[CrackMonkey] colossal cave
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Mon Jun 18 02:22:26 PDT 2001
>>>>> "JM" == James Morris <jmorris at intercode.com.au> writes:
JM> On Sun, 17 Jun 2001, Nick Moffitt wrote:
JM> A dark, foreboding passage exits to the south.
JM> > go south
JM> Plug and Play (PnP) is a standard for peripherals which
JM> allows those peripherals to be configured by software,
JM> e.g. assign IRQ's or other parameters. No jumpers on the
JM> cards are needed, instead the values are provided to the
JM> cards from the BIOS, from the operating system, or using a
JM> user-space utility.
JM> > take lantern
JM> You are eaten by a grue.
The grue's digestive juices are beginning to flow into its stomach.
Not only that, but there is a remarkable lack of oxygen in this foul
beast's alimentary canal. You cannot breathe.
> open lantern
The noxious PnP oil in your lantern reacts violently with the grue's
stomach fluids and it vomits you up. The grue flees, retching and
Your skin is smoking and beginning to blister.
"Snap into position; bounce 'til you ache!"
-- Eamon DeValera
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