[CrackMonkey] Advanced Marketing Technique

[Derek Vadala]

On Mon, 3 Jan 2000, Emad El-Haraty wrote:

> Ok, I was sitting at home one day (as opposed to standing)
> and began to wonder if there was an untapped area of advertising.
> Tv watchers have tv commercials
> newspaper readers have newspaper ads
> www users have spam and those click through ads
> but what do people who sit at home and do nothing have to brain wash
> them into purchasing stuff?

Airborne agents that cause compulsive buying are already manufactured and
dispersed at Cheyenne Mountain, CO. 

> In these times of fast paced aggressive advertising I see no reason why 
> a company would not be throwing themselves all over this opportunity.
> Why it would be demanded of them by thier stock holders.

Unecessary. This service is provided free by the U.S. Government to all
registered C corporations. You can contact a representative at Cheyenne
Mountain at 719/591-4970. Please insist that they connect you with someone
who can assist you in 'direct marketing'.

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Derek Vadala, derek at usfca.edu, http://www.cynicism.com/~derek