[CrackMonkey] Re: My First GAR

[Bernard]

begin  Bob Bernstein quotation:
> On Fri, Jan 07, 2000 at 09:58:13AM -0800, Arne Jensen wrote:
> 
> > If you don't know that, you will never grok the true inner essence of GAR.
> 
> I know, I know! That's the _only_ reason I've reconciled myself to groveling
> before this crowd of dubious characters in such humiliating fashion. 

In doing so you have foregone the crackmonkey way - the only true path
to the understanding of GAR.  Instead you should throw out random
insults and threats to all and sundry.  You should threaten Nick with
a stout stick and hold members of his family hostage (or sell them on
eBay).  You should drink copious quantities of Guinness and achieve
a beatific state in which you are one with the GAR.  You should start
a rival mailing list in which the only topic of conversation is the
low GAR level on Crackmonkey.  You should write award-winning Open
Source software in which you adapt the Chef filter to insert GAR (and
perhaps random Crackmonkey quotes) into text in a correctly parsed
manner.  You should adopt a surly manner, a four-letter vocabulary
and a condescending attitude to the opinions of others WITHOUT
BECOMING TOTALLY FRENCH!
	You should read the archives....

	Bernard