[CrackMonkey] fried pigeons

Nick Moffitt nick at zork.net
Wed Apr 26 17:37:13 PDT 2000


----- Forwarded message from "h.r.taffs" <h.r.taffs at mciworld.com> -----

DENVER - Officials in Denver are going to great lengths to rid the
city of pigeons, and their flying debris. For $250 a month, the city
can buy hallucinogenic corn that causes the birds to convulse and
spasm which frightens the other birds away. The feed is laced with
Avitrol, and animal rights activists are once again; enraged. "It
takes 40 pigeons pooping all day in one place to equal what a dog
leaves on my lawn in one drop," says animal lover Catherine Hurlbutt.
John Hall, acting manager of public office buildings has a different
view, "pigeons are urban vermin." [First the corn. Next the pigeon
12-step]

----- End forwarded message -----

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