[CrackMonkey] Zork.net's new poopserver

[Mike Goldman]

Deirdre wrote:
> No, you DIE! Never ML!

Oh?  You don't think this is Jus-Telegant?

$ sml
Standard ML of New Jersey, Version 110.0.3, January 30, 1998 [CM; autoload enabled]
- fun monkeyName "Nick" = "EbolaMonkey"
= |   monkeyName "Seth" = "DoppelMonkey"
= |   monkeyName "Deirdre" = "PythonMonkey"
= |   monkeyName other = "Gar!";
val monkeyName = fn : string -> string
- monkeyName "Nick";
val it = "EbolaMonkey" : string
- monkeyName "Seth";
val it = "DoppelMonkey" : string
- monkeyName "Deirdre";
val it = "PythonMonkey" : string
- monkeyName "Mike";
val it = "Gar!" : string