[CrackMonkey] Re: My First GAR

Nick Jennings nick at iaminsane.com
Fri Jan 7 14:17:27 PST 2000

On Fri, Jan 07, 2000 at 02:08:18PM -0800, Bernard wrote:
> In doing so you have foregone the crackmonkey way - the only true path
> to the understanding of GAR.  Instead you should throw out random
> insults and threats to all and sundry.  You should threaten Nick with
> a stout stick and hold members of his family hostage (or sell them on
> eBay).  You should drink copious quantities of Guinness and achieve
> a beatific state in which you are one with the GAR.  You should start
> a rival mailing list in which the only topic of conversation is the
> low GAR level on Crackmonkey.  You should write award-winning Open
> Source software in which you adapt the Chef filter to insert GAR (and
> perhaps random Crackmonkey quotes) into text in a correctly parsed
> manner.  You should adopt a surly manner, a four-letter vocabulary
> and a condescending attitude to the opinions of others WITHOUT

	Shutup Frenchie!

    -  Nick Jennings
Email: nick at namodn.com
Web  : http://nick.namodn.com

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