[CrackMonkey]Cowboy Doolittle talks with the animals
George J.P. Perry
geoperry at iww.org
Tue Mar 7 12:28:23 PST 2000
[from Sam Uzi]
COWBOY AND THE INDIAN
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak
Indian: "Dog no talk.'
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright"
Indian: Look of shock!!!
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing to the
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food and takes me to the lake twice a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief!!
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Indian: Extreme look of shock!!!
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian)
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse : "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me
from the elements."
Indian: Total look of amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep lie."
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