[CrackMonkey] Long-dead diver spotted again?
dylan at integratus.com
Mon Aug 28 07:41:05 PDT 2000
On 27 Aug 2000, Mr. Bad wrote:
:=>>>>> "DN" == Dylan Northrup <dylan at integratus.com> writes:
:= DN> So, anyone who wants a fucking cigarette can go the fuck home
:= DN> and smoke in their own fucking domicile and stay the fuck away
:= DN> from my fucking air.
:=Or, conversely, you can stay in whatever the fuck backwoods bucktooth
:=state you're in (or, if you're from outside the US, in whatever
:=3d-World camel-poop bazaar you inhabit). As you can tell by our
:=smoking laws, California is already well over its quotient for uptight
:=fuckheads, and we don't need you.
Thanks, but no thanks. I think I'll inflict myself on CA anyway.
:=If you *do* come here, I will personally hunt you down and stalk you,
:=following you down every sidewalk and up every street, blowing big
:=cancerous billows of (perfectly legal) tobacco smoke into the faces of
:=you and your loved ones.
How handy that it's not illegal to carry escrima sticks around for self
defense. So, should you attempt to be a dipshit and harass myself or my
family, I can just whip some ass and claim self defense ("But judge, he was
trying to give me cancer. I was simply trying to defend myself against his
attacks by beating the piss out of him.") Who knows, with the recent
tobacco cases and the evidence revealed within, the legal ground would be
Dylan Northrup <*> dylan at integratus.com <*> HA and FS geek <*>
"Forget about likes and dislikes. They are of no consequence. Just do what
must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness." --Shaw
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