[!CrackMonkey!] WAP phone security
mr.bad at pigdog.org
Mon Apr 29 15:13:45 PDT 2002
>>>>> "CotR" == Chancellor of the Republic <justin at soze.net> writes:
CotR> None learned the art of archery from me who did not make me,
CotR> in the end, the target. --Sa'di
So, it strikes me that this guy must have been an intensely bad
archery teacher -- either sufficiently incompetent as to not specify
to his students the difference between a bulls-eye and the butt of a
bald guy in yellow robes, or sufficiently tyrannical as to make all
his students want to shoot him in the ass.
I think if I was advertising my archery-teaching school, I'd say
"Nobody I ever taught archery ever shot me in the ass, ever." --Mr'Bad
I'm sure that more people would send their kids to my day camp than to
Sa'di's, and I'd be laughing all the way to the bank. Which I could
walk to under my own power, since I wouldn't have a butt full of
arrows like a feather duster.
I did like his song about the Smooth Operator, though. It's good for
getting freaky to, if you know what I mean. Bowm-chicka-BOWM-BOWM!!
In conclusion, this outer space ain't big enough for the three of us,
there are too many damn programming languages, and Carthage must be
Mr. Bad <mr.bad at pigdog.org> | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/
"Goofus gets the chicks." -- lisapea
More information about the Crackmonkey