[CrackMonkey] Gar! (Election Rant)

Mr. Bad mr.bad at pigdog.org
Thu Mar 9 12:01:55 PST 2000

>>>>> "MJ" == Michael Jennings <mej at valinux.com> writes:

    MJ> Sodomy is, by definition, anal intercourse, regardless of the
    MJ> person's gender with whom it is being had.

Actually, sodomy means any "non-standard" sexual intercourse, which
basically means any sex where tab A does not enter slot B:


In legal terms, it's usually applied to anal or oral sex. But if you
happen to have purchased the model with two tab As or two slot Bs or
what have you, your kit is INVALID and technically "sodomy." You can
return it to the manufacturer for a full refund.*

South Carolina actually has a law banning the "abominable crime of
buggery," which as far as anti-sodomy laws go is pretty poetic as well
as more specifically anal-pleasure-oriented.

~Mr. Bad

* As long as you haven't broken the wrapping, signifying your assent
to this license.

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