[CrackMonkey] Re: My First GAR
nutella at zork.net
Fri Jan 7 14:08:18 PST 2000
begin Bob Bernstein quotation:
> On Fri, Jan 07, 2000 at 09:58:13AM -0800, Arne Jensen wrote:
> > If you don't know that, you will never grok the true inner essence of GAR.
> I know, I know! That's the _only_ reason I've reconciled myself to groveling
> before this crowd of dubious characters in such humiliating fashion.
In doing so you have foregone the crackmonkey way - the only true path
to the understanding of GAR. Instead you should throw out random
insults and threats to all and sundry. You should threaten Nick with
a stout stick and hold members of his family hostage (or sell them on
eBay). You should drink copious quantities of Guinness and achieve
a beatific state in which you are one with the GAR. You should start
a rival mailing list in which the only topic of conversation is the
low GAR level on Crackmonkey. You should write award-winning Open
Source software in which you adapt the Chef filter to insert GAR (and
perhaps random Crackmonkey quotes) into text in a correctly parsed
manner. You should adopt a surly manner, a four-letter vocabulary
and a condescending attitude to the opinions of others WITHOUT
BECOMING TOTALLY FRENCH!
You should read the archives....
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