[CrackMonkey]Burn NASDAQ, Burn

Don Marti dmarti at zgp.org
Wed Mar 15 10:07:48 PST 2000

1. The U$ government, for some strange reason, announces that 
the unrestricted, heinous expansion of patent converage will
_not_ actually extend to patenting actual DNA inside actual
people's bodies.  (The lobbyists are slipping -- maybe DC
just got a shipment of that k3wl "madman" heroin featured in
"Pulp Fiction.")

2.  NASDAQ plummets:

Beaujolais!  If NASDAQ plummets because something really evil
fails to happen, maybe it's really an Index of All Things Evil.

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