[CrackMonkey] no sexual content express or implied
elharaty at utdallas.edu
Mon Feb 14 00:12:56 PST 2000
I love it!
I tried this and I got arrested for attempted murder!
Incarcerated for a crime I didn't commit!
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
On 11 Feb 2000, Mr. Bad wrote:
> >>>>> "WM" == Warren Mann <broken at warmann.com> writes:
> WM> Hey, you have something on your nose... some brown
> WM> stuff... better go wipe it off.
> Hey, junior: I advise you to back up off me, as I am not pleasant
> or interesting flame bait. Not only am I really STUPID and UNCREATIVE
> when it comes to online argument bullshit, but I am also EASILY
> FRUSTRATED, am PHYSICALLY VIOLENT and have POOR IMPULSE control. Cases
> in point:
> * December 14, 1989: in a discussion on a NirvanaNet node I got
> tripped up on the fine points of differences in the use of
> FOSSIL drivers by PC-BOARD and TELEGARD, and was brutally
> mocked by another user for my ignorance. I tracked down my
> persecutor eight days later on the street outside a Lower
> Haight cafe where she used the public terminal, and ran her
> over several times with my Toyota Corolla station wagon.
> * July 27th, 1994: penned in on both sides in a Usenet
> argument about C bracing style, I downed 35 Vivarin tablets,
> drove to San Diego, CA at 4AM, smashed in the door to
> housing co-op on UCSD campus, pulled a particularly
> sharp-tongued grad student out of bed, put a mechanical
> pencil through his eye, and threw him off a 4th-story
> balcony into the parking lot below.
> * January 3, 1996: Responding to a plea for MIME help on
> gnus-users mailing list, I was roundly excoriated for
> "off-topic" postings. I took two boats and a train to
> Toronto, Ontario, where I followed my main suspect home from
> her workplace, and broke into her house where she, her
> mother, her husband, and her twin daughters were sleeping. I
> burnt the whole three-story structure to the ground.
> * May 4, 1998: Got caught in the crossfire of a discussion of
> FreeBSD filesystem benchmarks at a brown-bagger as part of
> an industry conference in Zurich. Leapt across 4 rows of
> audience members, grabbed one arguer and put my fountain pen
> through his left eye. Chased down the other arguer who had
> run for the door, threw him down a flight of stairs and then
> chased him to the floor below, where I kicked him with my
> Vans slip-ons until every one of his ribs was broken.
> * August 10, 1999: Made the mistake of suggesting in a
> linux.com discussion forum that it may not hurt to give
> LinuxOne the benefit of the doubt, and was trounced by eight
> different people on a point by point basis. Used dental
> records and HTTP cookie traces to locate each and every one
> of the respondents to my message and track them to their
> homes. Three of the scoffers got my now-trademark
> pen-through-the-eye-socket treatment in various cities
> around the US; one was torched in his car in Barcelona,
> Spain; two more (coworkers) were pushed off the same bridge
> near Sydney, Australia on two consecutive nights; one was
> smothered in his sleep on an American Airlines jetliner from
> Seattle to Boston; and the last was pushed in front of a
> subway train during Manhattan rush hour.
> The upshot of this catalog is that it would not be beyond me in the
> LEAST to fly out to bumblefuck Kansas City and beat some two-joke
> pipsqueak to death with a lead pipe.
> ~Mr. Bad
> Mr. Bad <mr.bad at pigdog.org> | http://pigdog.org/ | RoR - Alucard
> CrackMonkey: Non-sequitur arguments and ad-hominem personal attacks
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