[CrackMonkey] face enema
Mae Ling Mak
spinster at moebius.digitalflock.org
Wed Feb 2 15:04:32 PST 2000
Quoting Kirrily 'Skud' Robert:
> In article <20000202155340.P335 at zork.net>, Monkey Master wrote:
> > Do you also have a similar technique for gastrointestinal
> If so, please tell.
not personally, but i've a millon pharmacy moron patient horror
stories, along with my mother's or stories, my father's pharmacy
stories, and several aunts' er, nursing, and lab stories...
here are some of my most memorable questions of the gi sort asked:
"do you sell them oral enemas?"
"how do you use a rectal suppository"
"if my kid has pinworms, do we have to treat the whole family?"
"for that over-the-counter pinworm stuff, how much do you use if you
weigh more than 350 lbs.?"
"can i use my husband's enema bag on my daughter?"
"why does that suppository taste so funny?"
"why does the wrapper hurt so much?"
"how can i tell if i have hemmorhoids?"
"what do you reccommend for explosive diarrhea?"
... and the number one pick of the day is:
"how can i tell if i caught herpes on my anus?"
the moral of the story is: NEVER GO INTO HEALTHCARE UNLESS IT IS
RESEARCH IN A LAB WITH SAMPLES AND INSTRUMENTS- NO HUMANS ALLOWED!
"And I'm beyond your peripheral vision, so you might want to turn your head
'Cause someday you might find you're starving,
And eating all of the words you said."
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