[CrackMonkey] Theramins == brazilian bikini wax

[christine at spider.precognitive.com]

" For years you have labored under the delusion that
you were an enigmatic and fascinating person. You walked the streets of
Manhattan convinced that everyone was spellbound by your innate
mysteriousness. 
	Then, one day, you caught sight of your
reflection in a subway car window and saw the horrible truth: You  are
just another New York career gal knocking herself out in a desperate
attempt to be groovy and successful-no different from millions of
others, past and present.  
	Reassert your uniqueness by learning to play the Theremin.... "

http://www.nyobserver.com/pages/simon.htm

Actually, it's the context I enjoy the most, between bald
vaginas and Kate Moss' hair. Oh, and if Simon Doonan is writing
about a fad, you've got about 10 minutes til it's  completely
pathetic and embarassing.

Christine