[CrackMonkey] solution to the Slashdot problem: "kill his ass."

[Mr. Bad]

>>>>> "DM" == Don Marti <dmarti at zgp.org> writes:

    Sean> Kill his ass. Who does he think he is. Kill him because it
    Sean> will show them that Americans aren't soft.  It will stand as a
    Sean> warning.  That if they try to do this again, that there will
    Sean> be life consequences.  Who cares what intelligence that he has
    Sean> divulged.  You cant cry over spilled milk.  What we need to
    Sean> know is what is going on in Russia, What do they know, if
    Sean> there was a nuclear attack how would they protect thierselves.
    Sean> How far are they in laser research.  Do they have more
    Sean> advanced weaponry than we do?

This is an excellent rant. I think that Slashdot has really fallen
down on the job of covering Russia's laser research, and sadly, we
must consider this a capital crime.

Otherwise, they will think that America is soft, and then there will
be life consequences.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try and preserve my ass in a
non-dead status by writing about how Russians will protect themselves
if there was a nucular attack. (Hint: cover head with arms, scream,
point at sky, run around.)

~Mr. Bad

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