[CrackMonkey] Unofficial Onetopia pre-flyer

[Morgan J]

In article
<sa6vh1sfmg3.fsf at roy.bad-people-of-the-future.san-francisco.ca.us>, Mr.
Bad wrote:
>
>So, to summarize, unless your two peoples, the Australians and the
>Austrians, can learn to stop the ethnic cleansing and live together in
>grudging peace, we will block the lifting of sanctions in the UN
>Security Council, and you will not have access to American consumer
>markets for your turnips or porno or whatever it is you people make.

Hah! We have cunningly pre-empted your maneuvers by blocking porn! Your
capitalist, fascist, imperialistic ploys cannot bend our fragile wills!

On the other hand, we do like tacos. 

Morgan