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[Mr. Bad]

>>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt <nick at zork.net> writes:

    NM> So what touchy-feely guidance counselor encouraged
    NM> YOU, despite all your incompetence, to subscribe to this list?
    NM> Are you reaching for the stars, doogie?  Are you trying to
    NM> fulfill your dreams?  Cuz I'll tell you, right now.  You
    NM> haven't got what it takes.

"Dear computer diary,

"Today I got picked on by a man who trains monkeys. He told me I
couldn't make my dreams come true. But he was wrong! I can be anything
I want to be! Because I believe in myself.

"Also, don't do drugs.

"Love, D00g1e"

~Mr. Bad

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