[CrackMonkey] COKE KILLS CANADIANS
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Mon Jul 23 01:33:51 PDT 2001
>>>>> "NM" == Nick 'sharkey' Moore <sharkey at zoic.org> writes:
NM> On Mon, Jul 23, 2001 at 09:15:05AM +0100, Sean Neakums wrote:
>> The FACTS are that Coke machines don't fall over by themselves.
>> People complaining about "unsecured" coke machines are essentially
>> saying "Coke should protect us from the consequences of attempting to
>> steal their product".
NM> If unsecured coke machines are outlawed, only outlaws will
NM> have free coke!
All the Coke machines areound here
1) are unsecured and
2) have a sticker saying something like "do not tip machine:
anti-theft device prevents obtaining free product".
I wonder what this "device" could be. I imagine it to be a set of
steel jaws triggered by body heat that will sever the hand of any
would-be thief as they reach for their ill-gotten gains.
Justice, quick and clean, just like in Mega-City One.
"Nuclear weapons will wipe out all life on Earth, if used properly."
-- Eamon de Valera
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