[CrackMonkey] STAGNANT NEOLOGISMS IN THE TASTYTRONIC ERA

[Jamie Wilkinson]

This one time, at band camp, Jay Sulzberger wrote:
>Your system once commanded billions and billions of real and virtual HUMAN
>COMPELLING PACKETS AND COMPUTRON GEONS.  Upon coming in to work one day
>you see that the entire brains of your system HAVE BEEN SCOOPED OUT
>MACERATED COMMINUTED AND DISTRIBUTED BEYOND THE REACH OF THE LOCAL SUN"S
>INFLUENCE.  Your job is secure, but only if you can persuade the now empty
>skulled management to again start SELLING THE SIZZLE, RATHER THAN THE SOFT
>SLITHER AND SQUELCH OF SOURCE SECRET SOFTWARE, WITH "SERVICE ADD-ONS".

ARE YOU HAPPY, CITIZEN?

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jaq at spacepants.org                           http://spacepants.org/jaq.gpg
 
Brad: Pete, I don't know how you play with this on your knees.
Spanner: Pete does everything on his knees.
        -- Halfdave rehersal, 7th November 2001