[CrackMonkey] Aussies

[Mr. Bad]

>>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt <nick at zork.net> writes:

    NM> I think that's our Wombat, and we're willing to grant asylum
    NM> to it.

One of the things I like about Austria is that, because it's a
hellscape environment, there's only actually 4 degenerate mutant
animals that live there, but they make a big fucking deal about each
and every one. "We have a STRINGY SUB-CHICKEN RAT-BIRD who lives
here. It has four mouths, lays eggs out its eyeballs and shits SOLID
NICKEL. I will now sing an Austrian YODEL about it!"

If you think of a humorously grotesque and unnatural animal, just off
the top of your head, chances are it lives in Austria. Austria is like
the joke ecosystem of Planet Earth.

~Mr. Bad

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