[CrackMonkey] From a job post....
deirdre at deirdre.net
Sun Apr 9 12:40:38 PDT 2000
[12:32:50] Dev-T| apparently freemasonry is not uncommon among
clueless IT managers.
[12:33:15] Goonybird| that's kinda the point of freemasonry.....
Since we've been having such fun, I thought I'd post pieces from a job
req (posted either to the Linuxchix jobs list or Systers, I forget
which, at the end of Feb). I don't think any comment is needed, though
ridicule is tempting:
"The Linuxcare Technical Operations and Infrastructure Department
combines the mission-critical services of mainstream IT with the
dynamism and innovation of the Open Source paradigm shift."
"Diversified technology skill set, enabling the candidate to be a "utility
player" participating in projects crossing functional areas. Ability to
successfully drive simultaneous deliverables. Eagerly and openly
participates in and facilitates an atmosphere of teamwork. People-oriented
self-starter with a strong customer-service ethic. Strong written and
verbal communication skills."
And if you had the last, would you apply?
Oops, I said I wouldn't ridicule. My bad.
I'm tempted to create a button though: "does not play with utilities."
_Deirdre * http://www.linuxcabal.org * http://www.deirdre.net
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