I must be getting old... Buying toothpaste with gel in it is no longer an Absolute Necessity. From jmorris at intercode.com.au Sun Aug 18 18:30:36 2002 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports Message-ID: http://www.washtimes.com/national/20020817-704732.htm Airport security screeners may soon try to read the minds of travelers to identify terrorists. Officials of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration have told Northwest Airlines security specialists that the agency is developing brain-monitoring devices in cooperation with a commercial firm, which it did not identify. Space technology would be adapted to receive and analyze brain-wave and heartbeat patterns, then feed that data into computerized programs "to detect passengers who potentially might pose a threat," according to briefing documents obtained by The Washington Times. NASA wants to use "noninvasive neuro-electric sensors," imbedded in gates, to collect tiny electric signals that all brains and hearts transmit. Computers would apply statistical algorithms to correlate physiologic patterns with computerized data on travel routines, criminal background and credit information from "hundreds to thousands of data sources," NASA documents say. [... etc] Surely, it'd make more sense to mount the equipment in helicopters and fly around detecting pre-terrorist thoughts while kids are still at home watching Barney. This is where it all starts, after all. - James -- James Morris From robert at namodn.com Sun Aug 18 19:48:51 2002 From: robert at namodn.com (Rob) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: ; from jmorris@intercode.com.au on Mon, Aug 19, 2002 at 11:30:36AM +1000 References: Message-ID: <20020818194851.A23281@namodn.com> On Mon, Aug 19, 2002 at 11:30:36AM +1000, James Morris wrote: > > NASA wants to use "noninvasive neuro-electric sensors," imbedded in > gates, to collect tiny electric signals that all brains and hearts > transmit. Computers would apply statistical algorithms to correlate > physiologic patterns with computerized data on travel routines, criminal > background and credit information from "hundreds to thousands of data > sources," NASA documents say. > > [... etc] > > > Surely, it'd make more sense to mount the equipment in helicopters and fly > around detecting pre-terrorist thoughts while kids are still at home > watching Barney. This is where it all starts, after all. Most equipment isn't sensitive enough to pick up "tiny electronic signals that all brains and hearts emit" from a helicopter. Not to mention that a helicopter puts out big electronic signals. Anyway, it's unlikely that children would betray pre-terrorist thoughts unless put into a stressful situation, like being about to enter an airplane with a bomb surgically implanted in their chest. Finally, Slashdot is over that way. Please make a note of it. HTH, Rob From jmorris at intercode.com.au Sun Aug 18 22:10:58 2002 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports Message-ID: On Sun, 18 Aug 2002 19:48:51 -0700, Rob wrote: > Most equipment isn't sensitive enough to pick up "tiny electronic > signals that all brains and hearts emit" from a helicopter. > > Not to mention that a helicopter puts out big electronic signals. So, physics aside, it's a good plan. You know, Rob, we're not going to beat terrorism by worrying these kinds of issues. Furthermore, this kind attitude strikes me as being un-american. > Anyway, it's unlikely that children would betray pre-terrorist thoughts > unless put into a stressful situation, like being about to enter an > airplane with a bomb surgically implanted in their chest. Or watching a Dinosaur dance insidiously to Rock 'n' Roll music. I don't think you've really thought this through, Rob. - James -- James Morris From zen at zork.net Mon Aug 19 00:16:01 2002 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020819071601.GA14770@zork.net> begin James Morris uuencoded stream: > Or watching a Dinosaur dance insidiously to Rock 'n' Roll music. I don't > think you've really thought this through, Rob. Ha ha I just read this great story called "Day of the Barney". It's really funny! I especially like the part where Barney turns out to be evil, 'cause we all know he is, right? Right?! Hahaha! Oh, cool! Wolfenstein 3D mods! -- http://www.georgebox.org - Where I keep all my stuff. http://www.emgnulation.org - Freedom in the emulation community. http://www.robotfindskitten.org - Gaming innovation. george@georgebox.org From jmorris at intercode.com.au Mon Aug 19 02:29:50 2002 From: jmorris at intercode.com.au (James Morris) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: <20020819071601.GA14770@zork.net> Message-ID: On Mon, 19 Aug 2002, George Moffitt wrote: > Ha ha I just read this great story called "Day of the Barney". > It's really funny! I especially like the part where Barney turns out > to be evil, 'cause we all know he is, right? Right?! Hahaha! Look, I'm just trying to do my part to fight global terrorism. Is that ok with you? I understand that it's sometimes useful to have a sense of humor in difficult times, but this is actually quite serious. - James -- James Morris From dan at stmh.org.uk Mon Aug 19 03:40:35 2002 From: dan at stmh.org.uk (Dan Ros) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <1029753636.6801.7.camel@koneko> On Mon, 2002-08-19 at 10:29, James Morris wrote: > Look, I'm just trying to do my part to fight global terrorism. Is that ok > with you? I understand that it's sometimes useful to have a sense of > humor in difficult times, but this is actually quite serious. > Let me get this straight. You would support a mass attempt at reading minds in order to "Fight global terrorism" ? HAHAHA. Isn't this ringing alarm bells with anyone? -- dan@stmh.org.uk http://users.aber.ac.uk/ddr1/ -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... Name: not available Type: application/pgp-signature Size: 189 bytes Desc: This is a digitally signed message part Url : http://frotz.zork.net/pipermail/crackmonkey/attachments/20020819/7b053a9f/attachment.pgp From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 19 05:26:45 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: <1029753636.6801.7.camel@koneko> References: <1029753636.6801.7.camel@koneko> Message-ID: <20020819122645.GA6103@zork.net> begin Dan Ros quotation: > Let me get this straight. You would support a mass attempt at > reading minds in order to "Fight global terrorism" ? > > HAHAHA. > > Isn't this ringing alarm bells with anyone? Good heavens! You have pointed out a source of intense dramatic irony to us, Dan! We sit dumfounded, looking at our hands! Of course, how foolish of us to burn the village to save it! It took this official PGP-signed dispatch from the keen political eye of Dan Ros to show this to us! Now tell us about Barney, thanks! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From ron at vnetworx.net Mon Aug 19 07:09:20 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Subjugator of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: <1029753636.6801.7.camel@koneko> References: <1029753636.6801.7.camel@koneko> Message-ID: <1029766161.3973.40713.camel@amory> On Mon, 2002-08-19 at 06:40, Dan Ros wrote > > Let me get this straight. You would support a mass attempt at reading > minds in order to "Fight global terrorism" ? > > HAHAHA. > > Isn't this ringing alarm bells with anyone? You bet. It's still nowhere near as accurate as reading entrails. Accept no substitutes. From mr.bad at pigdog.org Mon Aug 19 08:39:04 2002 From: mr.bad at pigdog.org (Mister Bad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: (James Morris's message of "Mon, 19 Aug 2002 11:30:36 +1000 (EST)") References: Message-ID: <87znvi3lk7.fsf@gaff.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us> >>>>> "JM" == James Morris writes: JM> Space technology would be adapted to receive and analyze JM> brain-wave and heartbeat patterns Well, COOL! If it's SPACE TECHNOLOGY, that's OK. I mean, everybody loves TANG, right? ~Mr. Bad -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I never cared for any astronauts, or their astronaut ice cream." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 19 11:45:05 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020819184505.GF6103@zork.net> Haw haw! JESUX! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- jesux@unix.tm has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 19 11:45:54 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020819184554.GG6103@zork.net> Man, I'm getting tired of flaming every single goddamn lurker who ever exits or enters this list. Come out with your fists bared, cowards! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- aoneil@q7.com has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Mon Aug 19 12:19:35 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020819184505.GF6103@zork.net> References: <20020819184505.GF6103@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020819191935.GE4055@8ball.wox.org> commence Nick Moffitt quotation: > Haw haw! JESUX! > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > jesux@unix.tm has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. > > > > ----- End forwarded message ----- You don't want to mess with those Trademarkians, they'll sue the pants off you at the drop of a hat. In fact, I hear that the population of Trademarkia consists entirely of lawyers. -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway From dep at linuxandmain.com Mon Aug 19 13:08:33 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] this is simply hilarious! Message-ID: <200208191608.33238.dep@linuxandmain.com> "A small group of PC owners has quietly filed a class action lawsuit against Intel Corp., Gateway Inc., and Hewlett-Packard Co., alleging the companies misled them into believing the Pentium 4 was a superior processor to Intel's own Pentium III and the Athlon from Advanced Micro Devices Inc." http://computerworld.com/hardwaretopics/hardware/story/0,10801,73605,00.html what a fucking hoot! -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From gary at inauspicious.org Mon Aug 19 13:11:28 2002 From: gary at inauspicious.org (Gary Benson) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020819184554.GG6103@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Mon, Aug 19, 2002 at 11:45:54AM -0700 References: <20020819184554.GG6103@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020819211128.H2072@inauspicious.org> On Mon, Aug 19, 2002 at 11:45:54AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > Man, I'm getting tired of flaming every single goddamn lurker who ever > exits or enters this list. Come out with your fists bared, cowards! Perhaps you should automate it then ;) From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 19 13:21:33 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Arrrr! Message-ID: <20020819202133.GI6103@zork.net> http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/8/18/101520/933?pid=248#262 :D -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From ivo at o2w.nl Mon Aug 19 13:39:10 2002 From: ivo at o2w.nl (Ivo Timmermans) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Arrrr! In-Reply-To: <20020819202133.GI6103@zork.net> References: <20020819202133.GI6103@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020819203908.GB1045@juarez> Nick Moffitt wrote: > http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/8/18/101520/933?pid=248#262 http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/8/18/101520/933/182#182 Oh, and btw: It's not mailman day yet. Ivo -- Um den Elefanten durch den Zoll zu schmuggeln, hatte Rasmus ihn als Sch?ferhund verkleidet. - Nichtlustig From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 19 14:28:27 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Arrrr! In-Reply-To: <20020819203908.GB1045@juarez> References: <20020819202133.GI6103@zork.net> <20020819203908.GB1045@juarez> Message-ID: <20020819212827.GK6103@zork.net> begin Ivo Timmermans quotation: > Oh, and btw: It's not mailman day yet. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2002/8/18/101520/933/122#122 <-- Rob Levin -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From ron at vnetworx.net Mon Aug 19 14:58:57 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Subjugator of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020819191935.GE4055@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020819184505.GF6103@zork.net> <20020819191935.GE4055@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <1029794338.3973.59875.camel@amory> On Mon, 2002-08-19 at 15:19, Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin wrote: > In fact, I hear that the population of > Trademarkia consists entirely of lawyers. Targeting coordinates, please. It will be more humane than if the CEO finds them first. From pgl at yoyo.org Mon Aug 19 15:23:54 2002 From: pgl at yoyo.org (Peter Lowe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020819211128.H2072@inauspicious.org> References: <20020819184554.GG6103@zork.net> <20020819211128.H2072@inauspicious.org> Message-ID: <20020819222354.GA27556@yoyo.org> On Aug 19, Gary Benson wrote: > On Mon, Aug 19, 2002 at 11:45:54AM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > > > Man, I'm getting tired of flaming every single goddamn lurker who ever > > exits or enters this list. Come out with your fists bared, cowards! > > Perhaps you should automate it then ;) Are you suggesting that the list join mail comments are send by a real person? Where can I get a copy? -- The Czech Republic: Home of the world's finest beer. Litres drunk by Czechs so far this year: 1037973575.87 http://prague.tv/toys/beer/ From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Mon Aug 19 15:36:31 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: Your message of "Mon, 19 Aug 2002 23:23:54 BST." <20020819222354.GA27556@yoyo.org> References: <20020819184554.GG6103@zork.net> <20020819211128.H2072@inauspicious.org> <20020819222354.GA27556@yoyo.org> Message-ID: <200208192236.g7JMaWGT012483@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Mon, 19 Aug 2002 23:23:54 BST, Peter Lowe said: > Are you suggesting that the list join mail comments are send by a real > person? Where can I get a copy? strings /dev/urandom - if you meet a chimpanzee trying to sell you a copy of Shakespear's missing plays, it's time to hit control-C. From dmarti at zgp.org Mon Aug 19 15:55:47 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] L. Ron Hubbard Message-ID: <20020819225547.GA30264@zgp.org> % Since it seems impossible to understand the state of Clear by observing the first example, let us come at it from what Hubbard wrote from his observations of Clears in Dianetics. "If this person now feels he can solve all the problems of life, lick the world with one hand tied behind him and feel a friend to all men, you have a Clear." Hubbard is helpful here, although it could be argued that he is also describing a drunk. Jeff Jacobsen http://www.xenu.net/archive/lrhbare/lrhbare03.html % -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From squinky at dasbistro.com Mon Aug 19 16:22:31 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] L. Ron Hubbard In-Reply-To: <20020819225547.GA30264@zgp.org> References: <20020819225547.GA30264@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020819232231.GA19113@dasbistro.com> On Mon, Aug 19, 2002 at 03:55:47PM -0700, Don Marti wrote: > Since it seems impossible to understand the state of Clear by observing > the first example, let us come at it from what Hubbard wrote from his > observations of Clears in Dianetics. "If this person now feels he can > solve all the problems of life, lick the world with one hand tied > behind him and feel a friend to all men, you have a Clear." Hubbard > is helpful here, although it could be argued that he is also describing > a drunk. Feeling cocky is worth a Snickers bar and a Coke. From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Mon Aug 19 16:38:01 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] L. Ron Hubbard In-Reply-To: Your message of "Mon, 19 Aug 2002 16:22:31 PDT." <20020819232231.GA19113@dasbistro.com> References: <20020819225547.GA30264@zgp.org> <20020819232231.GA19113@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <200208192338.g7JNc2GT013254@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Mon, 19 Aug 2002 16:22:31 PDT, Not Erik said: > Feeling cocky is worth a Snickers bar and a Coke. That's one cheap whore. From squinky at dasbistro.com Mon Aug 19 16:43:55 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] L. Ron Hubbard In-Reply-To: <200208192338.g7JNc2GT013254@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> References: <20020819225547.GA30264@zgp.org> <20020819232231.GA19113@dasbistro.com> <200208192338.g7JNc2GT013254@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> Message-ID: <20020819234355.GA19603@dasbistro.com> On Mon, Aug 19, 2002 at 07:38:01PM -0400, Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu wrote: > On Mon, 19 Aug 2002 16:22:31 PDT, Not Erik said: > > > Feeling cocky is worth a Snickers bar and a Coke. > > That's one cheap whore. In grade school, Snickers bars and Cokes are like cigarettes in prison. Let it never be said that men of the cloth don't know a buyer's market when they see one. From dep at linuxandmain.com Mon Aug 19 16:59:16 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] L. Ron Hubbard In-Reply-To: <20020819225547.GA30264@zgp.org> References: <20020819225547.GA30264@zgp.org> Message-ID: <200208191916.05491.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Don Marti's quote: | % | Since it seems impossible to understand the state of Clear by | observing the first example, let us come at it from what Hubbard | wrote from his observations of Clears in Dianetics. "If this person | now feels he can solve all the problems of life, lick all men | and feel a friend with one hand, you have a Clear." or george michael. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dtype at dtype.org Mon Aug 19 17:34:02 2002 From: dtype at dtype.org (0) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ADV: friend, spam for sale!!! Message-ID: <20020820003402.GZ19585@dtype.org> Friend, You've been sent this email because I felt like it. You have been selected as a finalist in my mail the world campaign. I've got the deal of a lifetime! I WILL SELL YOU A FOLDER OF ALL THE SPAM FILTERED OFF BY MY SPAMASSASSIN!!!!!!!! All you need to do is print off and fax a copy of this email. I did not opt-in to any of these emails. They are 100% GUARANTEED to be direct e-mail, mass-email, or e-mail marketing spams. Impress your family, friends, and co-workers! This offer is AMAZING, and I GUARANTEE your satisfaction or I'll give you a FULL REFUND, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. To be clear, this is not a money making opportunity ($$$), nor am I selling any kind of bulk email. You'll see such phrases as "VIAGRA", "Free XXX", "hardcore amateur", and "sexy pictures". Business folks will like "OPPORTUNITY", "PURE PROFIT", and "STOCK PICK"s. You must be over 18 to read half of the content of this folder. If you want me to "remove" you from further sales of my spam folder, don't bother. This is a one time mailing. This message was sent in compliance with Paragraph a2C of S. 1618 and Directive 200.32.CE because it itself is not spam. This is not a one time mailing, if you consider that you'll probably hear from me again. Don't ask me how I managed to get an address listed in osirusoft (if you happen to notice that check failed, too). Suffice it to say that of the hundreds of new rbl's out there, most of them suck animal cock. If you wish to remove yourself, you have an identity problem. mbox format only. maildirs not supported. -drew -- M. Drew Streib Independent Rambler, Software/Standards/Freedom/Law -- http://dtype.org/ From ron at vnetworx.net Mon Aug 19 19:46:38 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Ron Guerin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] L. Ron Hubbard In-Reply-To: <20020819232231.GA19113@dasbistro.com> References: <20020819225547.GA30264@zgp.org> <20020819232231.GA19113@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <1029811599.1054.72008.camel@amory> On Mon, 2002-08-19 at 19:22, Not Erik wrote: > On Mon, Aug 19, 2002 at 03:55:47PM -0700, Don Marti wrote: > > Since it seems impossible to understand the state of Clear by observing > > the first example, let us come at it from what Hubbard wrote from his > > observations of Clears in Dianetics. "If this person now feels he can > > solve all the problems of life, lick the world with one hand tied > > behind him and feel a friend to all men, you have a Clear." Hubbard > > is helpful here, although it could be argued that he is also describing > > a drunk. > > Feeling cocky is worth a Snickers bar and a Coke. Sounds like they already had the coke. From ron at vnetworx.net Tue Aug 20 01:23:42 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Ron Guerin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ADV: friend, spam for sale!!! In-Reply-To: <20020820003402.GZ19585@dtype.org> References: <20020820003402.GZ19585@dtype.org> Message-ID: <1029831823.1054.86728.camel@amory> On Mon, 2002-08-19 at 20:34, 0 wrote: > Don't ask me how I managed to get an address listed in osirusoft > (if you happen to notice that check failed, too). Suffice it to say > that of the hundreds of new rbl's out there, most of them > suck animal cock. Are you sure there isn't a Bizzaro Drew sending out mail for herbal penis enlargers, hot teen sluts, and telecom stocks? This might explain that episode that landed you on the beach in Mexico. I warned you there might be disinformation involved in that "REJECTED" stamp on your foot. Saying you're listed at Osirusoft is pretty much the same as saying someone somewhere on earth has you listed. (http://relays.osirusoft.com/faq.html) You never know what might be added to the amalgamation that is relays.osirusoft.com. If your problem really is with Osirusoft, mail Joe Jared: joejared@osirusoft.com If your problem is with Spamhaus, mail Steve Linford: sbl-admin@spamhaus.org If your problem is with SPEWS, you better have a damn good explanation for how you ended up there, and be prepared to air your grievances on NANAE, because SPEWS monitors NANAE and cannot be contacted by e-mail. Ron From dtype at dtype.org Tue Aug 20 03:27:34 2002 From: dtype at dtype.org (M. Drew Streib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:47 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ADV: friend, spam for sale!!! In-Reply-To: <1029831823.1054.86728.camel@amory> References: <20020820003402.GZ19585@dtype.org> <1029831823.1054.86728.camel@amory> Message-ID: <20020820102734.GA29109@dtype.org> On Tue, Aug 20, 2002 at 04:23:42AM -0400, Ron Guerin wrote: > If your problem is with SPEWS, you better have a damn good explanation > for how you ended up there, and be prepared to air your grievances on > NANAE, because SPEWS monitors NANAE and cannot be contacted by e-mail. It is spews, and against Don Marti's advice, I actually did manage to get in touch with an admin there. No, they won't be delisting the 10 or so class C's which also happen to catch my 32 IP addresses, because they're sure there's a spammer in there somewhere. Their ego war is with Hurricane Electric, and they actually suggested that I change service providers to avoid their wrath. They can go to hell. -drew -- M. Drew Streib Independent Rambler, Software/Standards/Freedom/Law -- http://dtype.org/ From sneakums at zork.net Tue Aug 20 04:37:38 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Rugged individualists bow to peer pressure and accept war is over Message-ID: <6uhehpsqv1.fsf@zork.zork.net> http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s650512.htm > South Australia has belatedly declared an official end to World War > II, more than half a century after hostilities ended. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From hypno at stmh.org.uk Tue Aug 20 06:04:22 2002 From: hypno at stmh.org.uk (Dan Ros) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: <20020819122645.GA6103@zork.net> References: <1029753636.6801.7.camel@koneko> <20020819122645.GA6103@zork.net> Message-ID: <1029848662.6801.1589.camel@koneko> On Mon, 2002-08-19 at 13:26, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Good heavens! You have pointed out a source of intense > dramatic irony to us, Dan! We sit dumfounded, looking at our hands! > Of course, how foolish of us to burn the village to save it! It took > this official PGP-signed dispatch from the keen political eye of Dan > Ros to show this to us! > > Now tell us about Barney, thanks! > I must be dealing with a more "princely" and higher degree of wit than I had anticipated. I'll have to minimise the pointing out of the obvious. Tip o' hat, etc. -- dan@stmh.org.uk http://users.aber.ac.uk/ddr1/ From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Aug 20 06:07:01 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] NASA plans to read terrorist's minds at airports In-Reply-To: <1029848662.6801.1589.camel@koneko> References: <1029753636.6801.7.camel@koneko> <20020819122645.GA6103@zork.net> <1029848662.6801.1589.camel@koneko> Message-ID: <20020820130701.GR6103@zork.net> begin Dan Ros quotation: > I'll have to minimise the pointing out of the obvious. Look! A quine! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jesux at unix.tm Tue Aug 20 08:05:43 2002 From: jesux at unix.tm (James Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Val Henson's TCP/IP Drinking Game Message-ID: <20020821010543.A16329@blackbird.intercode.com.au> http://www.nmt.edu/~val/tcpip.html Some examples: Q: Who said: "The IETF already has more than enough RFCs that codify the obvious, make stupidity illegal, support truth, justice, and the IETF way, and generally demonstrate the author is a brilliant and valuable Contributor to The Standards Process"? A: Vernon Schryver Q: Under what circumstances should you return error number 418: "I'm a teapot"? A: Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot according to RFC 2324, "Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol." Q: What prevents any network stack from claiming "strict compliance" to RFC 1122? A: Its requirement of "SHOULD: able to leap tall buildings at a single bound." Q: Which OSI networking model layers do TCP and IP correspond to? A: They don't. - James -- James Moffitt "The Internet is a great way to get on the Net." -- Bob Dole From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Aug 20 08:15:22 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Val Henson's TCP/IP Drinking Game In-Reply-To: <20020821010543.A16329@blackbird.intercode.com.au> References: <20020821010543.A16329@blackbird.intercode.com.au> Message-ID: <20020820151522.GS6103@zork.net> begin James Moffitt quotation: > -- > James Moffitt > > "The Internet is a great way to get on the Net." > -- Bob Dole Good grief. Not MORE of us. Tell me you're a troll like Donkeyshow Sean, and not a genuine Moffitt like Ogg JackMo over here. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org Tue Aug 20 09:49:20 2002 From: crackdonkey at donkeyshow.org (#2 of Berkeley) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Val Henson's TCP/IP Drinking Game In-Reply-To: <20020820151522.GS6103@zork.net> Message-ID: On Tue, 20 Aug 2002, Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Good grief. Not MORE of us. Tell me you're a troll like > Donkeyshow Sean, and not a genuine Moffitt like Ogg JackMo over here. I haven't used the Moffitt surname in months, ever since you declared me #2 of Berkeley. From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Aug 20 10:49:19 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Fear the MCP Message-ID: <20020820174919.GD13045@zgp.org> "Unisys will own and operate the IT infrastructure for the TSA, and will deliver end-user computer, network and help desk services under a performance-based contract (including incentives and nonperformance penalties)" http://www4.gartner.com/DisplayDocument?doc_cd=109285 -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From carlos at baldric.uwo.ca Tue Aug 20 11:07:41 2002 From: carlos at baldric.uwo.ca (Carlos O'Donell) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Fear the MCP In-Reply-To: <20020820174919.GD13045@zgp.org> References: <20020820174919.GD13045@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020820180741.GE6952@systemhalted> > "Unisys will own and operate the IT infrastructure for the TSA, > and will deliver end-user computer, network and help desk services > under a performance-based contract (including incentives and > nonperformance penalties)" > > http://www4.gartner.com/DisplayDocument?doc_cd=109285 > glTron at MCP level is extremely hard. Try it. Hard. c. --- All I know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players. From kevin at mcallister.net Tue Aug 20 13:21:35 2002 From: kevin at mcallister.net (Kevin D. McAllister) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] lilo = quitter Message-ID: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> about 4:00 PM EDT: > -lilo- [Global Notice] Hi all. On behalf of PDPC and freenode, I > wanted to let you know that, after these messages, we are > discontinuing > the global fundraising notices and wallops. As you may know, > freenode (formerly OPN) is now a service of Peer-Directed Projects > Center. > -lilo- [Global Notice] As a new nonprofit, PDPC is in need of > funding, but with the unhappiness expressed at these fundraising > notices, we've decided it's best to retire them in favor of less > intrusive fundraising methods. > -lilo- [Global Notice] On behalf of the board of PDPC and the staff > of freenode, we apologize sincerely to anyone who has been offended > by the notices, and refer you to our website (http://freenode.info/) > if you should wish to contribute. Thanks for your attention and have > a good day. -- Kevin D. McAllister kevin@mcallister.ws From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Tue Aug 20 14:45:35 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] lilo = quitter In-Reply-To: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> References: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> Message-ID: <20020820214535.GX6103@zork.net> begin Kevin D. McAllister quotation: > about 4:00 PM EDT: Goddammit! I specifically avoid that network so I DON'T HAVE TO READ ROB LEVIN'S SPAMS! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From chip at pobox.com Tue Aug 20 15:02:52 2002 From: chip at pobox.com (Chip Salzenberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: lilo = quitter In-Reply-To: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> References: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> Message-ID: <20020820220252.GW7990@perlsupport.com> lilo sez: > we apologize sincerely to anyone who has been offended by the > notices DOD sez: > we apologize sincerely to anyone who has been offended by exposure > to agent orange Microsoft sez: > we apologize sincerely to anyone who has been offended by awful > security and endless viruses It all starts to sound the same after a while. -- Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - "It furthers one to have somewhere to go." From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Aug 20 15:07:03 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] lilo = quitter In-Reply-To: <20020820214535.GX6103@zork.net> References: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> <20020820214535.GX6103@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020820220703.GA17208@zgp.org> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation of Tue, Aug 20, 2002 at 02:45:35PM -0700: > Goddammit! I specifically avoid that network so I DON'T HAVE > TO READ ROB LEVIN'S SPAMS! Important notice: "Don't help me out if it would make it difficult to pay your own bills." -- Rob Levin http://somegeek.org/status.html -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From joey at kitenet.net Tue Aug 20 17:17:02 2002 From: joey at kitenet.net (Joey Hess) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] lilo = quitter In-Reply-To: <20020820214535.GX6103@zork.net> References: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> <20020820214535.GX6103@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020821001702.GJ13615@kitenet.net> Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco wrote: > Goddammit! I specifically avoid that network so I DON'T HAVE > TO READ ROB LEVIN'S SPAMS! I'm so sorely tempted now.. -- see shy jo From joe at barrera.org Tue Aug 20 21:37:43 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] lilo = quitter References: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> Message-ID: <3D631917.7080303@barrera.org> I thought it was "quart == liter". From jdub at perkypants.org Tue Aug 20 21:52:17 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] lilo = quitter In-Reply-To: <3D631917.7080303@barrera.org> References: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> <3D631917.7080303@barrera.org> Message-ID: <20020821045216.GL1720@perkypants.org> > I thought it was "quart == liter". "Litre" - Jeff -- The implementation of any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from pr0n. From joe at barrera.org Tue Aug 20 21:57:01 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] lilo = quitter References: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> <3D631917.7080303@barrera.org> <20020821045216.GL1720@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <3D631D9D.4070206@barrera.org> Jeff Waugh wrote: > > >>I thought it was "quart == liter". > > "Litre" Sorry, you're right, I meant "quatr == litre". From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Aug 20 23:16:01 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ADV: friend, spam for sale!!! In-Reply-To: <20020820003402.GZ19585@dtype.org> References: <20020820003402.GZ19585@dtype.org> Message-ID: <20020821061601.GA21519@zgp.org> begin M. Drew Streib quotation of Tue, Aug 20, 2002 at 12:34:02AM +0000: > Don't ask me how I managed to get an address listed in osirusoft > (if you happen to notice that check failed, too). Suffice it to say > that of the hundreds of new rbl's out there, most of them > suck animal cock. Mine has no false positives. http://zgp.org/rbhl/ -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From smcmahon at eiv.com Wed Aug 21 04:29:05 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ADV: friend, spam for sale!!! In-Reply-To: <20020821061601.GA21519@zgp.org> References: <20020820003402.GZ19585@dtype.org> <20020821061601.GA21519@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020821112905.GC20059@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Don Marti quotation: > > Mine has no false positives. > > http://zgp.org/rbhl/ It's a mite heavy on the false negatives, though. But nevertheless a useful tool. You should set it up as a DNSBL. - -- Shawn McMahon | Now, more than ever, we should be celebrating AIM work: spmcmahonfedex | the Constitution and the rule of law, AIM home: smcmahoneiv | not abandoning it. - Neal Boortz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1jeYEACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1ntQCgsjf/H5rfQCqk/bDZCPZzg9gU KdQAoP2KpiHU1iozgDUwC/1Ewwn6XZ+E =2KZm -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From carton at Ivy.NET Wed Aug 21 07:15:44 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ***ANNOUNCEMENT***: Wednesday night is Crackmonkey Night at Manhattan Message-ID: # # # # ### ##### # # # # # # # # ## # # # # ## # # # ## ## # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ####### # # # # # # ## # # # # ## # # # # ## ## # # ### ##### # # # # # # When: Wed., Aug. 21, 2002, at 6:30 PM Where: Tischman Auditorium, New School, 66 West 12th Street Details: www.nypc.org speaking at this event will be Eric Raymond, free software sellout par excellance and Very Bad Person of the Past. We will meet for the event in Bryant Park between 16:30 and 17:30, where you will recognize me by my completely apolitical ``People for Responsible Backpacking'' (PRB) square-button/transitpass-holder attached to my backpack, or my three-year-old NEC keyboarded hpcmips PDA. There, we will hold a pre-main-event gathering where we can enjoy nycwireless's triumphant offering of anonymous Internet access and wait for people to get out of work. Next, together we will take the FV (or the 123 if it's closed---some of those stations are messed up right now) downtown to 14th St for the talk. Last-minute attendees can find us quickly at the New School by following the shouts of Arrr and Garrr and Arrgety-ar-ar emerging from the twenty or more pirates who will have slowly formed our cadre in the park. After the talk, most of us will go out drinking (I have to leave early, for four hours of bridges and tunnels). -- I saw you there. You were on your way. From ron at vnetworx.net Wed Aug 21 08:16:32 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Ron Guerin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] ***ANNOUNCEMENT***: Wednesday night is Crackmonkey Night at Manhattan In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <1029942992.13411.58214.camel@amory> On Wed, 2002-08-21 at 10:15, Miles Nordin wrote: > > > When: Wed., Aug. 21, 2002, at 6:30 PM > Where: Tischman Auditorium, New School, 66 West 12th Street > Details: www.nypc.org > Don't know what the drinking plans are, but we're holding Birthday Stammtisch for Jim Gleason at the Old Stand at 3rd and 55th from about 8:30pm on. Ron From pedro at tastytronic.net Wed Aug 21 09:29:43 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] DUMONT HITS 100,000 FACTOIDS! Message-ID: <20020821112943.S11217@tastytronic.net> (@pedro) dumont, 100,000 is the 100,000th factoid! (@pedro) 100,000? 100,000 is the 100,000th factoid! (@pedro) dumont, stats? Since Fri Aug 16 13:20:04 2002, there have been 274 modifications and 373 questions. I have been awake for 4 days, 22 hours, 6 minutes, 41 seconds this session, and currently reference 100000 factoids. Addressing is in optional mode. (@pedro) HUZZZAH! (@pedro) botsnack! :D <@kickaha> DING DING DING -- Peter A. Peterson II, technician and musician. ---=[ http://tastytronic.net/~pedro/ ]=--- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Aug 21 09:43:01 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] lilo = quitter In-Reply-To: <20020821001702.GJ13615@kitenet.net> References: <20020820202135.GF1435@mycroft.mcallister.ws> <20020820214535.GX6103@zork.net> <20020821001702.GJ13615@kitenet.net> Message-ID: <20020821164301.GC27132@zork.net> begin Joey Hess quotation: > I'm so sorely tempted now.. Oooh looooook! It's the most passive-agressive post EVER! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 21 09:52:13 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020821165213.GE27132@zork.net> Look Joey. You scared him off with your vague references to undefined implied actions! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- sam99@columbia.edu has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 21 12:32:12 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Godshit and helldamn!!! Message-ID: <20020821193212.GG27132@zork.net> RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! ----- Forwarded message from jeremypenner@shaw.ca ----- Greetings, all. I have been toiling away in secret on a secret project which is very secretive. Now, the time to unleash this secret project onto the world is almost at hand. Gentlemen, I give you, robotfindskitten -- for the COMMODORE 64! Mwah ha ha, buck buck buck. http://www.astra.mb.ca/~jeremy/rfk-c64.png for a screenshot. There are still a couple of bugs to be worked out (the "found kitten" animation doesn't work, occasionally kitten won't show up at all) before I package up the source, but I thought that you folks might be interested in a sneak peek. That's all. Continue what you were doing. -- Jeremy Penner _______________________________________________ rfk-dev mailing list rfk-dev@robotfindskitten.org http://robotfindskitten.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/rfk-dev ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 21 12:57:51 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! Message-ID: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> Okay, here have some stupid NET FLOTSAM! ----- Forwarded message from Eugen Leitl ----- If it's a joke, it's an elaborate one. ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Chris Haun To: fork@xent.com this just struck me as odd, but interesting in a way i guess. http://www.lifegem.com/index.htm What is a LifeGem? A LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life. Chris [...] -- http://xent.com/mailman/listinfo/fork http://mail.pighaven.org/mailman/listinfo/pigdog ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Aug 21 13:10:27 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 12:57:51PM -0700: > Okay, here have some stupid NET FLOTSAM! It's bogus. http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/faq.htm#sizes -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Aug 21 13:25:04 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020821202504.GJ27132@zork.net> begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: > It's bogus. > http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/faq.htm#sizes Gezoox! What human being has 3 carats worth of carbon in his body? I could understand if they simply doped an artificial gemstoning process with human impurities, but that's just goofy. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed Aug 21 14:09:49 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> Message-ID: <200208211709.50053.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Don Marti's quote: | begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 12:57:51PM -0700: | > Okay, here have some stupid NET FLOTSAM! | | It's bogus. | http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/faq.htm#sizes maybe so, in which case even more humorous is that it's being widely reported all over the place today, including the news networks. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed Aug 21 14:14:14 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821202504.GJ27132@zork.net> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> <20020821202504.GJ27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <200208211714.14729.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco's quote: | Gezoox! What human being has 3 carats worth of carbon in his | body? I could understand if they simply doped an artificial | gemstoning process with human impurities, but that's just goofy. actually, every human has thousands and thousands of carats' worth of carbon in his body. meaning that you could leave your beloved a diamond made from your dick, for the ultimate hardon. and with the introduction of the proper impurities, it could even be orange. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From chip at pobox.com Wed Aug 21 14:38:37 2002 From: chip at pobox.com (Chip Salzenberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020821213837.GB7990@perlsupport.com> According to Don Marti: > begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 12:57:51PM -0700: > > Okay, here have some stupid NET FLOTSAM! > > It's bogus. > http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/faq.htm#sizes What's the bogus part? <- asks the non-Chem-major -- Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - "It furthers one to have somewhere to go." From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Aug 21 14:55:21 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821213837.GB7990@perlsupport.com> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821201027.GA32292@zgp.org> <20020821213837.GB7990@perlsupport.com> Message-ID: <20020821215521.GD3298@zgp.org> begin Chip Salzenberg quotation of Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 05:38:37PM -0400: > According to Don Marti: > > begin Nick Moffitt quotation of Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 12:57:51PM -0700: > > > Okay, here have some stupid NET FLOTSAM! > > > > It's bogus. > > http://www.lifegem.com/secondary/faq.htm#sizes > > What's the bogus part? <- asks the non-Chem-major Nobody can make a synthetic diamond that big yet. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed Aug 21 15:54:30 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821215521.GD3298@zgp.org> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821213837.GB7990@perlsupport.com> <20020821215521.GD3298@zgp.org> Message-ID: <200208211854.30180.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Don Marti's quote: | Nobody can make a synthetic diamond that big yet. sure they can. you can buy 'em commercially at about $600/carat for white, occlusion-free one-carat diamonds. they've been made well past 20 carats, thought this only a couple of times at a proof-of-concept thing at g.e. but they're commercially available, as i said, at about $600/carat, and up to about 5 carats, though as with the real thing the per-carat price does rise as the size does. also, reuter is carrying the story now. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Aug 21 16:05:59 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <200208211854.30180.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821213837.GB7990@perlsupport.com> <20020821215521.GD3298@zgp.org> <200208211854.30180.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20020821230559.GC5235@zgp.org> begin dep quotation of Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 06:54:30PM -0400: > sure they can. you can buy 'em commercially at about $600/carat for > white, occlusion-free one-carat diamonds. they've been made well past > 20 carats, thought this only a couple of times at a proof-of-concept > thing at g.e. So why are people still mining them, smuggling them in body cavities, etc? -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Wed Aug 21 16:15:20 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821230559.GC5235@zgp.org> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821213837.GB7990@perlsupport.com> <20020821215521.GD3298@zgp.org> <200208211854.30180.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020821230559.GC5235@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020821231520.GG4055@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Don Marti quotation: > begin dep quotation of Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 06:54:30PM -0400: > > > sure they can. you can buy 'em commercially at about $600/carat for > > white, occlusion-free one-carat diamonds. they've been made well past > > 20 carats, thought this only a couple of times at a proof-of-concept > > thing at g.e. > > So why are people still mining them, smuggling them in body > cavities, etc? Because people like you keep going on about how you can't get gemstone quality synthetic diamonds. In fact, I bet you're a shill for De Beers! HOW MUCH ARE THEY PAYING YOU TO PROTECT THEIR BUSINESS MODEL? - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9ZB8HjLHcIq3dHxYRAqFgAKDcWowCnlbGRsaKJx9fbaFA7iW8uQCgqATP zahOCnPvi08wnZUSO6SNfd4= =azbi -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed Aug 21 16:45:27 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821230559.GC5235@zgp.org> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211854.30180.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020821230559.GC5235@zgp.org> Message-ID: <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Don Marti's quote: | begin dep quotation of Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 06:54:30PM -0400: | > sure they can. you can buy 'em commercially at about $600/carat | > for white, occlusion-free one-carat diamonds. they've been made | > well past 20 carats, thought this only a couple of times at a | > proof-of-concept thing at g.e. | | So why are people still mining them, smuggling them in body | cavities, etc? because p.t. barnum was right. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed Aug 21 16:55:35 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <200208211955.35579.dep@linuxandmain.com> my favorite story of the week, which i heard broadcast but cannot find copy or a link on, has to do with -- and this was broadcast as true -- some bozo whose drug money was stolen. so this genius, seeking to recover it, calls of all people the legendary miss cleo. who gave him an address. he went there and shot the guy who answered the door. who of course had nothing to do with any of it. expect to see a thinly veiled version of this on law & order next year (by which time it will have its own several 24-hour cable channels). -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Wed Aug 21 17:08:27 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <200208211955.35579.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211955.35579.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20020822000827.GH4055@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence dep quotation: > my favorite story of the week, which i heard broadcast but cannot find > copy or a link on, has to do with -- and this was broadcast as true > -- some bozo whose drug money was stolen. so this genius, seeking to > recover it, calls of all people the legendary miss cleo. who gave him > an address. he went there and shot the guy who answered the door. who > of course had nothing to do with any of it. Of Miss Cleo gave the wrong address. It's obvious that SHE stole the drug money, then lied about the location so she could get away scot-free! Now our only hope is to catch her before she flees to a non-extradition country! - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9ZCt6jLHcIq3dHxYRAqtBAKCRcopiKD7bRqEKstAURFgv7Sp/LQCfRcZ4 9shbst3pF1JnG96E468LJoo= =9ti0 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From squinky at dasbistro.com Wed Aug 21 17:41:00 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211854.30180.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020821230559.GC5235@zgp.org> <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20020822004100.GA18625@dasbistro.com> On Wed, Aug 21, 2002 at 07:45:27PM -0400, dep wrote: > begin Don Marti's quote: > | So why are people still mining them, smuggling them in body > | cavities, etc? > > because p.t. barnum was right. Was that the part about the earth being hollow and populated by sentient plants, or that other thing? From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed Aug 21 18:28:57 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020822004100.GA18625@dasbistro.com> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020822004100.GA18625@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <200208212128.57999.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Not Erik's quote: | Was that the part about the earth being hollow and populated by | sentient plants, or that other thing? such a skeptic. all the pieces are there and anyone could put them together, now that there are terrestrial entities squashing bodies into diamonds. the subterranean people -- known in new york city as the steam tunnel mutants and elsewhere as the scientologists -- have long been waiting and working. we put bodies into the ground. we get diamonds out of the ground. you're going to say that this is some kind of coincidence. but answer me this: why, then, do they think that "clear" is the height of achievement? i mean besides the part which suggests that they look down on "colored." -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Aug 21 20:42:08 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020821230559.GC5235@zgp.org> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <20020821213837.GB7990@perlsupport.com> <20020821215521.GD3298@zgp.org> <200208211854.30180.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020821230559.GC5235@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020822034208.GL27132@zork.net> begin Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation: [Artificial diamonds don't suck so bad] > So why are people still mining them, smuggling them in body > cavities, etc? Forfiku vin, trolo! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 21 21:09:51 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020822040951.GM27132@zork.net> ha ha! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- 1paul@optushome.com.au has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From ron at vnetworx.net Thu Aug 22 00:34:11 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Subjugator of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror of Long Island) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <200208212128.57999.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020822004100.GA18625@dasbistro.com> <200208212128.57999.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <1030001652.1221.33708.camel@amory> On Wed, 2002-08-21 at 21:28, dep wrote: > such a skeptic. all the pieces are there and anyone could put them > together, now that there are terrestrial entities squashing bodies > into diamonds. the subterranean people -- known in new york city as > the steam tunnel mutants and elsewhere as the scientologists Silly. The steam tunnel mutants are the former employees of Silicon Alley. They no longer have enough money to be scientologists. From smcmahon at eiv.com Thu Aug 22 05:21:54 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020822000827.GH4055@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211955.35579.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020822000827.GH4055@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020822122154.GE24871@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin quotation: > > Of Miss Cleo gave the wrong address. It's obvious that SHE stole the > drug money, then lied about the location so she could get away > scot-free! Now our only hope is to catch her before she flees to a > non-extradition country! No doubt it was the address of Dionne Warwick. - -- Shawn McMahon | Now, more than ever, we should be celebrating AIM work: spmcmahonfedex | the Constitution and the rule of law, AIM home: smcmahoneiv | not abandoning it. - Neal Boortz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1k12EACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt18XgCgtdIESY+wwUxLDr4nz6iL9+4Q DZwAoOTqCx4wAqwfgwBiQmSJkqrPEicK =5cVa -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From squinky at dasbistro.com Thu Aug 22 09:53:38 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <1030001652.1221.33708.camel@amory> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020822004100.GA18625@dasbistro.com> <200208212128.57999.dep@linuxandmain.com> <1030001652.1221.33708.camel@amory> Message-ID: <20020822165338.GA4585@dasbistro.com> On Thu, Aug 22, 2002 at 03:34:11AM -0400, Subjugator of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror of Long Island wrote: > > Silly. The steam tunnel mutants are the former employees of Silicon > Alley. They no longer have enough money to be scientologists. Wow! It's like the Isle of Misfit Scientologists, only it's not an isle. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Thu Aug 22 10:50:07 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020822165338.GA4585@dasbistro.com> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020822004100.GA18625@dasbistro.com> <200208212128.57999.dep@linuxandmain.com> <1030001652.1221.33708.camel@amory> <20020822165338.GA4585@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20020822175006.GN27132@zork.net> begin Not Erik quotation: > Wow! It's like the Isle of Misfit Scientologists, only it's not an > isle. Not after I sink Manhattan, it won't be. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 22 10:50:55 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020822175055.GO27132@zork.net> Uh, mrblade, eh. So I guess you get to use the net inbetween when school lets out and when your daddy gets home, no? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- mrblade@mrblade.dk has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From vipvop-cm at musesick.org Thu Aug 22 10:52:29 2002 From: vipvop-cm at musesick.org (MC MeatFlaps) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Miss cleo murder article Message-ID: <20020822175229.GA25996@gregh.ilan.cogent.net> The drug dealer killing because of Miss Cleo article: http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-162251520020820-080851.html From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Thu Aug 22 12:35:40 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020822165338.GA4585@dasbistro.com> References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020822004100.GA18625@dasbistro.com> <200208212128.57999.dep@linuxandmain.com> <1030001652.1221.33708.camel@amory> <20020822165338.GA4585@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20020822193540.GI4055@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Not Erik quotation: > On Thu, Aug 22, 2002 at 03:34:11AM -0400, Subjugator of Pt. Jeff & Conqueror of Long Island wrote: > > > > Silly. The steam tunnel mutants are the former employees of Silicon > > Alley. They no longer have enough money to be scientologists. > > Wow! It's like the Isle of Misfit Scientologists, only it's not an isle. ITYM "Aisle". HTH. HAND. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9ZT0KjLHcIq3dHxYRAkefAKDSPHE6EUot+gZbn2MIwN/ja/AkIwCgjvHN VctBOsLqBM0+CmkoLH9sH2s= =56pI -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From nick at zork.net Thu Aug 22 13:00:27 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:48 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] WAG THE GASSED DOG Message-ID: <20020822200027.GS27132@zork.net> http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/dog.html > COMMENT FROM A READER > It occurred to me that, even if Al-Qaida did test chemical weapons > on dogs, where the fuck does our government get off acting horrified > by it?: > > http://www.peta.org/mc/facts/fsae9.html > http://www.idausa.org/facts/military.html -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From dep at linuxandmain.com Thu Aug 22 17:06:43 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] WAG THE GASSED DOG In-Reply-To: <20020822200027.GS27132@zork.net> References: <20020822200027.GS27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <200208222006.43659.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Nick Moffitt's quote: | http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/dog.html | | > COMMENT FROM A READER | > It occurred to me that, even if Al-Qaida did test chemical | > weapons on dogs, where the fuck does our government get off | > acting horrified by it?: | > | > http://www.peta.org/mc/facts/fsae9.html | > http://www.idausa.org/facts/military.html um, maybe because of a belief that al qaeda has plans beyond taking over the the kabul humane society? -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Aug 22 17:22:06 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] WAG THE GASSED DOG In-Reply-To: <200208222006.43659.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20020822200027.GS27132@zork.net> <200208222006.43659.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20020823002206.GC27949@zgp.org> begin dep quotation of Thu, Aug 22, 2002 at 08:06:43PM -0400: > um, maybe because of a belief that al qaeda has plans beyond taking > over the the kabul humane society? speciesist. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From jesux at unix.tm Thu Aug 22 20:19:48 2002 From: jesux at unix.tm (James Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: OH BOY AND THEN WE BOUNCE AND FORWARD AND FORWARD AND BOUNCE AND WE CHANGE OUR NAMES TO BOUNCY MCFORWARD AND OH BOY IT IS ALLLLL CHEEEEEESE! In-Reply-To: <20020822193540.GI4055@8ball.wox.org>; from hick0142@tc.umn.edu on Thu, Aug 22, 2002 at 02:35:40PM -0500 References: <20020821195751.GI27132@zork.net> <200208211945.27642.dep@linuxandmain.com> <20020822004100.GA18625@dasbistro.com> <200208212128.57999.dep@linuxandmain.com> <1030001652.1221.33708.camel@amory> <20020822165338.GA4585@dasbistro.com> <20020822193540.GI4055@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020823131948.A28044@blackbird.intercode.com.au> On Thu, Aug 22, 2002 at 02:35:40PM -0500, Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin wrote: > > > > Wow! It's like the Isle of Misfit Scientologists, only it's not an isle. > > ITYM "Aisle". HTH. HAND. > An Aisle of Moffitt Scientologists. Which reminds me about the two potatoes standing on the street corner: how do you tell which one is the hooker? It's the one stamped "IDAHO". - James -- James Moffitt "Entropy just isn't what it used to be." - Unknown From carlos at laviola.org Thu Aug 22 19:19:58 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: JOTD: Sean Connery three times a night.] Message-ID: <20020823021958.GA6876@laviola.org> Heh. ----- Forwarded message from glen mccready ----- Date: Mon, 19 Aug 2002 13:40:28 -0700 To: 0xdeadbeef@petting-zoo.net From: gkm@petting-zoo.net (glen mccready) Subject: JOTD: Sean Connery three times a night. Forwarded-by: Nev Dull Forwarded-by: "Simondo" Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Lulu, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Lulu said, "Sean, if Ah'm no bein too forward, Ah'd love tae hae sex wi an aulder man. Let's go back tae mah place." So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand." Lulu looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half and hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, "Lulu, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, hold my baws in your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand." Lulu is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once it's all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Lulu asks "Sean, tell me, dis mah haudin yer baws in mah left hand and yer wullie in mah right stimulate ye while ye're sleepin?" Sean replies, "No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Glashwegian, she shtole my wallet." ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Carlos Laviola From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Fri Aug 23 12:01:19 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: JOTD: Sean Connery three times a night.] In-Reply-To: <20020823021958.GA6876@laviola.org> References: <20020823021958.GA6876@laviola.org> Message-ID: <20020823190119.GQ27132@zork.net> begin Carlos Laviola quotation: > Heh. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Glen McCready was once a hepster in the giq scene, spewing forth witticisms and bein' all cool with Keith Bostic and all themfolk. But now all he posts is this stupid "500 REASONS BEER IS BETTUR THAN WIMMIN" or "YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA IF..." crap. It's all horrible stupid little-old-granny forwards now! The man has taken a nose-dive into middle age, losing all the marrow in his funnybone! I stay subscribed hoping that he'll prove me wrong, praying that one of his leet hepster contacts will bounce him something of SUBSTANCE and I'll be able to laugh uproariously at his clever meme-tossing. But this year has been bone fucking dry from him, and it's really sad. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From squinky at dasbistro.com Sat Aug 24 00:28:49 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: Fwd: Re: [!CrackMonkey!] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: JOTD: Sean Connery three times a night.] Message-ID: <20020824072849.GA22268@dasbistro.com> I got this kewl email. LOL! Send it to all your friends! LOL! ----- Forwarded message from Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco ----- From: Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco To: "Scientology -> http://xenu.net" Subject: Re: [!CrackMonkey!] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: JOTD: Sean Connery three times a night.] begin Carlos Laviola quotation: > Heh. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Glen McCready was once a hepster in the giq scene, spewing forth witticisms and bein' all cool with Keith Bostic and all themfolk. But now all he posts is this stupid "500 REASONS BEER IS BETTUR THAN WIMMIN" or "YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE BAY AREA IF..." crap. It's all horrible stupid little-old-granny forwards now! The man has taken a nose-dive into middle age, losing all the marrow in his funnybone! I stay subscribed hoping that he'll prove me wrong, praying that one of his leet hepster contacts will bounce him something of SUBSTANCE and I'll be able to laugh uproariously at his clever meme-tossing. But this year has been bone fucking dry from him, and it's really sad. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") _______________________________________________ CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey ----- End forwarded message ----- From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Sat Aug 24 00:49:37 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: Fwd: Re: [!CrackMonkey!] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: JOTD: Sean Connery three times a night.] In-Reply-To: <20020824072849.GA22268@dasbistro.com> References: <20020824072849.GA22268@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <20020824074937.GK4055@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Not Erik quotation: > > I got this kewl email. LOL! Send it to all your friends! LOL! That would've been soooo much cleverer if you had taken the crackmonkey post and sent it to pigdog, and the pigdog post and sent it to crackmonkey. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9ZzqPjLHcIq3dHxYRAnOWAJ9iuBzW5GhAcRgw7HCAMS2BhRVxiACgmeH7 V/D45SBSnGeRKIJLQmf9/LE= =8FnF -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From carton at Ivy.NET Sat Aug 24 12:13:15 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Hollings Message-ID: ``without new laws to stave off illicit copying, News Corp.'s vast library of movies may never be made available in digital form.'' wait a minute. This is exactly what unauthorized ``pirate'' translations do: make movies available in digital form. Because we want more of something, we intend to outlaw it. good-plan. -- I saw you there. You were on your way. From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Sat Aug 24 17:54:16 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: Fwd: Re: [!CrackMonkey!] [gkm@petting-zoo.net: JOTD: Sean Connery three times a night.] In-Reply-To: Your message of "Sat, 24 Aug 2002 02:49:37 CDT." <20020824074937.GK4055@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020824072849.GA22268@dasbistro.com> <20020824074937.GK4055@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <200208250054.g7P0sGvs004179@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Sat, 24 Aug 2002 02:49:37 CDT, Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin said: > That would've been soooo much cleverer if you had taken the crackmonkey > post and sent it to pigdog, and the pigdog post and sent it to > crackmonkey. But if he did that, then the terrorists will have already won.. HTH. HAND. From nick at zork.net Sat Aug 24 19:45:59 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] This just in... Message-ID: <20020825024559.GC27132@zork.net> ----- Forwarded message from D-lux ----- Soren just phoned me (he's away from email contact until September) to say that there are apparently 'vibrating clowns' available at Good Vibrations for fifteen dollars. Do not use this information for evil. -- Dlux To unsubscribe, send a message to: sf-caco-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com For events announcements only, send a message to: sf-caco-events-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Group info: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sf-caco/ http://sf-caco.zpub.com/ ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Sun Aug 25 12:33:16 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020825193316.GJ27132@zork.net> Ooooh! Looky here, a CANVAS ALCHEMIST! He has taken his SPOOKY ARTSY CRAFT and brought ALCHEMY to it! He will now sing us a canticle filk to master samwise! ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- alchemist@darkcanvas.com has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From sneakums at zork.net Sun Aug 25 12:43:28 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sean Neakums/San Francisco/CA is out of the office. Message-ID: <6uwuqelo67.fsf@zork.zork.net> I will be out of the office starting 08/16/2002 and will not return until 08/27/2002. I am out of the office until Tuesday 27th August. I will reply to messages on my return. Thank you. Sean Important Email Information The information in this email is confidential and may be legally privileged. It is intended solely for the addressee. Access to this email by anyone else is unauthorized. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or any action taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, is prohibited and may be unlawful. If you are not the intended addressee please contact the sender and dispose of this e-mail. From carton at Ivy.NET Sun Aug 25 15:07:48 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] pinko AOL user Message-ID: ARE CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THE SENTENCE BELOW I AM SEARCHING A STORY ABOUT NYT REPORTER WHO DIED AND I AM LOOKING FOR CLUES PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW AND HOW THANKS PAOLA DI MAIO CONTENT-WIRE.COM . There is also an unconfirmed rumor that Bush has bought the entire fleet of Enron jets with taxpayer money to settle all outstanding debts for Ken Lay et al. The plan is to use Texas death row inmates to pilot them in Kamikaze-style attacks on Baghdad to symbolically revenge the WTC attacks live on network television and boost approval ratings From pedro at tastytronic.net Mon Aug 26 07:32:49 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020825193316.GJ27132@zork.net> References: <20020825193316.GJ27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020826093248.M11217@tastytronic.net> Quoting Nick Moffitt: > Ooooh! Looky here, a CANVAS ALCHEMIST! He has taken his SPOOKY ARTSY > CRAFT and brought ALCHEMY to it! He will now sing us a canticle filk > to master samwise! I can turn CANVAS into *GOLLLLLD* I tell you! pedro From pedro at tastytronic.net Mon Aug 26 07:37:15 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Hollings In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020826093714.N11217@tastytronic.net> Quoting Miles Nordin: > wait a minute. This is exactly what unauthorized ``pirate'' > translations do: make movies available in digital form. Well, it's just that Hollings knows that me and the rest of us movie pyrates were going to copy the movie library of News Corp in HIEROGLYPHIC form! o <|> < > __o__ | o__ __o/ \o__ __o /> \ o__/_ /v | | |> \o | /> / \ / \ < > v\ | \ \o/ \o/ <\ o o | | _\o__ <|> < > / \ | \o__ __o o__ __o/ __o__ \o/ o/ o__/_ | |> /v | /> \ | /v | / \ < > /> / \ o/ / \/> | \o/ \ \o/ <| \o/\o o | o | \\ | v\ <\__ / \ <\__ / \ _\o__ References: <20020825193316.GJ27132@zork.net> <20020826093248.M11217@tastytronic.net> Message-ID: <20020826151436.GB18600@zork.net> begin Peter A. Peterson II quotation: > Quoting Nick Moffitt: > > Ooooh! Looky here, a CANVAS ALCHEMIST! He has taken his SPOOKY ARTSY > > CRAFT and brought ALCHEMY to it! He will now sing us a canticle filk > > to master samwise! > > I can turn CANVAS into *GOLLLLLD* I tell you! > ^^^ That's right! Pete Peteson on the trollodean! -- Simm Al-Aekrib | Optical Illusion Fun!! "I have a prodigious quantity of mind; | )----------( it takes me as much as a week | (----------) sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain | Which line is longer??? From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 26 10:35:20 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Oh crap. Message-ID: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> Pigeons and RATS, man! Holy bugger FUCK! Note the subject, which isn't very definite. ----- Forwarded message from "Bradley M. Kuhn" ----- Subject: [GNU/FSF Press] Re: See what you think (Was: First hack at release) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Media Contact: Peer-Directed Projects Center Robert Levin Phone: +1-713-385-5652 Media Contact: Free Software Foundation Bradley M. Kuhn Phone: +1-617-542-5942 GNU Project Will Use Freenode as Its Official IRC Network Boston, Massachusetts, USA - Monday, August 26, 2002 - The Free Software Foundation is pleased to announce that, as of today, the GNU Project will begin using Freenode as its official IRC network. For years, this network has served as an unofficial IRC home to many GNU projects. Today, it becomes the official recommended IRC network for GNU packages. Bradley M. Kuhn, executive director of the Free Software Foundation, pointed out: "The GNU Project has long sought an IRC network aligned with our strong stand for the principles of software freedom. We believe that Freenode, with its commitment to providing a innovative venue for Free Software developers and like-minded individuals to cooperate, fits the bill." Robert Levin, president of Peer-Directed Projects Center, added: "We welcome the opportunity to work more closely with the Free Software Foundation. Licensing that preserves freedom is essential to the health and success of peer-directed projects. The Free Software Foundation's pivotal role in advocating software freedom makes it a valued contributor to the community." To implement this official relationship, FSF has pointed irc.gnu.org directly to the irc.freenode.net server. FSF also hopes to later implement some process for automatic channel registration for GNU projects through its savannah.gnu.org project collaboration site. About Freenode: Freenode provides interactive services to peer-directed projects, which combine open, informal participation with broad licensing and wide distribution of creative output. Freenode serves such software-related projects as DotGNU, XFS, Subversion, Source Mage GNU/Linux, Schoolforge and GNU Enterprise, as well as support groups for FreeBSD, GNU/Linux and various software applications. Freenode, formerly Open Projects Net, is a service of Peer-Directed Projects Center, a Texas non-profit corporation. About Free Software Foundation: The Free Software Foundation, founded in 1985, is dedicated to promoting computer users' right to use, study, copy, modify, and redistribute computer programs. FSF promotes the development and use of free (as in freedom) software--particularly the GNU operating system and its GNU/Linux variants--and free documentation for free software. FSF also helps to spread awareness of the ethical and political issues of freedom in the use of software. Their web site, located at http://www.gnu.org, is an important source of information about GNU/Linux. They are headquartered in Boston, MA, USA. Copyright (C) 2002, Free Software Foundation, Inc. Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From chip at pobox.com Mon Aug 26 11:48:06 2002 From: chip at pobox.com (Chip Salzenberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: Oh crap. In-Reply-To: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> References: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020826184806.GB17312@perlsupport.com> According to Nick Moffitt: > ... as of today, the GNU Project will begin using Freenode as its > official IRC network. You're trollerizing me. -- Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - "It furthers one to have somewhere to go." From pedro at tastytronic.net Mon Aug 26 12:33:06 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: Oh crap. In-Reply-To: <20020826184806.GB17312@perlsupport.com> References: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> <20020826184806.GB17312@perlsupport.com> Message-ID: <20020826143306.T11217@tastytronic.net> Quoting Chip Salzenberg: > According to Nick Moffitt: > > ... as of today, the GNU Project will begin using Freenode as its > > official IRC network. > > You're trollerizing me. Seriously... I'm not even going to think about this until I see a URL. pedro -- Peter A. Peterson II, technician and musician. ---=[ http://tastytronic.net/~pedro/ ]=--- From davidm at them.com Mon Aug 26 13:16:41 2002 From: davidm at them.com (David Mandala) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: Oh crap. In-Reply-To: <20020826143306.T11217@tastytronic.net> References: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> <20020826184806.GB17312@perlsupport.com> <20020826143306.T11217@tastytronic.net> Message-ID: <1030393003.24028.2.camel@CX868974-C> http://www.gnu.org/press/2002-08-26-freenode.html On Mon, 2002-08-26 at 12:33, Peter A. Peterson II wrote: > Quoting Chip Salzenberg: > > According to Nick Moffitt: > > > ... as of today, the GNU Project will begin using Freenode as its > > > official IRC network. > > > > You're trollerizing me. > > Seriously... I'm not even going to think about this until I see a URL. > > pedro > > > -- > Peter A. Peterson II, technician and musician. > ---=[ http://tastytronic.net/~pedro/ ]=--- > > _______________________________________________ > CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks > http://crackmonkey.org/mailman/listinfo/crackmonkey -- David IS Mandala gpg fingerprint 8932 E7EF CCF5 1B8C 1B5C A92E C678 795E 45B2 D952 Phoenix, AZ (480) 460-7546 HP, (602) 321-8277 CP http://www.them.com/~davidm/ From pedro at tastytronic.net Mon Aug 26 13:34:53 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: Oh crap. In-Reply-To: <1030393003.24028.2.camel@CX868974-C> References: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> <20020826184806.GB17312@perlsupport.com> <20020826143306.T11217@tastytronic.net> <1030393003.24028.2.camel@CX868974-C> Message-ID: <20020826153453.X11217@tastytronic.net> Quoting David Mandala: > http://www.gnu.org/press/2002-08-26-freenode.html [ somewhere in the distance, you hear uncle pedro smacking his forehead ] -- Peter A. Peterson II, technician and musician. ---=[ http://tastytronic.net/~pedro/ ]=--- From modus at as220.org Mon Aug 26 16:54:44 2002 From: modus at as220.org (Matt Obert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: Oh crap. In-Reply-To: <20020826153453.X11217@tastytronic.net>; from pedro@tastytronic.net on Mon, Aug 26, 2002 at 03:34:53PM -0500 References: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> <20020826184806.GB17312@perlsupport.com> <20020826143306.T11217@tastytronic.net> <1030393003.24028.2.camel@CX868974-C> <20020826153453.X11217@tastytronic.net> Message-ID: <20020826195444.A18518@as220.org> "Peter A. Peterson II" looked into the void, and said: > Quoting David Mandala: > > http://www.gnu.org/press/2002-08-26-freenode.html Something tells me that this has been posted here already, but ... http://mirrors.zensoft.net/ikari.devaluate.com/lilo.jpg -- modus (at) as220 (dot) org "I'd rather receive the most forward emails than the most email forwards." -- Ben Franklin From joe at barrera.org Mon Aug 26 16:03:14 2002 From: joe at barrera.org (Joseph S. Barrera III) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Oh crap. References: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <3D6AB3B2.2000003@barrera.org> Nick Moffitt wrote: > GNU Project Will Use Freenode as Its Official IRC Network So does this mean that Rob Levin now has a life? Or does it just mean he doesn't need to get one anymore? - Joe From jdub at perkypants.org Mon Aug 26 17:51:20 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: Oh crap. In-Reply-To: <20020826195444.A18518@as220.org> References: <20020826173520.GR27132@zork.net> <20020826184806.GB17312@perlsupport.com> <20020826143306.T11217@tastytronic.net> <1030393003.24028.2.camel@CX868974-C> <20020826153453.X11217@tastytronic.net> <20020826195444.A18518@as220.org> Message-ID: <20020827005120.GB3696@perkypants.org> > Something tells me that this has been posted here already, but ... > > http://mirrors.zensoft.net/ikari.devaluate.com/lilo.jpg Something == The Archives? You fanny! - Jeff -- Penguinillas Pack GNUzis From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 26 21:42:33 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Rock over London; rock on Chica-go. Message-ID: <20020827044233.GF27132@zork.net> Don Marti ladies and gentlemen! ----- Forwarded message from Don Marti ----- begin Eugen Leitl quotation of Mon, Aug 26, 2002 at 10:13:24PM +0200: > CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY INTERNATIONAL STATEMENT > REGARDING COPYRIGHT INFRINGERS AND GOOGLE Dammit! You lazy asses! Look at http://www.google.com/search?q=scientology xenu.net is only number 3 today! Make the link already! (see sig.) It's fun that CoS has decided to play Google War with us. (All the ads don't count; they obviously don't want to see xenu.net number one in the search results too) > The Church has established a significant multimedia Internet presence > since its launch in 1996 of one of the largest and most > technically advanced web sites. And Commodore L. Ron Hubbard was one of the most-decorated USN officers. > Threatening speech or expressions calculated to incite hate enjoy no > protection under the Constitution. Yes, when I want a Constitution lesson I go straight to the Church of Scientology, you betcha. > In March 2002, acting according to the provisions of the Digital > Millennium Copyright Act, the Church asked Google to remove their links > to certain specific copyright infringements. Google responded by > eliminating the links. These actions on both sides were routine and > carried out pursuant to the DMCA. The xenu.net home page did not have any material subject to DMCA takedown on it. Google's actions in removing the home page from the index were a mistake, and they admit that. Does the Church of Scientology admit that they made a mistake in including the home page in their takedown letter? > However, this time the often unpredictable currents of the Internet > pushed Google out of the routine and into a storm of protest. You hear that, you other 7 people who came with me to Google? We're a storm. Rock over London, rock on Chicago. Dianetics. Get rid of your reactive mind. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. _______________________________________________ linux-elitists http://zgp.org/mailman/listinfo/linux-elitists ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Mon Aug 26 21:45:22 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020827044522.GG27132@zork.net> *cough*learn*cough*procmail*cough* ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- adam-crack@flounder.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jdub at perkypants.org Mon Aug 26 23:28:33 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? Message-ID: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> "In late April of 2002, lilo was left without a job. Due to the declining economy, the company he had worked for for 6 months faced difficulties, and could no longer afford to hire lilo. Work was hard to find, and money was tight. At that point, he sought out a new job, but they were few and far between. Since money was quickly running out, and he had a family to feed and bills to pay, he did what any rational person in his situation would do: He asked for help." http://save.lilo.cx/ SAVE LILO - What any rational person in your situation would do! - Jeff -- "No shit, sherlock@holmes.com." - Mr. Bad From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Mon Aug 26 23:38:34 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <20020827063834.GL4055@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > "In late April of 2002, lilo was left without a job. Due to the declining > economy, the company he had worked for for 6 months faced difficulties, > and could no longer afford to hire lilo. Work was hard to find, and money > was tight. At that point, he sought out a new job, but they were few and > far between. Since money was quickly running out, and he had a family to > feed and bills to pay, he did what any rational person in his situation > would do: He asked for help." Oh that poor bootloader! - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9ax5pjLHcIq3dHxYRAjP3AJ9zuhy/b+jhShgKyRZ46juZW+W57ACfS6FZ NixKUAPm9tLzLCHRSwqpJjo= =B1LK -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Mon Aug 26 23:42:46 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <20020827063834.GL4055@8ball.wox.org> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <20020827063834.GL4055@8ball.wox.org> Message-ID: <20020827064246.GL27132@zork.net> begin Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin quotation: > Oh that poor bootloader! Rob Levin does not maintain LILO. He tried to fork it once, but failed. The end. -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Tue Aug 27 00:01:15 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <20020827064246.GL27132@zork.net> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <20020827063834.GL4055@8ball.wox.org> <20020827064246.GL27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020827070115.GM4055@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco quotation: > begin Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin quotation: > > Oh that poor bootloader! > > Rob Levin does not maintain LILO. He tried to fork it once, > but failed. The end. Jeff didn't say anything about this "Rob Levin" character. - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9ayO5jLHcIq3dHxYRApdYAJ4haVyapl/jAIIKDdxSC1dJbvUUnACeOwaA cylgnC2GH0xmZ1qs3ldJBac= =N34C -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From adam at flounder.net Tue Aug 27 04:11:47 2002 From: adam at flounder.net (Adam McKenna) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <20020827111146.GC16295@flounder.net> On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 04:28:33PM +1000, Jeff Waugh wrote: > "In late April of 2002, lilo was left without a job. Due to the declining > economy, the company he had worked for for 6 months faced difficulties, > and could no longer afford to hire lilo. Work was hard to find, and money > was tight. At that point, he sought out a new job, but they were few and > far between. Since money was quickly running out, and he had a family to > feed and bills to pay, he did what any rational person in his situation > would do: He asked for help." But lilo has fear? A thousand times no! --Adam -- Adam McKenna | GPG: 17A4 11F7 5E7E C2E7 08AA http://flounder.net/publickey.html | 38B0 05D0 8BF7 2C6D 110A From laurence at isp.northwestern.edu Tue Aug 27 07:16:18 2002 From: laurence at isp.northwestern.edu (Laurence Berland) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <200208271016.18937.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> Karyn is still getting more of my money than rob levin... http://www.savekaryn.com/ begin quote from Jeff Waugh on Tuesday 27 August 2002 02:28 am > "In late April of 2002, lilo was left without a job. Due to the declining > economy, the company he had worked for for 6 months faced difficulties, > and could no longer afford to hire lilo. Work was hard to find, and money > was tight. At that point, he sought out a new job, but they were few and > far between. Since money was quickly running out, and he had a family to > feed and bills to pay, he did what any rational person in his situation > would do: He asked for help." > > http://save.lilo.cx/ > > SAVE LILO - What any rational person in your situation would do! > > - Jeff From sneakums at zork.net Tue Aug 27 07:52:43 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <200208271016.18937.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> (Laurence Berland's message of "Tue, 27 Aug 2002 10:16:18 -0400") References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <200208271016.18937.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> Message-ID: <6uu1lgjqv8.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Laurence Berland quotation: > Karyn is still getting more of my money than rob levin... > http://www.savekaryn.com/ QUOTE OVER TEXT, WANKSTAIN! -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From laurence at isp.northwestern.edu Tue Aug 27 08:29:41 2002 From: laurence at isp.northwestern.edu (Laurence Berland) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <6uu1lgjqv8.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <200208271016.18937.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> <6uu1lgjqv8.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <200208271129.41104.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> QUOTE UNDER TEXT, DICKLESS! begin quote from Sean Neakums on Tuesday 27 August 2002 10:52 am > commence Laurence Berland quotation: > > Karyn is still getting more of my money than rob levin... > > http://www.savekaryn.com/ > > QUOTE OVER TEXT, WANKSTAIN! From dmarti at zgp.org Tue Aug 27 09:16:39 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <20020827161639.GB3368@zgp.org> begin Jeff Waugh quotation of Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 04:28:33PM +1000: > http://save.lilo.cx/ It's GIF-free. Maybe someone will submit it for "Spotlight on GIF-free sites" on burnallgifs.org. -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From carton at Ivy.NET Tue Aug 27 09:25:46 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <200208271129.41104.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> (Laurence Berland's message of "Tue, 27 Aug 2002 11:29:41 -0400") References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <200208271016.18937.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> <6uu1lgjqv8.fsf@zork.zork.net> <200208271129.41104.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> Message-ID: >>>>> "lb" == Laurence Berland writes: lb> QUOTE UNDER TEXT, DICKLESS! go run some Visual Javascript you clueless kdenista. -- ``GNOME, launched specifically to counter a threat to our freedom, is the free software project par excellence.'' -- Richard M. Stallman ``C# is, from what I've seen, a rather nice little language.'' -- Joakim Ziegler, Ximian From ebourg at cs.mcgill.ca Tue Aug 27 09:35:06 2002 From: ebourg at cs.mcgill.ca (Erik Bourget) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <200208271129.41104.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <200208271016.18937.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> <6uu1lgjqv8.fsf@zork.zork.net> <200208271129.41104.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> Message-ID: <20020827163506.GB7815@odinnet.ath.cx> SCREW On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 11:29:41AM -0400, Laurence Berland wrote: > QUOTE UNDER TEXT, DICKLESS! > > begin quote from Sean Neakums on Tuesday 27 August 2002 10:52 am YOU > > commence Laurence Berland quotation: > > > Karyn is still getting more of my money than rob levin... > > > http://www.savekaryn.com/ BOTH, > > > > QUOTE OVER TEXT, WANKSTAIN! > CUMDUMPSTERS! -- erik bourget | Q: Why couldn't the 11 year old get into ebourg@cs.mcgill.ca | the pirate movie? A: It was rated 'Arrr'. From laurence at isp.northwestern.edu Tue Aug 27 09:56:56 2002 From: laurence at isp.northwestern.edu (Laurence Berland) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <200208271129.41104.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> Message-ID: <200208271256.56239.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> begin quote from Miles Nordin on Tuesday 27 August 2002 12:25 pm > > go run some Visual Javascript you clueless kdenista. Visual Javascript? Is that what you code in these days? No wonder... From adam at flounder.net Tue Aug 27 10:24:24 2002 From: adam at flounder.net (Adam McKenna) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <200208271016.18937.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <200208271016.18937.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> Message-ID: <20020827172424.GG16295@flounder.net> On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 10:16:18AM -0400, Laurence Berland wrote: > Karyn is still getting more of my money than rob levin... > http://www.savekaryn.com/ Let me get this straight -- so all I need is a terribly ugly color scheme and a few pictures of the back of some chick's head and people will send me $8000 in a couple of months? WHAT THE FUCK? -- Adam McKenna | GPG: 17A4 11F7 5E7E C2E7 08AA http://flounder.net/publickey.html | 38B0 05D0 8BF7 2C6D 110A From andy at strugglers.net Tue Aug 27 10:39:55 2002 From: andy at strugglers.net (Andy Smith) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <20020827161639.GB3368@zgp.org> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <20020827161639.GB3368@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020827173955.GG25229@lug.org.uk> On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 09:16:39AM -0700, Don Marti wrote: > begin Jeff Waugh quotation of Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 04:28:33PM +1000: > > > http://save.lilo.cx/ > > It's GIF-free. Maybe someone will submit it for "Spotlight on > GIF-free sites" on burnallgifs.org. But so is http://liloaid.ecce.co.uk/ -- "``Brevity is the soul of wit'' said Shakespeare. I say ``Wank!'' Thus I win." -- The League Against Tedium From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 27 10:55:00 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020827175500.GO27132@zork.net> Says he's using maildrop. I say he may just learn how to use it properly. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- adam-crack@flounder.net has been removed from CrackMonkey. adam@flounder.net has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 27 13:10:47 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Burnallmp3s.org! Message-ID: <20020827201047.GV27132@zork.net> http://alterslash.org/#New_MP3_License_Terms_Demand_0_75_Per_Decoder C'mon Don! Dieter finally got off his arse! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 27 13:18:12 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020827201812.GW27132@zork.net> The mullet unix. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- mulix@actcom.co.il has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From modus at as220.org Tue Aug 27 15:35:48 2002 From: modus at as220.org (Matt Obert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Burnallmp3s.org! In-Reply-To: <20020827201047.GV27132@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 01:10:47PM -0700 References: <20020827201047.GV27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020827183548.F27987@as220.org> Nick Moffitt looked into the void, and said: > http://alterslash.org/#New_MP3_License_Terms_Demand_0_75_Per_Decoder If only folks could s/.mp3/.ogg/g every file on their HD. Unfortunately, even though an mp3 => ogg conversion utility could be designed, it would be doubly lossy. Which is sad, because ogg vorbis files are not just preferable because they're patent-free ... they also sound better than mp3 files. People need to compress directly to ogg from CD-quality sources to hear the difference, though. Folks on this list have switched long ago. Maybe if Fraunhofer keeps jacking up the royalties, we can expect Joe Public to switch to ogg. But for the mass exodus, wait 'til the licensing for e.g., WinAmp is $75, not just $0.75. -- modus (at) as220 (dot) org From nick at zork.net Tue Aug 27 14:21:47 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] Message-ID: <20020827212147.GX27132@zork.net> It's a fucking revolving door here lately. WHo the hell are you, news, and why the fuck do you think we should let you join? ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- news@linustar.de has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From aelmore at interwoven.com Tue Aug 27 15:23:39 2002 From: aelmore at interwoven.com (Andrew Elmore) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:49 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] the librarian of pron Message-ID: <20020827222339.GA11192@interwoven.com> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2002/08/27/MN73350.DTL > "I wish you could have seen his house before we took all the > stuff away," says Grady Turner, executive curator of the Museum of > Sex. "The place was packed to the rafters -- literally." From squinky at dasbistro.com Tue Aug 27 16:44:35 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020827201812.GW27132@zork.net> References: <20020827201812.GW27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020827234435.GC16111@dasbistro.com> On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 01:18:12PM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > The mullet unix. I thought mulix was like nuts and berries that you eat in the morning with free range soy milk poured on it. From squinky at dasbistro.com Tue Aug 27 16:50:25 2002 From: squinky at dasbistro.com (Not Erik) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] The status is that-- Neo? Mum? In-Reply-To: <200208271256.56239.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> References: <20020827062833.GE1640@perkypants.org> <200208271129.41104.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> <200208271256.56239.laurence@isp.northwestern.edu> Message-ID: <20020827235025.GD16111@dasbistro.com> On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 12:56:56PM -0400, Laurence Berland wrote: > begin quote from Miles Nordin on Tuesday 27 August 2002 12:25 pm > > > > go run some Visual Javascript you clueless kdenista. > > Visual Javascript? Is that what you code in these days? No wonder... Oh Jesus CHRIST man, he throws you a softball like that and the best response you can come up with is "I know you are but what am I?" This is what happens when we dumb down operating systems, folks. People like this get off of AOL and fly into here under our radar. From dsaklad at gnu.org Tue Aug 27 18:48:25 2002 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. Message-ID: a. How do you set up something for EMACS RMAIL that filters so you can get to your favorite correspondents through the hundreds of spam commercials every day? Hints, tips and pointers that have come along so far are over my head with industry jargon such as dealing with something called procmail. And that doesn't make sense if you don't know what that is either! b. What is there for people who're beginners, novices or even intermediate users but know little about what you need to know already to set up something like http://spamassassin.taint.org or http://www.spambouncer.org From jordanb at hafd.org Tue Aug 27 19:19:53 2002 From: jordanb at hafd.org (Jordan Bettis) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020828021953.GA15603@hafd.org> On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 09:48:25PM -0400, Don Saklad wrote: > b. What is there for people who're beginners, novices or even > intermediate users but know little about what you need to know > already to set up something like > http://spamassassin.taint.org > or > http://www.spambouncer.org Reading the fucking websites is a good bet. -- Jordan Bettis Functions delay binding; data structures induce binding. Moral: Structure data late in the programming process. -- Alan J Perlis: Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN 1982 From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Tue Aug 27 19:31:43 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: Your message of "Tue, 27 Aug 2002 21:19:53 CDT." <20020828021953.GA15603@hafd.org> References: <20020828021953.GA15603@hafd.org> Message-ID: <200208280231.g7S2ViMi003468@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Tue, 27 Aug 2002 21:19:53 CDT, jordanb@hafd.org (Jordan Bettis) said: > Reading the fucking websites is a good bet. But he's already getting enough spam urging him to do that - thus the original query. And most people call it "visiting" or "viewing". From modus at as220.org Tue Aug 27 21:08:57 2002 From: modus at as220.org (Matt Obert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Emmett Plant's $0.02 Message-ID: <20020828000857.A654@as220.org> Hey monkeys, http://www.xiph.org/ogg/vorbis/openletter.html Emmett Plant of xiph.org applauds the new mp3 licensing. What will Thomson Multimedia's move mean for developers of Free mp3-playing software like xmms? Seems like my last post on the topic was less than insightful. The developers will have to pay a minimum royalty of $50,000 or $60,000 to continue decoding mp3 streams. This isn't chump change like the $0.75 per user fees ... does that mean that xmms will no longer support mp3 decoding in future releases? The minimum royalties are here: http://www.mp3licensing.com/royalty/software.html -- Random Oedipus RI Pseudo Nomad Modus Operandi modus@as220.org From modus at as220.org Tue Aug 27 21:39:25 2002 From: modus at as220.org (Matt Obert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: ; from dsaklad@gnu.org on Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 09:48:25PM -0400 References: Message-ID: <20020828003925.A794@as220.org> Don Saklad looked into the void, and said: > a. How do you set up something for EMACS RMAIL that filters so you can > get to your favorite correspondents through the hundreds of spam > commercials every day? Hints, tips and pointers that have come > along so far are over my head with industry jargon such as dealing > with something called procmail. And that doesn't make sense if you > don't know what that is either! Re: procmail http://www.linux.org.uk/~telsa/BitsAndPieces/procmailrc This is "procmail for newbies." Heavily commented. Easy to read. Helpful to almost anyone, regardless of expertise. Procmail is _very_ important for anyone who wants to filter mail. There's no way to water it down for newbies, you've got to suck it up and learn how it works. > b. What is there for people who're beginners, novices or even > intermediate users but know little about what you need to know > already to set up something like > http://spamassassin.taint.org > or > http://www.spambouncer.org Re: spamassassin You'll need to learn about procmail before you can understand spamassassin anyway. One thing at a time. (I am dodging the question, yes, but only because I just learned how to use procmail and I still don't know how to properly install/configure spamassassin.) In any case, while it's annoying when the folks on this list tell you to RTFM, that's often the quickest way to learn what you're after. I know that I wouldn't expect the folks on this list to cut and paste the relevant info from the websites you cited into an email. -- Random Oedipus RI Pseudo Nomad Modus Operandi modus@as220.org From bker at yage.net Tue Aug 27 21:00:50 2002 From: bker at yage.net (bker@yage.net) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: <20020828003925.A794@as220.org> References: <20020828003925.A794@as220.org> Message-ID: <20020828040050.GB10632@localhost.localdomain> On Wed, Aug 28, 2002 at 12:39:25AM -0400, Matt Obert wrote: > Don Saklad looked into the void, and said: > > a. How do you set up something for EMACS RMAIL that filters so you can > > get to your favorite correspondents through the hundreds of spam > > commercials every day? Hints, tips and pointers that have come > > along so far are over my head with industry jargon such as dealing > > with something called procmail. And that doesn't make sense if you > > don't know what that is either! > > Re: procmail [snip] YHBT. From carlos at laviola.org Tue Aug 27 22:45:32 2002 From: carlos at laviola.org (Carlos Laviola) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Emmett Plant's $0.02 In-Reply-To: <20020828000857.A654@as220.org> References: <20020828000857.A654@as220.org> Message-ID: <20020828054532.GB6469@laviola.org> On Wed, Aug 28, 2002 at 12:08:57AM -0400, Matt Obert wrote: > http://www.xiph.org/ogg/vorbis/openletter.html > > Emmett Plant of xiph.org applauds the new mp3 licensing. You couldn't see a troll coming even if it fell off the World Trade Center's roof right against you, could ya? -- Carlos Laviola From sneakums at zork.net Wed Aug 28 00:32:06 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020827234435.GC16111@dasbistro.com> (Not Erik's message of "Tue, 27 Aug 2002 16:44:35 -0700") References: <20020827201812.GW27132@zork.net> <20020827234435.GC16111@dasbistro.com> Message-ID: <6uelcjjv61.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Not Erik quotation: > On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 01:18:12PM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: >> The mullet unix. > > I thought mulix was like nuts and berries that you eat in the > morning with free range soy milk poured on it. FREE RANGE SOY? You mean the soy plants run free on the range in vast migratory herds, like they used to before the white man came? -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From sneakums at zork.net Wed Aug 28 00:34:06 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: <200208280231.g7S2ViMi003468@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu's message of "Tue, 27 Aug 2002 22:31:43 -0400") References: <20020828021953.GA15603@hafd.org> <200208280231.g7S2ViMi003468@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> Message-ID: <6uadn7jv2p.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu quotation: > On Tue, 27 Aug 2002 21:19:53 CDT, jordanb@hafd.org (Jordan Bettis) said: > >> Reading the fucking websites is a good bet. > > But he's already getting enough spam urging him to do that - thus > the original query. And most people call it "visiting" or > "viewing". As you will become painfully aware in the weeks and months to come, Jordan is not "most people". -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Wed Aug 28 01:02:26 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: Your message of "Wed, 28 Aug 2002 08:34:06 BST." <6uadn7jv2p.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020828021953.GA15603@hafd.org> <200208280231.g7S2ViMi003468@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> <6uadn7jv2p.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <200208280802.g7S82RMi002425@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Wed, 28 Aug 2002 08:34:06 BST, Sean Neakums said: > As you will become painfully aware in the weeks and months to come, > Jordan is not "most people". Oh, is he *still* upset about that whole "hatching" thing? From sneakums at zork.net Wed Aug 28 01:07:30 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: <200208280802.g7S82RMi002425@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu's message of "Wed, 28 Aug 2002 04:02:26 -0400") References: <20020828021953.GA15603@hafd.org> <200208280231.g7S2ViMi003468@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> <6uadn7jv2p.fsf@zork.zork.net> <200208280802.g7S82RMi002425@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> Message-ID: <6u4rdfjtj1.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu quotation: > On Wed, 28 Aug 2002 08:34:06 BST, Sean Neakums said: > >> As you will become painfully aware in the weeks and months to come, >> Jordan is not "most people". > > Oh, is he *still* upset about that whole "hatching" thing? Plus, his first sloughing is coming up. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From ron at vnetworx.net Wed Aug 28 01:42:55 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Ron Guerin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <6uelcjjv61.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020827201812.GW27132@zork.net> <20020827234435.GC16111@dasbistro.com> <6uelcjjv61.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <1030524175.3099.133761.camel@amory> On Wed, 2002-08-28 at 03:32, Sean Neakums wrote: > commence Not Erik quotation: > > > On Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 01:18:12PM -0700, Nick Moffitt wrote: > >> The mullet unix. > > > > I thought mulix was like nuts and berries that you eat in the > > morning with free range soy milk poured on it. > > FREE RANGE SOY? You mean the soy plants run free on the range in vast > migratory herds, like they used to before the white man came? > All soy were free range soy, until Dwayne Andreas domesticated them. You should see what he's done with ethanol and corn syrup. From smcmahon at eiv.com Wed Aug 28 06:06:02 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: <200208280231.g7S2ViMi003468@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> References: <20020828021953.GA15603@hafd.org> <200208280231.g7S2ViMi003468@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> Message-ID: <20020828130602.GC18988@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu quotation: > > But he's already getting enough spam urging him to do that - thus the > original query. And most people call it "visiting" or "viewing". Most people also believe in UFOs and BatBoy, and use AOL. Most people are idiots. I'm sure AOL folks call it "visiting" or "viewing", but intelligent people actually READ the web pages. - -- Shawn McMahon | Now is the time we should be celebrating AIM work: spmcmahonfedex | the Constitution and the rule of law, AIM home: smcmahoneiv | not abandoning it. - Neal Boortz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1syroACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt33CACeN9/YiX4ye8b9AL9N45Y2yE+5 Ig0AniLrStm7A2ZadrF9AUyWJFMo67vS =rBw/ -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From niels=cm at bakker.net Wed Aug 28 06:11:24 2002 From: niels=cm at bakker.net (Niels Bakker) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Anybody home? It doesn't seem so. Message-ID: <20020828131123.GW53073@trance.org> Except SpamAssassin. The guy even filters mail to nonexistent recipients through it. RFC822 section 6.3, anyone? -- Niels. ----- Forwarded message from Mail Delivery System ----- Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 07:57:01 -0500 From: Mail Delivery System To: niels@bakker.net Subject: Mail delivery failed: returning message to sender This message was created automatically by mail delivery software (Exim). A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its recipients. This is a permanent error. The following address(es) failed: postmaster@somegeek.org unknown local-part "postmaster" in domain "somegeek.org" ------ This is a copy of the message, including all the headers. ------ Return-path: Received: from mail by elided.info with spam-scanned (Exim 3.35 #1 (Debian)) id 17k2NX-0002i8-00; Wed, 28 Aug 2002 07:57:01 -0500 Received: from deep.trance.org [194.134.1.237] (postfix) by elided.info with esmtp (Exim 3.35 #1 (Debian)) id 17k2NX-0002i3-00; Wed, 28 Aug 2002 07:56:59 -0500 Received: by deep.trance.org (Postfix, from userid 910) id 2A73011582; Wed, 28 Aug 2002 14:56:52 +0200 (CEST) Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 14:56:51 +0200 From: Niels Bakker To: Rob Levin Subject: freenode Message-ID: <20020828125651.GV53073@trance.org> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.0 required=3.9 tests= version=2.20 X-Spam-Level: Hi, Two questions - 1) does freenode.net (formerly openprojects) support IPv6? 2) please read "DNS & BIND" published by O'Reilly & Associates to gain the necessary knowledge to spot the following grave configuration errors: (partial dig(1) output follows) --- ;; ANSWER SECTION: freenode.net. 1M IN SOA ns12.freenode.net.freenode.net. root.ns12.freenode.net.freenode.net. ( 2002082800 ; serial 4M ; refresh 2M ; retry 2w6d ; expiry 1M ) ; minimum --- And in case you missed the bleeding obvious: you forgot two dots in the SOA record thus leading to an incorrect origin and contact email address, your refresh/retry timers are fucked, and the TTL of all the records in the zone are insanely low. Have a Nice Day, -- Niels. -- Aug 12 21:22:27 snowcrash ntpd[184]: time reset 6.666601 s Coincidence? I think not! ----- End forwarded message ----- From henrik at enberg.org Wed Aug 28 07:49:01 2002 From: henrik at enberg.org (Henrik Enberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Where can I find information on giant monkeys? Message-ID: <87u1lfdoo2.fsf@enberg.org> -- Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking. From sneakums at zork.net Wed Aug 28 08:09:26 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Where can I find information on giant monkeys? In-Reply-To: <87u1lfdoo2.fsf@enberg.org> (Henrik Enberg's message of "Wed, 28 Aug 2002 16:49:01 +0200") References: <87u1lfdoo2.fsf@enberg.org> Message-ID: <6ur8gjhvfd.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Henrik Enberg quotation: > Denied. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From henrik at enberg.org Wed Aug 28 08:16:29 2002 From: henrik at enberg.org (Henrik Enberg) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Re: Where can I find information on giant monkeys? In-Reply-To: <6ur8gjhvfd.fsf@zork.zork.net> (Sean Neakums's message of "Wed, 28 Aug 2002 16:09:26 +0100") References: <87u1lfdoo2.fsf@enberg.org> <6ur8gjhvfd.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <87lm6rdnea.fsf@enberg.org> Sean Neakums writes: > commence Henrik Enberg quotation: > >> > > Denied. Uhm, they seem to have caught it rather quickly. -- Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN. From pedro at tastytronic.net Wed Aug 28 09:30:23 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020827212147.GX27132@zork.net> References: <20020827212147.GX27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020828113023.Z11217@tastytronic.net> Quoting Nick Moffitt: > news@linustar.de has been successfully subscribed to CrackMonkey. Linustar is like, the bionic evil cyborg Linus becomes in the year 3347 after his cryogenically frozen body is found by space pirates floating in an escape pod. IN THE ZED SECTOR. unclepedro From smcmahon at eiv.com Wed Aug 28 09:34:51 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020828113023.Z11217@tastytronic.net> References: <20020827212147.GX27132@zork.net> <20020828113023.Z11217@tastytronic.net> Message-ID: <20020828163451.GA20473@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Peter A. Peterson II quotation: > > Linustar is like, the bionic evil cyborg Linus becomes in the year > 3347 after his cryogenically frozen body is found by space pirates > floating in an escape pod. And they attach a cybernetic steering wheel to his crotch. - -- Shawn McMahon | Now is the time we should be celebrating AIM work: spmcmahonfedex | the Constitution and the rule of law, AIM home: smcmahoneiv | not abandoning it. - Neal Boortz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1s+6sACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt2xQACg7pSQTd2qDbd2IR0ToBgHQ+0N AhsAni0srWEV1Hkr2uYpRSb4gObwIZQG =CZWl -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From leklund at tastytronic.net Wed Aug 28 09:38:12 2002 From: leklund at tastytronic.net (Lukas Eklund) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey subscription notification] In-Reply-To: <20020828163451.GA20473@eiv.com> References: <20020827212147.GX27132@zork.net> <20020828113023.Z11217@tastytronic.net> <20020828163451.GA20473@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020828123812.D18553@tastytronic.net> Quoting Shawn McMahon: > And they attach a cybernetic steering wheel to his crotch. DENIED -- lukas | Self-Evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else. eklund | -- Ambrose Bierce +++ tastytronic.net -- FRANK TOASTER OVENS FOR THE WIRED GLOBE! +++ From zen at zork.net Wed Aug 28 11:30:12 2002 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] How to set up EMACS RMAIL for priority correspondents messages. In-Reply-To: <20020828130602.GC18988@eiv.com> References: <20020828021953.GA15603@hafd.org> <200208280231.g7S2ViMi003468@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> <20020828130602.GC18988@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020828183012.GA5835@zork.net> begin Shawn McMahon uuencoded stream: > Most people also believe in UFOs and BatBoy, and use AOL. Most people > are idiots. I'm sure AOL folks call it "visiting" or "viewing", but > intelligent people actually READ the web pages. Shit! My AOL window got in front of my browser window! Now how will I buy my X-10 spy camera? -- http://www.georgebox.org - Where I keep all my stuff. http://www.emgnulation.org - Freedom in the emulation community. http://www.robotfindskitten.org - Gaming innovation. george@georgebox.org From colin at nonhtmlmail.org Wed Aug 28 13:50:59 2002 From: colin at nonhtmlmail.org (Colin Wills) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Corporate Newsgroups Message-ID: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> My first ever post to a non open source or monkey related news group was a bit of a disappointment. I posted the following message to borland.public.cppbuilder.commandlinetools: > I have a rather large lump of generated C++ to compile and link, and when I > come to link I get the following linker error: > > Turbo Incremental Link 5.00 Copyright (c) 1997, 2000 Borland > Fatal: Error detected (IMP302) > Fatal: Access violation. Link terminated. > > It seems that this is related to the size of my source & object file: when I > split it in two it links ok. Since my code is generated splitting the source > is a bit of a pain. Are there any work-arounds or patches for this? > > I am running on W2K and the large .obj file is 3.09 MB (3,248,128 bytes). The post was removed from the newsgroup and so I will never get a reply or hear from other users with the same problem. To add insult to injury I have now started to receive junk mail on the previouly unsullied email account that I used. Is this normal for corporate newsgroups? -- /"\ \ / X ASCII Ribbon Campaign - Non HTML Mail / \ http://www.nonhtmlmail.org/ From hick0142 at tc.umn.edu Wed Aug 28 13:28:13 2002 From: hick0142 at tc.umn.edu (Overlord of Minnesota Protector of the Dakotas and Subjugator of Wisconsin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Corporate Newsgroups In-Reply-To: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> References: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> Message-ID: <20020828202813.GO4055@8ball.wox.org> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 commence Colin Wills quotation: > The post was removed from the newsgroup and so I will never get a reply or hear > from other users with the same problem. To add insult to injury I have now > started to receive junk mail on the previouly unsullied email account that I > used. http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&safe=off&selm=3d5cbb30%241%40dnews&rnum=1 ... [Somewhere in the distance, you hear the rustle of plastic bags in the trees.] - -- Brian Hicks 'At Zango Transportation Concepts, our motto is "Caveat Emptor" which means "We hope you like it!"' -- Lambda Expressway -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iD8DBQE9bTI2jLHcIq3dHxYRAiPtAKC5/h5p+HeUkgRSs9IhsjTRh1YvUwCfXtFi 29Bw2i74hfJ7m8x5/XTfdiM= =wsly -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From dep at linuxandmain.com Wed Aug 28 13:30:44 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Fwd: What Would Jesus Drive? Message-ID: <200208281630.44104.dep@linuxandmain.com> ==================BEGIN FORWARDED MESSAGE================== I would never have guessed. http://www.highrock.com/personal/WWJD/ ===================END FORWARDED MESSAGE=================== -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 28 13:56:19 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020828205619.GP27132@zork.net> We must not be newsworthy. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- news@linustar.de has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jason at sopko.net Wed Aug 28 14:16:56 2002 From: jason at sopko.net (Jason Sopko) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Fwd: What Would Jesus Drive? References: <200208281630.44104.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <3D6D3DC8.2000800@sopko.net> dep wrote: > ==================BEGIN FORWARDED MESSAGE================== > > > I would never have guessed. > > http://www.highrock.com/personal/WWJD/ > > > ===================END FORWARDED MESSAGE=================== Son: I need the keys to the car. Dad: Get a haircut. Son: But Jesus had long hair. Dad: Jesus walked everywhere he went, too. From pedro at tastytronic.net Wed Aug 28 14:41:56 2002 From: pedro at tastytronic.net (Peter A. Peterson II) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Mr. Bad vs. Emad El-Hilarity Message-ID: <20020828164156.F1185@tastytronic.net> I don't get Emad, I get Evan. pedro -- Peter A. Peterson II, technician and musician. ---=[ http://tastytronic.net/~pedro/ ]=--- From dmarti at zgp.org Wed Aug 28 14:58:14 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Burnallmp3s.org! In-Reply-To: <20020827183548.F27987@as220.org> References: <20020827201047.GV27132@zork.net> <20020827183548.F27987@as220.org> Message-ID: <20020828215814.GA31634@zgp.org> begin Matt Obert quotation of Tue, Aug 27, 2002 at 06:35:48PM -0400: > If only folks could s/.mp3/.ogg/g every file on their HD. If only MP3 hardware vendors would offer a free upgrade to an Ogg-compatible release. > Folks on this list have switched long ago. Maybe if Fraunhofer keeps > jacking up the royalties, we can expect Joe Public to switch to ogg. Content is king. If you want Joe to get an ogg player: /usr/gnu/bin/rick-moen --mode=RockOut | oggenc > ~/public_html/get-this.ogg -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From ron at vnetworx.net Wed Aug 28 15:23:10 2002 From: ron at vnetworx.net (Ron Guerin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Anybody home? It doesn't seem so. In-Reply-To: <20020828131123.GW53073@trance.org> References: <20020828131123.GW53073@trance.org> Message-ID: <1030573391.1133.170752.camel@amory> On Wed, 2002-08-28 at 09:11, Niels Bakker wrote: > ----- Forwarded message from Mail Delivery System ----- > > postmaster@somegeek.org > unknown local-part "postmaster" in domain "somegeek.org" I'd submit this to Derek Balling's postmaster.rfc-ignorant.org blacklist. http://www.rfc-ignorant.org/tools/submit_form.php?table=postmaster From carton at Ivy.NET Wed Aug 28 15:29:08 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Corporate Newsgroups In-Reply-To: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> (Colin Wills's message of "Wed, 28 Aug 2002 20:50:59 +0000") References: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> Message-ID: >>>>> "cw" == Colin Wills writes: cw> The post was removed from the newsgroup In my experience, corporate newsgroup etiquette requires that you harvest email addresses from the newsgroup and email a copy of your killed post to every recent poster. This will work around the obvious bug in their news transport software. It's a major inconvenience for you, but anything less would be downright rude. -- The Motif interface, with chunkier controls, felt more like a ghetto blaster. -- Liam Quin From nick at zork.net Wed Aug 28 22:13:28 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Dear Thomson Multimedia Message-ID: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> http://www.xiph.org/ogg/vorbis/openletter.html > August 27th, 2002 > > Dear Thomson Multimedia: > > Thank you for removing the license-fee exemption for the release of > free mp3 decoders. > > Thank you for the unbelievable amount of free publicity we have > received in the wake of this announcement. If it weren't for the > change in mp3 licensing, there's a very real chance that the > continued adoption of our open standards may have slowed down. > > Thank you for presenting a reminder to people that when they choose > a patented alternative over a free one, they will eventually have to > pay in one way or another. It's been difficult to send this message > all by ourselves; we're glad you've decided to step up to the plate > and knock it out of the park. > > Thank you for providing the impetus for millions of people and > hundreds of companies to give an open, free alternative a try. We > love it when people get a chance to evaluate technology, and we've > been happy to present them with a superior alternative to mp3. If it > weren't for the removal of the free-decoder exemption, it might have > taken even longer for people to try it out. > > Thank you for setting a precedent in providing free technology until > the world has become hooked on it, and then charging a lot of money > afterwards. This isn't a new idea, but we're glad that you've taken > a stand to ensure that this practice will continue as long as vested > interests control patents on multimedia. We hope that you'll > continue in this pattern with MPEG-4, since we'll be releasing a > free MPEG-4 competitor next summer. > > Also, with all of the tech-trade brouhaha over your decision, we're > certain that people will continue to donate to our fine > organization, in the hopes that we'll continue to release open > source software that out-performs proprietary alternatives. After > all, with tiny donations that represent a mere fraction of your > minimum royalties, we can ensure that open standards for multimedia > will thrive. > > Please be sure to threaten those who challenge your license fees > with lawsuits and draconian collections efforts. We officially > support any action you take to drive home the 'mp3 costs money' > message. Thanks again, and best of luck! > > Emmett Plant CEO, Xiph.org Foundation -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From jdub at perkypants.org Wed Aug 28 22:14:58 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sigstealingvarmint! In-Reply-To: References: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> Message-ID: <20020829051458.GI1644@perkypants.org> > -- > The Motif interface, with chunkier controls, felt more like a ghetto > blaster. > -- Liam Quin Oi! Sig-stealing varmint! - Jeff -- There's no horse higher, no mailing list taunt lower, no developer base wider. Rock My Software in the Bosom of Debian. From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Wed Aug 28 22:59:58 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Dear Thomson Multimedia In-Reply-To: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> References: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020829055958.GG27132@zork.net> begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > > Thank you for presenting a reminder to people that when they choose > > a patented alternative over a free one, they will eventually have to > > pay in one way or another. It's been difficult to send this message > > all by ourselves; we're glad you've decided to step up to the plate > > and knock it out of the park. [extended baseball analogy to illustrate previous point] -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From sneakums at zork.net Thu Aug 29 00:38:59 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Anybody home? It doesn't seem so. In-Reply-To: <1030573391.1133.170752.camel@amory> (Ron Guerin's message of "28 Aug 2002 18:23:10 -0400") References: <20020828131123.GW53073@trance.org> <1030573391.1133.170752.camel@amory> Message-ID: <6uk7mai06k.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Ron Guerin quotation: > On Wed, 2002-08-28 at 09:11, Niels Bakker wrote: >> ----- Forwarded message from Mail Delivery System ----- >> >> postmaster@somegeek.org >> unknown local-part "postmaster" in domain "somegeek.org" > > I'd submit this to Derek Balling's postmaster.rfc-ignorant.org > blacklist. Yeah, you look just the type. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From sneakums at zork.net Thu Aug 29 00:40:28 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Corporate Newsgroups In-Reply-To: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> (Colin Wills's message of "Wed, 28 Aug 2002 20:50:59 +0000") References: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> Message-ID: <6ufzwyi043.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Colin Wills quotation: > Is this normal for corporate newsgroups? Welcome to Usenet. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From modus at as220.org Thu Aug 29 01:57:10 2002 From: modus at as220.org (Matt Obert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Dear Thomson Multimedia In-Reply-To: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net>; from nick@zork.net on Wed, Aug 28, 2002 at 10:13:28PM -0700 References: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020829045710.A19508@as220.org> Nick Moffitt looked into the void, and said: > http://www.xiph.org/ogg/vorbis/openletter.html Hey! I posted that link first! Do I get a cookie? Somehow, I expect I'll be flamed for this. -- Random Oedipus RI Pseudo Nomad Modus Operandi modus@as220.org From modus at as220.org Thu Aug 29 01:58:33 2002 From: modus at as220.org (Matt Obert) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] El-Haraty v. Moglen Message-ID: <20020829045833.A19605@as220.org> I don't get Emad, I get Eben. -- Random Oedipus RI Pseudo Nomad Modus Operandi modus@as220.org From simm at zork.net Thu Aug 29 01:38:48 2002 From: simm at zork.net (Simm Al-Aekrib) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] El-Haraty v. Syria Message-ID: <20020829083848.GC18600@zork.net> I don't get Emad, I get Asad* :< * chief of state of Syria: President Bashar al-Asad -- Simm Al-Aekrib | Optical Illusion Fun!! "I have a prodigious quantity of mind; | )----------( it takes me as much as a week | (----------) sometimes to make it up." -- Mark Twain | Which line is longer??? From jdub at perkypants.org Thu Aug 29 03:16:00 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Dear Thomson Multimedia In-Reply-To: <20020829045710.A19508@as220.org> References: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> <20020829045710.A19508@as220.org> Message-ID: <20020829101600.GI9106@perkypants.org> > > http://www.xiph.org/ogg/vorbis/openletter.html > > Hey! I posted that link first! Do I get a cookie? You can have the whole jar! > Somehow, I expect I'll be flamed for this. Almost as defensive as Sneakums today, aren't we? - Jeff -- "One World, one Web, one Browser." - Microsoft promotion "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer." - Adolf Hitler From sneakums at zork.net Thu Aug 29 03:24:35 2002 From: sneakums at zork.net (Sean Neakums) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Dear Thomson Multimedia In-Reply-To: <20020829101600.GI9106@perkypants.org> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Thu, 29 Aug 2002 20:16:00 +1000") References: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> <20020829045710.A19508@as220.org> <20020829101600.GI9106@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <6u3csyhsik.fsf@zork.zork.net> commence Jeff Waugh quotation: > > >> Somehow, I expect I'll be flamed for this. > > Almost as defensive as Sneakums today, aren't we? He has a ways to go. I suggest he up his coffee intake to dangerous levels. Works for me. -- / | [|] Sean Neakums | Questions are a burden to others; [|] | answers a prison for oneself. \ | From jdub at perkypants.org Thu Aug 29 04:53:39 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Dear Thomson Multimedia In-Reply-To: <6u3csyhsik.fsf@zork.zork.net> References: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> <20020829045710.A19508@as220.org> <20020829101600.GI9106@perkypants.org> <6u3csyhsik.fsf@zork.zork.net> Message-ID: <20020829115339.GJ9106@perkypants.org> > > Almost as defensive as Sneakums today, aren't we? > > He has a ways to go. I suggest he up his coffee intake to dangerous > levels. Works for me. Chinotto gets me all riled up! HTH, - Jeff -- o/~ we all live in a yellow subroutine o/~ - auspex From dep at linuxandmain.com Thu Aug 29 06:34:42 2002 From: dep at linuxandmain.com (dep) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Dear Thomson Multimedia In-Reply-To: <20020829115339.GJ9106@perkypants.org> References: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> <6u3csyhsik.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020829115339.GJ9106@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <200208290934.42094.dep@linuxandmain.com> begin Jeff Waugh's quote: | | | > > Almost as defensive as Sneakums today, aren't we? | > | > He has a ways to go. I suggest he up his coffee intake to | > dangerous levels. Works for me. | | Chinotto gets me all riled up! thought you were going to say vegemite. but then i remembered you were talking paranoia, not blind, murderous rage. -- dep http://www.linuxandmain.com -- outside the box, barely within the envelope, and no animated paperclip anywhere. From pgl at yoyo.org Thu Aug 29 07:03:17 2002 From: pgl at yoyo.org (Peter Lowe) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Dear Thomson Multimedia In-Reply-To: <200208290934.42094.dep@linuxandmain.com> References: <20020829051327.GE27132@zork.net> <6u3csyhsik.fsf@zork.zork.net> <20020829115339.GJ9106@perkypants.org> <200208290934.42094.dep@linuxandmain.com> Message-ID: <20020829140317.GA16518@yoyo.org> On Aug 29, dep wrote: > begin Jeff Waugh's quote: > | > | > | > > Almost as defensive as Sneakums today, aren't we? > | > > | > He has a ways to go. I suggest he up his coffee intake to > | > dangerous levels. Works for me. > | > | Chinotto gets me all riled up! > > thought you were going to say vegemite. but then i remembered you were > talking paranoia, not blind, murderous rage. Vegemite is for pansies. REAL psycopaths will only settle for MARMITE. -- The Czech Republic: Home of the world's finest beer. Litres drunk by Czechs so far this year: 1,081,361,337.45 - http://prague.tv/toys/beer/ From dmarti at zgp.org Thu Aug 29 18:21:06 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Won't somebody please think of ARTISTS? Message-ID: <20020830012106.GA1217@zgp.org> Canadian artist invents semi-autonomous powered battle armor. MIT steals plans to sell to US Department of Defense. http://www.horizoncomics.com/radix/ (Now, where the movie gets cool is the next part, where the artist and this really hot chick team up to build the cyborg suit themselves BEFORE the Defense Department, and fall in love and save the village. Starring Christopher Walken as the evil Dr. Nicholas Negroponte.) -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From zen at zork.net Thu Aug 29 22:20:27 2002 From: zen at zork.net (George Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:50 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Won't somebody please think of ARTISTS? In-Reply-To: <20020830012106.GA1217@zgp.org> References: <20020830012106.GA1217@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020830052027.GA3118@zork.net> begin Don Marti uuencoded stream: > (Now, where the movie gets cool is the next part, where the artist > and this really hot chick team up to build the cyborg suit themselves > BEFORE the Defense Department, and fall in love and save the village. > Starring Christopher Walken as the evil Dr. Nicholas Negroponte.) But... but my hometown was destroyed five years ago! The village is no more! That's why I live with my uncle here in the big city. -- http://www.georgebox.org - Where I keep all my stuff. http://www.emgnulation.org - Freedom in the emulation community. http://www.robotfindskitten.org - Gaming innovation. george@georgebox.org From dsaklad at gnu.org Fri Aug 30 07:56:42 2002 From: dsaklad at gnu.org (Don Saklad) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Reminiscences. Project GNU. Message-ID: I'm making a try at writing some thoughts about the Project GNU venue, the old fourth floor rooms at Technology Square in Cambridge. I'm attempting to collect together images of Mycroft Charles M. Hannum. Mycroft is also the Ninja Turtle with the same name as the smarter brother of Sherlock Holmes. Images of a. mib Michael I. Bushnell Brother Thomas, b. Robert J. Chassell, c. Leonard H. Tower Jr., d. Tom Turner, e. Grace Morton, f. Ray Solomonoff, g. rms Richard Stallman, h. Richard Lee Gardner, i. Bob Wallace, j. Peter Bos k. ... ... Questions 1. What're all those televisions and computer screens set up for like an air traffic control tower?... 2. What describes the social ambiance of Project GNU on the fourth floor?... 3. Who's sleeps at Project GNU now?... 4. Will previous habitues pick up their old postal mail waiting at Project GNU in MIT NE43-427 ?... 5. ... ... I remain, as always, advocating the principles of Project GNU ! Cheers! and kind regards, oo__ don Warner saklad Weblog guide to problematical Boston Public Library use http://GuideToProblematicalLibraryUse.WebLogs.com/stories From nick at zork.net Fri Aug 30 09:05:57 2002 From: nick at zork.net (Nick Moffitt) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] Message-ID: <20020830160557.GM24583@zork.net> Twit. ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- james@usr-local-bin.org has been removed from CrackMonkey. ----- End forwarded message ----- -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston") From smcmahon at eiv.com Fri Aug 30 09:10:27 2002 From: smcmahon at eiv.com (Shawn McMahon) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020830160557.GM24583@zork.net> References: <20020830160557.GM24583@zork.net> Message-ID: <20020830161027.GA1500@eiv.com> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 begin Nick Moffitt quotation: > Twit. > > ----- Forwarded message from mailman-owner@zork.net ----- > > james@usr-local-bin.org has been removed from CrackMonkey. Everybody knows twits belong in /opt. - -- Shawn McMahon | Now is the time we should be celebrating AIM work: spmcmahonfedex | the Constitution and the rule of law, AIM home: smcmahoneiv | not abandoning it. - Neal Boortz -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.0.6 (GNU/Linux) Comment: For info see http://www.gnupg.org iEYEARECAAYFAj1vmPMACgkQEcl9bQ0RMt1Z7QCeMFLkiGo7vjEraJSU2xGJ7f4Q h+cAnjSa7KnhdHE90pVGgq1F2unhIb6o =MgBy -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- From jdub at perkypants.org Fri Aug 30 09:45:07 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: <20020830161027.GA1500@eiv.com> References: <20020830160557.GM24583@zork.net> <20020830161027.GA1500@eiv.com> Message-ID: <20020830164507.GB1816@perkypants.org> > > james@usr-local-bin.org has been removed from CrackMonkey. > > Everybody knows twits belong in /opt. KDE will not be happy with you, Mr. McMahon. - Jeff -- "When's the last time you heard of the police having to intervene at an antiquarian book riot?" - Raph Levien From Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu Fri Aug 30 11:37:25 2002 From: Valdis.Kletnieks at vt.edu (Valdis.Kletnieks@vt.edu) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] [mailman-owner@zork.net: CrackMonkey unsubscribe notification] In-Reply-To: Your message of "Sat, 31 Aug 2002 02:45:07 +1000." <20020830164507.GB1816@perkypants.org> References: <20020830160557.GM24583@zork.net> <20020830161027.GA1500@eiv.com> <20020830164507.GB1816@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <200208301837.g7UIbPQu006957@turing-police.cc.vt.edu> On Sat, 31 Aug 2002 02:45:07 +1000, Jeff Waugh said: > > Everybody knows twits belong in /opt. > KDE will not be happy with you, Mr. McMahon. KDE transcends mere twit-hood, and belongs elsewhere. From dmarti at zgp.org Fri Aug 30 13:53:08 2002 From: dmarti at zgp.org (Don Marti) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sethspace Message-ID: <20020830205308.GA14118@zgp.org> Who's in the Seth Set? http://labs.google.com/sets?hl=en&q1=seth+david+schoen -- Don Marti http://zgp.org/~dmarti Help spread accurate information dmarti@zgp.org about Xenu and the Church of Scientology. KG6INA Scientology on your web site. From carton at Ivy.NET Thu Aug 29 14:54:51 2002 From: carton at Ivy.NET (Miles Nordin) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sigstealingvarmint! In-Reply-To: <20020829051458.GI1644@perkypants.org> (Jeff Waugh's message of "Thu, 29 Aug 2002 15:14:58 +1000") References: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> <20020829051458.GI1644@perkypants.org> Message-ID: >>>>> "jw" == Jeff Waugh writes: jw> Sig-stealing varmint! I was just, uhhh, MOCKING your signature. -- Always ask yourself this question, Johnny: Coincidence, or enemy action? -- Ratsnatcher From jdub at perkypants.org Sat Aug 31 00:19:21 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sigstealingvarmint! In-Reply-To: References: <20020828205058.GA512@dork7.dorkers.com> <20020829051458.GI1644@perkypants.org> Message-ID: <20020831071921.GJ2790@perkypants.org> > >>>>> "jw" == Jeff Waugh writes: > > jw> Sig-stealing varmint! > > I was just, uhhh, MOCKING your signature. Irony was cool in the nineties, numbnuts. - Jeff -- Web development with PHP is like injecting pure rust with a high-pressure hose. For pain relief. From schoen at loyalty.org Sat Aug 31 13:05:10 2002 From: schoen at loyalty.org (Seth David Schoen) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Sethspace In-Reply-To: <20020830205308.GA14118@zgp.org> References: <20020830205308.GA14118@zgp.org> Message-ID: <20020831200510.GS6067@zork.net> Don Marti writes: > Who's in the Seth Set? > http://labs.google.com/sets?hl=en&q1=seth+david+schoen Remember that, in ancient Egypt, Seth was actually called Set. Sort of. -- Seth David Schoen | Reading is a right, not a feature! http://www.loyalty.org/~schoen/ | -- Kathryn Myronuk http://vitanuova.loyalty.org/ | From mikael at pawlo.com Sat Aug 31 13:16:55 2002 From: mikael at pawlo.com (Mikael Pawlo) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Really Message-ID: We need to do something. _________________________________________________________________________ ICQ:35638414 mailto:mikael@pawlo.com +46-704-215825 http://www.pawlo.com/ From jdub at perkypants.org Sat Aug 31 13:15:51 2002 From: jdub at perkypants.org (Jeff Waugh) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Happy Mailman Day! Message-ID: <20020831201551.GE1722@perkypants.org> In honor of Mailman Day, here's a joke: One day a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. So the bartender says to him, "You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" And the pirate says, "Aaar, its driving me nuts!" And another for the collection: What do underage cows drink? Long Island Iced Teats. HAPPY MAILMAN DAY FROM AUSTRIA! - Jeff -- "Perdon; estoy buscando mis pantalones." - Luis Villa's Essential Spanish From monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org Sat Aug 31 13:28:51 2002 From: monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org (Monkey Master and Prince Regent of San Francisco) Date: Fri Jul 8 18:56:51 2005 Subject: [!CrackMonkey!] Really In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <20020831202851.GH24583@zork.net> begin Mikael Pawlo quotation: > We need to do something. You're fired! -- Jack Valenti is to the American film viewer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- http://cryptome.org/hrcw-hear.htm (search for "Boston")