[CrackMonkey] COKE KILLS CANADIANS
sneakums at zork.net
Mon Jul 23 01:15:05 PDT 2001
>>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt <nick at zork.net> writes:
>> This site is dedicated to our dear son and brother Kevin
>> Mackle, who was found dead in his Residence at Kuehner Hall,
>> Bishop's University, Lennoxville Quebec on December 13th 1998,
>> a day of sorrow for us, his family. A toppled Vendo Model
>> Coca-Cola Machine which was put in place, unsecured, by the
>> Beaver Foods Company crushed him. On October 19th 1999, almost
>> a year after Kevin's death, the Quebec Coroner, Dr. Rene
>> Maurice Belanger issued a Coroner's Report on what he
>> considered to be the facts of the case.
The FACTS are that Coke machines don't fall over by themselves.
People complaining about "unsecured" coke machines are essentially
saying "Coke should protect us from the consequences of attempting to
steal their product".
"I don't care what you say. I'm right and you're wrong."
-- Eamon de Valera
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