[CrackMonkey] STAGNANT NEOLOGISMS IN THE TASTYTRONIC ERA
jaq at spacepants.org
Fri Dec 7 16:27:05 PST 2001
This one time, at band camp, Jay Sulzberger wrote:
>Your system once commanded billions and billions of real and virtual HUMAN
>COMPELLING PACKETS AND COMPUTRON GEONS. Upon coming in to work one day
>you see that the entire brains of your system HAVE BEEN SCOOPED OUT
>MACERATED COMMINUTED AND DISTRIBUTED BEYOND THE REACH OF THE LOCAL SUN"S
>INFLUENCE. Your job is secure, but only if you can persuade the now empty
>skulled management to again start SELLING THE SIZZLE, RATHER THAN THE SOFT
>SLITHER AND SQUELCH OF SOURCE SECRET SOFTWARE, WITH "SERVICE ADD-ONS".
ARE YOU HAPPY, CITIZEN?
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Brad: Pete, I don't know how you play with this on your knees.
Spanner: Pete does everything on his knees.
-- Halfdave rehersal, 7th November 2001
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