[CrackMonkey] How to get monkeys high

[Monkey Master]

begin  Don Marti Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation:
> "For it seems that, in general, monkeys do not like to smoke marijuana."
> http://salon.com/news/health/2000/11/29/stoned_monkeys/print.html

	 Interestingly, the researchers were forced to reverse the
	 usual course and portray cocaine as a gateway drug to
	 marijuana. The journal article doesn't reveal why the
	 researchers started with cocaine-using monkeys -- maybe
	 that's all they had around the lab.  Ingenious!  Next thing
	 you know, heroin will lead to coffee.

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