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Fri Apr 27 02:04:02 PDT 2001
>>>>> "NM" == Nick Moffitt <nick at zork.net> writes:
NM> So what touchy-feely guidance counselor encouraged
NM> YOU, despite all your incompetence, to subscribe to this list?
NM> Are you reaching for the stars, doogie? Are you trying to
NM> fulfill your dreams? Cuz I'll tell you, right now. You
NM> haven't got what it takes.
"Dear computer diary,
"Today I got picked on by a man who trains monkeys. He told me I
couldn't make my dreams come true. But he was wrong! I can be anything
I want to be! Because I believe in myself.
"Also, don't do drugs.
Mr. Bad <mr.bad at pigdog.org> | Pigdog Journal | http://pigdog.org/
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