[CrackMonkey] A squirrel walks into a bar...

[Sean Neakums]

Prosecution of my .plan is proceeding nicely...

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This squirrel walks into a pub, goes straight up to the counter and
asks the barman for a pint of stout.

The barman is taken aback.  "I'm sorry we don't serve any animals in
this establishment, never mind squirrels."

"Ah g'wan," says the squirrel, "I'll drink my pint quietly and then go,
OK?"

"I don't know..."

"Ah go on, I won't tell anyone and you'll hardly know I'm here."

"One pint?"

The squirrel nods.

The barman smiles to himself and shakes his head as he pours the pint.
The squirrel slowly and quietly drinks his pint so that the barman has
forgotten completely about it when the squirrel asks for another.

"Well, you were so quiet I'll give you one more, but that's it," says
the barman.

"You're a fine man, thanks, that's great," says the squirrel, his eyes
gleaming slightly.

A short while later the barman hears a little thump and looking in the
direction it came from he see a half-empty pint of stout. He looks
over the counter to see the squirrel staggering towards the door. The
barman laughs to himself and goes back to work.  Suddenly there is a
thump at the door and the squirrel comes swaying back in and starts
walking around the bar.

"What do you want now?", asks the barman
crossly.

"I'm lookin'," says the squirrel.

"Looking for what?" asks the barman.

"My keys," says the squirrel.

"Why are you looking for your keys?" asks the barman.

The squirrel looks up at the barman saying: "I'm locked out of my
tree."

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-- 
"What you see is what you get,
 but it sure ain't what we need."
	-- Eamon de Valera