[CrackMonkey] [schoen@loyalty.org: A billion seconds of Unix (Re: IP: Music Share-in Festival in Golden Gate Park)]

[Monkey Master]

begin  Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere  quotation:
> begin  Seth David Schoen quotation:
> > I'm asking people who'd like to celebrate a billion seconds of
> > Unix to come to the Share-in concert and join me for a celebratory
> > dinner afterward.
> 
> I'll be there to lead the separate celebration of a thousand million
> seconds of Unix.

	Yes, because your preschool days in Hong Kong BURNED THE
YURPEEN WAY OF DOING THINGS so IRREVOCABLY INTO YOUR BRAIN that your
DECADES OF LIVING IN CALIFORNIA could never have possibly changed you!
That's why you must affect a horrible half-accent whenever you talk to
any yurpeen you meet and brag about how fucking crypto-yurpeen you
are!

	I, for one, will be celebrating the billion seconds of Unix.
But I sure as hell wouldn't publish an announcement with an ambiguous
term like "billion" on the GLOBAL WORLDWIDE INNURNET.

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