[CrackMonkey] Aussie hacker deterrent

Daniel Stone daniel at sfarc.net
Thu Jul 5 15:38:15 PDT 2001


On Thu, Jul 05, 2001 at 04:40:28PM -0500, Emaddin M El-Haraty wrote:
> A little known fact in the US of A is the common australian fear
> of squirrels. In fact no squirrels exists in Australia, instead they
> keep them in electrically charged cages at the local zoo. Likewise
> armed guards patrol the cages in the event one of these dangerous 
> animals escapes. I've taken the liberty of using this australian 
> weakness to protect my computer. I present the aussie hack deterrent
> background: http://zork.net/~spork/Zquirrel1024x768.jpg
> Set this as your X background and you'll never have to fear
> a curious australian attempting to use your x session! 

And that's why I have my Super Attack Kangaroo! Never again will I have to
worry about those bloody squirrels again. And, should the squirrel happen to
overpower my roo, never fear - I can just run out on to the street and get
another one! Because everyone knows that roos run around through all the
cities here.

I tried koalas, but they just didn't cut it.

d

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Daniel Stone						     <daniel at sfarc.net>
<Nuke> "can NE1 help me aim nuclear weaponz????? /MSG ME!!"





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