[CrackMonkey] The worst Ape
monkeymaster at crackmonkey.org
Sun Aug 5 20:32:17 PDT 2001
begin Mikael Pawlo quotation:
> Please refrain from watching Planet of the Apes in the Tim Burton
> make. The red helmets are nice but everything thing else is worse
> than Bobby Ewing beeing alive when Pam Barnes walked out of the
> shower. If you think the Dallas reference sucks you obviously did
> not see this movie fifteen minutes ago like I did.
No, I saw it two nights ago, and it was SUPA FLY!
Marky Mark got a lil' tongue action with an APE! w3rd!
It's got just the right levels of homage, camp, sci-fi
effects, technobabble, and PUNCHING!
The PUNCHING is not to be underestimated! The movie looked
for a while like it was going to be a "racism is bad, save the
whales, and don't do drugs!" rant for two whole hours. But then we
got to see LOTS OF PUNCHING!
Like, the apes are outright INVINCIBLE and FRIGHTENING in
their OMNIPOTENCE in the beginning, but by the end Marky Mark and his
loincloth-clad Funky Bunch are swingin' haymakers right and left and
kickin' some DAMN FILTHY APE ASS!
"The only thing is certain: Russian petty computer hooligans are very
slovenly, while FBI agents are very persistent in hunting them." --Pravda
01234567 <- The amazing* indent-o-meter!
^ (*: Indent-o-meter may not actually amaze.)
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