[CrackMonkey] How to ruin the best pointing device ever

[Monkey Master]

begin  Rick Moen Lives Three Hours from Nowhere quotation:
> I'm willing to concede that some people genuinely like them.  (I
> don't.) However, I rather suspect that most simply think they're
> great because their favourite captive Ziff-Davis flacks tell them
> they should.

	That's great!  We could make a KILLING on mouse wheels!  It's
like pet rocks!  

	People SOLD pet rocks.

	Therefore, people BOUGHT pet rocks!

	THree cheers for supply-side economics!

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