[CrackMonkey] The right to bare legs

[Mr. Bad]

>>>>> "JZ" == Joakim Ziegler <joakim at helixcode.com> writes:

    JZ> A *truly* creative employee would have demonstrated the
    JZ> silliness of a "no shorts" policy by patching all the
    JZ> company's software to use long longs instead of shorts, thus
    JZ> ballooning the memory use of the software and costing the
    JZ> company millions in reduced productivity.

Goddamn it! That was my joke! 

~Mr. Bad

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