[CrackMonkey] [firstname.lastname@example.org: Re: [Pigdog] This is how it starts]
nick at zork.net
Wed Apr 4 18:02:06 PDT 2001
I'm in a forwardin' mood, baby.
----- Forwarded message from "Mr. Bad" <mr.bad at pigdog.org> -----
>>>>> "B" == Bonehead <nutella at zork.net> writes:
B> There was a report on NPR late last night, that covered the
B> recent aerial contretemps in the vicinity of China, in which an
B> official NSA spooksperson mentioned that it was the policy of
B> the current government to heighten the previously faded
B> coldwar, particularly with respect to China. Just to give the
B> one-two punch to world peace that report was followed by one on
B> the Middle East peace process featuring Mr. Mubarak basically
B> saying that he hoped the new U.S. government would also be
B> active participants in the dialogue. There was then a
B> soundbite from Dubya which boiled down to "No".
You limey bastard! You've completely ignored the fact that he expelled
50 Russian diplomats, sent them packing back to Roosya with their
tails between their legs. AND STAY OUT, Commie spies! Don't let the
Iron Curtain hit you in the ass on the way out! Haw!
I think GW Bush's foreign policy is striking just in comparison to
Clinton-era policy. Basically, Clinton foreign policy boiled down to,
"We want to be the United Nations of Benetton. Together, as a Global
Village That Raises A Child, we can ensure that all people can enjoy
the fine output of America's movie industry and purchase Palm
Pilots. Why, with your cheap labor pool, good ol' American knowhow
protected by international patents, and a solid dash of creative
Bahamanian tax law, we've got the making of a real great team!"
The Bush foreign policy, on the other hand, goes something like, "Are
you looking at me?! Yeah, YOU! What the fuck you think you're looking
at? What, you think this is funny? Do you think that just because I'm
a little drunk I couldn't kick your ass up and down the parking lot?
Because I sure fucking could. Damn right I could. Could kick ALL of
your asses. All of you! Hey, you, there -- WHAT are you laughin' at? I
am going to FUCK YOU UP!"
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