[CrackMonkey] HERMAPHRODITIC BULL

[Monkey Master]

begin  Monkey Master  quotation:
> Taken from the above URL:
> > It's pollution-free, quiet, and because it's elevated, won't get
> > stuck in traffic or get into accidents. It's fast - the current
> > Monorail covers one mile in ninety seconds.

Another good one:
> This proposed Monorail system will have no operators (like
> Vancouver's Skytrain); there is nothing to run into, so you don't
> need drivers. Drivers are 80% of the cost of any system. The
> Monorail will make money.

	Yeah, no drivers!  Just like BART!

	Oh wait, that didn't work..

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