[CrackMonkey] Long-dead diver spotted again?
duncanpa at engr.orst.edu
Sun Aug 27 23:33:57 PDT 2000
On 28 Aug 2000, Morgan J wrote:
> In article <20000827230402.Q21778 at zork.net>, Monkey Master wrote:
> >begin Morgan J quotation:
> >> My gods, who's going to go to a club where they can't smoke? Unless
> >> you hand out nicotine patches at the door...
> > Come to California and see. No place lets you smoke indoors
> >any more.
> Really? We're heading that way at the moment, although it's not a 'no
> place indoors' ruling, it's a 'no place which serves food'. Which I
> must admit I don't especially object to - but no dingy smoke filled
> clubs? Fer crying out loud - where's your sense of romance?
Then again, there's a lot of places in California where indoor
smoking would be significantly less dangerous than the food itself.
And as for romance, there's nothing I find more attractive on a woman
than a healthy layer of tar on her front teeth. It gives her smile a
sort of irresistable charm.
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